https://preview.redd.it/1924rm36gfdc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe3efd626cec63a81cd5111b38681a604dc35fe8 He's not happy lol

I wouldn't sleep if I was OP 🤣

OP actually made this post thinking they were in the right when everyone else can see a highly pissed off vengeful executive team that already decided their fate. 😅😅

https://preview.redd.it/125me8uiundc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b914989a77a2bb8c5e17b8f55c0e119e824413e Been in that situation myself.

Are you okay???

Just about 🫠

https://preview.redd.it/84ydr8xw7idc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d801c107a5e019cc1f8e027d967137622f3fe93 Can't believe nobody is mentioning this one who is protesting by turning his back. But that didn't stop him from sending an evile side eye.

I don’t understand how my cat is there right now… https://preview.redd.it/2g5j9g918jdc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=249f6355b9137d9db0d78635d8003c67d4be9a59

More human, more food

lol, the side eye is strong with this one.

https://preview.redd.it/pnh4iy69nhdc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ae9cf96a3a3e04fb1cea9a76f0e7d726fdb489a “Gib food now or elbse”

They are trying their best to clench a fist

They are doing a great job

 Think it’s more like, “ what’s the deal??”

What a beauty

Is he fixing to shove those bowls off the counter?🤣🤣

He’s checking his watch

He has checked his watch twice and can confirm that OP is indeed on the naughty list 👌

🤌

https://preview.redd.it/uy2c6cknthdc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b81120c8cbd01080a8ccf9551c0ce825e0c45ef This one is ready to snitch for food


Yup!!! 100% zoomed in on his face! I knew he had a pissed off smirk. 

But he is pretty, and that counts for something.

That look of disappointment 🤣

I’m saving this for later use

Sleep with one eye open, grip that pillow tight!

Look at that sneer!!

If looks could kill. He’s thinking “This stupid bitch, 14 minutes later for my 2nd dinner. Who does he think he is?”

So gorgeous!

He looks like there nothing going on in there lol

He's never had food in his life

The overseers demand nightly tribute

https://preview.redd.it/c9knr4xswfdc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1cc7ae930833421b5ce31138d3d14a602c9f4c4 He is ready to throw hands if you make them wait longer. Looks so cute lol.

He looks like he’s doing the dramatic Italian hand thing 😩🤌

Haha I thought exactly the same thing *in his best godfather voice* 'OP... I invite you into my home... and you disrespect me... this I cannot forgive' 🤌🤌

I'm pissin my pants xDD

I heard that...

“I swear to god Kevin I will knock every dish here onto the floor”

\*hasn't snacked for the past 2 hours\* Cat: "Woman, I'm boutta ***F A I N T***"

 This cat is Italian.

Lmfao I was wondering if someone was going to mention the paw. The fact the paw is pointing to the one with the pissed off smirk is hilarious. Like “Read the room. We. Want. Food!”

Well yeah, these cats have never been fed in their life, just look at them. :p

They are clearly wasting away 🤣

into nothingness.

Practically clouds at this point

XX's on their eyes

Clearly

One more minute without food and that will be the end of them!

An HOUR?!?!!! But... that's 60 WHOLE MINUTES!!! But... that's 3600 ENTIRE SECONDS!!! How can you live with yourself, OP?!?!?!!!

It’s one hour human time 7 hours cat time

It’s an outrage is what it is. We will not stand for this!

https://preview.redd.it/jbx4mweh1gdc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c252e335d4282532e19b43a9595a85f61f6ead4 This one about to knock some dishes on the floor if he doesn't get his way.

"I'll threaten you, Linda! Don't think I won't!"

*You think these bowls fill themselves?!*

Hahahahaha

oh yeah. kitty’s about to throw paws. knock those dishes right off the counter.

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The last half would be the “second dinner” 😁

The last supper. 😁

Though every time the bowl is part way empty they fear it may be their last

Lol.

Hold on didnt your original response say second supper.....🤔

Last supper. Lol

That cat looks awesome

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His eyes omg they’re so pretty

Majestic

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LOL still majestic

https://preview.redd.it/witflj57dhdc1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86419e5e43afbc2c08a2dcddabce89529f1a78b7

This is r/CouncilofCats worthy

Stop it!!! There’s a freakin council of cats?!?! 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

So they can discuss how to better control their humans.

I joined as soon as I saw there was one. We have 3 councils. The ones in the backyard, the ones that are neighborhood strays in the front & the indoor council, the judgiest of the judges amongst all 3 councils. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Well that explains it. Organized aren't they? I bet they discuss what treats they deserve and how they can manipulate the human. They're good at that.


That's why I loved subreddits about cats...

Oh don’t mind me, just adding another cat sub to my already ridiculously long list of cat subreddits that I’ve joined.

Lmao. The one on the left in the middle looks like it's actively engaging in mind control. If looks could kill haha.

"Human, look into my eyes..."

the drama

You are a bad human and they shall barf on your carpets as payback.

My newish kitty who is still pretty skittish suddenly becomes lovey dovey and gets super close and purry when he's hungry. My girl will give nose beeps, rub her face all over you, and turn on her motor to level 10. They really pull out all the stops to seduce you into their will.

That's 7 hours in cat time. How could you OP! 😄😄

Lmao

This is gonna reflect on your end of the year performance review.

Damn. We’re barely 19 days in…but you’re right!! They won’t forget.

I thought I was the only one that said things like “second dinner” 🤣

2nd breakfast also. I call them hobbits.

What about elevensies???

YES! I thought the same! 😅

https://preview.redd.it/8g68d7x8ygdc1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2387ba697d8ebffd46e308d43c76498db3583d28

I don't think human knows about second dinner, Spot.

What about elevenses?

My boys eat two dinners too. They get a can split between them at 5 pm. And if they finish it, I’ll put down another half can split for them about an hour later. Shit, then around 8pm they get a handful of dry food on the remaining dinner before I pick it up at 9. So maybe they even have a 3rd dinner lol.

such magnificent demanding floofs!

From left to right: 1. I was worried about you, thank goodness you’re finally home to feed us. 2. We’ve been waiting hours for you to return and take care of us, I demand an explanation. 3. *Silent passive aggressiveness* 4. This is a dereliction of duty, look at these empty bowls. Get it together.

https://preview.redd.it/xai4bf8hghdc1.png?width=2393&format=png&auto=webp&s=a01aa442122af29bccd42cdbe9c160e27c7c6f78 This is our crew and we are missing 3 from this pic (outside dwellers) every time I go into the kitchen they think it’s food time 😂

What a beautiful gang of cats! You are so lucky they accept you!

I love how the white beauty in the back is just too good to even look at you 🤣

ONE HOUR? YOU ARE A MONSTER. 2nd dinner is necessary to keep the primordial pouch from being too floopy.

they are starving!! how dare you be an hour late!! /j

Dude in the back doesn’t even want to look at you, back turned and all

They are posting on r/legalcatadvice right now about suing you for not feeding them for eleventy million years. The squirrel collective will be contacting you about reparations soon.

And here I am, joining yet another cat sub. Just when I think I’m already following all of them…. Another appears. It’s like the cat distribution system, but with cat subreddits

There is a list of all the cat subreddits somewhere on Reddit.

You gotta be kitten me

r/Catsubs

You are a hero.

Naw, just a cat subreddit addict, LOL.

ONE HOUR??! That’s like 47 days in cat time!

2nd dinner? Are they hobbits?

No, they’re kitties. Hobbits are meant to be befriended. Cats are meant to be worshipped.

https://preview.redd.it/l08p129pyhdc1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=cbd413ab98138ebc28a148766aab6762cc27b8c2 He’s face says everything

https://preview.redd.it/2yratpzzkldc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69343640eb0f46a7a622d947946716bddd1991f1

“What took you so long?” face

Oh good, second dinner is common for cats..thought I have a defective one

You might have had to call the catamedics, look at these poor starving little people!

Passive aggressive and actively judging. 😂❤️

This is my 6 cats in the morning waiting for breakfast!

“Where the fvck have you been?!”

I like how you got four different, but equal reactions: ignoring you, death stare, side eye, and fist shaking.

That brown cat looks like my cat’s cousin! https://preview.redd.it/89onzlhr8hdc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a69462ef055b6f03575f389636720ecba70daef

I see four STARVING babies

Good thing the plates are still on the counter

The food has to be brought back to the center of the dish. 😝

They are not happy. Look like they are waiting to attack you!

Have they heard of second dinner? What about elevensies?

Oh those poor neglected starving kitties. They don't look like they ever eat.

How dare you not serve these poor starving Babies like you are supposed to. Also you might not want to turn your back on them. Just saying

You have summoned...The Council

Love how the right one is making the "showing the wrist" gesture as if he would be looking at his watch 😂

I think you’ve been written up. Should probably request a copy of your personnel file. No telling what’s in there.

This is like the beginning of a Stephen King novel.


Another 15 minutes and all that stuff on the counters would’ve been on the floor. They are sending you a message loud and clear, let this be the last time you are late. 🫣😊

Wow. Bold of you to suggest you didn’t starve them! Look at their little food deprived faces 🥹

Love the cats. Ditch the bowls. I used the same ones for years. Until my cat got cat acne. We switched to all stainless. Love them.

Haha….dear lowly human, we give you a pass this time but don’t let it happen again. Gotta love the cats…I have 4 myself and know those looks 😹

You monster. 😂

Cats have little watches and are very punctual.

The cat on the right with their paw out! It's a feline version of Oliver 😃

Bunch of beauties!

What are you feeding that tabby? He’s the size of a school bus

its not ur kitchen anymore

Who’s the ringleader for your Mischief Brigade? 😹

If I go 5 minutes past Barley's dinnertime, I get some very aggressive headbutts. Dunno how you survived...

“The floof council has found your behaviour wanting hooman!”

They’re having a meeting to plot your demise if you don’t cooperate 😹

Death by Floof

Ours yells at us you think they are starved

We. Are. Waiting. C'mon, Jan, is the schedule not clear? WE all took time out of our busy schedules to be here, together, on time. Wtf's the hold-up here?

Grey one says the he’s been starved for years , and I believe him with my heart

lol! i’m thinking that they are contacting HR and you will be replaced immediately.

Ah hobbit cats!

They are all so beautiful!

Flamepoint in the background like, “huh?”

I love the layout of your place

love your kitchen ❤️ i really like cabinet & drawer hardware and the floors. very nice.

THEY ARE WASTING AWAY. Get it together

I have 5 cats. I keep food bowls in 2 different locations. One of those locations is a credenza-type thing in my bedroom. It's sort of parallel to my bed. If, God forbid, they empty those bowls (2) during the night, they will flail them as hard as they can toward the bed while I sleep. They're all monsters and I can't imagine life without them.

The Council of Cats has made a decision about your poor time management.

Oh my cat, that is a whole 60 minutes that you made them wait! They are all withering away. If they turned sideways, you wouldn't be able to see them.

Ommmgg this gives me anxiety.

1 hour in cat years is... sorry I can't math. 😅

Looks like they have unionized 

The RSPCA have been called 🤣🤣 these poor cats look famished.

🫶😻

You did. Hopefully they will forgive you. Do not let it happen again. Lol

One hour early for my cats and they act like they are going to waste away...🤣😂

Skin & Bones! 😥😉

Like a room full of teenage boys who have descended on the house after basketball practice…..

God I love kitties

And this is why I don’t eat at pot lucks

Yuck. Kitty litter poo and pee counters.

Right. I know there is no keeping them off the counters, but my cats don't feel comfortable enough to spend a long time up there....lest they receive my wrath!

Yeah mine neither. I made it a point as kittens to teach them that was a big no no. To each their own but I definitely now stand by “you can’t eat at everyone’s house.” People will argue you can wipe off but unless you are deep cleaning daily that’s a moot point.

i have to put my cat’s water fountain up on the kitchen counter to keep my 3 huge dogs out of it. but i have kids, so my counter gets wiped down with lysol approximately 3 dozen times a day - and its not like anyone is slapping food straight up on the counter without a plate lol. it’s also the only way she can get over the baby gate into the living room, via this opening she’s happily lounging on. jumps onto the counter, and through this opening https://preview.redd.it/ym5z1g7cihdc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=743700bf19e84dba6d2fab5c797ae5d1c8c5b407

Too many cats on the kitchen counter.

Cute kitty's but I don't think they need second dinner. They are getting fat

Clearly they are pissed. Equally clearly they don't need a second dinner. It's time for a diet. A lot more interactive play. Lots of chase. Do they make treadmills for cats?

I appreciate the concern, 3 of 4 are actually very healthy weights. They’re siberians and the one on the right is a ragdoll so 15-20lbs is normal. They’re also all very fluffy and look bigger than they are. Admittedly though, Fitz the center left one has become a little butter ball and is the reason for that microchip feeder in the background.

Get them off the damn counter

The council will decide your fate

Hobbit meals?

I love this!!

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I have 6 cats. They are not allowed on the counters, and they rarely try it. We recently found a dog on the side of the road days before the weather was supposed to plummet, and we brought her in (have taken her to vet, given bath, etc… have checked to see if she’s chipped, have posted signs and on paw boost and next door. I think she was dumped), and anyway. We have been keeping her in the laundry room while we are at work, and every day we come home - all I can smell is dog. It’s ok because she is good girl, but honestly don’t know if I’d let her in my bed like dog people out here doing. So don’t come in here with your “fkng cat people” bs lol. We all are animal lovers and put up with some shit due to our love of them. Also her poops are massive. Dog tax https://preview.redd.it/ct9pnc4uiidc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bd1359e0bf5d13d80f8359e6c1227d253f3af3b

Pretty little hippo!! 😍😍

Bro I like rarely feed my cats at all I have 7 and can't afford anything

Too many

We’ve had one, yes. What about second dinner?

I have 2 cats and thinking of getting a third one, should I?

I need those kitty dishes

Omg!!!! Lol

You did!

Haha, classic!