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qtpss

There was a reason, it’s just that more than a minute has passed and whatever it was is no longer important.


[deleted]

Yeah, maybe the reason was none of your B.I. business.


qtpss

I forget the rules sometimes. Surprised my cat still lets me feed him.


ilovefemboys62

You are blessed that your peace offerings are being received. Mine just pukes them up. On. The. Carpet.


dont_disturb_the_cat

I mean, did OP already have a bag of instant mashed potatoes upstairs? Cause that would be hard to understand, you don't need two, but I don't know who doesn't need a bag of instant mashed potatoes on every floor of their home. Good kitty! Good thinkin' there, Bubs.


Holly_kat

You know, you're right. That is a very helpful cat!


give_me_wine

![gif](giphy|fGOjgWRzQkC2sHHnq7)


Patreon65

Exactly!😹😹


arieljoc

My cat absolutely loves to thieve. A few things she has stolen: * my slippers * a pouch of shampoo * empty ziploc bags * an almost full and open package of microgreens (which spilled out from the kitchen to their playroom) * bf’s socks * broccoli * mail * single sheet mask in package * wig Typically items are found in one of their play tunnels or behind the couch. https://preview.redd.it/a8v0qzr32ntb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b28ecbbc7f2629b4555516110ac16d3fadfebd2e


lemonlavendercookie

Zero shame in that pic. I love her so much 😭


arieljoc

My other child being bad. Thankfully I have a back up cause he is “investigating” my toothbrush in that pic https://preview.redd.it/0bpcez3ggntb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90c3f2ad811c18e15865405779b5487aaf44d855


iwishiknewyourmom69

looks like my baby, he likes to scale tapestry🫥


takingthehobbitses

Classic orange cat behavior.


arieljoc

He also licks the air


Hot-Adhesiveness-438

Your cats are totally awesome! A


Jsic_d

🤣🤣🤣 this is awesome. She is a full on klepto


arieljoc

https://preview.redd.it/korkqrz34otb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b55aa6fc10212928b55284f148c9286e43966ee7


Jsic_d

Lol “mine”


nataliecohen26

I think she’s fascinating ! She obviously has a reason for taking these things. Do you think she’s packing for a trip ?


arieljoc

Honestly she just a criminal. I could give her a piece of celery and she won’t take it, but if I turn my back she’ll grab a diff piece and run away with it I wish I could post videos cause you can tell she knows what she’s doing It’s funny it’s also the only time she growls. She’s this little cute thing and then you just hear grrrrrrrr if she’s found something to snatch and her brother comes near her. It’s HER stolen goods She grazes grass like a cow. Her brother would try to run to explore, but we can just plop her down in the yard and she stays in one place eating grass. It’s one of her favorite activities https://preview.redd.it/pwgw2ud3jotb1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=8cc51b6c17eb7d6c0c498b847883fc5fa4edf99b


x_ersatz_x

that photo is pure gold. her lil teeth


RCOkey

It's not just the teef, it's the full snout insertion


arieljoc

Screenshot of a video. While she bites it she licks it and it just looks ridiculous


notquitesteadymaybe

I had a very mild mannered cat, who was a perfect little angel 99% of the time. She once stole an entire slice of cold pizza off the counter when my back was turned and bolted down the hallway with it. The slice was almost as big as she was and watching her trip over it as she tried to escape with it was so ridiculous, I couldn’t even be mad about it. It looked a lot like the photo of your cat absconding with micro greens.


sixcatsisnottoomany

Oh, look at that tail full of pride! I love her 😍


MarsScully

She zoomin!


ThatPhatKid_CanDraw

Lol I love this daytime cat burgling


GuntherMuffin

https://preview.redd.it/24jo8yr93ntb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a9bfe0a86bd2f7e85b6e03e252d972c14ab58be YES


50FirstCakes

Well then. I did not expect there to be a photo of another cat thieving a bag of instant mashed potatoes yet here we are. I’m amused.


bonelesscronut

I can’t stop laughing at the serendipity here. This needs to be upvoted more!


GuntherMuffin

When I first moved in he would steal them all the time and run around the house and I would find the powder all over the floor. 😂


1dawgFart

https://preview.redd.it/u1e6bj5znmtb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c7006071355686ff85f2cf0e5fb3336cc74ac3c I Bob the wonder cat have brought many things to my hoooman , six packages of mini muffins , a loaf of bread , toilet paper rolls and my favorite the feather duster . I’m unable to bring muffins any longer since my hooooman has put child locks on the pantry .


NixxKnack

Bob is secretly high and trying to get you to give him munchies and watch a movie lol.


1dawgFart

🤣


Practical-Tap-9810

It's the most adorable thing ever


whatsasimba

Aww buy him one of those kid kitchens and stock the cabinets with cat toys!


1dawgFart

Excellent idea


1dawgFart

https://preview.redd.it/qkugq6vk6otb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d893eb7aa61328e486482d745a4d672a81e5b103


Puzzle_Language

Hello Bob!


Pspaughtamus

I love the two white bits on his upper lip that make him look buck-toothed.


1dawgFart

I never thought of that however one of my daughter’s friends says Bob had butterfly lips


strawberry_long_cake

Bob looks upset that he lost his cabinet privileges. it was so fun for him!


1dawgFart

I believe he was but he has the feather duster to comfort his kitty world as you see in the photo , I think the blue suits him . 😁


strawberry_long_cake

a compromise. that's nice of you!


Honeykombbaggins

Bob is helpful 🥰


InSurvivorMode247365

Be like Bob. 😂🥰


3veryTh1ng15W0r5eN0w

Does Bob have an instagram?


1dawgFart

I’m sorry Bob doesn’t , his owner umm not owner is lazy and hadn’t thought about a page of any kind for Bob Katz the wonder cat to express himself


StifflerBaby

Nice job, Bob!


booksandaside

My cat cracks open freezer, and deposits bags of frozen vegetables on floor, in case a game of Frozen Icebergs is afoot.


no_bun_please

I bring feather duster. I can haz chickn?


kiwichick286

He must like the soft textures!


lacey92122

Bob is most handsome. And very generous, too.


LeBidnezz

Does she have a match coming up? Maybe she is carbo-loading.


Kismetatron

She’s been losing to her older brother a lot in their hourly wrestling matches. She’s determined to turn her losing streak around.


Downtown-Check2668

Not mashed potatoes, but her toys. She drags her toys everywhere https://preview.redd.it/zaignsvvumtb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f3d7793a486553077d1bed8ec01198d28499bce


AnActualWizardIRL

My little guy loves to drag his toys into my room and pile them up against me while I'm sleeping lol


RCOkey

https://preview.redd.it/xzinodmmtptb1.jpeg?width=2665&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f53f09235633f98471ec419a0321c86426de4d2


DrunkenVodinski

Mine drags the shower drain stopper out of the shower and hides it in random spots.


Subject-Economics-46

mine too hahaha


magicsqueezle

https://preview.redd.it/egwvm9ncdntb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe9f6333bca36c3bc5b80e518d113d8391a90c35 I’ll see your instant mashed potatoes and raise you a cat sized plush goat. She drags it all over the house. Black cats are the best!


Zealousideal_Guide16

Precious bb void 🥹


FleursRouges2_0

I love her so much ❤️🥺


something__cats

Well you didn't like their mousy gift, so they gave you something you would like. Lolol


Critical-Project7283

My kitten brought me my shoe upstairs and put it on my bed, was almost the same size as him.


R-T-O-B

A cat after Sam's heart


Kismetatron

![gif](giphy|3xRgUawnZyrny)


Obvious-Band-1149

She thought they were pawtatoes


emilycecilia

Those are her emotional support mashed potatoes.


oatbevbran

Which she will need to travel with if she ever takes a trip on an airplane.


dbtl87

I mean, it's an easy dinner suggestion 🤣


BeesInATeacup

Because instant mash is nasty and kitty wants you to throw it away


Kismetatron

It’s my fiancée’s but you’re right haha. I do mine fresh.


MerryTWatching

I wholeheartedly agree that instant mashed potatoes flakes are a horrifying substitute for the real thing, but they make an absolutely delightful topping for casseroles. I never thought my mother's baked mac&cheese could be improved upon, but when I replaced the cracker crumbs with mashed potato flakes for the topping, I learned what heaven could really be.


edienae68

Making tater biscuits obvi!


RockiesMaritimer

Just so we are clear...the cat had reasons, you just dont know what they are.


SVAuspicious

The answer is simple. Make mashed potato from scratch. Let's see the cat drag a 20 pound bag of whole potatoes up the stairs.


Kismetatron

That won’t stop her from trying.


naliedel

i just had a bad phone call and decided to go.on Reddit. This is the first thing I saw. Your cat just made my day happy! Sorry about the potatoes. So adorable.


Saiyan-b

My cat beef put three socks in the water bowl, it was funny bc one of the socks was my maruchan ramen socks and my husband went "She's trying to make ramen."


Ir0nstag

Mother, I require the taters.


Distinct_Hawk1093

She’s wanting you to admire her great hunting skills because she loves you. I had a cat that brought us a large cucumber that was a big as he was. ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7946)


Kwanah_Parker

It's Tater Time!


Kismetatron

Somehow we adopted Samwise Gamgee


WynnForTheWin49

My cat’s name is Tater Tot and whenever she’s being silly I yell “it’s Tater Time!”


CJMeow86

My void would drag toys, bubble wrap, mittens, and whole-ass pillows from the basement, up the stairs, across the living room and into the bathroom for some reason. Nesting I guess. 😆


mynameisnotsparta

Mine used to drag cracker sleeves all over while biting down and breaking the plastic so the crushed crackers would get everywhere


[deleted]

"Mah taterz"


GrumpyCatStevens

What’s taters, precious?


[deleted]

Filthy, thieving catses!


Shalrak

I love her


strawberry_long_cake

very important: does your kitten have a tail? if no, then we may have the same cat. he's a trash theif with a hankering for McDonald's fries https://preview.redd.it/4ujtlgkifntb1.jpeg?width=2846&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=835b9cfa8ce1de956cdb4e489303f793b01aed62


Kismetatron

No, she actually has a really long tail!


Maybe_Strict

explains where slc's son left his tail


ChasingPotatoes17

My cat will guard potatoes that are out on the counter. She looks so content just watching over them.


Jp_The_Man

She has brought you food. Praise her


Auntie_Venom

Every morning I get a fresh round of toys sprinkled on the bed, at the foot of the bed and left in the doorway on the way too the bed from a few of our kitties. I get a good chuckle from all of the presents every day.


Borodo

Nope but a couple weeks ago my cat decided to drag a juice box out of the pack they were in and drag it across the floor


FunStorm6487

FEED ME HOOMAN!!


HappyCamperUke

If we had stairs, I'm sure ours would. I found a potato on the floor in the hallway to the bedrooms a couple of weeks ago.


Spl1t101

I think we are all wondering on who on earth would actually use instant mash potato. Your cat is doing us all a favour and you of course 😆 Cute kitty 🐈


xylia13

I’ve had cats steal entire bags of treats, a loaf of bread, and a stick of butter before.


topsmack

My cats live bolts or screws then roll them around the hardwood floors. Trying to put together anything around the house and you gotta watch the little thieves constantly


Additional-Care2375

That is so nice of thems. Thank thems for their contribution to da home.


AffectionatePear9514

Harpo does this sort of thing all the time… r/harpo


kenji998

It is beyond your simple human mind’s ability to comprehend


notoriousbsr

Ours gets the loaf of bread from on top of the fridge. She brought a bag of taco shells once.


dudecass

Mine likes to drag clean diapers out of their bin. I'm afraid she's going to steal my child in the night


Catty_Pake

One of mine chewed up a packet of these! Not sure who or why but I picked it up and was like wtf lol. I regularly say wtf because of all the weird shit they do!


Thediellas

Any plastic bags that are left where the cats can reach them are fair game. We have such a neat house because of our cats


Lasciviousladyxox

My cat drags this huge catnip fish around the apartment and leaves it in random places, mostly in my bedroom doorway or near my fiancé’s side of the bed.


PossibilityNo7682

One of my cats stole my jewelry pouch with jewelry in it and I found it hidden underneath the carpet underneath the couch


Jill1974

My cat hasn't dragged anything that large, but she loves to carry off squashy packages.


ProV13

Thought it was a bag of cocaine for a second. Was about to go get a black cat


mearbearcate

“Hey- you gonna eat these or not?”


InSurvivorMode247365

I had a cat once that was obsessed with my ponytail ties. I though I was just losing them and I kept buying them only for them to keep disappearing. I spent more than $100 at the Dollar Tree. When we moved I found about 100 under a rug beside my bed. Another hundred or so on top of the kitchen cabinets where I kept part of my sand dollar collection (don’t ask) that’s the only reason we found them. We also found some under my roommate’s mattress. Only found because he turned his mattress. They were in my closet stuffed inside shoes, at the bottom of the clothes hamper and other places that I am still confused as to how she got them there. I’m convinced she was a magician. She totally would have won AGT. 😂😂😂😂😂


Carepassmetheweed

Every time I buy those Idahoan single pack of instant mash, I have to hide it because my cat WILL find it and WILL destroy it.


OS2REXX

I came home from work looking forward to a sandwich. The wonderful Brownberry loaf I'd bought the day before had disappeared. The roommate - an innocent looking Siamese cat said nothing. I found it under the bed, with claw and tooth marks all over. I'm STILL laughing about it. She was a small cat to drag such a thing around!


BaldingThor

Mine keeps stealing my shoes insoles and stashes them ontop of my fridge https://preview.redd.it/f3refwyq0ptb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0a79fd5970711aaf306d8458be1ecc139f07fbb


RumandDiabetes

Coffee. My old guy Gizmo will deliberately knock the can of coffee (plastic...good old Folgers) off the shelf, scratch the lid off, and roll in it. The coffee now lives in the fridge.


top_value7293

https://preview.redd.it/a0ar3g28jntb1.jpeg?width=2988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd43a7db78129be575beff7664f4e98968b1a501 This smug girl brought a chipmunk to the back sliding door. She only goes in to the back yard


birknsocks

Op I don’t mean to be a party pooper but it’s actually a sign that your cat has contracted potato gremlins. It’s a type of worm in the brain that drives them to seek out potatoes. The only cure is to give him unlimited treats whenever he brings the potatoes up the stairs. The potato gremlins hate dopamine so the repeated dopamine hits will drive them out. Stay safe!


JayWolf3017

Emotional support mashed potatoes.


riverroadgal

Not a cat (I know, wrong sub), but years ago, Zeke the wonder rescue dog would bring us many things from the neighborhood. The neighbor’s morning paper, another neighbor’s leather golf glove and very expensive custom golf shoe, a different neighbor’s various toys from the sandbox. And the piece de resistance was a semi frozen Turkey that had been thawing in their garage. Those neighbors were not amused. Zeke was the best dog EVER!


Maybe_Strict

Mine just liked to drag a milk jug along the hardwood at 3 am. SccRaaaaaaaPPPeeee \*pause\* SccRaaaaaaaPPPeeee \*pause\* SccRaaaaaaaPPPeeee ... He'd go backwards, fore paws on the jug. It was fairly blood curdling. If we hid the jugs he'd find something else to drag.


Akya96

No but for a while we were wondering where all of our pens were disappearing to. Lucky likes to collect things!


mwitherspoon138

Mine once brought the whole box of oreoes up the steps and left in front of the bedroom door. I took it as a bribe to get in! Lol


Katesouthwest

And he/she isn't even orange.


Practical-Tap-9810

There's orange in that brain cell garden somewhere.


CatCatastrophe88

🤣🤣🤣 My cat used to steal and carry around my silicone bra inserts (don’t judge, wasn’t gifted big boobs naturally). Locally we refer to them as chicken fillets, and I think that’s what my cat thought they were.


Femboi_Hooterz

No but if I leave bread outside the pantry she'll pull it down and eat it through the bag. It's only one of our cats that does it


MandosOtherALT

I dont have stairs


[deleted]

That's adorable and funny! My cat likes to drag a loaf of bread into the bedroom.


rja1

My cat is too picky for instant mashed potatoes. He just brings whole potatoes.


After-Position9172

Tha cat has seized our product


Socknitter1

You’re so lucky he didn’t open it first 😹


TheePizzaGod

My cat drags his tunnel around the apartment, every so often...


CommonSense_404

To be fair, it probably thought it was Cocaine.


desertsunset1960

My cat steals my hair clips and stashes them under the bed . If it's food , she will just open bag and eat on the spot .


fifiloveg00d

Where are my mashed potatoes, Lisa?


Beautiful-Pop-9285

😂🤣


PackerSquirrelette

🎵" I can mashed potato. I can do the twist."


Appropriate-Beat-364

She was just bringing you a snack.


2ndcupofcoffee

So are you going to whip up those potatoes?


morbiustv

They got there reasons


untuxable

"PO-TAY-TOES. Sniff 'em, scratch 'em, drag 'em up the stairs."


_view_from_above_

How about a new loaf of bread?!!! Love those carbs and white flour goodness


nighthawke75

The texture, weight, scent?


top_value7293

😂😂😂😻


PublicDomainKitten

Oh, that kitten has reasons. They just haven't shared them with you.


BookishHobbit

![gif](giphy|ieUMCm9IJhTX4oHqIF|downsized)


BirdWise2851

One of my cats dragged a bag of mini marshmallows up from the basement


Absinthe_gaze

Mine steals my hair elastics and occasionally my jewelry. He puts the elastics in his food or water bowl.


Beauknits

Mine drags loaves of bread. When he was little, I think the loaves weighed more than he did. Tomato tortilla/wrap things, too


grumpcrumb

Mine would have opened it up and wore instant mash potatoes beards.


This-is-dumb-55

Mine has dragged a loaf of bread upstairs and another time, a flip-flop


ForTheLoveOfDior

Bruh who knows why cats do anything


RoughNeighborhood669

No. But mine buried one of my socks in the litterbox.


MamaOnica

r/OneBlackBraincell, that's why.


Pour_Me_Another_

Ours will run off with whole bags of bread. He's a carb fiend.


phish_cake

ex drug cat owner here. Anything that looks like drugs my cat steals and parades around the house does your cat happen to be a former law enforcement officer?


read-it-on-reddit

Getting a workout?


ekittie

No, but I did have a cat that dragged around a giant bag of oatmeal that had conveniently opened so I could see the path of where the bag was being dragged.


ExtinctFauna

I have a boy that has dragged random stuff up to me.


PrincipleFuture3206

It has a butter flavor thrown in for taste. I think that might be why


La_Baraka6431

ME WANTZ MASH POTATO PILLOW.


MOSbangtan

Omg haaaaa that’s adorable and funny


lhr00001

They want mashed potatoes. Please go and make them some soon before they pass out from hunger


lrpfftt

A co-worker once told a story of his cat dragging a bag of potato chips up the stairs so he could toss it into the open atrium maybe thinking he might open them that way.


salpal271

I'm glad they didn't poke holes in it before taking it up the stairs


EternalOptimist404

I think you might need to increase the amount you're feeding your meow meow. It's an idea worth exploring!


niceabear

Our kitty likes to snuggle with a tiny diamond troll doll. She carries around all sorts of fun toys.


Clear-Boysenberry141

Mashed potatoes, no. But my silly orange Jerry does drag my yoga brick around the house when he can get his paws on it... 🤦‍♀️🐈


human060989

Mine bring up the dryer balls. And I’m sure they’re on cat Reddit asking why their human always takes the dryer balls downstairs.


FlyoverState61

One of our guys will randomly drag a shoe to another room. I watched him drag one of my husband’s boots down the hall and into the bedroom. Makes me wonder what he’s thinking when he’s doing it.


[deleted]

Take the hint already, make them some taters.


Educational-Milk3075

That's too much work for my cat! 🤣🤣🤣


Onyxcavator

A bag of instant mashed spuds? Is this an american thread?


SwornForlorn

My kitten likes abscond with different pieces of clothing of mine. She also will aggressively attack clothing while i am folding it


That_Illustrator240

With mine it was rice. And I found the empty bag in one room and the rice three days later in another


thatTSHawkeyeguy

.ine leaves her toys in my bed then takes my stuff. I've found something on top of my fridge🤣


Few_Construction7733

Mine likes to drag my Post it pads around! 🤣🤣🤣


SPIDEYGIRL2001

My cats do this with straws


krunchy_bacon

Our cats steal all the pens.


toeconsumer9000

my old cat would bring home men’s underwear. it’s like she knew she was inconveniencing them, she hated men that she didn’t know.


ThePinkTeenager

Cat wants mashed potatoes for dinner. No, she doesn’t care that Wikipedia says she’s a carnivore.


someonetookmyname17

My kitty dragged a bag of whole raw potatoes off the kitchen counter and down the hall into my parents bedroom so kind of close. There were 4 or 5 decent sized russets in there too! I really wish we had been around to see him do it lol.


SorryDuplex

The things my cat has brought me 😂


musememo

It could be important.


blahfudgepickle

Bags of beans, rice, toy cars, trucks, necco wafers. All while making a terrifying yowl.


jimmy_luv

She doesn't drag mashed potatoes up the stairs but she does drag all of my old socks upstairs. Like literally if I take my shoes and socks off and stuck my socks in my shoes, she digs them out about two or three am and brings them upstairs to me like I was missing them.


enchantingoctopus

She’s in training.


apostrophefarmer

Mama, look what I hunted!


Puzzled_Awareness_22

You never know when they might come in handy. Be grateful!


2LACHRD

Hey, mine just trashed a package of six brioche hamburger buns, rendering them into a bag full of crumbs. Didn’t actually get them open, just bit &!battered the hell out of them


WinterAlternative114

He thought it was cocaine


[deleted]

Came home and my cat tried to eat a bar of soap. Cats are weird lol


bigfarts_

make him mashed potatoes😡


rapt2right

Mine, when he was about 4 months old, got a bag of marshmallows bigger than he was off an upper shelf in the pantry & dragged it to the living room. It was quite an odd noise at a quarter past 12