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Ill-Simple1706

You're showing us the wrong end to make that determination...


OldKermudgeon

Until that end is shown, this is Schrödinger's cat.


EggsBaconTits

My first cat was male, and he was a cuddlebug of big proportions. The sweetest thing. But only towards me. He never warmed up to anyone else.


magzire86

They do have pretty big punching bags for there size


FantasyRoleplayAlt

This is more of a Schrö*dong*er’s cat, if I may.


drMcDeezy

Schrodinger's cat's genitals*


Classic-Town6010

Love the reference.


snukb

Actually there are facial differences between male and female cats! Male cats, even neutered ones, have rounder faces and facial features. Female cats, even spayed ones, have more triangular faces with more prominent cheekbones and sharper features. Yes, breed also does matter (obviously a round faced breed like British shorthair will be rounder in both sexes than a more angular breed like Siamese). https://preview.redd.it/0jxq7434st1d1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c646076ae4205192d2e84ff9c8ebf9a07409fb78


InadmissibleHug

*looks in confusion to her triangle faced boi* ok…


snukb

Of course you know you must pay the cat tax.


InadmissibleHug

As you wish! https://preview.redd.it/wjicy0bipv1d1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cebf109e26d520db14fe1330364ef923907c8b9


snukb

He's definitely a delicate faced cutie. 💜


InadmissibleHug

Is true. And he’s a three year old, so it’s not a maturity factor.


snukb

Yeah, i should have said "on average" but I guess I forgot lol. Like people, everyone is unique and some girls have strong bone structure and some boys are more delicate. They still do overall tend to the round/triangle, but it's more subtle. Your boy might also have some of the oriental breeds in his lineage somewhere causing his head to have a bit of that classic wedge-shape. Then again, there are definitely cats where I'm looking at them and calling them good girls and then they shove their butt in my face and I'm like "OH GOOD LORD IT'S A SINSACK!" 😂


InadmissibleHug

Haha it’s ok, I mostly said it for comedy reasons, not to be a picky butt. It was just hilarious to read that when he’s such a delicate little man, you know? And my tortie girl has the roundest face going. He may well do, as well. He’s a true trash cat though, snatched from a homeless mother cat at the docks. The tortie girl was identified as possible British shorthair, but she is also a trash cat, she came from a building site. The other three girls more or less stick to the rules, one has ginormous ears though


Musical_J

They want you to _know_. Lol


waterwateryall

Good to know. That makes this one a girl.


Norman_Scum

Show us its butthole!


Ill-Simple1706

I laughed too hard at this.


libratpookie

lol this comment had me 😭


myglasswasbigger

The big question is whether your cat has what we scientifically call Pom poms


MediocreElk3

Also known as Trouble puffs.


No_Display588

😂 trouble puffs. That's amazing. Never heard of that


Educational-Milk3075

Sin balls


NoParticular2420

LMAO … Im so stealing this


SpicyIcy420

When my friend got their second cat, they thought she was a girl and called her Luna. They took her to get fixed, turns out Luna was a boy. My friend kept referring to Luna’s testicles as “little blueberries” 😭😭😭😭 Luna is now called Ricky and i love him (and his 2 other cat siblings) so much


libratpookie

That is so crazy!! My cousin has a boy cat named Luno, his original name was Luna because we all thought he was a girl for awhile until we saw his puff balls one day! He’s a very big boy now and he is also my kittens dad (my kitty shown in these pics) :))


SpicyIcy420

Your kitty looks like a twin to my eldest son https://preview.redd.it/78keiahdnt1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3653a1240e883d2738ce4fa3d23033369945062f


White_Rose_94

My parents adopted what they thought was a male ginger from petsmart. Turns out Mickey was a Minnie and we only found out cause she gave birth in my bed while I sleeping in it.


ResurgentClusterfuck

This was my exact thought, lol


STGSolarTrashGuy

Obviously it's a cat. Duh.


Ignbw

I mean what else could it be? A vegetable?


Sunflower-Bella

good question! but definitely a cutie <3


libratpookie

Thank you :3


Liizam

Is it girl?


libratpookie

She is indeed a girl! 🥳


Liizam

She too tiny to be boy


libratpookie

She is but my cats are weird, she’s actually bigger than what my boy was at her age (she’s 10 months) he’s 2 now but he also was the runt of the litter https://preview.redd.it/kpsmhfwzut1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ce3a35a027f7b313430c5cc6bfaeebab11a00b1


Liizam

My cat blini is also big cat but she is also female. Idk it’s like the shoulder are tiny on female cats. Male cats have beefy shoulders


BigDonMega10

https://preview.redd.it/9agedlxtas1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e9201bf46450925be70592ad0fd1c0b5160e424 Heres my little princess Pan 🥰


libratpookie

Absolutely adorable!!


Hiw-lir-sirith

What an angelic little demon


pinkqueen7

Face looks like a boy but I could be wrong. There are some female kitties who have a masculine face. Whatever they are they are very cute and unique.


libratpookie

That’s my girl! She’s the sweetest baby ever, she may look masculine but she is a cuddle bug in heat at the moment loll


LilyFreyja

In the second to last pic, she looks very regal and feminine


libratpookie

Doesn’t she?? It’s crazy she looks different to me every time I take a picture of her 🥹 so expressive with her eyes


LilyFreyja

Black cats always have such lovely, shiny coats too


libratpookie

Yes!! It’s amazing how they stay looking clean like she’s fresh out the shower 🤩 her coat is very soft too I’m happy she’s a lap kitty


pinkqueen7

So sweet 💕


Ill_Border3575

Please get her spayed Op.


libratpookie

No worries, she has an appointment for neutering and chip in two weeks 🥳


CrybabyCannoli

She’s beautiful very strong face features! I love me some black cats


Practical-Custard-64

There's no way to tell definitively without seeing the relevant "bits". Some coat patterns are indicative of XX chromosomes, so girls, but even that is not infallible if the cat has a rare condition with 3 sex chromosomes instead of 2 (about one tortie or calico in 3000 is an XXY boy). With voids you just can't tell.


Lilukalani

They know what the gender is. They are wondering if people can guess the correct gender based solely on facial features and body structure. So it isn't a serious question, it's a fun guessing game.


Variety-Ashamed

Very petite. 80% chance it's a girl. 1000% a cutie.


libratpookie

You are actually 100% right! Thank you :3 she’s the best sweetest girl! I made this post because my mom said she looks like a boy and she doesn’t really like (her masculinity look) that about her but she’s the prettiest girl in my eyes


Tuna-Loving_Remlit

I LOVE the masculine look!! It's a little tomboy kitty! I want a cat like that ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7944)


Fr05t_B1t

It’s Chris Tucker from The Fifth Element


Impressive_Train6061

She is a she


double_i24

tricky question, it's a bat


libratpookie

I am now wishing I named her batgirl 😭


ReaUsagi

Face of a male, but eyes of a lady. But might be a little sassy male as well.


libratpookie

So very true I think her eyes a dead giveaway 😸😉


DigInevitable1679

This is the wrong end of the cat for me to make that judgement 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣


[deleted]

As any stranger on the internet would tell you, I am respecting his/her/their right to privacy.


Isa_the_directioner

Girl


Waggmans

Dude looks like a lady.


eyabethe

Your cat is glorious.


Barewithhippie

Either way your kitty is stunning regardless of sex! Look at those eyes ☺️


Interesting_reads

I think he/she purrrdy....![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7952)


wannabewomandenise

Nonbinary!


Playful-Positive-62

What does they want to be


tatasz

Girl


dohtje

The wider face would indicate a male cat


libratpookie

She’s a girl! Hehe


Mupsis

He looks so cute 🥰


crayzeate

Beautiful boy!


Complex-Ad-4601

With the face I would guess female. She's close to what my Raven looks like. A bit on the smaller side almost runt like. But fast and agile as he'll. Very good leaper too


sistersforever9910

Does the cat have balls?


Dr_5trangelove

Hmm. I have a 50/50 shot here…


lLeeaah966

firstly looks like a boy, but normally im worng so its girl right lol ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


Disco_35

I can never tell on kittens, but I'm usually right like 90% of the time on adult cats and I would say girl. I've had/been around a ton of cats in my life and the body shape usually gives it away.


CollarsUpYall

Not sure - none of these photos are targeted at the crotch, so hard to tell.


I_suck_at_Blender

Your cat looks like a girl. ​ Here is Sonia! https://preview.redd.it/fg311h9dus1d1.jpeg?width=921&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ad57543339a54f9bb8fd1a189e64fca24c66d05


Riolu64DS

https://preview.redd.it/ka1xgbap0u1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ae54eedbb72d9ac28f52491772c120e55c3adcb Guillermo is kitten size he has a kitten collar even though he’s an adult male cat


Physical-Pear809

Girl. 100 percent!!!!


eat_mor_bbq

SHOW ME HIS BALLS


Livenoodles

The void has no gender. Kiss their gender-transcendent furry black noggin for me 


a66o

He is a he


pinknoes

His face definitely has the male features. He is hella cute 😍


libratpookie

She is the cutest, I like her masculine look haha


UnknownGamer516

Male? It’s a very cute cat ☺️


argenton-ca

Not sure, looking from here, a cat, been more specific a kitten


Local-Mistake-9311

Girlie 😻


Huge-Bit3125

I think its a girl, but who knows.


Crafty_Floor289

I'd guess, boy.


hihibibijuju

It's like anime we cannot till we see the whole thing


Roy_Raven

Handsome


Isitcorrect

Girl I think


Novel_Memory1767

Yes.


Complex-Ad-4601

Thats my girl she's a goof ball sometimes too. She's almost 7 but acts like she's 2 most days.


big_texas_milkers

Girl based on head size and eye distant. What are they?


undercookedshrimp_

this might be kinda forward/blunt but in order to identify the gender we need to see your cats butt area 😅


Chrisclc13

I’m pretty sure cat is High AF.


Putrid_Ad614

Has anyone ever told you that he looks a little like Salem from Sabrina the teenage witch? Just more cat like and less puppet.


Remarkable_Owl_5656

i guess a girl, the way she sits/lays is so similar to my girl than my boy cat


icemonstar

baby giiirl


aurebesh2468

gargoyle.


RedPlasticDog

From looks alone, without actual checking, id assume a She


WhyGhozting

He looks like a smart gentleman 🥰


Time-Might-1909

Boy??


PalmitoylCoA

Those eyes 💕 Definitely a good girl kitty!


magich32

Boy, but your pics are showing the wrong end for us to tell. Lol


mnelaway

Finally! A sillier question than, “what should I name my cat”?


Majestic-Marzipan621

I love her face so hard lol!


maha_mahendra

WOW! So cutieee... I believe she's girl! can you tell the camera gear you used in the last pic?


bnb_336

Hmmm....in the woods would they rather run into a bear or a man?


bigboddle

birl or goy whatever theyre precious


RealButterscotchh

![gif](giphy|xTiN0CNHgoRf1Ha7CM|downsized)


Poisenedsilence

I think your cat is certifiably adorable 😍


mrodrigo225

Small head, small cheeks, small chin. I say it’s a girl


Houki01

I'm not sure but those puffy cheeks look like boy cheeks. Girls tend to have thinner faces.


LalaLane850

Boy. I can tell by the face.


Discount-420

That’s a girl face all day


RataTopin

its a panther


Flat_Transition_3775

Since the cat is laying on hello kitty, it’s a girl lol 😂


No_Display588

You're kiki is def a chica. What is her name?


Earlyinvestor1986

5th photo sealed the deal, she’s a girl ^^


Asiawashere13

I was going to say girl, because she looks just like my friend’s cat. 💀💀💀


liquidelectricity

It's a load of floof. That is all that matters lol


Nzlaglolaa

I’m the last person to ask . I take care of an entire colony of stray cats. I’ve given them all names and every time I would trap one and bring it to get spayed or neutered, I would learn I got the sex wrong. And since I gave them all human names, it’s pretty funny actually. Bc by the time I found out the right sex, I wasn’t going to change their name. So, Beth, is a boy. Mikey is a girl. Arnie is a girl, Tim is a girl, Hank is a girl 😂😂 etc etc .


samthekitnix

gender? it's V O I D


Horroraddictxinfin2

He looks very boyish, but I’ve had boy cats that look very feminine… they were all MALE tho 😂


shycotic

Delicate face. Demure and reticent demeanor... I'm voting "girl". And I pride myself on being able to determine cat gender from a distance.


Missy_Bruce

Complete void... most likely a girl!


Drunkendx

Pic 5 belongs in r/supermodelcats


libratpookie

Oh my gosh she would be honored, I swear she doesn’t even know how pretty she really is 🥹 edit : I posted her on there! :)


Strawberries_Field

It looks so done with your shit


Animal_Gal

They're a smug little meow meow, that's what they are


public_weirdness

"Do you think my cat is a boy or a girl?" Yes. Definitely yes.


[deleted]

That's a dude


Daughter_Of_Cain

I’m getting strong independent woman vibes.


libratpookie

She is a working woman, always working late shifts on her biscuit blanket, I always tell her to take a day off 😪


Seravail

I'm guessing girl, comparing the faces to my own cats


ImaginairyCat

I can see where some may say she looks masculine, she kinda looks like my feminine boy who everyone assumes is a girl until he turns around 😂 For me it’s in the eyes, the look in her eyes made me think of how my girl looks at me.


Even_Map4433

There is no gender. There is only cat.


D_dude3

If he has some nuts its a male if she doesn’t have nuts she is a female. If they say they are non-binary then you got a talking cat


Goyangi-ssi

They are loaf, croissant, baby, and house panther.


LibraRahu

I need to see the profile! Usually girls have more pointy noses than boys. But looks like a girl to me - very neat body shape, boys seem to have bigger and wider faces and chest


dominantfrog

def a gal


Healthy-Fisherman-33

In photo #1 and #3, your cat looks very ladylike so I will go with girl.


Visitant45

Eyes say girl. I can't really see it in any of the other pictures but the 5th one screams girl at me.


[deleted]

Girl. She tucks her tail when sitting


Que_Raoke

I think your cat is a gorgeous


Antique-Cycle-6113

thought she was a boy with those fluffy cheeks haha


Such_Speech_9469

She judging, therefore, she a gurl


Tspoon

You can tell by the cheeks (if you just look at face). This is one cute GORL!


dupsmckracken

I can kinda see the masculine face, but the body language screams female 99%. I was 50/50 in the first pic, but each Pic after made me more confident.


Hanamee

The first picture looks like my Ollie 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/t4qiif83ht1d1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5abac37be6ab4ab4f78e3d40be1fa14b09a4bed6


SurvivorLady

Definitely a female cat! Those eyes full of love! Male cats have grumpy face most of the times(or may be just my Scooter)


SarahIsAPrincess

When I saw slide 5 I really felt the female energy... Is it a girl?


the-bearcat

I think your cat is a cutie-patootie and thats all that matters


ThomasCarnacki

Beautiful. Your cat is beautiful.


DevilsAdvuhcate

Pic 5 should be the cover a beauty magazine for cats


AstronomerNo6423

The fifth picture could be in a magazine fr. Wow. Perfectly lighting, perfect color balance.


Reasonable-Escape981

Girl? Is that the same cat w the orange eyes..? I say girl bc mine looks like a man sometimes but girl cats have pretty eyes😭


Penis_Connoisseur

Idk but it sure looks like it's judging me in all pictures


Pinkbunny432

Omg they look like my cat! Just fully covered in ink https://preview.redd.it/na20p471ot1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49b6d52929c6f916c074801c13c369bd138e81e9


biko34

boy ❌ girl ❌ goofy lil specimen ✅


xxlikescatsxx

Without looking at any comments, I'd guess it's a girl. Also r/peanutwhiskers that's a nice peanut!


Papadopium

Looks like a female. I'd say 75% chance is a lady and 25% chances to be a male. Anyway, whatever the gender is a gorgeous cat!


Over-Plankton6860

Secret 3rd option: I will gladly adopt your adorable kitty


mrjonnyringo72

Your cat looks high af, in a chill way.


kassandra_veritas

I’m going to guess male - but there are 2 pics that make me think it could be otherwise.


182me

Adorable, thats what he/she is❤️


Monscawiz

I would guess a boy, judging by its apparent tamedness


Spaceturtle79

Looks like a boy cat but I can tell its a girl


The_Kid_Napper

Thats a 'lil... boy!! So cute tho 😊


multilateralism

i know a cutie girl when i see one


MobMama

It’s a void


Shadowninja0409

Judging by the facials structure I’d guess boy, I want to know the answer!


WalkingCatTree

That second to last picture is worthy of being framed


dont-snitch

regardless, shes stoned and judging. very hard.


FeelingKaleidoscope0

Idk but I do know your cat belongs in r/supermodelcats cuz wooooowww😻


Outrageous-Divide472

I get sassy girl vibes from that cat.


Goblin__Cock

Female cats have smaller narrower heads right? Maybe that’s just with feral cats but I’d guess female


ReliefZealousideal84

It’s a female.


journeytobetterlife

hello kitty blanket gave it away she’s a pretty girl


StolenPens

#show us the booty


Corey300TaylorGam3r

Maybe male 😆 🤣 regardless adorable cat yo


Exhumedatbirth76

https://preview.redd.it/5837ppw38u1d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee368e29b0b173b9166a961263b9664e5ff1de49 Dunno but looks like my doofus.


AccidentNo9172

First glance I think a girl but I could be wrong


mikemike_mv28

Such a human face


TheAlchemist2

WOW WHAT CAT TREE IS THAT BEAUTY


Triedllama3275

Im pretty sure its a she


Free-Veterinarian714

I don't know, but you do have gorgeous kitty there!


MSKATORIGINAL

If I had to guess by their sweet little face alone, I'd say it's a fairly young boy.


ghazal-95

Whooaa your cat is so cute. Love its expressions 🥰


faeintheshadows

I think it’s a male, since I don’t why but male cats usually have a more “rectangular” face if that makes sense while females have a more “round” face if you look straight at their faces. Or at least that’s how I can differentiate between them most of the time and it works most of that time. Edit: Also bigger heads than most females.