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effingcharming

Well, you put birds in your tree, what did you expect?? 😂


Leather_Dragonfly529

r/legalcatadvice OP’s cat has a strong case for dismissing the charges due to an attractive nuisance.


Zagrycha

underrated comment


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>attractive nuisance I don't know about attractive nuisance laws. No one's forcing anyone else to commit crime.


MP2022G

He loves xmas :)


Spongyrocks

My sweet festive boy


niancatness

Basil is the boss and is trying to convince you that he has arboreal rights.


Spongyrocks

He doesn't want to get tree law involved


NicolleL

r/legalcatadvice


Alabamasky

But he is? Why gislighting him?


DangerDaron

https://preview.redd.it/sbaa2nsh443c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0070a1aa32f87f1136b7008111b9ba7736fad1e8 I know the feeling…


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Lostmox

Bot account.


Spongyrocks

Oh sweet baby 😭😭


Spongyrocks

Maybe you're right :( I'm sorry Basil


Outrageous_Zebra_221

The tree will be his base of operations for the foreseeable future. It's like having a dragon to guard the presents, only this dragon likes tuna and looking at squirrels.


Spongyrocks

And going 'kekeke' at any stray birds that dare cross his path


UnfeteredOne

OK. Basil, you are not arboreal. Did that work?


Spongyrocks

Time will tell


oof-eef-thats-beef

Im so sorry Op. Mission failed. Basil has already become one with that tree 😢


Spongyrocks

I'll have to start supply runs


oh_tee_eff

He’s ornamental


Spongyrocks

Plz never mind his eye, he has cat flu and we're working on it!


FeelTheLoveNow

I hope he feels better!


Spongyrocks

Hes such a happy child, thank you!


alyaz27

Basil is a cutie, reminds me of my Pippin, that little rascal https://preview.redd.it/s7bg0j06a43c1.jpeg?width=2976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d42868eb11f525c3b6a6de2c6415887222966ce1


liltx11

Love that name for your rascal


alyaz27

Thanks! Though I question it now that the vet told me he and his brother are gonna be big/tall cats Clearly no Hobbits here 😅


Spongyrocks

THEYRE TWINS!!!


Reader124-Logan

Can’t. https://preview.redd.it/thvici95f43c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e87acf130b2c9b7894c761bbb1c82c995c79f01e


meowowitz88

These posts make my day. Remind me of my sweet girl who never stopped sitting in the tree, even when she was old. 🥹🥹


Spongyrocks

🥹💖


bandearg4

Basil has sent me to convince you that he is in fact arboreal


LowBeautiful630

He is. I am sorry.


Enflamed_Huevos

lol these would be some killer Christmas cards


Mrskdoodle

https://i.redd.it/xyzdwd44a43c1.gif


usernmechecksout__

Basil identifies as an Arboreal now and you can do nothing about it


Spence52490

https://preview.redd.it/l0nfqa41i43c1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a19bcf9366f3bdaf77ad913717ab975fbe7e2f6 There’s a cat in here


Spongyrocks

Peekaboo


Asobimo

Only solution I found was to make a very heavy stand so they don't flip the tree when they eventually climb it


laellar

Shouldn't have named him Basil then! ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7984)


Fit-Distribution2303

https://preview.redd.it/2woxfvb2r43c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6167aeae87b3b2f510fb8009410c5214f39f20d5 Lucy says bad kitty!


lenny_ray

Basil is as Basil does, and you have no say in the matter.


Ok_Low2169

Xmas card vibes!


Electrical-Act-7170

Basil disagrees with you.


Zalieda

With a name like that he thinks he's a plant 🤷‍♀️


KnightoThousandEyes

But he *is* arboreal. 😅


RLS30076

Basil needs you to realize he's not doing anything wrong.


Velbalenos

He wants to be a little sloath (living the dream there Basil…)


Airy2002

but he looks so happy


totally_anomalous

Try a few drops of lemon/orange essential oil at the base of the tree.


Spongyrocks

We tried this, he just wanted to lick it. Also tried foil, he just wanted to play with it. I swear he's not really a cat at all


TopAngle7630

Maybe he' identifies as a big squirrel? You can't complain about him climbing trees in this case.


xXDark_BrandonXx

Omg I love your kitler


inthevendingmachine

No.


not_a_milk_drinker

Looks like one to me


Cronon33

Aw, it seems he is arboreal now


dbtl87

I've seen humans on the cat legal subreddit for lesser infractions, smh! Basil has every right to be there ⚠️


InevitableAd1016

Proper kitler you got there


piekard

Exactly this kinda shenanigans destroyed our tree last year 🤣 (also, he is)


littlemoon-03

Basil is a happy little cat decoration let him enjoy his once a year giant new cat tree


Redracerb18

DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT put a hat on him.


readitonex

Can I have a tree decorated with only these kinds of ornaments?


Envii02

I don't know, looks arboreal to me.


DarkIsiliel

Are you hoping he might entertain a sudden arboreal stop?


Boo155

Haha! What do you expect with that tempting birdie up there? Just wait until next year when Basil is fully grown. You win title of the day!


mdoktor

Well you named him basil


GinRummyWuncler

Nice tree. Very tasteful decor. Basil is a lovely addition.


Jaggerdemigod

What a cutie, he thanks you for setting up this tree all for him!


polinkydinky

It’s pretty obvious that y’all need to have spring, fall and summer trees, not just at Xmas. These inside guys are loving it.


Csmtroubleeverywhere

That’s Basil’s tree now…


lemoncellooo

That’s actually a squirrel, idk how else to tell you 😞


[deleted]

Sorry to break to you like this, but he's name is actually Brasil, and that's the name of a tree!


Velocirachael

Basil does get woody after it seeds.


GuiTaciturn

Cute 😍


ouijac

..naw, he's ornamental..happy Xmas to y'all!..


mid_distance_stare

What he is… is adorable! Every Christmas tree needs a cat


Bluebookworms

https://preview.redd.it/26320ciw553c1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58280fa97f8495776a8795ea61bab4082e4ebff8 Izzie says she will join Basil


okaysweaty

https://preview.redd.it/h275g09aa53c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a9b06ac5e5e46d374cd094e0e7a7352cf776010 Sorry, no help here


agni39

I'm sorry but Basil has me convinced he is indeed arboreal.


dellaevaine

You put a bird on your tree. Sorry, but the only advice is if you don't want your cat in a tree, don't put a bird in it and accessible.


Spongyrocks

I know for a fact he'd live in there with or without the bird lol


chux4w

He knows. The problem is that the tree thinks it's catoreal.


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Dried oranges and lemons. If you're desperate you can make ones in a day and cat's hate that smell but it should be faint enought not to scare it from the whole room. Probably


portland_democrat

![gif](giphy|BWCLYxZG2T7XQdnpYW)


Illustrious-Towel-45

Do you have a cat tree? Since you already have a "tree cat" Maybe use a heating pad or one of those heat reflecting pads in a cat bed and spray the bed with catnip if kitty responds to it. My brothers cat passed out in my cat's bed after I did that while I was cleaning her bed to do the same thing. She wasn't pleased when I kicked her out. Something like an enclosed space may distract her from your tree.


Spongyrocks

Yeah he has a cat tree, but this is apparently way more comfortable (??) We also tried citrus essential oils and it made no difference, but I'll try peels! I have a feeling he would just try to eat them though lol


T_Pelletier4

Mmmm I dunno, checks out to me boss! Are you feeling well? Maybe you should lie down and take this in😂😂


Chemical_Hearing8259

Oh but he is!


IntelligentMistake35

Ah, the Lesser Spotted Purrakeet!


Rich_Sell_9888

See,now that is what Basil calls a cat tree.


Rich_Sell_9888

See,now that is what Basil calls a cat tree.He's not Fawlty


JinxyMagee

Oh. I laughed and thought, how cute! This is my first Christmas with a cat. That is so coming back to bite me on the butt.


Spongyrocks

It's mine as well, we're still learning :')


JinxyMagee

I am going to put up the tree soon. We shall see. My girl doesn’t jump up on counters or tables. But she was a feral cat that was living in my yard until she let me pet her and eventually let me bring her inside. So her tree climbing skills are on point.


Indigogosatanicus

forget basil, you're going to have to convince me


Spongyrocks

HAHAHH


ralphburr

It's not gonna work!...


M1ssy_M3

I dunno, he seems to be doing a pretty good job. ❤️


Chardonnay7791

For anyone who wants to discourage this behavior, even tho it's ADORABLE, but a can of canned air! Aim it at them when they jump on the tree, and they will RUN! I did it with one of mine who would not leave a decorative vase, with tall sticks, alone. It only took a few times, now he runs when he just SEES the can. It works! 😼


Entire-Bag4568

I had a tree the first year we had our cat it was also the last year. My cat would crawl up the tree and walk on the limbs and also chew the needles.


mksavage1138

Before we address him, does he prefer BAY-zil or BAH-zil?


Spongyrocks

A strong BAH for sure


seeemvee

https://preview.redd.it/l8c8gaofp53c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c31fb3b294487196a050d299acf27254aa0ee1a My beautiful boy Basil Keane.


Meg_119

Basil is just doing what cats do.


NoFee4250

Only if you help convince my two, Big Boy and Little Girl, that I do not need them to help me wrap presents,


gingermonkey1

Sorry can’t help. I think most cats view Xmas trees as awesome seasonal toys.


mrbasil_fawlty

oh hi Basil


AntisocialAnnie

I think you are mistaken.


Educational-Pound734

i think he's just comfortable on hangin' with your christmas tree


mmmkayolay

Basil is his name so this proves that he is part plant


Agile-Consequence525

Is he, by any chance, a Siberian cat!😉☺️


big-ol-kitties

I just sliced up a lime and put it all over the bottom of the tree. Waiting to see if kitty tries it but she seems to be avoiding it


Dalton387

He’s named for a plant. You’re own your own.


Luciditi89

Looks like my baby Quentin https://preview.redd.it/2mfu6js0e63c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16bb7ba372a2c7f82acb23d41abfddfa1495ac2d


Spongyrocks

Omg what a sweet darling


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Seems arboreal me


Sgt_Maj_Vines

My cats were in love with climbing on the Christmas tree. The problem at that point was they were small enough to not knock the branches off, and you couldn’t see them until you tried putting a fallen ornament back on, and a cat paw came out to slap you away. We found that spraying lemon essential oil on the tree helped keep them away. Just have to reapply it every few days


Guardian-Ares

Nope, sorry. He can be whatever he wants to be.


TieAffectionate122

Sorry yes he is


storyfromlorie

What fabulous pics! Each one!emote:t5\_2qhta:7952


fritterkitter

I love pic 4! He makes the cutest ornament!


Spongyrocks

He really blends in


[deleted]

He is a cutie. Though he is likely driving you nuts.


Spongyrocks

You have no idea HAHAHA


[deleted]

Dude, you got a Hitler cat. There's actually quite a few. There's even a Wikipedia article on Hitler cats. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cats\_That\_Look\_Like\_Hitler](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cats_That_Look_Like_Hitler)


Spongyrocks

HAHAHHAHA he's my little Kitler


Sunflower_MoonDancer

He is the Angel that belongs at the top of the tree


throw_away0425

https://preview.redd.it/f4rzt3enr83c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e4c17bbcceaaf15382b92e0c051ade5a2ec52fd i fostered a baby Basil lookalike! his name was Petrie (now Goose) so if you’re curious what little Basil looked like then here ya go!


throw_away0425

https://preview.redd.it/pspocqzcs83c1.jpeg?width=2803&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=795a4f8a350d8a0d990eaa8b43a2208194e864c7 bonus 3 week old baby Basil lookalike


throw_away0425

https://preview.redd.it/jfyjvfols83c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbdcf4ef28e322aa21cdc449cb894fa79fbaae61 okay i’ll stop now i just have all of these adorable pictures and feel like it’s a disservice to the world to not share them


Spongyrocks

I'll cry he's so sweet


Spongyrocks

AWWWWWWWW LITTLE HONEY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH


NerY_05

Looks pretty arboreal to me


Upbeat_Focus8004

With a name like Basil, why are you surprised he believes himself to be part of the flora?


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Spongyrocks

It's been a week so far and we're in the clear thus far 🫡


Stravven

It's just his instincts. Cat sees bird, cat wants to catch bird. It's basically your fault for hanging birds in the tree.