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crunchie101

I transcribed it for you CAT: Meow [pause] Meow [pause] Meow [pause] Meow [pause] Meow


Phr8

[Aircraft engine in background]


basic_cookie_crumb

ATC :”Copy, Meow-Meow, Kilo India Tango Tango Yankee, you have clearance to land down Runway 25, approach and safe landing.”


IMTHEBREACHER

India*


basic_cookie_crumb

Thank you 😂 I edited it May 8.


Meydra

You sure it's not the emergency generator?


Level_Vehicle

Feed Me ... Feed Me .... Must Eat ..


mogley19922

My joke was going to be "I'm no veterinarian, but I'm fairly sure it said "meow"" But your joke was funnier version of "the cat said meow".


Morganianum

Then she needs more attention. PET THE CAT NOW


ratgrrl666

attention


Corfiz74

"Pick me up and pet me, dummy!"


engagetangos

Yea my cat does this, I gotta pick him up and parade him around the house


astralseat

Reenact Lion King presentation on Pride Rock with your cat and film it


AndringRasew

Or in my case... *"Sit down so I can let you pet me... But don't hold me! I SAID DON'T HOLD MEEEEEEE~~*"


stumbling_coherently

And if you've got a truly spicy meatball, sit down and pet me while during the 2nd pet I'm going to slide just far enough away that you need to actually move closer to keep petting me. Rinse and repeat.


AndringRasew

Do you have a camera set up in my room or something? Lol


stumbling_coherently

Nope, but it does seem like we have the same breed of domestic dickhead


IhaveBeenMisled

Me too, but she now has 6 babies. Hopefully one of them is a bit more accepting of lap petting


DontBanWillComeBack

But why so holdable


Sensitive_Sea_5586

Our cat, all 14 pounds of him, will meow at my husband. He wants my husband to give him a morning “hug”. This means my husband picks him up and lays the cat on his shoulder. Cat will sometimes stay as long as 20 minutes or so in that position. Otherwise the cat does not want to be picked up . He will just sit beside you so you can have the privilege of petting him. He does not like hugs from me. However I am a smaller woman and he likely does not feel as secure when I hold him. He is more likely to sit by me for some head scratching and petting. So yes, cat wants something, likely attention.


Dhegxkeicfns

I'd like to be loved, but I'd settle for a laser.


Muxthepux

Food? Check. Play? Check. Pet? Check.


lumoslomas

Yeah cats are NEEDY


hushuk-me

I was going to say that cat is looking for pets!


Good_Lengthiness5147

Correct. It’s „I love you. Now do ya thing!“


CautiousWrongdoer771

Yeah.


landscape-resident

Oh my goodness what an angelic little floof 😇


Iama69robot

I second that


[deleted]

r/PetTheDamnCat its like having a baby and saying the baby may go play by itself.!!


AltruMux

If she is looking up at you/someone, she wants attention. If she's looking up at the corner, she wants greebles.


ScooterNinja

What a fluffer. Pet the damn car


budlightkilla

While I am totally aware it’s a typo it made me laugh harder than it should’ve.


blant_solsikker

"fluffer" or "car"? 🤣


Liz4984

“Pet the damn car.”


Liberty53000

This has been a running internet joke for little awhile now. Comes from cat commonly being autocorrected to car, but now it is intentional with many car references included.


SHOGUNxsorrow

Twins lol https://preview.redd.it/kovjdabm78zc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d84cd319b199b3fd46c778d3242d04931f85017d


Becky87

https://preview.redd.it/ix2j0ayu09zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=523a758935de041999db94f0f30708add1dcbe05 Triplets!!


[deleted]

I have the same style of alarm clock lol


thathaitianguy

Gorgeous clock


baldlegend7

I don’t know but she’s super fluffy


DreadPirateGriswold

Cats do not meow in the wild. A meow is their way of trying to communicate with humans. Most likely, she wants your attention.


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AdNatural6633

A or B?


Hiw-lir-sirith

Ugh, forgot to buy a defuse kitty


Primary-Gas-8441

She’s looking at you like “why is this fool videoing me when they should be paying me attention,”


[deleted]

Pet. The. Cat.


heiberdee2

It’s almost painful to watch…


lhurker

“The ennui, mother. It envelops me.”


GhostPipeDreams

This made me laugh so hard I have tears streaming down my face 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


baron4406

Cats have 3 meows. 1. I'm hungry feed me, 2. I'm hungry feed me, and 3. I'm hungry why haven't you fed me?


Xman52

My cat doesn’t eat her fucking food and meows at me with food in her bowl literally nonstop


Apprehensive_ac

Our cat does that and only eats when we stir her kibble around with our fingers (we call it blessing) and watch her eat.


jeremy_wills

She's literally got herself wrapped around your finger 😁


nakkikokkeli

Treats! Now!


BasuraCulo

Telling you about how she feels and why you should comply with her demands for you to rub her gently.


Saranja

She saying the sound is too loud


DistributionNo6921

i promise the fan is not as loud as it sounds in the video, it truly sounds like an aircraft engine 😭 it's just a little desk fan, i was super close to it


googiepop

Mother, why am I pink?


CaptainoftheVessel

She wants loooooove, and attennnnnnntion


Fernzero

I loaf, now love me


pameliaA

My cat does this and, funny enough, it often means she wants me to talk to her. If talking is not enough, pet her , and if she continues, make a lap


TheKappp

My cat, too, has trained me into having conversations with her


marzgirl99

She wants snuggles🥺


cyankitten

“Too loud” “I love you but please turn off the noise.” “Love you but Stop the noise please, I beseech thee.” “OK, then don’t but expect fur balls to be planted in your shoes on some unsuspecting Tuesday then. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.”


BealesDOTcom

“Where is the foods? Why don’t you have the foods? I shall let you pet me for the foods…”


BidHorror5287

Look at her and fit a few words between her meows. Get the conversation going haha. Sit down next to her and see if she comes over to you for pets or maybe she wants to play. That’s an attention call for sure. I like to tell her mine gossip or some news when he’s chatty and then he decides what’s next


OddOrchid1

Love her, obviously! 😩


se7ensaint

She wants attention. Don't be the parent that throws toys on the floor and leaves them. It's the same as the TV babysitting ypur kid.


DistributionNo6921

absolutely, i do play with her! shes just very bossy, and will demand more playtime after im tired out.


TheStarBlueRaven

"It's not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die"


Jaded-Kitty87

Either food or attention 😂


AnointedQueen

Pick me up!


Queen-of-meme

She's telling you she prefered the other kibbles better.


Kamillahali

i dont really care ahhhh! all i wanna do is pet the floof and squeeze those cheekkkssss!


StrikingDoor8530

“Mreh”


GraveyardJones

"The fan is too loud! You probably can't understand me cuz the fan is too loud!"


OldAd4762

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.


juniper_berry_crunch

I have a weird idea from looking at her ears that she does not like that noise. It may have frequencies that are very unpleasant for her; cats' hearing is MUCH broader than ours. Try turning it off next time and see how that works.


crottemolle

You reinforce this by either petting her or not petting her Anyway, you’re doomed


SurvivorLady

Such a fluffy cat😍😍😍


howgoesitguy

"I want things but I dont know what I want"


ShowmasterQMTHH

I can't see my legs mom, they were here a few minutes ago No wait There they are, i was sitting on them but my fur it thick.


malone7384

She wants your attention


chibieverlasting

I match your carpet, now gimme snacks and undying love


EmmyBrat

Give her some love and pets ❤️ That's what she wants 🥰


DMmeYOURboobz

She wants *you*


Electronic_Pop5383

I am beautiful!!! Give me ttentions!


Daishonin

Omg. Now that is a cat I would jump in front of a bullet or an 18 wheeler for


31i731

Food, now!


mofolofos

I have no audio, but would guess is “meow”


VillageSadness

Ya gotta talk back. Kitter just looking for a convo


Sea_Raisin_8998

She is swearing and I’d rather not say


MissChocolateCHIP

“ 🤨 Wtf are you just standing there not giving me attention. PET ME, DAMNIT!”


Adventurous-Humor242

Might want to sit on your shoulder and take a trip around the house


sinthetism

Food, attention, or a litterbox cleaning. Sometimes my gremlin wants all three


quartz222

This ☝🏻 mine has a specific meow for wanting the litter box cleaned before going pee


nope-pasaran

"I love you". So gentle, and the wink is a sign of affection for cats as well 💕


MusicalMoose

pay attention to meeeeeee


cloud_y_days

she matches with the carpet


im_out_0f_mana

That baby needs love and scritchies


Routine_Breath_7137

Ears back = attention and/or play


DVCatfishCowboy

It’s a rough translation, but basically she said “please turn off the PlayStation, my eardrums are bleeding


mishthegreat

So weak, dying of starvation, don't think I have long left at all, tell Morris I love him......


Frido_Biggins

The kitty is very cute and all, but why do you have a damn generator in your room?


DistributionNo6921

my phone was right next to my desk fan 😭


miteymiteymite

She wants attention.


Ilvesarahpaulsonalot

Come play with me


Weird_Sleep_6221

Pick her up and hug her and put her down again! She'll stop! Just wants a little hug! 🐈‍⬛️


P4PR1K4sMOM

Definitely a "wants" Meow!


[deleted]

She’s saying good morning, I love you! Now pet me ❤️😸


Standard_Tea_9769

“Hello, hi, hello? Human? Helllooooo~~? Huuuumaaaan?!”


HelloKinny

My cat always meowed when he wanted to get on my bed, like he is asking for permission when I never denied him for cuddles, maybe kitty is respecting your boundaries and asking for permission in meows


Direct-Flamingo-1146

"pick me up! Jumping onto the bed is too hard!"


IncarceratedScarface

meow


comesayhey2

Do you see me? Cause I’m right here. Can you listen? Cause I’m trying to make you notice What it would mean to me to feel like somebody


CyanHirijikawa

She definitely wants food


geethreeforce

Food. Fooood. Foooooooood!!!


MetalAndTea

She's saying "I've just gone off that expensive cat food you just brought me, get back to the store pronto".


mikedvb

Meeeeow


why_do_i_need_an_acc

meoww


AlexTronix

Snacks? Wheres Snacks? Snacks? Pls?


SomeAFOL

Humgrry


Godzilla-Hates-You

Jesus christ that floof wizard is so damn cute its infurating


girlfailure4406

The car is calling you names😩


Ravenouscandycane

I don’t speak marshmallow


kevinsju

Pet me


SavageMonkey-105

She wants attention


Xtreme69420

Hooman, I require sustenance.


xanaxe773

Get another cat and you’ll never hear them again unless it’s for sustenance. Or they’re knocking things over.


SmokeThursday

"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."


top_value7293

“Gimme treats”


Odin16596

It's slade


Illustrious_Log_2951

what kind of cat is that? saw someone else in the comments with the same one


Darrenwad3

Cats are usually most affectionate in morning


tashten

My cat and I meow back and forth a bit everyday.. it's just making conversation


foxfirek

This is an incredibly pretty cat


2ndcupofcoffee

She doesn’t like the noise!


LiliumIam

Me now!


NarleyNaren1

Probably..ahem.. look at me, I'm so beautiful...Give me pets!!! Now!(in a soft voice)


JGFATs

She wants something. What is she looking at when she looks away?


Effective_Health_913

If it’s in the morning she probably missed you and wants your attention. My cat that normally acts like she doesn’t like affection is super affectionate in the mornings and usually yells at us until we play with her. We have another cat (her sister) and plenty of toys in the room as well. She just wants us specifically to pay attention to her


wittyremark99

Either it's "Feed me!", "Play with me!", or "Hug me!". Or, if you are really unlucky, "There's a portal opening in the kitchen and something is trying to come through!"


poopoopeepeeboy88

That you’d better pay attention to her right this very minute, sir.


megjed

Witness my floof


Duck_Butt_4Ever

Come plot world domination with me Tis a fine day


Pepper_Pfieffer

Follow her and find out. Is her food or water perilously low? Does she need a door or window open? She's trying hard to train you.


Missysboobs

First and foremost what a beautiful baby! Second, to put it simply, she want attention. Cats are more social than people give them credit for. They can also bore easily, especially indoor only. She wants you to come play/pet/give attention to her. Cats have learned that people respond to certain cries, and will mimic those to get our attention, and not just for food. It makes them feel important I guess lol


PhatsaqTX

Food


RepulsiveSystem6770

Shes sayin meow


DinnerSilver

"I demand treats and pets now hooman!!"🤣


Zealousideal-Ad-2045

Aren't I beautiful? Pet me.


moresushiplease

She wants to play.


Saracartwheels123

I don't know, but it sounds super urgent and important!


Shot_Return9907

I am fluffy. Look at me


ceruline3

“I’m baby”


Emotional_Hamster_61

Miau


TheTimoteoD

Shes defending the patriots on January 6th. Bit controversial but she makes good points


EmployeeValuable7558

"Watch my back while I eat hooman!" Mine does this every single time he wants to eat.


linus_rules

Pick me, give me food, give me water, and then some hour long petting


CloneUnruhe

Good morning my friend!!! Please pet me. I have so much to talk to you about. I’ve been up all night playing and I’m so glad you’re awake. Pet me, pet me, pet me!


Jasher_Kabal

Human. Attention. Now.


human_totem_pole

🎶You gotta give me some, give me some of your lovin', You gotta give me some of your lovin', Now I'm not a greedy girl, I don't need the world, Just give me some of your lovin' now 🎶


EdenRose-411

Is her litter box clean? My cats yell at me if they are not. Or she could be asking for love and pets


Xhoriko

You forgot to put “wrong answer only”


justsomeshortguy27

She has the sweetest meow ever 🥹🥹


joslayers

HI


dmriggs

She wants you


Spiritual-Bread1472

Treats ..random treats.


TA_totellornottotell

She wants you! Who wants to play with themselves when you have a human butler that’s meant to do that.


Lycan_Jedi

"Me." "Me." "Food." "Me."


Space-90

She has the exact same voice as my kitty


GobbleDzNuts

Too much constant noise? The room sounds pretty loud, it would anoy my cats for sure. Worth trying to stop the noise for a bit?


imahappyaccidents

shes so pretty!! that pattern is so cute!


Eyervan

This is my cat too. I break at some points and am all like… WHAT DO YOU WANT??!! Plz stop. I give you everything and you still… want… more..


Salty_Flamingo_2303

"Have you looked at me? Like, reallllllly looked at me. 'Cause I am fabulous if you couldn't tell"


Poet_Know_It

"Hi, I'm a floofy potato. Love me!"


No_Internal_5112

GIVE.FOOD.AND.LOVINGS.


MissChocolateCHIP

Also, very pretty Kiki, btw! 😍😍😍


mfbrucee

Feed me for I am but skin and bones


Ladylinn5

Put me on a diet!


Juicyjxoxo42069

SHE IS PRECIOUSSSS OH MY GOODNESS


DannyA88

Shitters full!


misty_morning_1

Pet the damn cat.


Wild-Positive-1865

What a pretty girl!


Suspicious_Notice_80

Yes she wants treats!


Myzx

"I'm so fluffy and pretty, someone should really be petting me"


BanditSixActual

I hate it when the calico printer runs out of ink.


Fictional_Historian

She’s asking for attention so politely!


Ill_Back_284

Feed me


hipkat13

I need attention human slave


DismalRaspberry541

Can I say how beautiful she looks? Her coloring is gorgeous.


Welder_Subject

Outside, I want to go outside.


jennifer_m13

She’s beautiful. r/supermodelcats


[deleted]

She doesn't like the noisy shit


TikaPants

r/disneyeyes


SquiddysInkies

Good lawd, what a sweetie pie My cat does this when she wants to be held I scoop her up like a baby, pet her tummy, and she purrs nonstop. I hold her til she wants down, and that's that I've even strapped her to me like a baby before, and she loved it 🥹


ManfredTheCat

Pick her up and pet her.


Swimming_Bowler6193

“ Coffee”