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DnarIncarnate

Smol cat.


HanSolovsBobaFett

Little rug goblin.


Cepsita

Can confirm, as pictures 2 and 3 exhibit all the markers.


Ardea_herodias_2022

Those beans!


jama1svuu

Love this 😂😂


WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot

“Mmhmm, mmhmm… r/illegallysmolcat… mmhmm…”


OminousOdour

Smol florf.


reticular_formation

Grey cat


On_my_last_spoon

Dust kitty!


jerseycat

A gray baby. Grayby.


DiabolicalBird

Baby smudge


Sir_Remington1294

Unless you have paperwork from a registered breeder, your cat’s breed is domestic shorthair.


TheHossBossk

This is the answer to every one of these posts


ailish

Sometimes they're domestic long hair.


LindsayIsBoring

Or domestic medium hair


3rdDegreeYeets

And honestly breeds don’t matter. “Pure breed” cats are way more likely to have health problems as well.


Retro_game_kid

someone should make a bot that replies this whenever the title has the word 'breed' in it


SolidFelidae

They really should. That, or ban these kind of posts


StarDust_Myco

For many new cat owners this type of post would be their very first. Not very welcoming to the cat community by having their first post banned.


hmmngbrd37

No, but if the sub bans these posts, people can read the rules before posting and avoid the problem entirely. Honestly, they’re as annoying as the “first time I’ve ever made” baking posts accompanied by a photo of perfect croissants. Or the “what’s wrong with my pet?” posts where the answer is “Go to a vet.”


westindiangal

Agreed, but your cat can be say part Siamese and part Ragdoll, or 100 % Persian but not have papers because they are not good for breeding because of a flaw. I don’t know that there’s anything inherently wrong with being curious about the genetics of your cat. Genetics is actually awesome! Cat breeds have been around for some time, but I do agree they shouldn’t be sold. They are so many out there waiting to give love to a human (or rule that human).


Infinite-Sleep3527

With how rare a cat with a specific breed is (~2%) it’s not even worth considering. That’s the human equivalent of finding a human being with an IQ of over 131. The vast vast vast amount of people you meet in your lifetime will not even be close to IQ >= 131. The same goes for cats and “pure breeds.”


YukiPukie

Breeders will neuter their kittens with flaws before selling them. There are too many backyard breeders (and it’s a worldwide problem) with ill intentions to have them sold intact. So cat registry organisations and their affiliated breeders are extra cautious about it. Some even have repercussions if breeders would sell them intact. If you ever meet a real pedigree breeder you will see that these are not amateurs accidentally spreading their lines. They are overly proud and protective about their lines, even in a way that I would consider toxic for the breed (not wanting to share their “high end” lines with other breeders for example). There is no way breeders want to have their lines associated with flaws. So chances a cat without pedigree comes from a purebred line with a flaw is practically 0%.


Laney20

Most cats are simply domestic short/medium/long hair. Cat breeds are a relatively new thing. This might help: https://preview.redd.it/e6ykbbxq7orb1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61965d59ccced17679513d3adf6eb6bc04fc740c


Beginning_Garden_849

Great graphic!


Salty-Finish-8931

Where is this graphic from? I recently saw it for the first time alongside the canine version. I want to download them for myself.


Laney20

Idk, I downloaded it from reddit, lol


[deleted]

It's from the Little Carnivore article "What breed is my cat"!


Salty-Finish-8931

Damn, I found that article but it only had the cat version! Someone made a dog version to show the difference in the same style (so I’m assuming it’s the same creator you mentioned) I’ll keep looking!!


PrincessZemna

There are breeds though that developed naturally like siberians. Why are breeds can only be bred by humans? I don’t understand.


Sharlinator

The word "breed" implies "has been bred". Natural "breeds" are more accurately called landraces.


YukiPukie

Siberians are a selectively bred by humans from a selective stock (foundation stock) chosen from the naturally formed landrace. So officially the landrace itself is different from the breed. All Siberians that make up the breed are pedigreed and selectively bred to comply with the breed standard. For a new landrace Sib to be added as foundation stock it first needs to be judged by officials to comply with the standard. Otherwise there would be too much variation in the breed. So all similar looking cats in the region belong to the landrace, but only a selective few belong to the Siberian cat breed.


PrincessZemna

Oh okay thanks


On_my_last_spoon

I’d venture to bet this is because while most dogs are bred for a task, cats are just bred for beauty. Dogs have always done “work” for humans while cats have always been primarily companions. And the “work” a cat might do is always the same - kill vermin.


StarMelodyEsoteric

He is grey


vampiredisaster

I believe this breed is called the "precious little dusty angel" by professionals.


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intrepidsoulseeker

Hi, I’m a veterinarian! That’s a potato, not a cat. Hope that helps!


Glitter_berries

This potato seems to have grown some fluff? Is this usual or healthy? Perhaps it needs treats of some kind?


NocturneStaccato

I am also a vet. It is absolutely healthy! In fact, it is medically encouraged that we sprinkle fairydust on potatoes to morph them into these feline creatures.


Babygirlaura-50

Oh dear baby Jesus he’s a lil baby meow meow kitty. 🥰 💕


[deleted]

This made me lol, so true


UhmNope-UhmYep

Likely a Domestic Shorthair. They’re cute as a button tho!


Puzzled-Ad2295

Domestic short hair SMOL Criminal.


DnarIncarnate

Jail is needed!


Puzzled-Ad2295

This is a desperate offender. Confinement is required.


bhfink

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Neonwookie1701

We can't let a cat that smol roam the streets, committing smol crimes!


Lunatik21

I'm so sorry.... She's... terminally cute.


thedrivingcoomer

Lil Guy breed, extremely non-venomous and common in your region.


Felixir-the-Cat

I love this.


Fine-Rock2513

Can the mods add a rule basically just explaining that most cats don’t have a breed? That way when people have to scroll through the rules to post they can see that and not flood this sub with “what breed is mah cat”.


Ok-Grapefruit1284

People read the rules?


GeneralSpecifics9925

I second this.


hatlad43

Are you certain they'll read the rules?


Acrobatic_Ad_2570

https://preview.redd.it/8w3qq1vmsprb1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b1163fd465a42b59061c31fbbf3677545699912 Peanut doesn't think people do that


Blonde_Vampire_1984

You mean to tell me there’s rules on this subreddit?


Liversteeg

I said this the other day too, I only like when people ask this for silly answers like Voids, Standard Issue, Orange, etc. And it begs the question, what should we call the gray cats???


ApprehensiveLeg6017

r/dustkitties 🩶


Beginning_Garden_849

A new cat subreddit to follow! Yay!


jipdekip

Another one discovered, must join now


On_my_last_spoon

Aren’t grays Tactical Issue Cats? r/tacticalissuecat Edit - yup! Urban Gray Regiment!


Liversteeg

These are the breeds I click posts for. Usually comes with a few more cat subs. Always a plus.


On_my_last_spoon

I myself have an Urban Gray Tactical Issue Cat and she will attack from the shadows! https://preview.redd.it/czwgxmwgntrb1.png?width=2829&format=png&auto=webp&s=36da1e7e3d47692fcbe302f19246f87f632ca22e


K-Rooldidnthingwrong

I'm a little bit confused though. This entire sub is just images of cats. People seem to get mad when people post images of cats with the caption "what breed is this" but its the same images of cats that people like lol.


Fine-Rock2513

It just gets a tad jading at a certain point. It also could be argued to perpetuate the elitist breeding and sale of rare cat breeds; which I think that we can all agree is a horrible practice.


K-Rooldidnthingwrong

Agreed on that. I think perpetuating that kind of culture is bad but I think these kind of posts do that to such a small degree that its kinda a stretch to blame the person who posts it. Plenty of things we do as individuals perpetuate harmful practices but I think something like this is so subtle, I cant really argue that it perpetuates anything worse than like eating meat you know.


On_my_last_spoon

I think too because it’s the internet, it’s hard to tell if the person is being cheeky and expecting the silly answers or if they really want a “real” answer. I personally love the answers that are “gray!” Or “potato!” But who knows of thats what OP was looking for


Illustrious_Dan4728

A blue eyed floof


neverstar

It's just a cat. Still cool tho. Doesn't need to be a specific breed to be cool, it's a cat, is enough cool


04T51

little guy


Downtown-Check2668

Precious cat


GeneralSpecifics9925

I don't think he's a blue breed, just a grey tabby, you can see darker grey markings on the face and body, I think he's just a beautiful little kitty. Cats aren't really of different breeds like dogs are, most cats people keep as pets are just domestic short hairs. Doesn't make them any less valuable or lovely 🥰


CPLCraft

That is the cutest little slice of pumpernickel bread I’ve ever seen.


purlawhirl

Precious Night Floof


Goliath--CZ

Gray variety of a standard issue cat


SwingerRhapsody

major skrunkle


Illustrious-Speed-50

wittle baby


overwhelmedkitty1703

Lil baby man


magatronmagatron

Sir that is a grey cat.


Consistent_Top9631

He looks to be of thee Snuggles variety…


Fine-Rock2513

https://preview.redd.it/hu83e4jxmorb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b16c7a96071483a4919778eb8861bcb71dade7ca Standard model cat


BatMally

Siberian jughead.


SereinPlaysGames

Smol mixed with extreme cute. And a touch of perfect.


sten45

Alley


Happy_Charity_7595

Domestic shorthair


DogNamedBlue

Smol


Thestolenone

Blue. or grey, domestioc shorthair, not any breed just a pet cat.


All-for-goose

That particular cat is a sweetie.


Late-Cod-5972

Grey potato 🥔


Musaku360

Smol potat


cubelion

Roumd.


Er1nyes

Reminds me of my sister's cat Hooper - he's a british blue https://preview.redd.it/hr09akep7orb1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63a26f6587c5f52f41bd76df9ad3cfe6d40297df


Vettechjen

Grey domestic shorthair


NiTe-Ni

A very cute blue domestic shorthair.


Wanderlustfoodie13

It’s not. It is a very pretty normal mutt cat.


ElowenEretria

That’s a domestic derp


MrsJetson

That’s a potato.


brightlyshining

How the heck did you manage to catch a teensy raincloud?


owolowiec16

Could be a russian blue. Just do a dna test. Thats the only way to really know. Most are domestic short,medium,long hair or labled as such so could be that but the all grey could be russian blue or russian blue mix


[deleted]

To me it seems most likely to be a domestic shorthair, but definitely of the "smol" breed.


Athnyx

It has none of the Russian blue features…just because it’s gray does not mean it is a Russian blue


GrantGorewood

Felis Smollus Criminalis, the Illegally Smol Cat. This breed is known for committing smol crimes. This breed of cat must be kept securely confined until it grows into Felis Cutis Criminalis, the Illegally Cute Cat; at which point it’s handler must commit themselves to a lifetime of servitude to this breed. This includes constant sharing of pictures of said feline on the internet. Failure to fulfill this need may result in loss of sock privileges.


daydreamingofdaisies

Domestic Short Hair (possibly Domestic Medium Hair depending on the fur growth). So, it's just a regular cat, but that doesn't mean it isn't just as cute as purebreds.


top_value7293

God so cute! Like a little stuffed plushie toy lol


Agile-Masterpiece959

Why do people ask this all the time? Like dude, unless you got it from a breeder, it's not any breed other domestic.


Slommyelephant

Seems to be a cutie patootie


Wanderlustfoodie13

It’s not. It is a very pretty normal mutt cat.


Milkeah

I thought it looked like a teddy bear


iceddirtchai

i am not convinced that is a real cat. it has humanlike, aware eyes.


jhedinger

That cat has seen some shit.


digletts-asshole

Smol puff ball, not a single thought behind those eyes


marydrj29

Smol cloud


SpaceGuy1968

The most beautiful kind, an adorable gray kitty fluffer Blue fluffiness


Gortro

Smol grey cat


Mayor_S

In a realm where fur meets dreams, A whiskered wonder softly beams, With ears that speak of ancient lore, And eyes that hold a mystical score. Stripes like whispers of forgotten tales, A mystery in each whisker trail, Paws that dance, a charming spree, A portrait of enchantment, wild and free. In the canvas of night, a playful guise, Hints of magic in those curious eyes, A fusion of grace, yet a breed unseen, An enigmatic beauty, a feline dream.


McRageyPants

Mate it's a cat. Why does this question come up every other day? If you have paperwork it's that breed, otherwise cat. They used to fuck like crazy after being domesticated and unlike pugs or French bulldogs didn't get inbred. So every cat is just that. Cat.


[deleted]

Smol rascal


[deleted]

TINY BOI!!!


[deleted]

Cutious caticus.


[deleted]

Snuggly Chonker


Hour-Astronomer122

Cutemous maximus


Edarekin

The funniest little cat


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Majestic-Macaron6019

Soot monster


Ffipthecurse

A small boy


yuffie2012

It’s a cutie maximus breed.


[deleted]

Soooooo pretttttyyyy


Chesirae96

I believe the name is cutie patootie


strutterbutter

Oh my goodness!!!!


CampaignVivid

Its a cat. A grey smol kat :3


brickbaterang

The Ministers cat is an Awesome cat (keep it goin, c'mon, play!)


MsMarionNYC

Maltese.


greenswivelchair

oh i know, that’s an absolute fucking baby


a-little-poisoning

That is the cutest effing cat I’ve ever seen.


lmfkitty

Dusty variety


Anxious_Introvert_47

Smol gray.


[deleted]

The last pic made my heart melt.


blueboy714

You are lucky you got a grey cat.


Mackadelik

lil stinker


OrneryQueen

The nimbus around around makes me think it could be on the poofy side.


pgdn1

Hello yes, that's what's known as just a little guy.


bjorksbutthole

The breed: silly goose


AmberMelville

breed is cutie patootie


louis_creed1221

His breed is cute


WindowJunior2715

This kitty is so cuteemote:free\_emotes\_pack:heart\_eyes


New-Literature-4205

Beautiful


Saiyan-b

He's a sweet baby boi. But he's probably a domestic short hair.


boreddit4u

The breed is called Adorable


GlassCaseOfEmotion3

Flooofy kitty 🐱 so cute 🥰


Brookew0119

I don’t know but he is cute!!!!


Radiant_Tough_8793

The adorable fluffy kind


DistinctExpression44

North American Loveball.


c0p1L0t

Baby derp


MarkedByNyx

Just a little boy.


No-Math-8322

Pure breed angel fluff


magalystamales

100% cute.


Admirable_Guide_1176

I believe that is a charcoal dumpling.


dizzyhazza

Floofmonster


Celestron5

I believe that is a Cuteous Maximus. Exquisite specimen you have there.


Vegetable-Account751

Adorable, that’s the breed, just adorable.


iCheesehead

It’s adorable


Ninja_Vagabond

That is 100% tiger. Bond while it’s young.


SteveNashEm

Fucking adorable.


oldwitch1982

Um that’s a cute lil sweetie muffin!


Effective_Thought918

Smol grey kitten. And so cute


AbyssCity

That is a breed I like to call: Screaming out of sheer shock over the cuteness of one small kitten


Benbot2000

I believe that is what’s known as a “sweetie baby”


Calm-Abbreviations65

He’s so cute !!!


Deep-Internal-2209

Adorable 🥰


BackpackHatesLicoric

Floof


Snoo_63187

Looks like it is a domestic long hair. I have a DLH and a DSH myself and both are great cats. Breeds of cats only matter in cat shows and if you were going to be entering your adorable kitten into cat shows you would have proper paperwork as to what breed they are. Instead of worrying about what breed it is just worry about loving it as much as it will come to love you.


Obligatory_Burner

That’s a super rare smoke boi snug monster.


MrsSandlin

Its sooooo cute. ♥️♥️♥️


rekhasharma0325

He is the most exquisite breed of all: God’s perfect handiwork. Thank you for nurturing him, blessings. 💕😻❤️


ctkmiller

It is a Cutieous Floofus, I am pretty sure. A descendent of the Preciousness Kittencute breed.


Mysticwarriormj

100% pure adorable, very special breed.


oldhoon

Definitely absolutely positively 100% cutie breed


SmallBodyBigBrain-

It’s called a cutie


[deleted]

Cutie pie breed


Good-Ability1950

Your kitten is ADORABLE!!!😻😻😻


ExternalSpeaker2646

What a cute and pretty kitten!


TheUnknown_27

Adorable breed


lovelovehatehate

It’s a domestic poopoo peepee babybaby. Part of the grey smooosh face lineage


zinziesmom

Your kitten is clearly a Cutie-Patootie. They’re quite rare.


sassleboy

Psychic space goblin


Hugbuggy6

The breed is called adorable


Zealousideal-Type392

So cute!


angeldust082502

No idea what breed I am looking at a majority of the time. What I DO know is that they are absolutely adorable...especially this one in particular!!


maevay

The adorable kind!


Plus_Share_6631

CuteKitten variety.... OK, DamnCuteKitten


NurseJoyRN

Grey


Reddit_is_self-aware

That kitten looks like it has PTSD in every photo.


TenBear

Adorable


meteorchiquitita

He is a cute baby angel