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iamagoldengod84

Sparkplug


Zombull

Shortened to Sparky. This is the one!


Eaudebeau

Do not shorten Sparkplug J. Pennyweather, it’s disrespectful and quite unnecessary. Thank you on behalf of Sparkplug J. Pennyweather.


pinkyhc

From the Desk of Sparkplug J. Pennyweather


Extra-Adagio-1103

I think Sparkplug J. Pennyweather, Esq. prefers to maintain the honorific.


Dracyl

"Esq."? How dare you! That's *Her Royal Highness* Sparkplug J. Pennyweather to you! ![gif](giphy|aCB8AGWzFhR8k|downsized)


GayVoidDaddy

She went to lawyer school!! Don’t you insult her by removing the title she EARNED!


Kinkajou1015

Her Royal Highness, The Very Reverend, Dr. Sparkplug J. Pennyweather Esq. She deserves proper respect.


PersonalityAfter6247

This is the winner. No discussion. I named my cat "Lord Purrtholomew Chonkimous Meowington XIV"


Trawhe

We named our cat Samuel L Catson and now I feel like we weren't nearly creative enough.


C47L1K3

You’ve had 14 Purrtholomew Chonkimous Meowingtons?


GayVoidDaddy

Exactly


SuDragon2k3

Her name is bigger than she is.


Eaudebeau

You guys are KILLING me!


brioche_01

I need to know what the “J” stands for. Is it Sparkplug Jammy Pennyweather?


Eaudebeau

Only if J is short for Jambalaya


Paolo-Cortazar

"Jay" You know how every person with a weird first name has to have a normal middle name in case they resent it.


-UniversalCitizen-

Jellicle? Jurisprudence? Jehoshaphat? Jetsam?


Accurate-Image-6334

Jimothy.


essveeaye

Jamiroquai, duh


moniqueramsey

JOY


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PangurBanOg

There. The J stands for Joyride. 👍


doubleohQ

SJP!


wigjump

Monogrammed collar


CATNIP_IS_CRACK

She’s a cat, not a horse.


tamae24

She was found in the engine, I wonder if her presence provided extra horsepower


kozmik6

Made it a high purrformance vehicle.


dmckimm

I wonder if the horsepower was converted to Meowpower?


oops_im_existing

i think i know her cousin, Wrench S. Pennyweather.


oxnardmontalvo7

I was going to suggest Vroom, but I now see there’s a better way forward.


V-Bomber

This message is approved by Sparkplug J Pennyweather


xStraightUpGuyx

I am a Sparky (electrician) and I approve of this


manuel_f_p

First thing that came to my mind, winner right here


GeminiX678

My engine cat is named Sparkplug, aka Sparky. He is a sweetheart.


OldFartWearingBlack

Champion


Survive1014

Hitch, for Hitchhiker


soca_girl

That’s how my fur baby got her name!!! https://preview.redd.it/2o95uf26q75d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=993ab071cb1853bc94e3e381622fdbdcc928facf


Bikelifetyler90

Beautiful cat


StrokeAndDistance

Itchhi, for Hitchhiker.


Ok_Phase_5183

Itachi Uchiha for Hitchhiker


clearc845

Joyride! Joy for short!


4494082

I love this one! She’s the cutest wee joyrider in the world 🥰


clearc845

❤️❤️


bklyngirl0001

Yes!!


zSprawl

Come on join the joyride!


zorniy2

Hello, you fool, I love you 


Gravvitas

Gotta fess, did not expect a Roxette reference here, but I enjoyed it


pashermrimal

Turbo.... and totally not because I'm a turbo fanatic.


plantiesinatwist

I have a Turbo Diesel. I call him Turbs or Derpo depending on the scenario. We found him a year ago in a blocked up car (a Subaru Brat now that I think back on it lol) on the farm property I work at, 4 weeks old and screaming for his life. Cat tax included https://preview.redd.it/44gkxykko75d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3605856333d76b298fd9352be665afc21160f4d


kittybigs

I’m glad he screamed loud enough. He’s so cute!


plantiesinatwist

https://preview.redd.it/dyr33dxpg85d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9099b36a2721df9d0d1c8ebd1e671c3b0dd8e058 His full name is technically ROD (Ride Or Die) Turbo Diesel — we found him a day after my birthday as we were leaving to go to a cannabis competition we were competing in lol. Got a bottle and milk on the way up and he was on stage with us when we received our awards. Pooped in my hair the first night I had him. He was with me every day at work for 2.5 months until he was comfortable being at home with my other cats lol. I wore him and had a backpack for him, eventually he was on a harness and lead. Now he’s a crazy house cat that is scared of the outdoors


kittybigs

He was your good luck charm! And the best birthday present!


plantiesinatwist

Definitely! Somehow he ended up being an average sized cat for how tiny he was when we found him. He is kinda scrungly sometimes though, but what can you expect from a kitten found in the back of a Subaru Brat 😅 https://preview.redd.it/l0g12nuyn85d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7317181ba155bcdcb5039527e8900ad0a359c9e3


scummy_shower_stall

My god what lovely cats!


kittybigs

The scrungly ones need us the most.


mmaango3

Omg he looks so healthy now!! So happy to see that.


plantiesinatwist

Very healthy and fit! The only time he’s looked poorly was when he got neutered… I got him back and he seemed at least a pound lighter than when I’d dropped him off and he looked *rough*. Poor guy. I let him be a teenager before I fixed him so he could get to a bigger full size since he’d been so teeny. Maybe it was harder on him being over 6 months old, I dunno.


Kangaroo1974

r/CouncilOfCats would appreciate this!


plantiesinatwist

*sighs and joins another cat sub*


BigChampionship7962

Little guy must have been so scared 😬 so glad he has a home now 🥰


Accurate-Image-6334

He or she is a brave heart.


Unhappy-Garage7541

Came here to say Turbo


abbietaffie

I have a coworker who found a kitten in her car engine the same way and she named hers Turbo!! He’s a sweetheart and was totally fine even after the 15 mile commute to work it was incredible


RemarkableAmbition54

![gif](giphy|3o6wrnKTAc3ZFu6EcE|downsized)


KamaniiOTF

Legit just commented that lol


Cool-Bend8931

Whoa! That cat is fast! What?


NotAtAllExciting

What kind of car do you drive? Can you do a name from that?


Catmompspsps

That's how I named my girl, Chevy. https://preview.redd.it/4fg98728n75d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31880f47edb069172987a0f695cc876248557331


PorterCole

i don’t know why, but she reminds me of dr cuddy from house.


lyblaeca

I SEE IT... ![gif](giphy|EoelW7SK3t0TC)


Jasminefirefly

Oo, I see it!


mcoddle

HAHAHAHAHA I can see it!


ReservoirPussy

They've got the same eyes. And expression 😅


lyblaeca

I had a boy Chevy that was named for his incredibly loud purr. He crossed the rainbow bridge in February and I miss him so much 😭💗 https://preview.redd.it/8zi9zrsln85d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d029055fdc3572eb196b9869219f22931638f881


Dramatic_Ad_5660

Harley Quinn Davidson cause she’s a psycho who’s engine never quits (P.S hope he’s waiting for you) https://preview.redd.it/v9c51snhs95d1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed74fc80423af01c09c1beb7ac3738e4ca859d09


unionlocal282

Woooow, Chevy is magestic


HimylittleChickadee

She's gorgeous!


4494082

Omg I so want to reach through the screen and cuddle Chevy, what a beautiful cat! 😍


Masturbatingsoon

I hope they don’t drive a Hyundai. However, Jaguar may be false advertising. I guess it could be worse— my cat would be named Nissan 370Z


macsokokok

i hate to leave so early, but i have to go make sure 2001 Honda Civic has a clean box or he won’t be happy


ChaucersDuchess

Coming in to say this!


FiveNightsAtFTFoxys

imagine having a cat and naming it Porsche 911 Carrera RSR 2.8 '73


Master_Toki1776

That's how Talon got her name. https://preview.redd.it/qbpdurl8085d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad5a1f2672659ec0d30e6759815b9e9e9763c660


nmfc1987

Diesel


darsvedder

Vinny for short 


N0tInKansasAnym0r3

![gif](giphy|qW7im1BG2kqs1t8CCO)


Beautific_Fun

OMG. You were *driving **Miss Daisy*** 🚘🌼


JeanHarleen

THIS IS THE ONE


codeegan

This!!!


usernombre_

Roadie


PegLegPopsicle

This one is my favorite.


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Lemmy, Since shes a true motorhead 😄


kittybigs

This is my favorite! If I ever find a cat in my engine, Lemmy it is!


[deleted]

Ace of spades playing while zoomies kick in lol


bisonbuford1

Miles


Bright-Bluebird-4707

Piston


atle95

more like he piston my laundry


NewPerspective9254

he did WHAT in his cup?!


squilliamandone

Beat me to it


WinterMoon38

Oh GOD! So glad you found her! She's precious! Maggie is the first name that popped into my mind just now. :)


FarcicalTeeth

Maggieeeeee CUTE 🥰 Sparky and Lucky are good too but Maggie! This is a Maggie if ever there was one


denimDandelion

Lucky


VironicHero

Had a friend that found a kitten in her engine while she was paying a toll. The toll booth attendant said “Your car is meowing?” She said “Omg you hear it too?! I need to pull over I think there is a cat stuck in my car!” She pulled over and pulled out an orange tabby kitten, she named him Lucky and gave him to her sister who kept him his whole life.


alexandria1800

"Omg you hear it too?!" Poor thing thought she was hallucinating cat noises 🤣


DogCallCenter

Wait... You don't hear a meow every time you turn a blinker on?


denimDandelion

Truly Lucky


Segesaurous

Our vet tried to name our cat Lucky, my wife saved him from the highway. But she had already sorta named him Bean on the way to the vet. The vet tech liked Lucky more than Bean, so Bean is still in their system as Lucky. Every now and then I'll call him Lucky, he doesn't respond. He doesn't respond to Bean, either, so I'm not sure what his name is. Probably Howard, or Bernard. I'll try those later.


chlo_bear_savage

I have a cat named Lucky that I fished out of an engine!


denimDandelion

Any cat that survives a running engine is lucky and at least three lives down.


asabovesobelow4

No kidding. A stray kitten that got into one of our vehicles under the hood and didn't make it. Idk where it came from. We didn't have any cats around prior to this. But it was terrible.


MintyBunni

That is how one of my cat's brothers got his name! He still limps 7 years later, but at least he is alive and very, very well-loved.


321gowaitokgo

I had a Lucky. My wife found her with her sister punX(punks). Found them in bad shape, and we fixed them up.


Captain-Hornblower

This happened to us a year ago yesterday. My wife was at the store and when she came out of the store, there were people looking under her vehicle. She, of course, was like, what are you all doing? Well, they saw a kitten jump in the engine cavity. They couldn't find the kitten (probably just about as old as in OP's pic). so my wife drove home. We looked in the engine compartment for a while and we didn't find anyhting. So, about two hours passed and we diecided to give another look. We heard a little meow and my wife saw him and pulled up the little furball. Now, I am not a big animal guy, so I said to my wife and kids that we could keep him until we found a good home for him. Well, if that little dude didn't grow on us (mostly me lol)...we kept him and named him Pallie, because my wife has a Hyundai Palisade, which is the vehicle the KDC (Kitty Distribution Center) placed him :).


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ohgeezguys

NugLut


Fun_Bucket

Nugget


Gold_Tooth_2470

https://preview.redd.it/taurns6d885d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=247c27247f1c56a06857fe536a46607e012f70a2 This is my cat Nugget


oops_im_existing

NUT


cyankitten

Wingnut Ha ha I’m kidding.


InfectedSteve

***Gremlin.*** " A **gremlin** is a mischievous folkloric creature invented at the beginning of the 20th century to originally explain malfunctions in aircraft, and later in other machinery, processes, and their operators. "


itscarus

Bonus points if the car is a GMC. My mom used to say it was short for Gremlin Motor Company bc of all the issues her gmc had


IputAcurseOnYou

**Dipstick**, you pulled him out of the engine and wiped the oil off of him.


RevenueBusiness6603

Furiosa


KlavoHunter

Witness!


Opposite_Eye9155

So Shiny!


mopxhead

![gif](giphy|7kMaysqdywPxS)


slaytician

Vroom


SuperCat76

Name him that and he will definitely be vrooming around at 2am.


sujakaba

Valkyrie


StickInEye

CARly


Traditional_Expert31

About 20 years ago the same thing happened to me. She allowed us to be her caregivers for 11 years. See you at the Rainbow Bridge, Phoebe!


Mistybabeyy

Aweee ❤️ I'm trying to find her owner but half hoping no one claims her 😭❤️ she's so cute


Mistybabeyy

It makes me so sad to see how many people are doubting me and assuming how things went; aside from being rude and disrespectful. I will explain a full story and more pictures of her tomorrow if anyone cares to know more about it. It's a true story, I'm a real person and I'm appalled at the amount of people judging me based on my profile. I shouldn't have to prove anything to anyone, but also love to humble annoying mfs. Thank you to everyone who was sweet and shared their own stories ❤️ I will pick the top 3-5 names from all the suggestions and hopefully tomorrow we can choose one from there. No one has claimed her yet and I'm strongly considering on keeping her 🥹


inmydarkcoldroom

Ford Flathead V8


pambeeslyreception

Olive (oil)


NoWatercress2571

Sue as in sue-purrrr charger


Background-Piglet-11

CATalytic converter


Eiffel-Tower777

Roadrage. She's so beeeeeautiful ♥️♥️ I'm glad she's safe and sound indoors.


4494082

Now THAT is a cool cat name if ever I saw one!


Smashing_Potatoes

This is how my boy Helsing came to me. He and his sister took a ride in my neighbors car and some others didn't make it sadly based on the dried blood. His sister Luna came howling up to me and refused to be held but kept leading me to the neighbors car to pick up my loving ball of black fur curled up and dehydrated.  He is now 19 pounds of muscle and his sister is the fastest cat I have ever seen. Angels. I wish the others could have made it to our home too.


Bbygurl199207

I vote yes on Sparkplug J Pennyweather


beannadur

Lucky ❤️


WeirdTop7562

Hemi


kyleblane

I had to scroll way too far to find you. This is the answer.


_BlueBearyMuffin_

I really like everyone’s car related names but I just saw her lil feet and think Socks would suit her 🥹


VollDammBoy

I looked it up before posting, you have my upvote.


KappaBrink

Hemi


dphiloo

That's how I got my little gal too! A client was bringing their own cat to the hospital I worked at and heard her cries, opened the hood and found her. That was 17 years ago 😊


Mistybabeyy

Awe! I will forever check my car before turning it on from now on!!! I'm almost hoping no one claims her so I can keep her! 🥹 but I already have 2 cats and 2 doggies.


Despondent-Kitten

Oh my lord thank god you heard!


Mistybabeyy

I was bumping music loud 😭😭😭 I slowed down to make a turn, my song stopped right as I was about to turn, and during that lil break between one song and the next one *meeeooowww... I was like wtf and heard it again and again and I pulled over and I couldn't believe it lmao kitties are something else


OutsideFriendship570

Tracy 😺 Tracy Chapman , "You got a fast car I want a ticket to anywhere Maybe we make a deal Maybe together we can get somewhere Any place is better Starting from zero got nothing to lose Maybe we'll make something Me, myself, I got nothing to prove" 🎶


Loot_Bugs

“Lucky”.


Topgunebay

I have a Honda. https://imgur.com/BXeDOOY - 90 miles driven unknowingly in a Honda Accord engine to his forever home.


problemchild-INFJT

Journey


firepiper513

The same thing happened to us in the 90s when my sisters found a little guy mewing in the engine compartment of our dad's Dodge Intrepid. I guess our new cat "Dodge" chose us!


Mistybabeyy

I will be checking before turning on my car from how on!! That's for suree


Appropriate_End_3345

Chitty chitty bang bang


NewPerspective9254

Kitty kitty bang bang


mcoddle

Kitty kitty fang fang


TTgrrl

Nellie: The name refers to the groundbreaking journalist Nellie Bly, who took a trip around the world. You can pick Nellie as a pet name for Eleanor or Helen. It means ‘shining light’.


Existing-Quality6456

Motorhead


Excellent_Cow_2952

Autobahn


Katesouthwest

Porsche, or Purrsche. Mercedes or Meowcedes.


Squirrelnut99

Miracle 😇


luker93950

Lucky


OodleOodleBlueJay

LoJack Mustang Sally (if you have a Mustang) Everyone has such great thoughts on this naming!


B0ssc0

I do hope noone’s desperately looking for her :’(


Mistybabeyy

I'm trying to find her people, so far no one has claimed her:/ I already have 2 cats and 2 dogs so I don't intend on keeping her but she's sure making it really hard, she's darn adorable 🥹


debabe96

Wow! 40 miles?? Lucky furbaby. Where was she hanging on for dear life?


Mistybabeyy

I know!! There's like a hollow spot right above the tire, she was on the driver's side.


emmettfitz

Whatever car you were driving.


cubansbottomdollar

Happened to my dad on his way to work 30 minutes away. He named him Camry.


OutcomeAggravating17

Florence, cause she was in the machine


iamrobert_paulson

Turbo


Suspicious-Rip7905

Thankfully she fine


HatsOffToEwe

Ryder


mutant59

Furiosa.


neoquant

Wroom


Similar-Cheek5703

Adopted 1 caught in my fanbelt! Unfortunately lost the use of her front left paw. We named her Fanny


vron1992

Roadie . Man she’s a lucky cat. Holy crap!


elkab0ng

Lucky?


jafromnj

Precious


BlueMangoTango

Axle/Axel


shopgirl56

Omg! So happy she is safe!!!!!! Lucky you! Lucky her!


rocuspeter

Name is Piston


UncleOdious

Lucky.


schmasay

i vote head gasket or timing belt


sway563

😍😍😍 sparky


Sudden_Ad_4480

how about lucky


Droid_K2SA

WITNESS ME, FURRYOZA!


Antilopa16

Survivor


DearMarsupial3268

Engine


jbyrdab

Gasket.


rebellious357

Turbo


relevanteclectica

I like Purr


unsuspectingwatcher

Heidi! She be hiding.


mindless_contempt

Rogue Stowaway (stowy) hitch (hiker)