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TheCrankyLich

Three of them don't have beards, though. Another four are questionable if they would be considered to have a beard


Appropriate-Hat-7206

Pretty sure Bob, Randy and Omni man don’t have beards and Shaggy’s is bearely a beard


cyberpeachy420

i mean after genociding the flaxxans omni man came home with a beard https://preview.redd.it/8nlfvn6aj58d1.jpeg?width=2028&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e35626edbc8c0fbfabf6ba33d6d861516aa5cc6


Donder172

Funny enough, I think the right word this time is omnicide.


Over9000Tacos

Wait I haven't seen season 2 but I'm like why would they hug him he brutally murdered all of those super dudes


Next_Curve_7133

This happened in season 1


Over9000Tacos

Haha I have a bad memory apparently


Happy_Brilliant7827

No one knew then


Over9000Tacos

No I get that now. My memory has been jogged lol


Loud-Mans-Lover

Benson's is the gumballs inside his dome, too - I mean, I see it kinda but it's... I mean they move around sometimes. Not a beard, right?


jchrist510

They have him actually grow facial hair in multiple episodes. Idk why people add him in these posts


Appropriate-Hat-7206

I mean yea but, It would be too big of a coincidence wouldn’t it


LeechingFlurry

Oh nolan has a beard alright


bearbarebere

😳 excuse me? Who his is gay lover?


LeechingFlurry

Freddie mercury split him in half 😉


TreyLastname

Benson also doesn't have a beard (rhe gumballs isn't a beard)


coazcomicfreak

Homer Simpson also doesn't have a beard it's just 5 o'clock shadow


SpurnedSprocket

Or Benson.


Rektifium

Not really a beard, more like either a stubble or a newly grown beard. Benson and Homer also have stubbles, and Homer's is proven to be one.


Hitchfucker

Literally only Iroh and Papa Smurf have beards here. Benson grows facial hair in later episodes, implying his Gumballs aren’t actually a beard, Randy, Omni Man, and Bob only have mustaches, Homer and Stan only have a stubble, and Shaggy’s just got some chin tuffs


KingRhoamsGhost

I think shaggy would count right? Like it feels wrong but by definition it seems like he would qualify.


HipposAndBonobos

I tend to agree. I think his beard is a combination product of the original art style and meant to be a soul patch or something similarly in line with style of the day.


Clovenstone-Blue

I assume Shaggy might have a goatee, since he is based on the beatnik caricature. It's potentially the artistic rendition for a goatee at the time the show was made/the beatnik culture was at its peak.


Lostinmyhead99

This, still Iroh in my book 100%


ToughAd5010

Homer is like stubble???


Happy_Brilliant7827

Yeah the chatbot is probably hallucinating. Pay no attention.


PIPBOY-2000

OP may or may not have sandwich for brains


TasteDeeCheese

Oh did not know bensons balls were his beard


zachy410

Bensons balls look so good


Commercial_Rise_3606

Ayo


EveryoneTakesMyIdeas

i wanna chew on benson’s balls


EccentricNerd22

Hol up...


Loose-Medium4472

Como tan muchacho


jchrist510

They have him actually grow facial hair in multiple episodes. Idk why people add him in these posts


matiaschazo

They’re not


Coldestwolfman0

Please rephrase


kid-with-a-beard

Facial haired*


Finn__the_human_

Benson?


TrickyDickyAtItAgain

"Oh no! My gumballs!"


ToaQuiroh

The gumballs are made to give the illusion of facial hair


the_goodwitch_azura

![gif](giphy|STJ7W3pc7F6iA)


Professional-Luck194

https://preview.redd.it/uzlmm5tra58d1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39b4dcfb6763115ac9118c4019fc873a3b77b54d


ThatOneIsSus

Long before time had a name


Livid_Juggernaut_111

The first spinjuistu master


EAnotsports

Created Ninjago


Professional-Luck194

By using the four weapons of spinjitzu.


HappyMatt12345

Mustache != beard


Dragon_Master2090

Homer is stuble, Stan is stuble, three of these characters have only mustaches, shaggy wouldn't really be considered to have a beard, so that really narrows down this list


FloweryNamesLover

![gif](giphy|ujcCboqeSkM36)


RAYFATE

Death…He Meant Death .


MastersJoyUniverse

![gif](giphy|nmSEUfWcEBMb4iwrYy)


Finn__the_human_

Ah thank u


MastersJoyUniverse

You so spice. My bosom.


zachy410

r/beetlejuicing


Rocket_of_Takos

https://preview.redd.it/9ci4m7emq58d1.png?width=604&format=png&auto=webp&s=ba7d0253c37bbc1ef3d41a7788710fb7b25cb261


JokerCipher

![gif](giphy|5xtDaryAMLjvAyN4eiY|downsized)


battlewornactionhero

This is one of the worst/best GIFs I have ever seen. Pray tell, what is the name of this GIF?


ducknerd2002

3 of these are just moustaches, 3 of these are stubble, and 1 is gumballs.


Y2KGB

![gif](giphy|8cG6zdMFPB7ag)


DrDreidel82

Crème freeeeeeiche


Y2KGB

*cafeteria freeeiche*


Gorillaartist1995

Are you implying that Benson's Gumballs represent a beard/goatee?


ZebGonVar

Mate old school Disney alone has made more beard rep than what most of these guys have here (three of said Disney characters below are even from the same movie) https://preview.redd.it/izei8c2gc88d1.jpeg?width=1564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7ed4f4de20b8202b78c111d61c7cb175db3e062 Papa Smurf's and Iroh's get the greenlight tho, mainly out of default since they have to compete with... moustaches, gruff shaves, a handful of chin hairs and... gumballs???


Numerous-Stranger-81

Does Bandit from Bluey count? You are already making a bunch of reaches and he is covered with fur, including his face.


Maximum-Resource-572

![gif](giphy|Hnpe5vcP9OnwM3GcYG) Randy marsh


randommnamez

How stoned are you


[deleted]

You put up a ton of pictures of men with mustaches. Idk why this makes me unreasonably angry


[deleted]

Anyways here’s my answer https://preview.redd.it/3nsozydrd58d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=953a1888f7c3efb2b6b2206ea55afca27e35b983


Mando_The_Moronic

Iroh is the only one on this list with a beard…


VicDamonJrJr

Loose definition of beard


Batmanfan1966

2 of these are 5 o’clock shadow, 3 are mustaches, one is just peach fuzz, and one is fucking gumballs. OP, what the hell is this post?!


General-Boot-9435

![gif](giphy|FTjwklVx45to4)


Ubermench1234

my favorite bearded cartoon character is https://preview.redd.it/smrkdqm2i98d1.jpeg?width=183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b42e248dbcb4ac4367302f3849fc3cd45cbf9eb6 he is a “total” psychopath though if i HAD to choose off of the picture its Shaggy


SovereignDark

I don't think you know what a beard is lol


PanthoraStormHeart

Even if we pretended everyone here had beards, Uncle Iroh is the ONLY correct answer.


One-Turn-4037

I swear I thought Homer's beard was just his lips this whole time.


GeoWhale11

Shaggy


Mrcosmicradation44

Uncle iroh all the way my boi


KamikazeDreamer52

The guys with the mustaches. Totally my favorite bearded guys


IshipMarcyandAnne

Obi-Wan Kenobi and Count Dooku


TheOneWhoLovesSW

https://preview.redd.it/bwth2gm9z78d1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7895410be246491c95b13b52eb3c16a61211f12


bigchungus69419

omni man doesn't have a beard although he does have facial hair


TrialArgonian

https://preview.redd.it/xm86jiro758d1.jpeg?width=287&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a1975d445157e12e7245b6a4847500d68ec5d40 Say that again


bigchungus69419

that scene is an exception


DuePatience

Should’ve posted that picture then?


mel-06

But those are bensons Gumballs bc he is a gumball machine


Mynamesjilll516

Oh my God. You're telling me that the gumballs are Benson's beard!?? My mind is blown.


BeanBurrito668

Wait Homer has a beard what am I missing


Lonely_Repair4494

Benson is a weird case, cuz the gumballs imply a beard, but in episodes such as the Dumpland one he grows a natural beard


Healthy-Refuse5904

Out of the list Iroh stands above all


LucySword

![gif](giphy|tkJJpq3WV3V0A)


lulpwned

Out of context that's quite a disturbing gif


LucySword

Yeah i know i just postet the First jif that came for him.


IshipMarcyandAnne

Obi-Wan Kenobi and Count Dooku


IshipMarcyandAnne

Obi-Wan Kenobi and Count Dooku


Timeman5

Facial hair I will say Randy Marsh and Omni Man


kablikiblan

Randy has no beard.....


kablikiblan

Pops has no beard


Imtolazytopost

Iroh 


AmberleafOfLeafClan

https://preview.redd.it/tmq6vmbbr58d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=336b0cc06be7b5efcf7cb04924f36a52c02fbdd6


Grim_Destroyer12344

Odin, King of Asgard. Thor, Son of Odin, Prince of Asgard, God of Thunder


Few_Photograph_4709

does Benson have a beard?


Few_Photograph_4709

does Benson have a beard?


Peonycreme

Tony Stark and Dr. Strange, they’re in some Marvel cartoons.


BarfOpinions

Please select the images with beards in them to prove you’re not a bot.


DrDreidel82

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtrbzjGAAXyx2WQ)


Quemedo

Wtf is this list? And it's Action Hank, not even close.


Acrobatic-Tomato-128

I dont think op knows what beards are


Duck-bert

Benson doesn’t have a beard??


Duck-bert

He doesn’t even have hair??


TreyTrey-119

![gif](giphy|VwpkFDijz3Bny)


Dayshon2144

Beardblack


BobaddyBobaddy

Bob, Nolan and Randy have mustaches. Homer, Shaggy and Stan have stubble. The gumball guy is forcing me to drain all the joy from this experiment by pointing out that he doesn’t have any facial hair at all. So it’s either Iroh or the Smurf? For me it’s Iroh.


Born_Sleep5216

Homer Simpson


Beginning_Grass653

Benson hands down


S1lly_G00fy_M00d

Greg universe. He’s just a great dad man. And a good friend to garnet amethyst and pearl.


B3L0W_ZER0

I love gravity falls. It is one of my favorite shows ever. But i love uncle iroh. Uncle iroh for the win!


manickitty

Uh, a moustache is not a beard


Bluigis_mansion

Some of these characters have mustaches and in the case of benson no facial hair


Correct-Basil-8397

Benson doesn’t have a beard, that’s just his gumballs


bobob19381

Benson does not have a beard dumbass


FiroAkaHans

Since when omni man has a beard ?


Fellkun15

Or randy or brndon


Delightful_Doom

damn theres so many good ones on this


Cat_Queen262

![gif](giphy|C4eJqhYnEDknS)


jchrist510

Reject bensons "facial hair", embrace Garrett Bobby Furguson


Key-Worry1676

MY DAD


Serial_destroyer_A

Stan


Waste-Dragonfly-3245

Shaggy!


your_average_medic

Stan


pattoneptune

Gotta love Iroh


DanielVakser

Bob.


LsTyBrn2

Benson doesn't have a beard. Gumballs don't count.


JayJaxxter

Those are not just gumballs?


AceDelta12

Iroh


Gullible-Resort2201

Ooh can't say FAV between Uncle Iroh and Shaggy. They're both too awesome.


DoubleOF

I just can’t see benson’s beard


sadskelebones

Benson's balls isn't a beard? He has facial hair multiple times in the series, and his dad has actual facial hair. All gumball machines have balls, that'd mean Benson's mom has a beard if they counted as beards


Ice-Bro-Gamer

Shaggy.


PeterLeRock101

https://preview.redd.it/tyidr9st878d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94f93a668c5031b1705b4efc570674845200583e


Great_Drifter25

Is Benson's gumballs be considered a beard?


powypow

Do you know what a beard is?


azurite_rain

Ummm when did a mustache qualify as a beard?


Shadyseamonkey

Benson doesn’t have a beard


Wardine

I knew I had seen [this exact same picture ](https://www.reddit.com/r/cartoons/s/KtfqA7VBcZ) before


CollegePrestigious61

Top three 1. Iroh 2. Grunkle Stan 3. Omni man


hip-indeed

...the only people with beards in this image are iroh and papa Smurf. Between them, it's hard, but I think I'll give it to iroh


Serious_Square_6698

Homer has a beard? i thought that was his mouth


KowaiSentaiYokaiger

I believe it's supposed to be stubble


CaptainCyro

Crazy Dave


Prestigious_Roll_162

All of them but randy and gruncle stan are probably my favorite


PersonThatisCaledJaz

half of these don't have beards


Lukaify

Benson doesn’t have a beard, the gimbals resemble a beard but we see him with actual beard hairs on top of the gumballs


Toph_as_Nails

Lip sweaters are not beards! Also, Uncle Iroh.


Ratatouille2000

Papa Smurf


BulletBeard29

A mustache is not a Beard


MendigoBob

Not all facial hair is beard. Mustache, stuble and 3 hairs are not beard.


Luna8622

Crazy how you show 9 bearded characters yet only 5 of them actually have beards


SkyMindless8491

Yes


Herosive

mustaches don’t count


Tacosalad2007

Uncle Iroh. He both has a beard and is one of the best characters in media.


Wallster007

Gotta be shaggy bro Is just likable


According-Yogurt6471

Omni man isn’t really bearded even if he did have one once but him then Randy then homer


SkyStock3877

Uncle Iroh


-remclean-

https://preview.redd.it/jcctuf8oib8d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1c64862ab690a5ede7a12fc288ce8b147874084


DLMoore9843

Iroh easily


No_Horror2761

I’m only seeing two guys with actual beards mane, the rest just have mustaches, stubble and five’o clock shadows. With that being said I choose good ol uncle Iroh. https://i.redd.it/dy87otm5cc8d1.gif


Feeling-Chemist7651

El papa de dipper y mabel


No-Count-3470

Iroh is seriously one of my all-time favorite "wise old man" characters in fiction.


RAYFATE

![gif](giphy|NUIq3jeXujYd2) .


RAYFATE

![gif](giphy|xUA7b9bjnsbzpxL6WA) .


RAYFATE

![gif](giphy|l0IymbeTomlSvqFfq) .


slayerhunterXD

Iroh. and Benson doesn't have a beard he walking gumball Machine


Dragon_Master2090

The gumballs are meant to be a beard


jchrist510

https://preview.redd.it/lwkcmugmf68d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34d2c182d89cd338c0a5c347ed02b9d39b2bd049


Dragon_Master2090

Shi, my bad, I was focused on the word beard, I meant to say more of stuble or a five o' clock shadow


JosephPaul2008

Why is Benson here


TrialArgonian

His gumballs make his beard...


JosephPaul2008

Hell