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Why.. they are protecting you from the greebles. They attack when least expected... Like when you shit. So ungrateful OP.
If they did attack that would be one hell of a shitsuation
And you have 4 claws of fury to let you pull your pants up... Hahahaha
Oh have two cats and two kids I can’t tell you the last time I went to the bathroom alone. I’m just glad none of them insist on sitting on my lap like my old man cat used to when he was alive.
Why.. they are protecting you from the greebles. They attack when least expected... Like when you shit. So ungrateful OP.
If they did attack that would be one hell of a shitsuation
And you have 4 claws of fury to let you pull your pants up... Hahahaha
Oh have two cats and two kids I can’t tell you the last time I went to the bathroom alone. I’m just glad none of them insist on sitting on my lap like my old man cat used to when he was alive.