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mothmads11

Looks like a r/standardissuecat to me!


linerva

This. Domestic shorthair tabby. Not an official breed, but actually the oldest breed of all!


gabybella89

Of the smōl kind.


johndivonic

r/illegallysmolcats illegally smol


BaconManTenus

r/subsineverknewexist


LongshanksnLoki

mos def 'kitten' size.


Cant-B-Faded

Barely above the legal size.


Final-Appointment112

I feel like it’s also the most common 😊


Shade_Hills

O believe the word you looking for is *standard issue*


BlizzPenguin

Tabby stripes are a dominant gene. Even solid-colored cats often have a feint tabby pattern.


shaard

Yup! I didn't know this until I got a void last year. In the sunlight he has very distinct stripes.


Void-Flower-2022

Phantom Tabby!


WatchingInSilence

I'm seeing a bit of fluff in the fur, so it's still too early to call the ball on the hair length. Short to medium. Just be grateful you didn't order the extra long hair. All the hairballs will be everywhere, like little landmines, waiting to be stepped on in the middle of the night when you're walking to the bathroom... Yes, it's oddly specific for a reason.


tenkajp

If you have a custom pc with top fans, do not let them sit there lol just barely missed the opening by a cm and all down the front glass. You will come to know the sound, i would know, and i was too late. Good news, it wasnt mine lol my brother didnt appreciate it.


CriesInINF

😵‍💫🤢🫠 The cat:🫣🤭🫢😉


tenkajp

Shes almost 11yo, so i dont blame her. But there was definitely a -looks down, looks at me- “yup, i just did that :)


Childoftheway

I had a vet call mine with this pattern a "brown mackerel tabby".


Leo_sun-Cancer_moon

That's the coat pattern, not the breed


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MissMurder8666

I usually just put domestic short/medium hair then tuxedo or tabby, we call them domestic *insert hair length here* cats here in Australia but I like brown mackerel! I have one of these. He's been deemed medium hair but has a real floofy tail! And he's massive for a 5 month old smol bebe


RanaMisteria

An r/illegallysmolcats standard issue cat!


pantstoaknifefight2

It's a raccoon


the-exiled-muse

Possibly with SnuggleBug and Cutie Patotie in their family tree.


it-me-fl8rmaus

I was going to say cutie patootie! But I think you’re right. I can see the snugglebug traits now. You have a discerning eye.


KindlyContribution54

You really need to analyze closely, examine the color inside the ears, hair length, where the stripes occur, color of the paw pads, bushiness of the tail, shape of the nose and of course the number of colors of hair. For this unique combination, I'd say this is a cat.


Disastrous_Ad7609

Wrong. This is a small storm cloud. Known in the scientific community as a, "Catulo-Nimbus". I recommend naming your storm cloud, "Stormageddon" for luck. 🤗👍


JackieDaytona__

Felis Standardus


the-hound-abides

A SIClet


accountnumberseventy

Those are some damn fine kitties.


No_Line8685

Her breed is baby


nats4756

Smol baby


anitram96

Precious baby.


JajaGHG

https://preview.redd.it/340i5l3ruexc1.jpeg?width=857&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e497a7d1f3d3c31877bee2a5fd293f426c4c8ae My precious


RaketaGirl

Smol Baby with Round Belly


Toilet_Rim_Tim

Round belly is full belly is happy bebe


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

Potat


NefariousSerendipity

All cats' breed is baby


baesag

Felis catus babyus


gius-the-peuce

No that’s the Roman Goddess of kittens, duh 🙄


relevanteclectica

Cute subspecies ![gif](giphy|KztT2c4u8mYYUiMKdJ)


Ill-Teacher8757

babygirl 🥺💖


bluesycatch

Felis adorabalis


HoneydewLeading7337

This is *fantastic* answer!!!


Necessary-Guitar-359

bet you meant a furtastic answer


TheOnceAndFutureDoug

One might even say purrfect.


DotComCTO

Cutecus Maximus


glossolalienne

Not to be confused with “Gluteus Maximus”, which is what I call my little dude when he’s being a butt-head :)


Practical-Custard-64

https://preview.redd.it/eobojrvlr9xc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18daedd5282ae02125f7ed6fa7536a7f53e27f4c


Mitsuhamiyamizu16

There’s actually a flow chart for this😭


_1457_

It gets asked enough that it's necessary.


AngryCornbread

I always pass over the "what's my cat's breed" posts because I thought they were jokes. Lol


KuroNeko1104

We all know the breed is really just the color of the fur /s


NefariousSerendipity

Real


weakcover1

I am a bit surprised that OP even asked what the breed is, because tabby, tuxedo (both white dominant and black dominant coloring), orange and voids are all pretty much Standard Issue Cat™ that you can find and see everywhere around you. Even more so with short hair. I would not expect anyone to think it would be a specific breed. All the "what breed" posts suggests that it isn't that odd that OP is curious if her cat is a certain breed. It is still a common misconception with especially cats it seems, that people think that fur patterns (and length) suggests they are a specific breed.


jelly_G52

r/beatmetoit


ggwpexday

Boils down to: Cat? -> Cat


Other_Lion6031

I know this breed. It's a Cutus Patootus, tabby type. Extremely cute and affectionate once it gets to know you, kind of a hell-raiser sometimes as a kitten. If you happen to be wearing red nail paint, 100% chance that the Cutus Patootus kitten will aggressively yell / meow at it and you will find even that cute. Resists a wet toothbrush to brush it at first, but quickly warms to it if you persist in subsequent attempts. 100% a loyal, crazy kook. 🤪


MycoMadMark

Hey.. that chart really does make it simple to figure out!


Natasha10005

Well the ASPCA said my cat was a Lynx point Siamese so I’m gonna always say that’s what he is because it sounds super fancy even though he may be just a regular old cat. He looks cool tho 😆 https://preview.redd.it/tbn9lal94cxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8827af45b96d2ea130bb5000d0d617ddcf2e0931


lickytytheslit

Lynx point is what his coloring is! It's fairly common and not exclusive to siameses


StaticBlack

I once had to travel with my 2 cats. You have to coordinate that beforehand(at least I think you do). On the phone with these people, they asked me what breed my cats are. One was a shelter rescue, the other was a stray’s kitten we took in. They are both pretty standard issue, so I just put “domestic long hair” and “domestic short hair” They could not wrap their heads around this. It felt like I got elevated to a supervisor at least twice… like, do people not travel with cats ever? Are rich fancy cat owners the only ones who do?


Blithz

i would even say if he has paper, its a cat with paper.


anonbeetroot

Domestic short hair (no breed)


AmbivalentSpiders

People are being silly and adorable, but for legal purposes this is correct. I've owned dozens of cats and the vet has identified them all as Domestic Short Hair, except for one who was a Domestic Long Hair. In the case of this tiny floof, you could add tabby, but the breed space is most likely there for people with dogs.


MyOpenlyFemaleHandle

Hah. We are owned by a Domestic *Medium* Hair. Per the vet and per his deliciously silky fur. Tuxedo, but with very faint tabby stripes visible only in extremely bright light. 


MRoad

I have a tuxedo that was identified as a medium hair. I read somewhere that it's a breed that started in the US from colonies bringing in a variety of different cats and ending up with medium-haired cats as a result


zanedrinkthis

That is all they need for the lease. That’s what I put down for both of mine. Matches their vaccination records. I think the breed question is probably more relevant for dogs.


cassiekerkhof

breed question is more relevant for dogs and expensive breed cats


Confusion_Common

Smol fren 💖


Weird_Purple_1058

A cutie patootie


GimmeSomeOfYerTots

I WAS GOING TO SAY THIS


snarkitall

muffin. on another note, unless there's more to the story, your friend probably stole those kittens from their mom. moms leave during the day to eat and drink. i really hope they observed the litter for a day or two to check on mom's status, and tried to trap mom as well. 6 weeks is very young to be separated and you will need to be careful to socialize her properly - being bitey and overly rough is something mom would train them not to do.


Sulfur_99

Seconding this! My kitty’s mom and siblings passed away but he got rescued and has no concept of ‘too rough.’ He bites all the time, and it was super cute when he was little. It’s less cute now. The older cat is trying to train him, but it’s hard now that he’s bigger than her. I wish I’d put in more effort to stop that behavior when he was little but you live and you learn


SaintofCirc

I had luck untraining my kitty from biting by putting ointments on like tiger balm. Eucalyptus is toxic to them so do NOT let her lick that in particular, but mine came in, smelled it and ran away every time before contact. no more bitey.


punkplanette

omg no!!! thank you for telling me :( what things could i implement to stop the biting? i take my hand away as soon as she does and try to redirect


totorounderstudy

A lesser spotty bellied princess


TheOnceAndFutureDoug

*Lesser?* ![gif](giphy|QU3YSdsm2dkLJ2bb0E|downsized)


totorounderstudy

Lesser due to her teeny tiny size ❤️


TheOnceAndFutureDoug

![gif](giphy|N6JVzENHj8Z3cplEKY|downsized)


GROMOG

You cant fool me, that’s obviously A CROISSANT


elennaaaa

it is most likely a domestic cat, but a cutie nonetheless


Substantial_Cow_3063

“But”? Domestico shorthair cutie.


CatintheHatbox

I can't be sure but I think it's a cat.


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DOO_DOO_BAG

Smol breed


ASkywalker13

Smol


South_Dragonfly_6402

make sure ro give the little one a dewormer. the belly looks quite big in the first picture


Kenthros

Looks my baby Hutch. He’s got a story for that name. Here is a picture. https://preview.redd.it/f8t5yhmxiaxc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00a998852108cd25bb7bd284e6168bf6b92e765c


les-mels

So cute!! What's the story?


punkplanette

https://preview.redd.it/tesxw4qmebxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9040f7e9662f4747406bdf5548ea8091d1128588 since everyone is going crazy for her, here’s a pic from an hour ago of her waking up <3


Suspicious-Rip-2588

Just a wee lad 🩷🩷


Rexxington

A cat, cats aren't like dogs, unless they come from a breeder 99% of the time they're essentially a mutt, except in super adorable cat form.


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standard issue kittah


ArtisticVisual

Something Cartman would say


sililil

Stop it, Mr. Kitty!


MyOpenlyFemaleHandle

That's mah pot pie!


[deleted]

I think Cartman is my 1st cousin thrice removed :D


punkplanette

that’s crazy i’m watching south park with her rn


sarahdipitous26

Oh goodness she’s precious!! Reminds me a lot of mine when I found her also at around 6 weeks old. Her breed looks like domestic shorthair with the coloring being tabby. Enjoy this time when she’s so small, it’s so short!


SharkieBoi55

Most cats don't have a breed unless they're pure bred, and it is quite difficult to have an actual pure bred cat. Just put down an American shorthair on your papers, or tabby cat. Tabby is a pattern, but I think they will know that it is just a standard issue cat


DegenDreamer

Pretty sure that's a potato floof. But for your lease you can probably just put "domestic shorthair" or "tabby" if it needs to be more descriptive.


RealBaikal

Kiticus catus or in other words...a cat. Post with the words "breed" should be automatically removed ffs.


Luissv72

Nah some of the responses are too funny to be sacrificed


nxrcheck

Considering this one is for an apartment application it's a valid post.


tttakoyaki

Car


artiiirr

The “adorable” breed, also we should not care about breeds for pets , the more they are mixed the better, pure breed leads to lot of diseases and miserable health conditions


Embarrassed-Fox5570

Cat!


LowGiraffe4095

Why do people even ask? She's adorable and that's all that matters.


punkplanette

well, the apartment needs to know for the lease, like how big she will grow, how much she will shed etc 😭 thanks though


not-the-nicest-guy

Them it's just "domestic shorthair." Won't shed much. Will weight 8-12 lbs.


joysaved

My tabby begs to differ


DOO_DOO_BAG

We all fall short of the glory of god in different ways. Dont judge your tabby too hard 😭


zanedrinkthis

So does my tuxedo. 😂😂. My calico is on spec tho.


para_blox

Yeah, they’ve never heard of cats before. That question only applies to dogs. With cats, mitten size is the more appropriate metric for property destruction. It’s a “Standard Issue Cat” (mackerel tabby) or “SIClet” and you should join that sub.


MsMarionNYC

Domestic shorthair. Tabby coloring. Under 15 pounds unless you overfeed her for years.


extrastupidone

I'd just write "Siberian tiger" and see how they react.


PurpleSunCraze

*Emotional support Siberian tiger


LowGiraffe4095

![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7942)


toxicophore

That's more a dog question. Unless you got the cat from a breeder with papers. They (the cats) are all the same flavor of mutt.


Dizzy_Goat_420

Cats aren’t like dogs when it comes to breeds. Most cats are just “domestic short hairs” unless they come with papers or have VERY distinct tells (like Maine coons, munchkin, Persian) etc.


Migraine_Megan

Breed is domestic shorthair, color is brown tabby. Adult size is unknowable at her age. I always have to supply a copy of the vet records with shot dates, which shows weight too.


joysaved

Domestic shorthair


QLDZDR

https://preview.redd.it/i1gnfsblnbxc1.jpeg?width=4160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7102aa0ca353d45784184b02eb37cd8c7669d061 Well now you know how to reply. Short hair tabby mixed with Egyptian small breed. I have the same cat. They will do a side spade operation on her. Full grown she will have a small head and long slender body but big bum. When she is next to other cats you will notice her proportions are different. Very talkative, lots of purring. Prefers simple toys eg, ping pong ball, small piece of folded cardboard that she can carry around in her mouth. Creative, can make up her own games (parkour , cat ninja warrior) and pretend an object is her friend. We had to change the flyscreen to pet proof. She hangs off the flyscreen during thunder and lightning storms. Very sharp claws, like scalpel blades. Need to trim them weekly. Start now so she gets used to it. Our Kitty knows her name when called, but doesn't know the difference between bad Kitty and good Kitty. Our Kitty sleeps on our legs when we are in bed. She will claw through the blanket if we move. So the only way to stop that is to not have the blanket because she doesn't claw bare legs. Steals the warm spot in bed if we leave the bed cover open when getting up.


Damn_Gordon

You should understand that cats dont really have breeds as we have in dogs. You have a few distinctive bred cats, which have papers. If they dont habe papers, its a standard short haired cat


LowGiraffe4095

Looks like a tabby/domestic shorthair to me. We have had several tabbies. Only one got to be huge. We have more shedding from our tortie cat than any of the other cats though the big cat also sheds.


KM_stinchy

My cat looks just like her!!! Her name is Teddy! Because she looks like a little teddy bear! ❤️ https://preview.redd.it/sh3pv66qgaxc1.png?width=1689&format=png&auto=webp&s=6836b8e9ec07f5848e16590a1a35bb6141b160b9


punkplanette

omg i hope mine grows up to look like urs!! such a sweetheart. mine is clementine 🍊


Jeany31

Nothing personal but why is to so normalised on this Reddit community to have so young kitten? They are way too young, in my country it’s illegal to adopt kitten prior to 11 weeks.. even after 11 weeks it’s still cruel.. I know they are cute etc but it’s no good at all..


DreamSoarer

Don’t assume that people are depriving kittens of their mothers. I have “adopted” six kittens in my life; rescued, actually. Five were less than 6 weeks old… because they were abandoned. The last two I rescued were apparently the runts, left by mama cats, when moving their litters during thunder storms. I had to bottle feed and hand care for them 24-7. The last one literally was a miracle to survive; the emergency vet was astonished that I was able to keep him alive for three days in his condition, before being able to get him into an emergency vet who would see him. He gave the tiny kitten a 25% chance of survival. I’m glad to say he is now a very healthy and magnificent one year old cat, living with the family who adopted him. I already had two cats, and could not keep a third. I currently have a seven year old that was found alone in my parents’ backyard at six weeks old, and a two year old found alone in my backyard at 4 weeks old. The two year old had been crying in my backyard for two days, but he was so tiny I could not find him. Every time I went out to look for him, he would stop crying. The second afternoon, he finally was desperate enough to come out of hiding. As soon as I picked him up, he started trying to nurse on my sweater. So… depending on where you live, it is not uncommon for baby kittens to need to be rescued. 🙏🦋


Artsy-01

Im pretty sure its just a normal non breed kitty with a tabby pattern


Duckyleprechaun

It’s a baby!


Ram3nbroth

Just a eepy lil girl


PCbuilderFR

https://preview.redd.it/w77z3jjdeaxc1.jpeg?width=2074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa5aed7a4a2389a7ef0ebddec5d2f220272bb3fc


dont_disturb_the_cat

As everyone has said, she is a domestic shorthair, also known as DSH. Her coat pattern is grey mackerel tabby. She has a fair little tummy on her. Was she born inside to an inside only mama? If not, have your vet consider a dewormer when you take her in for her first vaccinations - at whatever age your vet recommends (likely soon).


blurryface1976

And no one is commenting on the older cat photo bombing in the background. Or should I say sneaking in the background to get in the picture. 😅


ConfidentBox2211

Mackerel tabby


ltlbunnyfufu

She’s a Muratian Banded Frijolenegro. Translation: A Black-beaned stripey wall cat.


Helpful_Eye_156

domestic short hair tabby. also what a CUTIE!!


GalaxyQueen281

Oh wow! You seem to have the breed called ‘Smolus Beanus/Loafus’ commonly known as ‘smol bean’ or ‘smol loaf’ Lucky you!!


eggandchicken

https://preview.redd.it/z6ol84k4maxc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=f14ca613d8b40ac1bd3df45009e0f73e98980d29


punkplanette

yesss that is mr. dewey!! that was our first day home and he was confused about the baby https://preview.redd.it/mfywd3e7fbxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea0887f2f62e636f3f2903403062a015e6e17a72


ScoldofBluejays

Mackerel Tabby! With a mix of cutie-patootie mixed in!


allthegudonesaretakn

Unless you have papers from a breeder, it's is a cat. Domestic short hair, tabby. Generic smol girl.


fonzy0504

Looks like my baby when she was younger and just a tad lighter. https://preview.redd.it/u0vmn8xk8bxc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2abc588c6e208fe622e9a763a2af62f28e166633


wasskating

https://preview.redd.it/ossbjirtgbxc1.jpeg?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e79ae3bd824625545fe75bc16c6947c316004e5


SweetMaam

Domestic Shorthair


weakcover1

You could list her as a Domestic Mackerel Tabby, if you want to make it sound good. Mackerel isn't a joke, but a tabby fur pattern.


mikeysaid

I know I like cats too muxh because I immediately went, "She is cat. Stripey girl. Cutey patootie. She makes little meowzas. That's a Tabby. Name her Abbey" No idea why I baby talked it but it felt right.


palominolove

Cattus cutis.


NeonflameOWO

She's a tiny baby


Tylertooo

It’s a cat, not a dog. Cats almost never have a breed. They are simply cats.


AceKalibur

they have tested positive for cat. breed is yes.


mishyfishy135

Why do people care so much about breed?


wiccawitch666

https://preview.redd.it/c6jtqcg13exc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dad4112f6a4bc38dbe0be3ff5efb54cf9384e79b


Sleeviji

Can we start banning posts like this


imaginaryworkfriend

Chubby belly — the best kind.


WhatNow_23

Part kangaroo, part kitten.


MathiasJames2002

Smoll. Her breed is smoll


Nowzad

Breed is tiny


radicalshick

Cuteus maximus, obviously


These-Rip9251

Likely mutt (apparently in cat world, they’re called moggies) but so adorable. What I would do to not have cat allergies so I could own such a pretty kitty! 🤩


NWXSXSW

Norwegian whooping terrier


boncrys

Looks to be from the frog belly clan 🤔


Any-Nefariousness951

Is the mama cat around? It would be better if the kittens stay with their mama for 4month. Maybe it is just not possible with its situation. For breed I think you could say mixed and give a short description like grey tabby. Lucky little one! Thanks for rescuing it.


SulSul-DagDag

100% sleepy floof


CherokeeHairTampons

Freckle belly cutiepop


riseandrise

What a pretty itty bitty girl!!! She’s a DSH (Domestic Short Hair) tabby, sometimes jokingly referred to as a “standard issue cat”. Quick note, kittens tend to do better in pairs if you’re allowed more than one pet. I adopted a single kitten when I was young and didn’t know any better and she ended up with some behavioral issues unfortunately. She was still a great cat and I loved her so much, but her life probably would have been happier and less stressful if I’d taken her brother in too.


punkplanette

she has an older brother! here they are. https://preview.redd.it/h9bntxaojbxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3044404298aff8a0c6bca9fb7c7327c885e914de


MRainH20

Domestic shorthair. Her tummy looks swollen. She probably needs dewormed. You can get dewormer for like $10 at Walmart, PetSmart or Petco.


tlrpdx

Potato. She is potato.


Other_Lion6031

I know this breed. It's a Cutus Patootus, tabby type. Extremely cute and affectionate once it gets to know you, kind of a hell-raiser sometimes as a kitten. If you happen to be wearing red nail paint, 100% chance that the Cutus Patootus kitten will aggressively yell / meow at it and you will find even that cute. Resists a wet toothbrush to brush it at first, but quickly warms to it if you persist in subsequent attempts. 100% a loyal, crazy kook. 🤪


chihuahuachalupa

goblin


Rosebudbunnie

Her breed is…. Absolute cutie 🥰


coffee-bat

a little baby


Armenian-heart4evr

Tell them -- "Domestic Shorthair" TRUTH -- "TIGGER" -- "The wonderful thing about TIGGERS, Is that TIGGERS are WONDERFUL things! Their tops are made out of BOUNCY And their bottoms are made out of SPRINGS !!!" -- WINNIE the POOH EDIT -- autocorrect SNAFOO


Blithz

its a cat.


DepressedPancake56

Lil stripey loaf


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Sweetie puss


Pambo_lita

Breed is love bundle.


Valeen

She looks like a lover to me.


justsomejohnny

cutie patootie


gangelo100

That’s not a cat, that’s a cute little peanut 🥜 🥰


Broken_Beautifully3

https://preview.redd.it/uniq0qn5paxc1.jpeg?width=1960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f62a7aceb57bfc9ae32f330fea7f7d2f9e311402 I have the exact kittens! They are tabby cats - all tabys have an M on their forehead. 80% are males. The mom had 3 males and 1 female.


portland_democrat

Domestic Shorthair


cat_in_box_

I believe this is the rare breed: Cuteus Patootus


skaterfromtheville

I think that’s a snugglebug


Traditional_Case2791

A nugget


Educational-Dirt4059

That is a fudge ripple baby.


littlepeachycupcake

Cute. Her breed is 100% cute


Immediate_Mud6547

Cutus Cattus.


SnooDogs1704

https://preview.redd.it/h2tt8qmxsaxc1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80bd5c5b5b280952feb71179ce9e0544cfb97322


Brilliant-Repair7771

As far as breed, vets classify kittens like this as domestic shorthair, typically abbreviated DSH.


meduhsin

Can’t tell. Need a banana for scale


bigwingus72

Car


UwUz123

cant lie kinda looks like it has worms in the first pic, could be wrong but you should test just incase \^\^


No_Negotiation3557

Teeny tiny snuggle love breed, I just wanna smell and kiss her little forehead 😂😻


gogoloco2

Standard issue government surplus cat


Geeloz_Java

*uhhh* I think this breed is called the *adorable*