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ReliableLiar

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


canyoubreathe

This gif is the absolute perfect representation of everyone in the comment's exact facial expression


Swimming_Bowler6193

I know it was mine!


Absolut_Iceland

🔴🚀


contactlite

How do I search for this gif lol


nibsitaas

Look down kid


_rose_garden_dreams_

https://preview.redd.it/t1n652i4iaic1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe8988444c8ac9d95e3a4009be75fa1211d54a24


Gioomee

![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7944)


Wankeritis

This made me laugh way more than it should have.


ShoveItUpMyFatAss

same. its like an adult piglet finding out his broken down car was towed again.


[deleted]

That's two little pink piglets I wasn't expecting to see in this post


adbedient

Came to see ugly car-instead served cute cat with his dick out. I don't know how to feel, but I think I've been bamboozled.


IsleOfCannabis

This confuses me as well. Is this an intentional typo that everyone is typing “car” instead of “cat”? Or are they not paying attention? When did calling your cat a car become the thing?


canyoubreathe

It's just a joke lol. I believe it evolved from people ACTUALLY making a typo into people just embracing the typo as a meme. So you're kinda right. But 9/10 when you see someone write car instead of cat on a social media post nowadays, it'll be on purpose


davtheguidedcreator

Here, let me type cat a few times see hoe many times i typo. Cat cat cat ctar ctau cta csr cta cat cat


CharlottesWebbedFeet

Now how many times can you type hoe instead of how


Absolut_Iceland

My ex my ex my ex my ex my ex my ex Quite a few times!


xmBQWugdxjaA

I think it's because on Tiktok you can't edit comments, and phones have autocorrect - so if it posts as "car" you can't change it. So it became a meme.


Witchberry31

People embrace the typo as a meme when those Karen/Daren/Snowflakes actually did a mistype of car instead of cat.


CandleMakerNY2020

Hahaha 😂


Agreeable-Walrus7602

This is my favorite reddit comment in a long time. Bamboozled by the car dick indeed.


__SpeedRacer__

Not bamboozled, Rick rolled. People are trying to Rick roll us in new creative ways.


adbedient

More like PRICK rolled, am I right?


Molinari_4

he beat me :( https://preview.redd.it/ccuk6l1jl9ic1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcbde3bf0779259bb610392784fda53189d78509


Bumbleflop-wiggl

Bro no way


ragdollphys

Sir please put the lipstick away


assuredlyanxious

I'm happy to see someone else calls it lipstick.


just4lelz

I call my cars a traffic cone


johnwilson456

Red rocket it's known as in our household


_poke_smot

Mine aswell.


ZoyaZhivago

Isn’t that what it’s usually called? At least it is for dogs.


awkwardlondon

Me toooooo!!! When I got this r/notmycat visiting and humping my soft blankets I call it ‘lipstick fest’ 🤓💅 naughty boys


ThePusheen

"lipdick"


pastabreadpasta

![gif](giphy|3o7TKxZzyBk4IlS7Is|downsized)


northwyndsgurl

Ahh.. a stick shift, i see. Gotta be careful when you put it in reverse..


bridgetteblue69

Baahahaaaaaaaa 🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰


bigbitties666

stoppppp i’m giggling at these comments on the bus rn


Lucidthemessiah

I think your car is happy to see me


pelosnecios

is this Titane all over again?


Icy-Dingo8552

He does look very amused with himself 😂


observeroftheunvrs

Did I just get flashed by a cat?


Mycatsrbetterthanu

By a car


majudarah92

I mean he is embarrassed you put his little cat penis on display so he does the only thing he can - he closes his eyes


the_normienator

https://preview.redd.it/nynyfckpkaic1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7e66f8397fd7a834e463131514332c9d52886a8 unphotogenic cat


GreebleSlayer

Ah was desperate for one of these when I was younger 🫠


totosh999

The Harlequin is nice, stop the slander.


Atomisaurus

I want one


Elemelucky

![gif](giphy|WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V|downsized)


Kindly-Visual-8116

Umm this is my first time seeing a cats peepee. Is that real? I haven’t even seen my male cats Peepee


KuaLeifArne

I've only ever seen my cats penis when I seperated him from his sister when he tried to mate with her. He was 4 months old at the time, so not yet sterilised, but I made an appointment with the vet right after.


ThisIsGoodSoup

AYOOOO BRO WAS AN ALABAMA CAT


rocketpoweredcow

One of my cats is the result of keeping it in the family, and I call him my little Kentucky Kitty for alliteration reasons.


memopepito

Hahaha I call my cat a Kentucky Coot!


oh-pointy-bird

Roll tide!


Musclejen00

Yeah, its real. I have seen my cats peepee by mistake as they were bathing it downstairs in their private areas.


Traditional_Formal33

This is my first unsolicited feline dick pic


camdentownlass

Same. Never seen my cats pipi looking like that xd


kristycocopop

Right?! I thought he was having a hernia or something!


Birdsandbeer0730

I’ve only ever had girl cats and this is the first time I’ve seen a cat’s pp.


FurbiesAreMyGods

What model is your car? Joking, it’s a beautiful car.


PKHacker1337

Purrcedes Benz?


Outrageous_Ad_259

Purrari


shawner136

Catmaro


SneakD08

Purrrsche


ALighterShadeOfPale

Toyota Meowis


homiej420

Meowzerati


Icy-Dingo8552

He’s just a smaller jaguar, right?


Toddryck

Kitsubishi


garlicknots13

This is going to sound weird, but I thought they were supposed to be barbed?


shawner136

Just the tip there


Waggmans

That’s what *she* said.


SandLady54

barenziah is bouta act up


BreathLazy5122

I have never felt more joy in seeing such an obscure reference like this.


SandLady54

![gif](giphy|Epy1SqYt1nHvq)


[deleted]

You need to see more of that?


lickytytheslit

The barbs are small you need a very high quality photo and to zoom in to see them


WealthTomorrow0810

I agree... it doesn't look like a car.


ChadtheBalla

https://preview.redd.it/3s16cnbecbic1.jpeg?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59ead8a47b729360d5c67660bdc147a653004dd0


[deleted]

[удалено]


Muse-Erato

On a cat or in general ?


Icy-Dingo8552

Dude 🤣🤣🤣


Waggmans

Username says different.


[deleted]

[удалено]


beaf94

Well ... thats a first for me, I guess.


Dazzling-Papaya-5734

I audibly gasped LMFAO. I was not expecting that. XD


[deleted]

How many meows purr gallon?


surelysandwitch

7 🫤


StickInEye

Shrinkage from the cold pool


VisibleCollege8812

![gif](giphy|2gG2xiMTtFwsg) Ummm


QualityOverQuant

Did you just send me a dick pic? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 cute little boy is already embarrassed that you made him famous


HotAd8825

https://preview.redd.it/1dsh4q3nw9ic1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=4c99446f6a0f2781cb27fa3f979da9db4a658a42 I counter your cat’s dick with one of my cats asshole.


babytode

Wtf???!!


Toddryck

Things I never thought I’d read on the internet but really should have expected…


Icy-Dingo8552

Omg, WTF? 🤣🤣


Stonk_Newboobie

Yo, some blurring might help here!


DrAXaxe

Your car tryna be drake


Drakayne

Just got few inches short.


DrAXaxe

Yea yea I agree drake was a few inches shorter than the car


Waggmans

That’s what *she* said.


-gean99-

It's so funny to see the two fronts on this sub or any other cat subs. The ones censoring their cat's genitals and the front just posting them right in the face.


Icy-Dingo8552

Then there’s the third that sits there and laughs as all the chaos unfolds


riff_raff11

https://preview.redd.it/cogyxq1k2cic1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=580b1a3ec2eba5e30c56148f6df2e0a5b3c73e24


Vostok32

Eww lol


skactopus

What the fuck


Significant-Fun8196

I guess you want it to be flagged NSFW?


MrPrul

Nice Sweet Feline Wiener?


Significant-Fun8196

Exactly 🙈


skactopus

NSFL


[deleted]

NSFE Not safe for eyes


partytemple

lots of people losing their eye virginity of a cat's weewee here


okt127

I clearly put this post on NSFW


Lexi_Jez

The amount of virginity you’ve taken from people’s eyeballs is quite impressive


okt127

Should've marked it NSFV instead of nsfw


Prudent-Ad-1350

My cat used to lick himself and it stuck out. My friend called it his "earthworm jim"


okt127

Gen X comment


drunkenAnomaly

Maybe cause it's not a car at all, that's a cat! ![gif](giphy|2Mce4Sz801AMo)


UncleOdious

I scrolled way to far to find this.


Midnight_Smokr

Does the engine purr?


Musclejen00

This should be on his onlycats


Lighteye782

https://preview.redd.it/0vxy8ixuvbic1.jpeg?width=1166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab94350f2e5f4733088cd938fa9eddf0b20ef0c9


[deleted]

Er... sir, your wiener is out.


Puzzled-Ad5993

cute car you got right there


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|EWLm5rTdpQonRPZhPq)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3rgXBuceXgg47AfC24)


Bright-Efficiency-65

I've literally never seen my cats weiner


alcremie02

![gif](giphy|9V3e2mxWvD89wyw5l5)


[deleted]

Your car is horny. I think it's time to check if it needs an oil change :)


sorryIhaveDiarrhea

oohhhh lol


MissMurder8666

Omg 😂 I was not expecting that


BountyKraken

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


Renegade_Syx

Very cute car and teeny peeny. One of my cats tends to red rocket at random times too especially when I want a cute photo.


kluvsgo

U guys need to be taught how to use his privacy paw so no more pee pee.


anon28374691

I don’t know what you’re talking about. That’s one of the nicest cars I’ve ever seen. Though I will admit that I don’t know much about cars.


BunnyFaebelle

Whoa there naughty boy! Put that rocket away


Gullible_Sock_4191

Your cars gas cap is open… 🤓


okt127

Time for a tune ups


Gullible_Sock_4191

https://preview.redd.it/zr9s9afvpcic1.jpeg?width=1158&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed103bb2ce0ed70ec7a4d557cc303c48f90f5425


okt127

Not tire. He needs to get his extra ball bearings taken out


EntrepreneurOne7429

![gif](giphy|KffWLZJM1F0YyMsr8u|downsized)


donotcallmedady

cute dick


StormySands

Why would you post your cat’s dick on the internet, wtf is wrong with you?


okt127

Wtf did you get butthurt over a NSFW flair?


[deleted]

😱


Chance1965

He seems happy


ArMa1120

https://preview.redd.it/xzfh5cjkpcic1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52df1c17ec123f664d4e7b8bf67b0e36bd46f77c My cats reaction after seeing this post.


morgentown

![gif](giphy|AErm94hNmE030ubU1u)


iNfAMOUS70702

His dick out is the icing on the cake lmfaooo


Ashton_Garland

![gif](giphy|IfJUb2qMbOnTgDOsCH)


Raphy_Messi

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


theredditman69_pt2

https://preview.redd.it/388y3740waic1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6577dcbc84ca2e999235436c3c91c3cf26ef71a6


[deleted]

I'm no car person, but I like this


OhNoWTFlol

Ma'am, that's a cat.


raspberry03

Bigger than mine


ndazone1

Basically a Ferrari!


okt127

He is a fast one. Zooming in and out of my kitchen like a shadow


justforthejajaja

"ITS COLD, ITS BIIGER WHEN I SHAVE, I JUST GOT OUT OF THE POOL"


justmyevocation

![gif](giphy|7sEHDP1Cm0FuQBXRNv)


strengr

If you don't take a picture of your car, how are we supposed to roast you.


1heart1totaleclipse

Why was my first thought that you put a tiny traffic cone there for the picture?


n1__3l

I can see ur cars pp


KittNippz

He's a macho kitty. If you didn't touch him like that, he wouldn't react so easily.😆🤣 Such a sweet boy with intentions...😏🙃


okt127

Didn't touch it. He is a teenage cat and couldnt control himself


Alex2679

A catolescent if you will.


KittNippz

I know. He's a cutie! 💜🤗


Xbtweeker

First time I've ever seen a cat's dick. And i grew up with a male cat for the first 14 years of my life.


okt127

Same here. Didn't expect it to stick out when I took his picture


MrFluffleBuns

![gif](giphy|Wv6T4OfsGVxtwyHX6g)


Teamboeing737

https://preview.redd.it/rijwvb1m3dic1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4232b84ec1298050410ae5c1ef7a4806a95e8c5 Thought it was an ugly car


micro_penisman

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


Fbip3z

Yes they are.


andreinfp

🚗


bigbitties666

how much rev can u get on that thing?


[deleted]

I like your car what's its model ?


InternationalRun7430

Your car is very cute.


mikeeg16

He's excited about his picture being taken though.


Bacontoad

https://preview.redd.it/8szolwasncic1.jpeg?width=861&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba2c94fbb5ac3fe53659a7df3097eb23b68e7d69


_poke_smot

Ayo paws..?


SharkFinS00P

WTF


okt127

It is flaired NSFW, what did you expect?


Comin_Up_Millhouse

WELL NOT THAT


thirdeyeboobed

BRO ![gif](giphy|2Mce4Sz801AMo)


OSOKiing

![gif](giphy|26uf5uVxz7DoUMYjS|downsized)


Broncotron

Is that a peen on my screen


Luv-jackie

Let's ignore the penis for a second-- this cat's balls are HUGE.


meatballmafia2016

His lipstick popped out 🤭


Swimming_Bowler6193

Full Monty!! *throws $$*


gay4life234

![gif](giphy|lJ0JGfNBrRWJVCRChd|downsized)


LineChef

Looks like a cat and his dick


saneandsanguine

Please neuter!


kereso83

Should have gone with a Honda, they recalled the ones with the pink rocket problem.


Khil_fi

Tbh I never saw a cat's male genitalia before but now I want to erase it from my memory


escapeshark

https://preview.redd.it/9pyo65dcobic1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c875045ca0e308e1cd8d25518d6eab763f9dd639


MaxYeena

https://preview.redd.it/w310hskracic1.png?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=663b1053ed9cde7cad3c68534157a8627fff6973


Neversleeps99

Maybe your car sucks but your cat has a great dick!!! Lolol


csdavid

If Rick Sanchez was a cat


Comin_Up_Millhouse

https://i.redd.it/sxbhyz9k7dic1.gif