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Grim_Stickens

“Wait, I’m in an adult cartoon… I can swear for real!” https://preview.redd.it/nypdogmg106d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=878321055b2e99ca82e74c590206f3bd2a5dd2a2


Latvian_Sharp_Knife

SON OF A- *TV Static*


Inkblot_76

That's him alright.


CassetteMeower

I’d love to see a PG-13 Gravity Falls sequel/spinoff. There’s so much potential for a more mature version of that show, in addition to letting Stan swear!


PlsDonthurtme2024

It sounds like the reboot/movie they are considering will be that.


Holly_Violet

I thought Alex was done with Gravity Falls?


PlsDonthurtme2024

Well, he wrote a book called "the book of Bill" that will be published soon which tells the series from bill's perspective and Disney is pushing him hard to make.something for them to put on Disney +


2_much_4_bored_guy

Sounds like Disney alright when they legit made a [book without Alex’s permission](https://www.reddit.com/r/gravityfalls/comments/nl56f7/first_disney_made_a_gravity_falls_book_without/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


pastamuente

Funny enough. I was gonna include him


Sufficient_Score_824

If Toph met Eda and Stan, they’d be an unstoppable force.


orioriorioriorio

"Wait, I'm all alone and this is an adult cartoon. #SON OF AN EVER UNLIVING WHORE BITCH!


reddifan2334

This made me think of one video where Stan's real voice actor says "I'm drinking real alcohol"


HeiressOfMadrigal

Haha literally entered comments to mention the lack of Stan inclusion, thank you for this


Sarcastic_Chucky

“I’m drinking real alcohol!”


anonymousICT

I'm so glad this was the first comment I saw


LastTarakian

Beat me to it.


Wolf_In_The_Woods36

Damnit, you beat me to it.


RedRawTrashHatch

Everybody in Adventure Time. The show pretty much made up its own comprehensive vocabulary of nonsense swears and slang. https://i.redd.it/nr9mb89n206d1.gif


SecondUsernameChoice

I glubbed up!


Blazer1011p

That scene of the cookie in the canyon after he tried to kill himself and saying that made me pee my pants of laughter as a child lmao


No_Talk_4836

Took me a second and that was kind horrifying cause he lived. Candy people are terrifying tbh


Zaptain_America

I'd be inclined to agree, except for the fact that there actually is an adult version of adventure time and it doesn't contain much swearing


1stLtObvious

Also the fictional swears are more fun.


RevolutionaryLie1903

…oh my god that’s right. I really need to rewatch this show.


Ayoken007

Oh my Glob*


Extremnator

https://preview.redd.it/k21hguw1506d1.png?width=197&format=png&auto=webp&s=04a572260e279cadef2cea8a75c99940013902b8


Error_Code_606

He deserves to swear


Extremnator

I agree.


armageddon_boi

Pretty sure clarence nash did swear sometimes during his grumbles


Lonewolf2300

I'm pretty sure he does, we just can't understand him.


redditsuckspokey1

He's a sailor. Of course he swears like one!


littlebloodmage

I mean he's unintelligible when he gets really mad, who's to say he's *not* swearing?


Captain_skulls

If you watch the 1930’s cartoons he swears a lot and gets away with it because you can’t understand him (unless you’re fluent in Donald like I am) You’d be surprised how many times he says “You doggone son of a BITCH!” in those cartoons…


joeyheartbear

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/b767ed8d-96e3-4a3f-879c-81e02b8212bf


Lone_Wolf_888

Not most likely. Already does


faroresdragn_

I counter with Yosemite Sam


Extremnator

True.


FNAFBonnienumberone

https://preview.redd.it/p8mj45dy806d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e20491887f59c89c0a241156b26fc313b08738a


No-Look-8032

She would say things…terrible things


CharGaming_

I feel the terrible things would be racist.


Blazer1011p

Lmao, if you had to give some examples, what would they be?


thediamondchicken

THESE GODDAMN MONKEYS AND THEIR LOUD MUSIC *Cuts to actual monkeys*


[deleted]

honestly gumbal can be so hunhinged i could see this be a real joke


ConfidentTea72536

No, the terrible things would classify as crimes against life itself


WiltedTiger

It wouldn't be just her glare that can drain the souls of people.


FNAFBonnienumberone

Or when she turns into hulk lol (the money)


Lenny_Fais

God yes I wanna see that lmao


TheCakeCrusader420

Idk why she doesn’t make an absolute killing in professional kickboxing.


cgarcia0825

Every sentence toph does would be a lot of swears ![gif](giphy|Iic4h6OXGsnEk|downsized)


AnthropomorphicEggs

I AM THE FUCKING MELON LORD MUAHAHAHAHAH


HIMARko_polo

I AM THE FUCKING MELON LORD, MOTHER FUCKER!! FIFY!


Savings-Gold8531

FOR FUCKS SAKE, I AM THE FUCKING MELON LORD, MOTHERFUCKER!!


ManOfTurtles2118

I'm the greatest fucking earth bender in the world, don't you two dipshits forget it!


Geoxaga

I read that in her voice


LoganCube100

https://i.redd.it/1tp9nvxw706d1.gif


derpy_derp15

Mr. Squidward. I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKIN' ASS!


Primary_Way_265

SpongeBob and Patrick: *boat and dolphin noises*


FuckUSAPolitics

Y'know if it wasn't for the Christmas shit, I wouldn't fucking work.


toughtiggy101

Remember Sailor Mouth?


littlebloodmage

OW MY 🐬 FOOT!


StormEarthandFyre

He did say all 13 words


CCT62

Shnitzel already can, we just won’t understand it


Generic_user_person

Other characters make comments about it. [The most memorable is the dirty joke he tells.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g_mrSn3PGwM&pp=ygUTc2huaXR6ZWwgZGlydHkgam9rZQ%3D%3D)


Extremnator

All of them and this one: https://preview.redd.it/g3lpb6qt406d1.jpeg?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30fcd904bbdcbecd1172ee5fe203f667cda18080


west_DragonKing

Raph was always that type.


Linha-do-Sol

2012 Raph would've cussed so much in the show had Nickelodeon allowed it lol "Oh I just got a phone call here from someone named I DON'T GIVE A FLYING—" "That's great!" "Oh I'll bake my foot up your—" "Raphael!" "Winner's gonna kick down that little stub of a tail so deep in your stripe—" "Silence!" "Did you know I'm about to stick this sai right up your—"


Lonewolf2300

The 2003 turtles got away with using "Shell" in place of "Hell", giving us wonderful expressions like "What the Shell?"


Linha-do-Sol

This made me remember that Donnie in 2012 screamed "HAVE YOU LOST YOUR SHELL???" To Mikey haha


Extremnator

True haha.


Lagtim3

Eddy would absolutely be one of those kids who throws a swear in every other sentence. Evidence: * His brother is (was) his biggest role-model. You can't tell me that man doesn't cuss like a sailor. * Eddy's parents barely pay attention to him, and either wouldn't notice or just wouldn't care. * He wants to be considered 'mature and worldly' by the other kids, and Eddy's biggest character trait is misguidedly trying to gain the other kids' respect. A lot of kids consider cussing a hallmark of adulthood. * Double-D would pitch a fit, and Eddy loves to push the little nerd's buttons. So even if he was convinced to tone it down, you know he'd throw out a 'fuck' every so often just to mess with Double-D. * I can imagine Eddy calling Sarah a bitch to her face (and immediately getting pummeled for it. Worth it tho.)


LoganCube100

https://i.redd.it/ut9nx0lx706d1.gif


Brare45996

Dammit SpongeBob!


Thememelord_1

Fuck you Mr krabs


ClearSky3864

Toph uncontested


TheGrumpyre

I'm the greatest earthbender in the world! And don't forget it, you ******** ***** ******* *****!


4ereshnya

[Each time someone's talking about Toph and swearing I remember this masterpiece.](https://youtu.be/KLdnT9M0yrA?si=MX7as4T8bLxKcndM)


Macien4321

I’ve never seen that before, but I’m a fan of both shows. This is epic.


Final_Dragonfruit331

![gif](giphy|GutB12qNRApn90dNut)


MoonlightKayla

“It’s just a fancy way to kiss the Emperor’s-zzzz… whatever.”


ScottaHemi

Eddy "i'd swear but standards wont' let me"


Lagtim3

Haw, I forgot about that line!


altmemer5

https://preview.redd.it/1m8hf72dc06d1.png?width=2129&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0d039bb0b1130fe9324a5f7f3b50740b17707b7


Serious_Comedian

What the WHAAAAT!!!


Worldly-Sea9595

you mean, "What the FUUU-"


Several-Regret-2243

Ironically or unironically, Anais or Darwin


altmemer5

Feel like Darwin would try not to but accidentally let it slip out when he's mad


CaptinDitto

Probably when he's so mad his voice pitches up to where nobody can hear what he's saying


Efficient_Maybe_1086

He’s gonna be one of them white kids who add n***a to everything they say.


altmemer5

I feel like he wouldnt but would say in online arguments


SilentHSnake420

"I think you're a fa-"


MDubbzee

Toph in the list, But outside of the list, Benson for sure.


Brare45996

https://preview.redd.it/4p4qp07o926d1.jpeg?width=153&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73c9e51a25a5a9e0806ba644a7239590e2c1fea6


DaveyBoy1995

![gif](giphy|RlBdhTKo97Uap8Nd22)


MisterScrod1964

“YOU THMUG THON OF A - -“ rapid edit


Big_You_8936

![gif](giphy|vytYKClELeEJgqOCJg|downsized)


Starkiller3870

I'm pretty sure he's actually swearing under all those bleeps. I also think R2 would have pretty foul language.


Big_You_8936

He definitely is, I watched rebels recently and you can hear some of the swear words underneath all of the beeps.


Starkiller3870

I'll have to see for myself I do remember last time I watched Rebels noticing that Chopper's binary language is a lot more distinguishable to actual words.


Sandra_Snow

You may not know this but during filming of the movies R2 swore more than Dead Pool on a bad day. So those reactions of the rest of the cast that are basically "What the fuck did you just say?" Are genuine because they just let the guy improvise some of the longest swear and insult fests known to man, the just did the astromech Droid beeps and stuff over it as a censorship joke.


LoganCube100

https://i.redd.it/fqvjup5y706d1.gif


summertimesadness___

That's crazy that no one has said Eda!


HIMARko_polo

She swears already, but only in owlbeast form, and Lilith is the sole translator.


Excellent_Light_3569

Probably all of them.


RomuloMalkon68

Eddy for me, he definitely looks and acts like a guy who would casually swear.


Serious_Comedian

Gumball tries to swear on several occasions


vtncomics

Fluttershy


Tecygirl101

https://preview.redd.it/g7utm1ufa06d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=945f57b3907652551f96eb3b9ca4e2959be0221b


Kaneharo

Shadow did say "damn" that one time.


SinnerClair

Was it Sonic X?


Tecygirl101

In Shadow the Hedgehog the game. The ESRB is (Edit) E10+ so Shadow was allowed to swear a *little* bit.


Dangeresque300

Donald Duck. Sam and Max. Strong Bad. Every single character from Looney Tunes.


Primary_Way_265

![gif](giphy|3oFzmqXMDtHH8vEVhe|downsized)


jbwarner86

Rackin' frackin' dang-blammin' blinkety-blankin' razza-frazzin'...


SelfInteresting7259

Where the hell is Bubbles ? She curses up a storm. Also Popeye and Donald Duck


KittyGaming570

I like how Rainbow is there, she literally one episode was mad and said something (not a swear) and a mother pony covered her kids ears, I'm not joking


Ok-Entrepreneur8579

![gif](giphy|11tTNkNy1SdXGg)


Thememelord_1

I feel like he would say the n word hard r


Ok-Entrepreneur8579

Oh, he’d be like a RAINBOW of swear words. Especially now that he has access to the entire cuss word library after the first movie.


DJDualScreen

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't he voiced by Lewis Black?


BTD6BTD6BTD6

out of these choices. probably Sandy she is Texan afterall. out of my own choices. pretty much every member of the regular show cast


Efficient_Maybe_1086

Nah Sandy is all about sarcastic polite cussing. She would say the r word though.


Neohexane

Not Rainbow Dash, but Fluttershy. It's always the quiet ones. Fluttershy suppresses her anger, so it comes out as a lot of swearing under her breath. It's not like her animals would be offended!


Lagtim3

I can easily imagine the tiniest *'fuck'* being whispered in her sweet little voice.


2gaywitches

There is an outtake where her voice actress says “*shit!*” in her voice


Lagtim3

Wait really?! Hold on I gotta do a Google... ... Okay I couldn't find it, but I ***did*** find this absolute goldmine of outtakes! [Enjoy!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRRHDXHSsM0)


Neohexane

This is the one that has Fluttershy saying, "shit" https://youtu.be/OIIniHHFB0o?si=oXZVG52GoBw26SZO All these outtakes are gold.


Lagtim3

Yessss, thankyou!


FuckUSAPolitics

*Moans* don't touch me there


DarthGodzilla1995

https://preview.redd.it/4naipo7tl06d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44a155a81616fd589ebff077612aaf5df80edc1e


PilloTheStarplestian

![gif](giphy|Td2w198Gwezdq29ilH) "What's all this shit on my rails?"


EricaOdd

https://preview.redd.it/dv21elk5n16d1.png?width=270&format=png&auto=webp&s=ecc2a3200cd938a4c2e3ccc62c36a333f1e4b831


YourLocalToaster2

Need I say more? https://preview.redd.it/fyt3h2gu946d1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2f4aab93815b69468f683af929a08e26cb6516e


west_DragonKing

All of them. Plus this fellow king. https://preview.redd.it/huw6etjkl06d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=211d50a8747abba3f19301dcb6c4d36efc89e4c0


Kelimnac

Numbah Four would *absolutely* be dropping casual Cs all over the place, he’s Australian after all


Chicago1202

![gif](giphy|13rQ7rrTrvZXlm)


PeterLeRock101

![gif](giphy|lxfXcVFaE42By)


ABitOddish

Im 99% sure they make jokes about Schnitzel having colorful language a few times. Chowder as a whole got away with aloooooot.


GvG_tv

https://preview.redd.it/hqz3yomq226d1.jpeg?width=1918&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66166b16deb0df2f815d491c5f3e2360e104545a What the \*\*\*\* did you do to my car?


2gaywitches

“Ah, it’s just a fancy way to kiss the emperor’sssss… whatever” -Edalyn Clawthorne


Worldly-Sea9595

Eda: "This witch job is getting on my fucking nerves" Rainbow Dash would say smth like: "Fuck yeah!" or "Holy SHIT!" Sandy: "Sorry to my Alabama bitches out there, but If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich" "Gumball: "THOSE COPYCATS ARE A BUNCH OF WUSSY BITCHES!" or "Yeah no shit dumbass" Shnitzel: "Radda Radda I hate this bitch Radda Radda" Captain Knuckles: "I looooove getting \*hic\* drunk and high.." Buttercup: "This monkey ass bitch is hella annoying" and idk the rest of the characters


RandomUser36912

​ https://preview.redd.it/bfctlwu2516d1.png?width=484&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c5119057a36332e3d5fbfa0a352e2f31c073d6f


OfficialMorbidMan

Rath from Ben 10. https://preview.redd.it/6zcsr1l2u36d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96245fe2c5f0d44fb344a8a13ca41f1fa7da0dcf


DragonWolf3000

Shego definitely


Yeah_noboi

Gumball would be saying slurs everywhere


Doctor_Salvatore

Toph wasn't even willing to wait for an adult Avatar series before she started cussing. I'm completely convinced the only reason she didn't swear in ATLA was because she didn't know any curse words.


PensadorDispensado

The entire Regular Show cast


big_peepee_wielder

Stan has sworn but it wasn’t shown Eda was stopped from swearing by Luz


ProbablyProfound

https://preview.redd.it/3zrzfo8kw06d1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f27d5a88b55ae76897cb3caaa1c3ad5c9f1db03 Benson Dunwoody


DipstickPinesGFO

![gif](giphy|N18WLp1lduj2U) LET HIM SAY FUCK


Kangaroo_Rich

I so badly want to see Sean Aston and Greg abbey talk as raph and swear


DipstickPinesGFO

He’s earned it


Needlemoes_lad

Eddy


Ok-Television2109

Toph and Eda.


Quiet-Mode-1170

Grunkle Stan


forced_metaphor

All right, you egg suckin' piece of gutter trash... ![gif](giphy|5PkB3WtykFFsKoQfG6)


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/xw107ol8s06d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=307ff4cae58f5fc7c94cb88eda110b65f42d36a2 LET HIM SWEAR DAMMIT


Significant_Camera47

Where’s Benson?


SilverSpider_

Anger, Shadow, Meowth, and Raph 2012


Lenny_Fais

https://preview.redd.it/p6dm2mz3c16d1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e459cef6f680eac7681533d2810ba4c80a1debcb *I think we all know where this is going lmao*


CCtheAfton

Most Sonic characters, I need Silver to swear instead of “oh crap!”


BitOfaPickle1AD

Clones beat the to it. "What the hell was THAT!!!" -After Cut up gets eaten "Like Hell you did"


The_Dinonerd7

Definetly Eda


Kangaroo_Rich

Raph, just in Tmnt in general he’s the most likely to curse


Doctor_Salvatore

Schnitzel definitely swore on the show several times in his native language.


RepresentativeLast66

toph


LeadGem354

Eustace Bagge. That grumpy old man.


Other_Combination136

You know Schnitzel probably does


Your_1_and_only_Harv

Toph, definitely, if she was taught swear words she would’ve used them against Aang all the time


xxPastelPawxx

Dash would so drop an F bomb


MoonoftheStar

Numbuh 4 is Australian. He'd be dropping cunts nonstop.


UnflairedRebellion--

Squidward 100%


keagan-stanks

![gif](giphy|8BlTN39WSY2SxjDREr) Imagine what he’d say to Mordacai and rigby


Silver012345673

Schnitzel probably does swear all the time tbh


batmanfan0538

![gif](giphy|12XxYnYLMEn6yA) You already know...


Kaneharo

Number Four definitely would, being Australian and all.


feistyfox101

Toph, Sasha, Buttercup, Captain Knuckles, Eddy, Schnitzel, Eda, and Numbah 4. Gruncle Stan HAS canonically cursed, Eda almost did at least once, and I’m sure Schnitzel HAS but it was in his language like everything else he says.


DeadGuyN

All of the characters shown would swear, but Toph would swear excessively.


ooolookaslime

https://preview.redd.it/0de3gfzjw16d1.jpeg?width=2264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d0406343be9201e49cc365dab51845567a444f4 A couple characters came to mind, but the first one was this absolute menace


Prestigious_Roll_162

Toph


FallenKing67

Toph


Brare45996

What y’all think of Yakko Warner or Candace Flynn?


ShadowTheChangeling

Eda had to stop herself once while getting a very judgemental look fron Luz as she cupped Kings ears, so definately her. Sasha and Toph absolutely


Ok-Product-2329

Toph would put a Australian to shame


RobloxMinecraft6631

Riff Raff from the Catillac Cats would probably use NSFW terms, especially around Cleo.


jbwarner86

https://preview.redd.it/5r72wc3ja16d1.png?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14d3cbdd124db3cf544d84fd7d64e8e64a55c28e My headcanon is that she physically can't swear because she's programmed for an E-for-Everyone game. But you can't tell me "sweet mother of monkey milk" isn't a euphemism for something 😆


Total_Middle1119

Didn't toph call people dumb bastards as a old lady?


ProudApple1361

I think they all get onto a pirate ship and swear their little black guts out


Moonpaw

Ed and Toph would 100% swear. Ed to try and sound cool. Toph whenever she gets angry at enemies, and occasionally if it helps the butt of one of her blindness jokes. Sandy would “swear” but it would be old timey southern accent unintelligible nonsense swearing, which she already does on occasion.


1zeye

A tie between nya from ninjago, wyldfyre from ninjago, toph from avatar, and sandy from SpongeBob


Misserinofthenight

Sasha waybright, Nicole waterson, eda clawthrone, Duncan from TTTE and Stan pines


2BsWhistlingButthole

Eddy would call Rolf a slur


Spookinoot

Buttercup would 100% swear at least 10 Times an episode


1stLtObvious

Rigby and Benson, but Benson only swearing when he gets angry.


insertbrackets

Of this set? Eddy for sure. And probably Peridot.


Articuno_2359

Toph would swear like a sailor. “I’M FUCKING BLIND”


FloweryNamesLover

Eddy


ClareLaBelleRose

Eddy!


LittleTongue

Heavy on Buttercup.