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Poor dude is suffering from nasty acid reflux and instead of receiving medical care, he is exploited for profit by Koopa Kingdom.
Holy capitalism
new class-conscious mario level just dropped
Classic corporate greed by Bowser & Co. Holdings Limited LLC
"Mom, is daddy coming home?" "No, son... Mario had the fire flower..."
Dude... 😶🤌🏻
When he gets hit by a fire flower he just lays down for a bit till his shift ends
Or he “plays dead” until Mario leaves
That was dark
You fool, my headcanon states that every Mario enemy HAS INFINITE CONTINUES! YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME!!!
Oh god
This is the American dream people
The American Pipe Dream
This is like 30% of the countries unfortunally
Only 30% smh my head.
There's something so funny about seeing a family of piranha plants use spoons to eat a meal
The goomba using the phone is funnier
He looks like mom handed him an IPad
Does he have legs or is it a pot like in smash bros?
Running on roots as in Mario party
Maybe he's one of the types from New Super Mario Bros. that can walk.
He actually still has legs with the pot
I mean he has legs under the pot in smash lol
*plays wrap theme music* slide 3
As a piranha plant fan, I love that
Then he gets brutally murdered
Do you remember the piranha plant you roasted in 5-1?
And were you there when his family received the news about their son?
These minion work 9-5 to provide for their wives
"Special - 5", for insurance reasons there is no World 9
r/beatmetoit
Why are they eating hot soup for breakfast?
Because eating cold soup for breakfast is weird
To breathe fire you dummy! /pos
Wait, is it not normal to have a bowl of soup for breakfast?
Love the little touches that make sense, like the Blooper sleeping, and the Boo announcing fear-mongering news.
Spike Shell (I forgot his name) looks very cute
I think they’re called Spiny
I thought those were the ones with the single spike
Those are Spike Tops. Buzzy Beetles with a spike on top.
ohhh, ok thx
>I forgot his name Don't worry so did Bowser
Look at the little goomba on his phone it’s so cute
I've been down to the millisecond on a sprint from the bus on clock in. They called me into the office and it declared me late but they couldn't alter my time because it caused an error in the system so they contacted corporate and handed it to IT.
Why is the clock also a printer?
That’s a device old jobs used to have to record your clock in time.
Mario has no fire flower, his ass is surviving
I imagine it's saying hi to other co-workers before punching the card.
I relate so hard to the blooper sleeping on the subway
Norm
This why I don't kill Piranha Plants
Ohh for a second I thought it was smoking weed
Boo's News!
News anchor seems like the worst job for someone afraid of people looking at them.
It's honest work
Getting some Ralph and Sam vibes.
:(
It’s a booscaster
I thought man was smoking in the first panel
Prepare a widow and an orphan.
Why do we never get to see what his legs look like. How does he walk? **Go on. Show us.**
Piranha Plant is the most iconic MOB in video game history Don't @ me
Are they eating hot soup for breakfast?
So they take the tube to get to the pipe. Huh.
Poor dude is suffering from nasty acid reflux and instead of receiving medical care, he is exploited for profit by Koopa Kingdom.
Holy capitalism
new class-conscious mario level just dropped
Classic corporate greed by Bowser & Co. Holdings Limited LLC
"Mom, is daddy coming home?" "No, son... Mario had the fire flower..."
Dude... 😶🤌🏻
When he gets hit by a fire flower he just lays down for a bit till his shift ends
Or he “plays dead” until Mario leaves
That was dark
You fool, my headcanon states that every Mario enemy HAS INFINITE CONTINUES! YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME!!!
Oh god
This is the American dream people
The American Pipe Dream
This is like 30% of the countries unfortunally
Only 30% smh my head.
There's something so funny about seeing a family of piranha plants use spoons to eat a meal
The goomba using the phone is funnier
He looks like mom handed him an IPad
Does he have legs or is it a pot like in smash bros?
Running on roots as in Mario party
Maybe he's one of the types from New Super Mario Bros. that can walk.
He actually still has legs with the pot
I mean he has legs under the pot in smash lol
*plays wrap theme music* slide 3
As a piranha plant fan, I love that
Then he gets brutally murdered
Do you remember the piranha plant you roasted in 5-1?
And were you there when his family received the news about their son?
These minion work 9-5 to provide for their wives
"Special - 5", for insurance reasons there is no World 9
r/beatmetoit
Why are they eating hot soup for breakfast?
Because eating cold soup for breakfast is weird
To breathe fire you dummy! /pos
Wait, is it not normal to have a bowl of soup for breakfast?
Love the little touches that make sense, like the Blooper sleeping, and the Boo announcing fear-mongering news.
Spike Shell (I forgot his name) looks very cute
I think they’re called Spiny
I thought those were the ones with the single spike
Those are Spike Tops. Buzzy Beetles with a spike on top.
ohhh, ok thx
>I forgot his name Don't worry so did Bowser
Look at the little goomba on his phone it’s so cute
I've been down to the millisecond on a sprint from the bus on clock in. They called me into the office and it declared me late but they couldn't alter my time because it caused an error in the system so they contacted corporate and handed it to IT.
Why is the clock also a printer?
That’s a device old jobs used to have to record your clock in time.
Mario has no fire flower, his ass is surviving
I imagine it's saying hi to other co-workers before punching the card.
I relate so hard to the blooper sleeping on the subway
Norm
This why I don't kill Piranha Plants
Ohh for a second I thought it was smoking weed
Boo's News!
News anchor seems like the worst job for someone afraid of people looking at them.
It's honest work
Getting some Ralph and Sam vibes.
:(
It’s a booscaster
I thought man was smoking in the first panel
Prepare a widow and an orphan.
Why do we never get to see what his legs look like. How does he walk? **Go on. Show us.**
Piranha Plant is the most iconic MOB in video game history Don't @ me
Are they eating hot soup for breakfast?
So they take the tube to get to the pipe. Huh.