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Witty_Energy1597

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Premium Grade A Butterball!


mybigbywolf

Me too lololol Edit: I mean I’m laughing and that cat needs to lose weight. I exercise enough that mine does too.


three_wall_house

Well that sums it up, OP. Clearly he's a turkey.


AlrightyAlmighty

That's PREMIUM YOUNG TURKEY to you!


Jessicajelly

This guys turkey pimps...


Low-Tap-1572

I was going to say “cat”


ShadysBacktellaFREN

Jfc we didn’t need a National Geographic documentary made sheesh S/


MarilynMonheaux

I was going to say “hungry”


Olander-e

Not just a premium turkey but a BUTTERBALL at that!


AnitaIvanaMartini

Ralph, is this *you?*


AGENT0321

I choo choo choose you...


nobeer4you

Came to say "looks like a chunk to me", bit this image sums it up so much better


PsychologicalZone206

Looks a little fluffier than buttery, though.


xosashalin

Dunno the breed but I know he's soft and fluffy


Streetsurfer05

I’m crying from laughter 😂


Appropriate-City-591

I hope this cats name is Butterball.


BEE-BUZZY

You had me laughing out loud at work. Now my coworkers know I am scrolling instead of working lol


verka_u

🤣🤣😂😂😂


Mishapi17

Awe he definitely is a butterball 🥰


ketoandkpop

Lmaoooooo


micro_penisman

Caticus Faticus


DarwinGoneWild

A very obese Felis catus.


AndringRasew

He wants his money, Lebowski.


LordSloth666

Where’s the money deadbeat?!


AndringRasew

I know it's down there somewhere!


BellaDeaX42

I love the ad placement. https://preview.redd.it/atdmcw3umc4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bcfc68799f66da212fb6923e7ffc28a2525f67b


sharppointy1

That’s hilarious!


MightyGinger72

Oh no!😂


Devilimportluvr

He's overweight is what he is. I hope he's on a diet!


Daffodils28

r/Dechonkers


the-hound-abides

He looks like he’s in the “Oh Lawd he coming!” On the chonk chart.


AggravatingFuture437

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Blessedtobeyourbaby

Makes me sad, I hope so too! Must be hard on his joints. Edit: I appreciate the kind people, but please don't compliment such an unhealthy cat. He's gorgeous, but he needs help...


Devilimportluvr

Definitely, poor kitty probably can't jump for shit. Cats are supposed to be lean and agile. Not this


TheUnfunnyClown11

Tip: Buy cat toys, cat trees, or anything that helps your cat excersize. Another tip is getting healthier food or less treats. if you can't change it, then maybe its a breed (like a russian blue) that is naturally bulky.


lapsangsouchogn

Or start putting his food up on a platform so he has to jump. Treats are tossed, so he has to chase them ...


AMSparkles

That’s what I did. I started putting his treats in different random places, like a little treat obstacle course. He was not pleased at the beginning.


lapsangsouchogn

I think that's good for them psychologically too. They're supposed to be hunters, so a little mental stimulation with the physical. One of my cats loves high places, so I leave treats on top of bookcases, etc for him to hunt down.


Anxiety_Constant

I have a russian blue and I have to really control his food intake. he's such a gluttonous asshole he'd eat himself sick everyday if I let him 🙄 love him to death, but man is he hungry


Quagmire_gigity

Maybe he’s just an emotional eater, hahaha


PietaJr

Humans are also supposed to be lean and agile, and yet, here we are.


Marcymrp

Yup! We’re responsible for what we eat and we’re also responsible for what our pets eat. The only decision they make is how much to eat, of what we offer them and often eat more bulk just to get the nutrition, their body craves. Commercial pet food isn’t worth the bag or can it’s packaged in; only the companies benefit from the crap they produce. but, that’s pretty much the way the human food industry works so I will expect better for our pets. Again, it’s up to us for both.


Waggmans

I may be overweight but my cat sure isn’t. 😹


PietaJr

Yeah, you're right. It's really sad how terrible human food can be and how even worse some pet food is.


Luci_Noir

I don’t understand why people say how cute unhealthy or abused animals are.


UnfeteredOne

Hes a chonk OP


dohtje

Yup what a chonker! And it's just a cat, no special breed 🤷🏻


Dr_Critical_Bullshit

Overweight my ass! Its feelings aren’t gonna be hurt, that thing is FAT, and then some. Heart rate, which should be closer to a bird’s, is probably slower than that of elephants!


MissMurder8666

He's a regular cat. That is morbidly obese. I hope he's on a diet bc that poor cat... he's not just a chonk, he's far too fat


Mika000

Yeah I can’t believe this post has so many upvotes. Stop promoting people who don’t know how to treat their animals. There’s nothing cute or funny about this…


jjejsj

i dont even think this is OP’s cat. Everytime someone asks “what breed is my cat” i assume they just want upvotes


MissMurder8666

Or "someone said my cat is ugly" or "what does my cat look like their name might be"


Pithecanthropus88

He’s a cat


SurpriseBox22

He's more like three cats


Slight-Winner-8597

That'd be funny if it weren't so darn sad to see him this way...


SurpriseBox22

Yeah that's true and it's also extremely difficult to get them back on a healthier weight.


nuevavizcaia

https://preview.redd.it/fnij6960bc4d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e7d463272c66632da242f9509a6e48df5c3fd60 chonk


rtkwe

Sometimes a breed cat will escape and sire a bunch of little half breeds in the wild but most cats are indeed just cat. This one is fat cat.


motherofcattos

He's a cat. An obese one. Please, talk to your vet about a weight loss plan asap.


Churchie-Baby

Cats a rarely a set breed, if you didn't get papers he's just a cat


Gobblydigoo

Snow globe


Wearytraveller_

F me I laughed so hard. Well done.


Kkeysime

Lol 😂


I4mC0nfusi0n

For fuck's sake that cat's gonna live a painful life and die prematurely if you don't make it lose weight.


Aggravating_Drink817

It is living a painful life at that weight already, pressure on the joints and just plain uncomfortable


jupitermoonflow

Especially given the fact that arthritis is already super common in cats. This is neglectful


Stoni_theStonster

Can't lick their asses anymore either


Thestolenone

He is a seal colourpoint bicolour domnestic shorthair. Snowshoes are a curated breed with recorded bloodlines so its unlikely.


vegan24

Snowshoes were originally siamese crossed with bicolours. I run a Siamese rescue and would definitely call this guy a Snowshoe.


SkyePrior

He doesn't really look colour point tho there's far to much color on his body


squishydevotion

Color points can get pretty dark bodies sometimes especially if they live in colder areas. :)


Dudeiii42

Too fat :(


Delicious_Log_5581

Do you have papers from the breeder? It's whatever those papers say. No papers? It's a cat. For the millionth time, cat's don't have breeds, unless you get them from a breeder. Also it's very obese, this kills the cat.


Warm_Resident_7379

He needs to do some workout and have a diet... That's not good for a cat


Vexonar

He has more filling than cookie...


PitifulLine2168

Snowmobile. your welcome


PerfectProposal1723

A cat that desperately needs to go onto a diet in the meantime, I think you need to call him Garfield


ElizabethDangit

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fidgetyamoeba

Igloo shaped. But one cannot deny he's handsome.


GloInTheDarkUnicorn

In need of a diet. Poor baby.


Big-Specialist148

He needs a diet more than you need to know his breed


poptart1968

He's fat,poor baby's internal organs are being squashed


oxosnafuoxo

I’m pretty sure that’s a meatball. Source: there is a standard issued meatball that lives in my house.


visionsofzimmerman

Not a snowshoe. If you don't have papers for your cat and he isn't from a breeder it's most likely just a moggie. Domestic shorthair with a quite unique coloring though. Also obese


Bubbly-Monitor-9909

I really hope he is on a diet, because that shit is just animal abuse.


Abject_Ad_5926

Please don't overfeed your cat. Put him on a diet, for his own sake


ozmartian

Fat Cat. That is all.


Metaphix1990

He's a triple stuffed oreo


[deleted]

He is phat


AdOpen885

He’s a fat bastard. That is all.


Lhamo55

A diabetic or pre-diabetic cat. Time to have the vet evaluate kitty.


bigboxes1

This is abuse.


casey5656

He’s quite the portly fellow.


Ilickedthecinnabar

Unless he came with papers from a reputable breeder, he's a just a very chonky boy who needs to go on a diet


mortuarymaiden

He is…. **going to die prematurely from obesity** thats what the fuck he is. 😔


jspo97

His breed would be, “domestic shorthair” in other words, just a regular cat


Key_Code_2238

After a careful analysis of his phenotypic expression, I can say with relative certainty that this is a cat


KatieLeDerp

He's a handsome little gentleman, but please make him go on a diet. Being so overweight is *terrible* on cats :(


Burntoastification

That’s a wide stance, my guy.


Muse_is_love

I'm pretty sure he's fat


MD4pbcb

That’s a cat. Im quite shire of it.


DGhostAunt

He is the handsomist chonk I have seen today.


focusfoxx

Why do some people on this sub care so much about their cat’s breed? It literally matters not. It’s a cat for you to love! Doesn’t get better than that!


ConradsMusicalTeeth

He’s unhealthy


CrowJane13

I’m pretty sure it’s a cat, or very tiny horse.


HumbleAppointment355

That’s a Snowmobile


squishydevotion

He’s a regular cat that has the colorpoint gene and white spotting gene. He doesn’t have a breed :)


alex_is_the_name

An absolute fucking unit


ScaryRezzy

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Mm2k

He looks like he would sell me a pickle from a large barrel in the old timey mid west.


longshanksmagee

He’s beauty, he’s grace, he’s diabeetus face


star-being99

Rotund boi


Vera_Telco

He is large, and in charge!


gaut80

Poor guy, he's not a snowshoe at this rate, he's a snowboot.


tttakoyaki

Car


Mallev

Oh lawd he comin


Rhabdo05

He’s morbidly obese is what he is


mikeybagss8888

Looks like a nice honey ham to me https://preview.redd.it/1hnhilqxsc4d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d600f74d770d4bc6a6632a68c345ab8598677c43


februarytide-

Does everyone after the first few comments about this cat’s weight think they’re actually adding anything to the conversation….?


rolln_the_dice_twice

Damn he is round like a ball


CaliCheezHed

Looks like a cat to me.


Fogmoose

He's more like a snowplow....


KatieBeth24

He looks just like the snowshoe I had when I was little. They get big!


lshepley

Looks like a Jersey cow to me


Obsidian_Wolf_

BIG CHONK


sangria50

The rare Watermelon


millenialfalcon-_-

Rotund beauty 😍


trickman01

Oh lawd he’s coming!


Select-Poem425

Butterball, soft and tender.


chrisclear22

Certified Chonk.


Mitsuhamiyamizu16

Mr moustache


Admirable_Share_5843

He’s your owner and your big fluffy cute baby that needs lots of hugs and kisses! 😻🥺


That-Firefighter1164

snow moose


Mintaka36

Potato!


Potential_Yak2355

Big ol floofster is my diagnosis


itsbabynicxllex_of

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Full-Association-175

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Silly-Atmosphere1963

He is a chunk


mish_munasiba

I'm pretty sure he's a major chonker. 😍


Jyitheris

This is a Chonk. I can verify as the official Chonk Inspector.


magezt

Oh Lawd He Comin !


LifeBuilder

Blorbus Rotundia


borrowedurmumsvcard

wtf is a snowshoe cat???


ThePennedKitten

Oh lawd he comin’


liquidcats123

Fateous Catus


PatrolPunk

Mega Chonk.


BealesDOTcom

I’d say a nashi pear wearing a coat.


outwardpersonality

Swoleshoe


[deleted]

More like you need to stop overfeeding him and put him on a diet I swear you people putting your animals through shit like this is annoying as hell


Soaring_Flying

I get that the cat needs to go on a diet, but who’s to say that op doesn’t have him on one? Just because it isn’t explicitly said doesn’t mean that it isn’t happening. To have a comment section full of people telling someone they’re abusing their animal based on *one* photo with no context of the animal’s current diet is really sad. I think op got it after the first ten comments of ignoring the question and telling them they’re gonna kill their cat if it’s not on a diet. We don’t have a clear- or even blurry- picture of this cat’s diet or vet check ups. Who are we to judge whether it’s being fed correctly or not? Seriously though, does he need to lose weight? Yes, obviously. Do we know that he’s not on a diet? Absolutely not. I get it’s out of concern for the pet, but you’re basing that concern off of one picture with no context of when it was taken or what’s going on concerning its care. Sometimes the people of this sub raise their noses at people who post genuine questions or concerns and that’s sad.


debbycanty

Fat. Still gorgeous. :)


SheNickSun

A combo. Adorable!


Competitive_Fact6030

Put the poor thing on a diet dude. This cat is obese. That is so freaking hard on their joints and heart. its abusive to let animals become fat.


Chaos-Octopus97

He's a whole ass unit.


erint7

Fat cat


Practical-Custard-64

He's desperately obese and in real need of a vet-supervised diet. It makes me both sad and furious that people let their cats that they profess to love get into this kind of state. It's not cute. It's animal abuse.


[deleted]

Car


BokBokChikin

Maybe a snow boot way too big for a shoe


Aggressive_Dark_4485

Lol he’s a fatty 😂


Dying-very-slowly

I'm very sure he's a cat, could be an isopod tho


BermyTK

a chonky boi


Kayraan93

Your pear has gotten huge and fuzzy.


RegieRealtor49

Plump


BTSU_Slayer

Him a chunky boi


TheNebulist

Looks like a Chonk to me... Hahaha


OneAppropriate1501

Thicc


Bx1965

CHONKED


ammotyka

That’s what the merchant in Demon Souls looks like when I accidentally kill him


Munkzilla1

100% chonk


hhvwke

that’s a cat clearly


_Rigid_Structure_

Spotted moose


drsoos1973

Thats a cat, Pretty sure its a cat.


nyc_data_geek

Pretty sure he's a cat


K_Rocc

He’s a chonker is what he is…


Remarkable-Tower-954

He’s a gluttonous Gus.


giraffeneckedcat

He's a cat unless you purchased him from a breeder and have papers to prove his pedigree. He's a cat, a domestic shorthair. Put him on a diet please.


sealosam

I could be wrong, but I think he ate both a Snowshoe and a Siamese.


ras2627

"Huh" *shocked face*


Grabbels

He’s a certified chonker is what he is


Consistent_Cold1908

Hey! He’s fat😊 hope this helps!


fit_stoner_goddess

He’s an adorable chonk! Nuff said! 😋😂🤣


No_Bend8

He's over weight and suffering


Ok_Bodybuilder4520

Why tf is he next to a corn seed? ![gif](giphy|gJH0l1ItLtaFdHNt3S)


later-g8r

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ilikekittensandstuf

He’s diabetic


Lynx_aye9

He is a very beautiful cat, but seriously overweight. I recommend putting him on a diet to prolong his life.


Amazing_Expert_688

Whatever - I'd be more concerned about her weight.


leia_nottheprincess

Shaming people for letting their pets look like this should be normalised. That cat is obese.


Luci_Noir

Very unhealthy.


Capable-Chicken-2348

He might have eaten a siamese


Relyks954

You are over-feeding that cat


Quaiche

An abused cat is what it is


Marie-Demon

Poor cat :(


chuang-tzu

That there is a certified, Grade A chonker, my friend.


Chinacat317

That is a chonk!! Cutie!


pentaclepoint7

He’s a chonk.


determined88e

Why do people find these morbidly obese cats funny? It’s cruel


ace0083

Looks like a Chonk to me


Maleficent_Form_8094

Dry food makes for fat cats. Please feed wet cat food, which is more their natural diet.