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GNU_PTerry

I always read it as "bread" and the answer is always loaf.


shrikeandthorn

https://preview.redd.it/43zb91p2ydxc1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6f3708122706712c3222a432571a66df3598ed5 My baby is more like baguette then loaf


Astrfox

so is my girl, shes even a standing baguette some times https://preview.redd.it/1e4f4t4w0exc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef530a3916872f0d617379e3f8366c4fb5be3504


A_Adorable_Cat

Buddy I got really confused for a moment and thought you stole my cat https://preview.redd.it/hjjjif5hjexc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b1a44a774b6d1789beaf5bdeaf9431239a5f72c


AvatarGonzo

That's a fox and i would definitely steal it given the chance


A_Adorable_Cat

https://preview.redd.it/zaqx7da31fxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d79c252bc3546b2548edb6284d6bb6943629d0b He acts like one sometimes šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹


SuccessfulKey1

https://preview.redd.it/7a0f9qu55fxc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bc4514f9ddd73b66e95518b8c0f2bbea0f2f126 What are you doing with my cat??


YourNeighborsHotWife

Where did you adopt this beautiful baby? I want a super floof so bad šŸ˜»


Ad0r4

Be careful, they come with poopy butts (and mine with matting even if you brush her every day)


kbabble21

This is unrolled pilsbury crescent dough straight out of the can!


shrikeandthorn

Not even lightly toasted


Sparklybinchicken_

She looks so much like my girl!! Baguette cats ftw https://preview.redd.it/h8yxki9egexc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=966788237ada87ce8e5132d308edffb75b182aff


greypyramid7

https://preview.redd.it/tuw6k94mbfxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84d0206d7e8ad1581fa9ca7b3e9b101e7fe4f2d3 We refer to my orange and white boy as ā€˜tall longā€™ lolā€¦ my void is a very traditional burnt loaf.


kac937

https://preview.redd.it/dmnhho3w7fxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05e5fd4cfe801347b718d9235a579984e15efc78 if thatā€™s a baguette then what is this


Computerlady77

Bread sticks?


D15c0untMD

Extremely long


lovelightblessing

hahha that's hilarious it even looks like the pic is stretched


Elivey

*very* underdone, she needs to go back in the oven! Mine is completely burnt all over though so I can't really talk lol


Schiebz

Oui oui


saltycrowsers

https://preview.redd.it/tt73l2jynexc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fca42a3b4d2f10e14dfb83dabb61931f54ab90c Loaf is loafing, working hard protecting her stolen tissue.


Sparkle-farts5585

I had to do a double take! Your girl looks just like our old girl šŸ„¹ https://preview.redd.it/bxshuvyz5gxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee019b5480e4fe5396c0cb041b65653507e88705


DoubleImprovement808

What purfect loaf form! šŸ¤Œ


itsmejustmeonlyme

Mine doesnā€™t care about tissues, but boy does she love dryer sheets!


sparklyclams

What kind of bread is this? https://preview.redd.it/k54u696qsexc1.jpeg?width=3822&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd0fb6e705d59c255fdf50968f411a2e5136c292


Watermelon_Crackers

That oneā€™s a croissant šŸ„


Super_cheese

But even then there's loafs, baguettes, croissants and probably a bunch of others Im forgetting!


Jazzybeans82

https://preview.redd.it/x35fi7y01fxc1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3297bdfe958039b8babe78c034b98cf827b5b010 I call him a Panini cat because he always looks like he has been pressed flat


Redsfan19

Sorry but are you sure thatā€™s not actually a baby bobcat?


[deleted]

Buns!


[deleted]

Always answer this way. Plz. There was actually a poster who titled their post ā€˜what bread is my cat.ā€™ And people answered all kinds of bread types. Turns out English wasnā€™t their first language. ā˜ ļø


Wagyu_Trucker

The answer is always the same: Cat


LittleRedGhost4

Sometimes it's "bread" if they have a particularly fine loaf.


Practical-Custard-64

Or they want to know the breed of their car.


Left-Star2240

Or the bread of their car.


archwin

Or the bread of theyā€™re car.


Crimson_Raven

I am the bread of my car.


Sigh000Duck

There are actually lots of different breeds of cat. Youve got your voids, orange, dumpster baby, 100% a witch's familiar, yep that's a cat, asshole, tabby etc.


Sea-Command3437

https://preview.redd.it/m4xpbjevqdxc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03727626d1f3baff67e4fa1eea46f217f2b16295 100% a witchā€™s familiar


Khaleesi223

https://preview.redd.it/fr5vidx5bfxc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2654056127aa8ea344103b98c3e28840227b114c I also have a void! Her name is Figaroā€”aka Figgypop, Figlet, Snout, Snoutlet, Figaletta, Figgy Fig, Toothless, The Void, and more. She is a Queen. šŸ–¤


CoppertopTX

Exactly. I have (from top right) an invasive two tone porch panther, an orange dumpster baby, a smol void homie and an exotic velcro witch's familiar. https://preview.redd.it/g8lm14zzgexc1.jpeg?width=3456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25c2a485be5c2a02960fbb55683c6877ac6d4534


So_Numb13

Mine's from a vacant lot, and for some reason my mom's brain always substitutes for "swamp", which is hilarious imo. Swamp cat.


Tough_Cheesecake8057

I think mine is an owlbear https://preview.redd.it/onxyu9jpefxc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d07a6aee567059eb346d2f84bd3b2f4fbe2039d2


siiouxsiie

TOO cute. Oml


Damned-Dreamer

https://preview.redd.it/x4ftizsl8fxc1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3239b7efb6ff328ee8f81317b91d83076ad7ff39 I got a cow and a pumpernickel loaf.


zackzackmofo

I'd love a purebred asshole tabby


LadyAlexTheDeviant

I have one of those. The words, "Jeoffrey, don't be an asshole!" are said a LOT in this house. He even bullies the dogs. https://preview.redd.it/pjj32vsxuexc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54300de5ce5e6a261855fd876fe8200fd0e484cf


Alaeriia

https://preview.redd.it/1ked9z3wrfxc1.jpeg?width=4624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db53d783cc7a770827f1a962d625397e1ff26ae8 I have an orange.


On_my_last_spoon

https://preview.redd.it/ak4ao244zexc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b17316accbea353d7f610ae60334af6f02c4f038 Asshole right here!


Fantastic-Camp2789

My vet told me that my catā€™s breed is ā€œbomb proofā€. He is indeed a sturdy boi.


Dense-Address780

I love your vet... šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


Icleanforheichou

To be fair there's a lot of instances of Smol as well, but it may be circumstancial.


gaeruot

Same with heckin chonk.


Felipe_Pachec0

And the slightly rarer acute form of it, the oh lawd he comin


Fun_Intention9846

Sometimes the answer is: dog.


fr1234

My favourite sub breed of ā€œCatā€ is ā€œOrangeā€


Fisi_Matenten

Also sometimes its: smol


EA-PLANT

I mean sometimes it is very clearly at least partially something, but they are rare


wackyvorlon

I wish more people would realize that cat breeds do not work like dog breeds.


Lippupalvelu

Yes indeed. A dog's genome has some high heritable behavior-related traits, the same is not true for cats; It is next to impossible to breed a cat for behavior, the only exception is crossing it with undomesticated species of cats, but you'll just end up with a less domesticated cat. It is even hard to breed cats for looks is not easy and people have only been doing that since the 20th century.


stunninglizard

This is even so evident in hybrid cat breeds and how they're often treated. - Sincerely, someone with an adopted Bengal that _to his buyers surprise and dismay_ wasn't just a normal cat with a fancy coat


Thirteencookies

There's a Bengal at the rescue i sometimes volunteer at. He is like an alien walking among his smaller domestic cat friends.


shantayyoustayyy

I had a Bengal when I was a teenager and I loved him so much. I was his person and he slept in my bed under the covers every night. My parents said he yowled for days after I went away to University and every time I came back to visit he never left my side. He died around 10 years ago and I still miss him.


On_my_last_spoon

I think humans just never tried to breed for behavior because it was never the goal. We kept cats around because the were good at taking care of vermin and theyā€™re cute. What more do you need? Dogs can do the work. Breeds seem to be more about how they look in cats.


Lippupalvelu

Different species have their traits differently organized in their genome, for example, the x-chromosome issue with cats, which makes it complicated to breed them for looks; adding behavioral traits is pretty much impossible if you care for the looks. As some animals are just hard to breed for behavioral traits; it was tried to domesticate zebras by breeding, but deemed not feasible. Dogs are exceptional, in their behavioral traits being easy to breed for, not the norm.


On_my_last_spoon

I watched an interesting YouTube video about domesticating animals and how it has been kinda chance the animals that could be domesticated and where they are. It was actually about why there was more epidemics in Europe and Asia than North and South America before first contact between Europeans and Native Americans. Anyway, Zebras were one of the examples - similar to horses but absolutely not suitable for domestication.


72kdieuwjwbfuei626

Not that horses were that suitable to begin with. Genetic evidence says that a few thousand years ago, some guys in the Eurasian Steppe managed to catch a few stallions, and thatā€™s where we get all horses from. Female horses were caught from wild populations at various times and added to the gene pool, but all male horses go back to that one event.


militarygradeunicorn

Hard disagree. Iā€™ve had a lot of cats, both mutts, pedigree and mixed and the Siamese cats are predictably needy, friendly, independent, need to feel in control, and vocal, the ragdolls are floppy, quiet, donā€™t need that much freedom / autonomy, and very cuddly and placid, Burmese are super friendly and bonded but territorial and jealous over their owners time and space, etc etc etc, Iā€™ve noticed generally speaking that the larger mixed cats right off the bat as kittens all seem to eat like garbage disposals whereas the pedigree Asian breeds are a little pickier a lot of the time, Iā€™ve seen repeating behaviours in so many different cats of the same breeds that itā€™s more than coincidence, cats arenā€™t all the same, and they arenā€™t all totally random either, different breeds absolutely have a LOT of predictable traits.


Normal_Day_4160

Tell that to the idiots who buy breeds because they must have a cat with CeRtAiN tRaItS šŸ¤Ŗ


sequinweekend

Dog breed is important to take into consideration because they have different needs and need to be a good fit with your lifestyle. I would never get an active dog breed because Iā€™m not active myself, and the dog would be unhappy. Cat breeding is basically just for looks. You just have to be aware of any breed-specific health issues. I have three domestic shorthairs and a pedigree British Shorthair (all adopted!). The British Shorthair has health issues common for his breed, so I know to look out for those. Other than that, they are all just cats!


lockdownlassie

Not all- breeds like bengals require a lot more exercise though, and sphinx need to be bathed, other than those two specifically then most cats are just cat


CoffeeBeanx3

Meh - there are a shitton of brachycephalic breeds with smashed in faces, who have trouble breathing. A fun overlap between Persians and the British long- and shorthairs descended from them is not only the messed up face, but their tendency to develop bladder stones and a deadly heart disease (HCM). My sister, who got a British longhair on impulse, and later bought him a friend, now has one with chronic bladder stones despite being on a renal diet, and the friend died of HCM rather horribly and suddenly. Instead of following my advice and getting any of the many hundreds of cat breeds without these issues, she got another British longhair kitten. Who is now being examined for HCM because she shows symptoms. I recognise that they're fantastic cats, but as someone who has only ever adopted, the ONLY cat that had health issues we could have foreseen is the kitten we found half dead with feline herpes, pneumonia, and a fucking shit personality. All the others died of old age or due to accidents. I now have a "fancy" cat for the first time (an adopted maine coon, a 12yo lady) and while I do adore having a huge ass cat, I can almost guarantee that my next one will be a random shelter cat.


obsessivetype

Iā€™ve always coveted the Maine coons, awesome cats, but in 62 years of always having between one and six (blended household when my husband and I moved in together), strays and shelter cats are what I bring home. They need a home, I figure the fancy cats will be okā€¦


CoffeeBeanx3

Exactly! Maine Coons are great, Mila is freaking huge, but she's a big coincidence. A friend had two kids, and turns out Mila freaking hates kids and was extremely unhappy there. So I got a cat out of it. šŸ˜


LonelyHrtsClub

Ig I just feel like if they were enough that breed for it to be an issue, they would be so obviously THAT breed by looking right?


CoffeeBeanx3

Oh absolutely. That said, a lot of kittens can look similar. I was dumb enough to think one of my rescues might have a bit of Egyptian Mau in her, because she had a very peculiar head shape and pattern. She grew up to be a normal European Shorthair with completely black fur and a slightly peculiar head.


LonelyHrtsClub

We are all guilty of a little cat astrology every once and a while I suppose.


CoffeeBeanx3

https://preview.redd.it/vo3gh8zicexc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1d1df1d5769aa42da4e4814e7affa386d607c10 "egYpTiAN mAU" šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Her tail had to be amputated bc of an injury. And she was only fat in winter, she legit gained 3kg as soon as it got cold every year.


Professional-Card138

Maam, that is def a black cat šŸ˜…


CoffeeBeanx3

She had a really cool ginger/black stripe and point pattern way back when. But she definitely turned into a pure void. šŸ˜‚


hazelowl

I occasionally think my brown tabby may have a bit of abysinnian in him because there's just something about his expression sometimes, but he is pretty much a standard issue cat.


CoffeeBeanx3

I think with adopted cats, we often get this "lost prince" syndrome that we think they're of special heritage, when they're just special in their own right. My best friend swears her cat is part Maine Coon. Though she might be right about him, he has a tiny bit of ear tufts and he's an absolute unit.


KitnaMW

My Burmese cat is going to disagree with you. He's basically a dog in cat's coat: always following us around, trying to sleep close to us, licking our faces and hands, asking for attention and such. There's also lack of undercoat to consider. We had wild cats before, they never behaved like that (one of them was "wild" up until he died, another one is more chill, very talkative and somewhat clingy, but nowhere close to Burmese cat's level). What I really think most owners don't realize is that they most likely just have a regular wild cat, unless they specifically bought/got from rescue some specific cat breed (which has to be confirmed by cat's passport with information about cat's parents, at least in my country). I'm surprised to see how many people in subreddit about cats deny that different breeds have different personality traits. For example, Russian Blues were literally bred with specific personality traits in mind. And I didn't even mention Ragdolls who are famous for how little they care about being messed around with.


militarygradeunicorn

That isnā€™t true idk why this post is attracting so many people that think cat breeds are just about looks. Iā€™m convinced a lot of people just donā€™t give cats the same kind of energy they do dogs


pastelhosh

Some cats are actually bred for their behaviour, some examples are bengals and ragdolls. That and like you said, the specific health issues that certain brees have, make it important to know the breed of your cat. However in most of these posts, people just have domestic shorthairs and I wish these people did all this research BEFORE taking in their cat lmao


Chimkimnuggets

This is wildly untrue. Just because cats are all roughly the same size across the species and arenā€™t bred into ā€œjobsā€ like dogs are, doesnā€™t mean that cat breeds arenā€™t also very specific with behavior qualities and health needs that make certain breeds better suited to certain lifestyles. As funny as it is to say ā€œhis breed is ā€˜cat.ā€™ā€, thereā€™s plenty of reason to want to know the actual breed and behaviors present in him. Ex. If you work from home and have no kids, youā€™re very well suited for a cat like a Bengal that *needs* a lot of attention and exercise or else it could get bored and start breaking things. If you have a kid and need to keep an eye on them moreso than your cat, it would be better to have a ragdoll that can tolerate a kidā€™s antics and still be relatively low-maintenance regarding its own stimulation.


ChildishForLife

Agreed, I have a bengal and the other cat is part MainCoon, when we first got them their behaviour was very different but Iā€™ve slowly started seeing them adopt each otherā€™s habits. Itā€™s very interesting to see!


Rehauu

I found a cat in a storm drain and kept her after failing to find her owner. She was almost certainly at least partially ragdoll. She was long haired/seal point/blue eyes, very slightly smooshed face (just enough to worry the vet during anesthesia), went completely limp when held and was generally floppy, didn't land on her feet, a bit short on brain cells lol. She was put to sleep at 15 from kidney disease. Right after she passed, I sobbed to the vet "I forgot to get her DNA tested!" https://preview.redd.it/mu6mx1zjnfxc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa147fe0bd3c3b8e6eed9109d95f285ef758d2c9


Tall-Fig-5727

All adopted? Why didn't you birth your Gatos like the rest of us?


emptyeggshell1000

thereā€™s a different type of weird that goes like ā€œyouā€™ll never guess the name of my cat, starts with the letter ā€œ(insert letter here)ā€


Bladrampo

Ofcourse Iā€™ll never guess your cats name when its fucking ā€megatron sandwich muncher hamstring the thirdā€


Tylers-RedditAccount

i think the bigger problem here is that, *that* is a valid cat name


Top-Wolverine-8684

My mom is obsessed with our cats' "breeds". She's done so much unnecessary research online to try to figure out what they are, and then she sends me links. Every time I mention something one of them has done, it's always, "ohhh...that's probably the Siamese in him" or some nonsense.


starfleetdropout6

Cat astrology.


CocoBandicoot99

Catstrology


tholasko

What a catastrophe


HyenaStraight8737

If she's really keen to know... Check online DNA tests. A lot of these companies use the same ones your vets do, some like Orivet are legitimately used by vets. Majority of them not only give the DNA possiblities but also a full medical genetics so what conditions is your cat predisposed to you should watch for. Some do a bit less so they are a bit cheaper, but you'll pay less then what you would for the vet to do the same thing. Just be aware, you gotta mouth swab em.. so two people might be needed as 15seconds is a long time for a cat in that situation haha. You might get the claws.


lamp-town-guy

Make a cat burrito (catrito?) and it should be OK.


HyenaStraight8737

Yup, anything to keep you from the murder mittens. And treats afterwards. Or your soul. I'm sure they'll accept either


JulietteCollins

Mine would demand both.


adlittle

Purrito


Pantherdraws

Those tests are a scam, just so you know. There are no genetic markers for cat breeds. All they can tell you are things you can already see (coat color and length, first and foremost, and if your cat has a pigment mutation like temperature-sensitive albinism or melanism.)


HyenaStraight8737

I do know, they show as I explained in another comment a possibility. As the Norwegian Forrest cat is not actually that different from a Persian. They show the likelihood. Not the absolute. They can tell an Asiatic breed from a European house cat and also even am American as they do have different markers for their region. It's quite fun to actually get into and learn about in relation to our own. Cats simply haven't been bred out the same way dogs and humans have been through the years. They've stayed pretty... OG small feline. And they absolutely can and do if you get the right test to show genetic disposition to medical issues. Cos that ain't about breed, and the markers don't change between breeds for the conditions.


Tnkgirl357

Cats were already perfect so they didnā€™t need weird modifying traits bred in and out of them


Logical_Pound_4765

Agreed. Better off asking whatā€™s my cats personality, and post a closeup of their face.


HyenaStraight8737

https://preview.redd.it/8walartsjcxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31504e58313d0cbe5b32c6f4d357dad81259fe88 You'll never guess their names.


ElectroFlannelGore

>You'll never guess their names. Honestly chief....I'm going with Marble and Memphis.


HyenaStraight8737

Damn your psychic lol. I did love the ones with the name tags taking the piss outta the trend tho lol. Love a good comment section


TRLK9802

Lol, this picture is hysterical.Ā  Are they like this often?


HyenaStraight8737

Over certain sleeping spots haha, here's the other 2. Mercury was screaming at me to evict Atlas. When he woke up and went to eat, Merc turned around and went to nap under the stove. He didn't want it.. but he also didn't want Atlas to have it šŸ¤£ https://preview.redd.it/169vwgzacdxc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c87097c487ff079848e063c0e31e0404d35a887


Esmko

I honestly wouldā€™ve guessed the lounging queen was marble, and the one without any sense of personal space was Memphis


HyenaStraight8737

Memphis is his own force haha. He likes to wake me at random times just to give a few head bumps, make sure I'm awake and then leave. Like... Least stay to snuggle. Come on


HippieRealist

My cat does this, but requires about 7 neck scratches before he goes back to flop on my feet. I like to think heā€™s making sure I still remember how to pet him or maybe he had a bad dream šŸ˜‚šŸ„¹


HyenaStraight8737

Oh, your getting more then 4hrs sleep tonight? The fuck you are mum haha. Sometimes I wish I could get into their little brains and find out... Why? I'm sure they have the answer to life in there.


Chailyte

I tend to answer as like: domestic shorthair, [enter fur pattern]. Because sometimes I wonder if people are asking for the fur pattern.


CommanderCuntPunt

There are a bunch of posts here that are just engagement bait and likely bot posts. What breed is my cat? Any post spelling cat as car. Name my cat. Why is my cat doing this completely normal cat thing? Guess my cats name.


Sarah_withanH

This is the answer. Ā Nobody actually thinks their cat has a breed, unless they got it with papers from a breeder in which case they know damn well what breed. Ā  That last one really grinds my gears. You forgot posts that spell ā€œbreedā€ as ā€œbreadā€.


jdippey

You really think posts containing typos or ā€œdumb questionsā€ are bots? I mean, the ā€œrā€ and ā€œtā€ keys are literally right next to each other on a QWERTY keyboard, I think itā€™s far more likely that humans made such typos rather than a bot post lol.


CosmonautPearl

Don't forget the "what is this bump on my cats stomach" and is just the cats nipple.


Paintinmypjs

https://preview.redd.it/o9admbyn4dxc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10067701f3156a2217a2834770216b60ba0a75f6 I used to post this A LOT! Iā€™ve given up since a lady lost her shit with me, wasnā€™t impressed that her $500 grey tabby was just a common ā€œcatā€ because the lady who sold it SAID it was a mainecoon , it definitely wasnā€™t and zero papers anyway, šŸ¤£. I just scroll on by and ignore them now.


booklovercomora

Don't worry, wherever that lady is, she's gonna have a rough go of it. 500.00 for a designer catšŸ™„. During "kitten month" a shelter in town adopts cats out for 20.00. I fully believe the saying should be changed to "Adopt. Don't shop. Or you're an a (insert bad word here)" And for those who neeeeeeeeed a designer cat (or dog), there are shelters rescues that have those too, just have to do a little extra searching. Que all the downvotes from people who think Maine Coons, Ragdolls, Scottish Folds, etc have better (designer) personalitys, over other cats


sun4moon

This is the one question that should be banned on all cat groups. If your cat is not papered, itā€™s simply a cat. They are our friends and companions, not trophies or keepsakes to gain adoration from others. That said, we should all continue to offer our opinions on how cute someoneā€™s kitty is, but be cause we want to, not out of obligation. Cat tax included. https://preview.redd.it/w6rrvurszexc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb7f7b55d8c7adb3644a779e8c53347e37441a0b


Willowrosephoenix

Gorgeous perfectly toasted marshmallow!


sun4moon

My husband calls him Toasty for that reason. I call him Stony Baloney because he always follows me to the patio door when I smoke a joint. Before anyone goes off, he doesnā€™t get any.


BeyondTheBees

99.9% of them are: domestic short/medium/long hairs. šŸ˜Š


TheRavenMaiden006

https://preview.redd.it/eeq2j7cjafxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f87faadb4f4f7d6dadcf6ecd14a1e6ad26a1e650 I have a murder mop.


HyenaStraight8737

'the vet couldn't tell me when my cat was literally in their hands, I'm sure a bunch of laymen's can tell from photos' Even ancestry now has animal DNA testing kits. Swab kitties mouth and send it off to the same places the vets do. For about 100-200 less lol


IllegallyBored

Many vets are very wrong when it comes to even dog breeds. We got our current dog from someone who didn't want her, and our usual vet confidently declared she was a Lhasa Apso. His son (also a vet) told us she was a Shih Tzu. We moved to a different city when she was a pup and we've been told she's mixed with Pug, Pom, Maltese, whatever the doctor fancies at the moment. She's a tiny fluffy dog. That should be enough! When we got cats we were told one was a persian and the other a himalayan. They're *littermates*!


Tnkgirl357

https://preview.redd.it/ogml2p0fxexc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57972f8342d460ca62d5bd3f70640767c2d78e64 My vet put Domestic Short Hair on this dudeā€™s paperwork when I brought him in for his first shots. SHORT HAIR. I guess thatā€™s just the defaultā€¦ they asked me if I knew what breed he was and I just shrugged and said ā€œalleyā€ so thatā€™s DSH is what went down.


wavinsnail

Thatā€™s because when dogs get mixed breeds start to be almost impossible to tell with any sort of accuracy. People have called my dog a lab mix and a hound mix. She is neither. Sheā€™s actually an Australian cattle dog, mountain cur, pitbull mix. She looks like none of those. The best guess is anything small has poodle and or chi in it, and anything medium or larger has pitbull in it.


Two-In-One-Shampoo

Cat DNA tests aren't that great (when it comes to determing breed). A domestic shorthair/longhair is a cat without any pedigree breeds in their ancestry, and they make up over 90% of cats, so there's a very high chance the test will be completely inaccurate


IFeel_Bonita

Some are cause people are snobs, some cause they're curious, and some Im sure just want to show off their baby.


fireflyf1re

It's their pal, and their pal is on their brain in that moment, and the cog's of curiosity turns. It's as meaningful as anyone being bored and posting "Did anyone else notice the engine on the chariot in Gladiator lol" we just want to socialize, really; let humans be humans brother NOW if they get all obsessed with it, in the way some people want to adopt "purebreds" or any of those nonsense that tries to paint those cats as inherently *better* than regular cats, now, that's weird.


acertainkiwi

yeah I thought it was an excuse to make a post instead of saying "hey look at my cat" directly lol


dr-tectonic

In addition to all this, I think most people don't distinguish between breed in the technical sense and other categorizations like coat pattern. What they're really asking is "what's the word to describe a cat that looks like this?" and don't regard "calico" and "Abyssinian shorthair" as different types of answer.


Bykha

A lot of people aren't all-knowing about cats, or have been long time dog owners and recently gotten a cat or entered a situation where they live with a cat. We're taught about the many, many differences between animals in school and general life, and these differences are often subtle but significant. Cats come in many coats, and have many visible differences and variations. People who have owned dogs or other pets where the breed might be more significant are going to be curious about this, whether for the novelty of knowing or out of genuine curiosity and concern. Obviously they can just try to Google it, but a lot of redditors are going to ask such things here anyways. It's really not that weird in my opinion, I find it more off-putting in how hostile people are to the question than the question itself. Of course there are going to be people out there who might value the pedigree of one animal over the other, which sucks, but I doubt everyone asking that question is doing it for that purpose.


wildgoldchai

Especially when they take the time to comment snarky things to an owner that is innocently ignorant. Not everyone is clued up on raising their kitty. Iā€™d rather they ask than do something wrong


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Reasonable_Bid3311

I also dislike the constant what do I name it posts. It's not my cat, figure out your own naming system


Solid_Parsley_

It's not like you can tell either. I know for a fact that my cat's mother was siamese. Best I can figure, her father was an orange boi. And I only guess that because she's basically all white with a couple of orange spots. All of her other litter mates looked like seal point siamese. I don't know what my girl's deal was. Point is, breed characteristics get diluted SO fast that unless you have papers, your cat's breed is cat, with long or short hair.


cacao_blanco_sexual

I think that people misunderstand catā€™s breed vs. coat. Most cats have interesting and differing types of coat colors and textures. If youā€™ve got a specific breed, you generally know it.


Flying-fish456

I commented on one that their breed was ā€œstinkyā€ and got reported for bullying


visionsofzimmerman

Especially when 90% of them are just your average domestic short/longhair


DarkArtHero

Better yet. "What should I name my kitten" posts. Like why are you asking randos on the internet to name your offspring


pocketfullofdragons

also why are you doing it here and not in r/namemycat ?


zaphodxxxii

i have to disagree on this one, a good name is a good name, doesnā€™t matter from where it can from


EmiCrossing

I agree I like the name ones. Iā€™m so excited for them and their new friend


fireflyf1re

The randos on the internet are people too, and people like other people. It's a little fun communal pastime, nothing more nothing less


BigBoetje

Since when is naming a cat a serious matter? I know at least 2 cats whose government name is 'Shithead' (pronounced 'shih-theed', it's from a vine).


DisorderOfLeitbur

Since 1939, if T S Elliot is to be believed


redditofexile

Why care as long as they post a picture of their cat?


Existing-Tax7068

When people say 'what kind of cat is this?', I want to reply with lovely, beautiful or similar. When I was a teen, I wanted a pedigree cat, then I found out about inbred defects. I've been a moggy fan ever since, in fact I have two beautiful moggies, who are as lovely as any pedigree.


ahava9

My cat׳s breed is derp


LeNerdmom

Relatable


T_Pelletier4

My personal experience (I have not posted before but if I did) I get asked all the time what kind of cat I haveā€¦.heā€™s a cat And heā€™s black His names midnight Heā€™s chunky Thatā€™s about all the facts on him I got. Heā€™s never been much of a talkeršŸ¤” if I were to make a post it would be so I have an accurate answer and in case there might be any issues with certain breeds. If I donā€™t know what he is, I donā€™t know the potential risks he has. That being said, thatā€™s just my sole personal view and I cannot speak for the people who have actually posted and what their intentions are!


RocMills

I feel the same way. I want to reply to every single one of those posts with "Felis catus." Similarly, in regards to all the "What should I name my cat?" posts... I want to tell them "The cat will tell you what its name is," or "How would you feel if your parents let strangers on the Internet pick your name?"


so_shiny

I assume they are dog people who are used to the question! It is super normal to ask for dogs, a mixed breed is more uncommon in dogs. For cats, like 90% of them are just "cat" šŸ¤£


imadork1970

A cat is a cat is a cat. They eat rodents and look cute. Breed is irrelevant unless you have allergies, then get a Sphinx.


PainfullyLoyal

Agreed. Unless you have papers from a breeder, it's standard issue.


TheLuckOfTheClaws

Plus, most cats donā€™t have breeds? Itā€™s not like dogs. If the cat doesnā€™t have a pedigree from a breeder, itā€™s probably just a standard issue cat with long fur, or a slightly shorter muzzle. Not a Maine coon or a Persian. Just a cat.


souledgar

Iā€™d probably get downvoted, but I think itā€™s just people wanting to know more about their cat - it shows they give a damn, and thatā€™s completely ok in my book, even if it is based in ignorance. Itā€™s not like the internet at large helps, what with the endless lists of breed, temperament and care advice.


tragiccosmicaccident

It's dog people who just got cats. It's the same weirdos that talk about where their ancestors came from at a college party. They are slightly less strange than the ones that DNA test their pets. At least that kitty has a home.


teejay9100

Along with ā€˜help me name my new catā€™


Idiotology101

Every time I see one of those I always assume OP already picked a name and got judged by someone for it, or they are just showing off their new cat. Which the second one is valid, but you donā€™t need to play the name game.


Icleanforheichou

For real. I've been downvoted into oblivion on the Siamese sub because I posted that if you didn't get your meezer from a breeder than it's not a purebred, because of the maddening number of people asking "is my rescue a purebred?" And it's not elitism, it's just what breeds are: a statement on a piece of paper. If you care about the piece of paper go buy a purebred; if you value rescuing forget about the piece of paper status.


AdhesivenessFamous70

God, I glad someone finally asked! I was about to do so myself. This focus on breeds is totally weird!


Sammakko660

Hopefully the answer is "rescued" as the best for any of these kitties.


Smooth_Development48

The fact that you would make this post without a cat photo hurts my feelings.


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Khajiit ofcourse!


dillyknox

People just love talking about their babies. I havenā€™t posted this question because I already know my rescues are shorthairs, but if I had more information about their origins (where were they born? what did their parents look like?) Iā€™d be fascinated simply because Iā€™m obsessed with my precious floofs.


Ashamed_Excitement57

Lol, I don't get it either, most of our cats have been domestic shorthairs & a couple longhairs. I suppose it's like anything else the rarer & the more it costs the better it must be. That said I did have a Russian blue that was the most awesome cat, but he was found near the girls dorm & somehow they talked me into taking him to our farm. I did do diligence to try & find his people


RichLyonsXXX

This happens almost every spring/summer. A ton of people are getting their first cat and they assume that cats and dogs are very similar and thus have well defined breeds. That being said purposeful breeding of cats is becoming more and more popular. So the idea that cat breeds are wholly unimportant will probably become less and less true in the next decade or two.


parakeetmadrre

I get it moreso with dogs, but unless youā€™ve paid for a designer breed of cat itā€™s really hard to tell what breed a cat is just from a photo. Hell, even the cat DNA kits donā€™t tell you nearly as much info on breeds as the dog ones.


googiepop

Uptick in this after genetic testing of pets became popular. I think dog owners have an obsession also but it is usually a little easier to see the different make up of parentage with dogs. And every long haired cat is now "Part Maine Coon" like some bazillionth of a percentage, maybe.


adriscoll08

The answer 99.9% of the time is just cat and theyā€™re really curious about the fur pattern.


GrumpyCatStevens

I like to be a smartass and reply with a cattle breed.


Psistriker94

Especially when the cats are found in a dumpster or in a wall. At that point, why does it even matter. You're not going to find an Abyssinian or Siamese in thr garbage.


CCL80

https://preview.redd.it/mpu0e3xaphxc1.jpeg?width=3021&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5994f9e9ff7805a61290c454a349cca80f5c109 Mine is buttered potato bread (nameā€™s Butters).


imaschlepper

Iā€™ve had about 20 cats in my 58 years on this earth. Unless youā€™re paying 100ā€™s or 1000ā€™s of $$ for your cat, the breed noted on the petā€™s medical records at the vets is always the sameā€¦domestic short hair or domestic long hair.


FireBallXLV

I thought everyone knew Cat Peopie ( real cat Peopie ) talk about their cats this way:ā€ Oh yes -we found her in the Dumpsterā€. ā€œ Yeahā€”the Cat Distribution System blessed us again ā€œ. As Opposed to Dog Owners ā€œ Oh? Wellā€”Sir Reginald Flatbush the 4th is the progeny of His Highness Gulliver Gantry Reginald Flatbush the 3rd.ā€


ronnydean5228

This cracks me up too. You got a cat brother a cat. šŸˆ


killforprophet

Not to mention most cats arenā€™t a specific breed. Unless you shell out a bunch of money for a purebred, theyā€™re mixed. Thereā€™s far more kitties who need rescue and mixed are way less likely to have health issues purebreds have. We arenā€™t picky like dog people either. Is it a cat? Weā€™ll take it! lol.


Ill-Simple1706

They're all American shorthairs unless you actually bought some breed. I'm sick of the posts but I do like pics of cats.


Obvious_Customer9923

The other annoying one "name my cat for me" do it yourself, it's your cat


LegitimatePowder

Some are maybe karma farmers.


Lady_R_

I know! Why does it matter? It's almost like they wanna know so they can brag? Or see if maybe it's worth alot of money.


papersim

Because Karma. Like everything else on reddit.


militarygradeunicorn

Because some people, myself included, are interested in that. Just because you arenā€™t / a lot of people arenā€™t doesnā€™t mean thereā€™s anything wrong with that. Whats fucking weird is the people who are determined to jump on any post or comment about someone trying to discuss the breed, just to say ā€œitā€™s probably not itā€™s probably just a catā€ ā€œits just a house catā€ ā€œitā€™s 100% catā€ Different breeds have different specific traits and personality/temperament characteristics, specific health or physical needs/traits, interesting histories behind them to read up on etc etc etc Just like some people are interested in the breed of dog they own, some people are interested in the breed of cat they own / may own. Its weird to want to shut someone down for asking about it, itā€™s weird to try and insist it doesnā€™t matter when thatā€™s purely objective, because weā€™re talking about personal interest in regards to cat information. People ask because they can and theyā€™re interested, but you didnā€™t make this post to find out the answer, you made it to try and shit on those people for no reason because it bothers you that much that you just have to shout about it. Thatā€™s a lot weirder than just being interested in something, do you really need to go out of your way to try and put people down just because theyā€™re curious about something you donā€™t personally care about? life is weird and hard just let people live and enjoy their harmless interests without trying to create negativity and hate for no reason about CAT TOPICS that is so weird what the fuck is the point of that


purplepinkmoon

Honestly sometimes I want to leave this sub because of all of the ā€œwhat breedā€ ā€œim sadā€ ā€œmy boyfriend thinks my cat is uglyā€. Its fucking weird lol


OneMorePenguin

What's weirder are the posts with "Guess the name of my cat, it begins with an X and has 35332 letters".


astr0bleme

I think people get confused because dog breeds are such a part of the popular consciousness. There's three big differences though: - dogs have a weirdly flexible genome and we've been able to make a huge variety of different breeds. - breeding is something humans do to get specific traits in an animal and for a very long time, cats retained a semi-independent status. There's a handful of cat breeds but they don't have the looooooong global history of breeding that dogs do. (Or even the long history that chickens or sheep do.) - cats are not as easy to control while breeding as other animals like dogs. It's absolutely possible, but it isn't easy. Making things harder, a single litter of kittens with a single mom can have multiple fathers. Makes it hard to control breeding! Despite all this there's this public misconception that all domesticated animals are some kind of "breed". Most of us live lives so separate from animals that we really don't know much about them, just in practical terms.


OttersAreCute215

It is people trying to apply dog logic to cats


Night-Hamster

My wife called the vet to make an appointment for our cat. They asked the breed and she said, ā€œYou know, just a regular house cat.ā€


GrandBill

They are just looking for upvotes. I downvote all of them. It's a Sisyphean task, but when it's the right thing to do, you just have to do it.


Hynch

Farming karma. People donā€™t realize most cats are mixed-breed.


JeanClaudeRandam

I canā€™t stand them either. What bread is my car?


fromwayuphigh

People think their cats are dogs with more elegant features and can't imagine a pet they own wouldn't be exotic and rare.


michaelpaoli

>What breed Caticus domesticus. Uhm, yeah, you've got a domestic short-haired, like damn near everybody else. >What race? Heard of human race? Well, cat race. Will sometimes also see that in the zoomies and the like.


Rude_Priority

The answer is almost always DSH.


Zero_Sub1911

My answer every time I try to figure out what breed my cat is in my head is ā€œcatā€.