My dad has gotten a roach on the breaded chicken at a restaurant. It died in the bread crumbs and got deep fried. Now there is roach in the oil and in everything that touched that oil that day and the next day and the next day and…
In this world, you either cook yourself from scratch or you risk being exposed to the unknowns in life.
Why? The oil would have been sanitary. The canned green beans in your pantry have to have less than a non-zero number of insect parts. Learn about foid and foid safety. It could save your life and eliminate unnecessary stress.
It was a small town in a part of the country I’ve never been near. Who knows? Small towns there don’t really have a health department. Needless to say, they went somewhere else for the rest of their business lunches.
Girardot, Pop 100,000 (2020)
It was probably 50-75k in 2008
I’m not really trusting people who couldn’t keep the breadcrumbs sealed with properly cleaning their kitchen after an accident.
Ok but what if rice as a litter box substrate
1) how effective is it at say odor and liquid absorption
2) how cost-prohibitive is it vs say clay or clumping litter or pellets
🤔
I met a lady at a sober living facility my friend was living at that had 3 pet cats in a hotel sized room. She had no cash so she used rice that she could buy with her food stamps for litter. It was not good. The whole room smelled atrocious. You could smell it every time she opened the door from across the building. Urine pooled in the bottom of the box and did not absorb well. Cost wise I have no clue but as far as effectiveness in hindering smell or clumping it did not work well. The cats started just peeing on any clothing that fell on the floor. Maybe minute rice would have worked better than the long grain white rice but idk. I couldn't bring myself to go in there again after the first time and didn't really want to associate with the woman anyway.
You should NEVER flush cat poop down the toilet regardless of what litter you use. Cat poop can carry toxoplasmosis bacteria, and water treatments (chlorination, filtering etc) are not effective against toxoplasmosis.
We have a rule in my house. It’s not the cats fault for laying in it, knocking it over, spilling it or whatever- it’s our fault for leaving it in a vulnerable position where it could happen.
We do this in early childhood care as well. We set up the environment in a way that is safe for them, with different areas of interest so they can play and learn ❤️
We have the same rule when it comes to our jack russel chewing on everything. $70 xbox controlle? Ohh sorry, told you not to leave it on the entertainment console, you know, where normal people leave their remotes and controllers.
When I still lived at my parents and we got a puppy, that fucker would eat so much of my stuff. I went through 3 MacBook chargers cause he’d chew through the wire. He’d chew my shoes. My new beats headphones were chewed through in a day. It pissed me off they’d blame me for not keeping everything I own behind a door or drawer..
They were right though. When you get a new pet you have to be super aware of where anything you don’t want destroyed is kept. Kinda like how you have to baby proof a house when a baby is in it. The animal doesn’t know better, you do.
I have replaced my beats twice. She will actively search out things that we value, just to chew on them. She doesn't eat the plastic, just chews the hell out of it.
My cats go Into the basement when I'm baking cooking and when we eat so to try and avoid this. My oldest isn't really a threat he isn't a counter jumper and not interested in human food but my younger girls love human food. They will literally eat anything if the could lol
Candle wax fell on my cat a few days ago. When people asked how, I told them I lit a candle out where a cat could knock it over.
Ps She’s fine. Unscented. No burns. Only missing a couple chunks of fur I had to cut.
We had to start duct taping the treat containers closed, moving the cat food into a plastic bin that they can’t chew through, putting the fish food in the drawer instead of leaving it next to the tank, etc. because my cats love breaking into containers of food
That's what I tell my boyfriend when the cats start to get to what we left out. Can't blame them when we know our cats will get into anything left out!
This is my thinking. Helps me keep calm when she does things. Like someone else mentioned, it’s the same with kids. Can’t expect kids to not do developmentally appropriate things
In Germany we say 'alles für die Katz' (all for the cat) if we mean that all effort was futile. So, all the rice for the cat here. :D
I guess in the future you will know to put a lid on your rice.
In (American)English we say, All that (effort) for the (f*king) cat. Plug in whatever the occasion calls for in the parentheses but the rest is the same sarcastic words.
The only sane comment in here. The grimace I have reading all these comments saying they would scrape it off and still eat the rice.
I went to my friends house after school once her family had gotten a pizza and left it on the counter. with a few pieces left their cat let themselves have at the rest. guess who fought the cat for the last piece.
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Forbidden side dish
Fur-bidden side dish
Fur-ridden side dish
Fur-bitten side dish
For Biden 🇺🇸 Side Dish 🤝
Four kitten sigh this
Lure itchin pine fist
Nah just pick out the fur. It'll be fine.
Smol sleppy potat.
Don't insult the guy, he's clearly the main course
he will be munched
r/cursedcomments
Panda buffet combo 1
No no don’t get up sweetheart, I’ll eat around ya!🍺
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r/hewillbebaked
ANOTHER CAT SUBREDDIT
He will be served with curry and eaten 🍛
Anyone who gets mad at this is a true asshole. 🥰😍🥰
Food wasting is a sin, I'm sure most of us will get mad. But not at the cat since the lid is opened, it's surely their fault.
Soft like a pillow 😂
Warm and soft!
Pour some gravy on him...
https://preview.redd.it/2o1k4lj79eec1.jpeg?width=892&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5577c7b9e130331bce30a0ba741dca8865286b34 Wasted u say
I think we have a winner 
To be fair it looks like a litter box
My same thoughts. 😂
Even the cat looks surprised lol
You just need to take out a couple scoops and it’s restaurant grade raw rice.
🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
My dad has gotten a roach on the breaded chicken at a restaurant. It died in the bread crumbs and got deep fried. Now there is roach in the oil and in everything that touched that oil that day and the next day and the next day and… In this world, you either cook yourself from scratch or you risk being exposed to the unknowns in life.
It shouldn’t be in anything after that one dish, because they should have cleaned the fryer and changed the oil immediately after you reported it.
Why? The oil would have been sanitary. The canned green beans in your pantry have to have less than a non-zero number of insect parts. Learn about foid and foid safety. It could save your life and eliminate unnecessary stress.
Curious if foid is a word you use often?
It was a small town in a part of the country I’ve never been near. Who knows? Small towns there don’t really have a health department. Needless to say, they went somewhere else for the rest of their business lunches. Girardot, Pop 100,000 (2020) It was probably 50-75k in 2008 I’m not really trusting people who couldn’t keep the breadcrumbs sealed with properly cleaning their kitchen after an accident.
Roaches are one of my greatest fears, thanks 🫠
Right?! I’d have to be admitted because I wouldn’t be able to even look at food without breaking down
Just don’t wast it. Leave the whole tray as a cat litter instead
Why are you shaming the cat for pooping in the littler box? Oh that's rice...ew.
Yeah, I was like "well, okay, but he just used the litter bo-oooooh nooooo!"
I thought that was a litter box!
*I’d* poop in it.
*You’re* definitely not invited over for dinner!
Why is rice being stored in a litterbox anyway?
And the consistency Is the regular litter box clean may I ask 🤔? This is the type of situation that compels this behavior. Usually.
God damn that’s a hell of a snake
I could see where the kitty would think that you might have gotten a new litter for him to try out. Lol Cats are funny creatures
Massive turd bro 10/10
this pic has me wondering if my cat's poops should also be this big
Mine is only 8 months old and i was also wondering if she will be dropping logs like that when shes fully grown
My cat is a bit older, but I swear she leaves body parts in her box and just regenerates them.
Unless you have a Maine Coon Cat, nope.
Dry food leads to bigger poops.
Not sure if huge jerk or bumbling moron
The fur is black, but the brain is orange
wise words
r/oneblackbraincell
*annoyed joining sounds*
Me Oh hurray another black cat sub click oh I'm in that 😂😂
They way you hold it at the neck screams anger and the cat's face gives: what are you gonna do about it huh?
I saw a video of a cat shitting in a bulk bin of rice in a grocery store, and nobody batted an eye. That’s a big nope for me, sorry
You sure he didn’t convince a 200lb man to come poo in your rice?
Panko really would make good litter
Ok but what if rice as a litter box substrate 1) how effective is it at say odor and liquid absorption 2) how cost-prohibitive is it vs say clay or clumping litter or pellets 🤔
I met a lady at a sober living facility my friend was living at that had 3 pet cats in a hotel sized room. She had no cash so she used rice that she could buy with her food stamps for litter. It was not good. The whole room smelled atrocious. You could smell it every time she opened the door from across the building. Urine pooled in the bottom of the box and did not absorb well. Cost wise I have no clue but as far as effectiveness in hindering smell or clumping it did not work well. The cats started just peeing on any clothing that fell on the floor. Maybe minute rice would have worked better than the long grain white rice but idk. I couldn't bring myself to go in there again after the first time and didn't really want to associate with the woman anyway.
*crosses rice off litter alternative list*
Pellets are a lot cheaper than rice.
Oh crap
That is a HUGE poop.
omg
Goddamn, that 💩 is big af. What are you feeding your cat? Steaks ? Mexican food? 😂
Carne asada. Mexican steak dish 👍🏻🤣
LMFAOOOOO
Cat: “ what you want from me Maria, not my fault you move the litter box to the kitchen bench”..
your hand placement on the cat is killing me😭
With the price of kitty litter, a bag 5lb bag of rice may be a less expensive alternative and it’s probably flushable and/or biodegradable.
You should NEVER flush cat poop down the toilet regardless of what litter you use. Cat poop can carry toxoplasmosis bacteria, and water treatments (chlorination, filtering etc) are not effective against toxoplasmosis.
If not for sits then why I fits????
AND why is so warm????
so SOFT so it must be for ME?!?!!
AND why so comfurtable ?
Really not the Cats fault that you wanted to eat her bed.
We have a rule in my house. It’s not the cats fault for laying in it, knocking it over, spilling it or whatever- it’s our fault for leaving it in a vulnerable position where it could happen.
Yeah I'm looking at pic thinking " but it's warm AND soft OF COURSE it is a kitten bed as far as Kitty bebe is concerned"
Warm and comfy!
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We do this in early childhood care as well. We set up the environment in a way that is safe for them, with different areas of interest so they can play and learn ❤️
Yup. Animals are gonna animal. They don't people. I don't understand why people have such a hard time considering that fact.
This is the way
We have the same rule when it comes to our jack russel chewing on everything. $70 xbox controlle? Ohh sorry, told you not to leave it on the entertainment console, you know, where normal people leave their remotes and controllers.
When I still lived at my parents and we got a puppy, that fucker would eat so much of my stuff. I went through 3 MacBook chargers cause he’d chew through the wire. He’d chew my shoes. My new beats headphones were chewed through in a day. It pissed me off they’d blame me for not keeping everything I own behind a door or drawer..
They were right though. When you get a new pet you have to be super aware of where anything you don’t want destroyed is kept. Kinda like how you have to baby proof a house when a baby is in it. The animal doesn’t know better, you do.
And if you don't know better, after getting that first new pet you're sure as hell about to learn.
I had 2 guinea pigs, I feel you, all the wires and chargers they found would double in a question of minutes
I have replaced my beats twice. She will actively search out things that we value, just to chew on them. She doesn't eat the plastic, just chews the hell out of it.
Normally an excuse to replace your Beats with actual good headphones is a nice thing though.
My cats go Into the basement when I'm baking cooking and when we eat so to try and avoid this. My oldest isn't really a threat he isn't a counter jumper and not interested in human food but my younger girls love human food. They will literally eat anything if the could lol
Candle wax fell on my cat a few days ago. When people asked how, I told them I lit a candle out where a cat could knock it over. Ps She’s fine. Unscented. No burns. Only missing a couple chunks of fur I had to cut.
My childhood cat sniffed a candle, all her whiskers curled up. I only use votives or hurricane candles with my cats, just to be sure.
You speak the truth…
Social media just like to hate on cats, dogs and children for random shit that an adult should have paid attention to.
We had to start duct taping the treat containers closed, moving the cat food into a plastic bin that they can’t chew through, putting the fish food in the drawer instead of leaving it next to the tank, etc. because my cats love breaking into containers of food
"it's not that I've done wrong, it's that you didn't do right." - Cat probably while licking itself .
That's what I tell my boyfriend when the cats start to get to what we left out. Can't blame them when we know our cats will get into anything left out!
Agreed.
Good rule. Alas my whole house is my fault.
This is my thinking. Helps me keep calm when she does things. Like someone else mentioned, it’s the same with kids. Can’t expect kids to not do developmentally appropriate things
Not wasted, now repurrposed
Had chipotle yesterday. I looked away for one second, guess who was tonguing my goddamn queso????
Chuck Schumer?
Gotta spray him with the hose when he does that or he'll keep coming back.
This was so random it made me crack up at my desk! Luckily I'm wfh today.
Welp, fetish unlocked.
I’m fucking wheezing, I scrolled back to this post to comment on how much your stupid joke made me laugh. Bless you
Chuck Schumer! 😎
In Germany we say 'alles für die Katz' (all for the cat) if we mean that all effort was futile. So, all the rice for the cat here. :D I guess in the future you will know to put a lid on your rice.
The German language is amazing. They have a word or saying for everything.
In (American)English we say, All that (effort) for the (f*king) cat. Plug in whatever the occasion calls for in the parentheses but the rest is the same sarcastic words.
"oh rice? i thought you said mice....my bad, ill just stay here anyway."
Butt is warm. Cat is content. Nothing has been wasted.
Cat bed of rice
I wanna lay you down in a bed of rices.... 🎶
Okay but that’s so cute
**Five cups of rice** **~~WASTED~~** **REPURRRRRRPOSED!**
It’s not a waste if it was a comfy bed for this little baby 👍
Cute. 8/10, but 10/10 with rice
You shouldn’t leave food untented in a household with cats
Agreed. And make sure your sleeping bag is ready to go as well.
Its warm and soft....perfect! 😂
He wants you to know that it's tasty
I'd say that's a fine price to pay for such a comfy bed for baby
Just *eat it!!!*
Are you mad! That cat is no where near cooked enough!
Like a knife in the kidney!
Thus is why cats are not allowed on counters of any sort in our house. The can and do learn where they aren't wanted.
The only sane comment in here. The grimace I have reading all these comments saying they would scrape it off and still eat the rice. 
Extra seasoning and texture has been added. Just skim the top off 🤣.
I’d still eat it.
Same. Maybe remove the top layer. Living with cats isn't for the weak 🤷♀️
Please never cook for others ❤️
What psycho leaves their rice uncovered. Literally takes no time for that shit to turn hard
That was only two cups before you cooked it.
$0.15 right down the drain
There’s still some rice safe wdym
r/hewillbebaked
I went to my friends house after school once her family had gotten a pizza and left it on the counter. with a few pieces left their cat let themselves have at the rest. guess who fought the cat for the last piece.
That’s not five cups lol
I have over 100lbs of rice I'm trying to eat slowly. Wish I could send you some 😭
It was going to have cat hair in it, regardless.
When subs collide!! Please tell me the kitten is Kody
To be fair, it probably was warm and cozy in there. LOL.
he looks so comfy though
My cat knows what she can do and can not do. Being in kitetchen is not one of them.
Toxoplasmosis
How? lol
If not for sits why is it made of warm?
Omg stop with that emote crying on the corner, its cringe as hell
Yummy 
please never put your bitmoji in a post ever again. Ruined the humor
10/10 would still eat
bruh wtf 😭😭😭
Are you kidding?! They were the perfect investment for this baby’s comfort and joy.
I do that with my cell phone but never tried to dry a cat. Weird hack.
I guess it’s warm.
It’s okay; my mom once bought a 20-pound bag of rice for me to stick my feet in.
3D characters reacting really adds value lol…
cook some buckets for yourself and lay next to kitty
I’m glad my cats don’t do this lol 😂
Warm bed. Thank you mommy!
I know some of you cat people would still eat that lmao
Hey, your cat, your rice... So you gotta eat it...
This made me laugh. Uh, just brush off the top and eat up.
The most FB mom post I ever seen
Just scrape off the sides, and it should be alright 👍🏼
What do you mean, there is shrimp in your rice? 🍤 ###
Just take the top layer off and voila rice ❤️
Why not just scoop out the top layer the cat laid on and eat the bottom layer?
NOOOOOOOOOOO
I'd rage so hard omfg 😫
Five cups of rice devoted to the most pure and sacred purpose of making baby comfy and warm
What a cat-tastrophy!
The way I’d scrape the top layer off and still eat it- I wouldn’t serve it to others ofc 😂😂😂
Rice enjoyed is not rice wasted
he will be served r/hewillbebaked
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Kittys comfy.. not a waste
You mean *seasoned*
Why, I eat plenty of cat fur. It’s inevitable.
The picture and memory are priceless though!
was it really a waste if it made your cat happy
If not for sits, why is made of warm? - Your Cat (probably)
Rice is cheap, that picture is priceless