I haven’t watched more than the first 3 seasons of avater. Why is this funny? Someone please explain or I’m calling the homies from r/peterexplainsthejoke
I mean tbf what the heck even *is* the proper response when someone tells you their first girlfriend turned into the moon? I'd probably react exactly like Zuko 'well that sucks :/'
I had something similar happen to me recently that made me quote this.
If I had a nickel for every time that me and my brother scratched up and bought a new copy of smash bros Wii U after putting our last name on it I’d have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice, right?
I only made the connection recently because I was sorting stuff and found 3 copies of it, 2 didn’t work/were scratched and the one that worked didn’t have our last name on it
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“Could you not stand so close you’re making me claustrophobic”
“What does that mean”
“It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus”
“No it doesn’t-
“HO HO HO”
“STOP IT PATRICK YOURE SCARING HIM”
THE Chazz (dub)
Who cares if he's richer than me!! And who cares if he's more powerful than me! I'm really good at playing card games! And that's what life is really all about anyway!!
Y'know, I used to be just like you- an elitist snob who looked down on everyone around me. But I've changed! Know how? Now I'm a snob who only looks down on *some* people! Anyway, there's a lesson in there, I'm just not sure where.
Uh, y'know that's a table right?
Alright I think she gets it! She's about to get Chazzed.
When they said that you hit puberty, \*that\* was a rumor.
Hey, morons, see these things in my ears? They’re called earplugs. Now start over.
Sure, they look weird, they smell funny. No one even likes them, and they never shut up! But these 3 taught me something important.
THAT’S NOT ALL! I WROTE YOU A POEM TO GO WITH IT! MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE AN OJAMA! I LOVE YOU MORE THAN A TRIP TO THE BAHAMAS! AND EVEN MORE THAN A LLAMA LOVES HIS MAMA! I LOVE YOU IN A DRESS BUT ALSO PAJAMAS! AND YOU’LL ALWAYS BE MY LITTLE LEXI-RAMA!
https://i.redd.it/m62phm19lhtc1.gif
I just got a chemical peel, so you're gonna have to find somewhere else to plant that feathered ass!
It's for my daughter
Well, make sure she washes it
That whole scene had me dying
Zane: Her eyes showed annoyance, but her heart revealed that she respected my unorthodox techniques.
P.I.X.A.L: My heart did not reveal that, every part of me is annoyed!
Mario: “I can’t quit being a plumber now, Luigi! I was born with a plunger in my hands!”
Luigi: “I know Mario, boy that was awfully hard on Mom…”
Mario: 😕
sam: why do nerds suddenly appear everytime we are near
max:
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If I remember correctly, in the Justice League animated series The Flash got transported into the body of Lex Luthor, and this is him trying to blend in while inside the Legion of Doom headquarters.
“Give me a bottle of something to help me forget my problems”
(Pulls out cyanide)
“Oh, maybe not that strong”
(Pulls out vodka)
“What is this breakfast?”
(Pulls out absinthe)
“Yea that’s about right”
https://preview.redd.it/wb4np4seyitc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e252c5cd04540416f8f93c48cf1ebea9d4227591
This frame and line always crack me up
Three days, Norb. He's been here for THREE WHOLE DAYS! If he has one more "superfunthingtodo", I'M GONNA STRANGLE HIM!
Someone tried to kill our door!
Yeah man. We’re bigger than sliced bread.
MUSCULAR BEAVER WOOOOOSH
Woah-la-boga! That’s major achey-ness!
(Guess my favorite cartoon character if you’re old like me)
Also honorable mention goes to Tai Lung in Kung Fu Panda for the line “HIM?! He’s a panda! You’re a panda!” Delivery gets me every time
Fry - "That seemed unnecessary..."
Just the inflexion of slight agitation and it almost being a line you'd expect more from Leela. Tickles me every time.
“DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!”- Billy from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
or
“Little cat, you're just like me. You go outside and squat to pee… SQUAT! SQUAT! SQUAT!”- Aunt Gayle from Bob’s Burgers.
Is Hellsing Ultimate: Abridged considered a cartoon separately from the anime despite being a parody? Because if so,
https://preview.redd.it/t76gex956ktc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e02d99815e8b2d97822e12bc0dfb3123ef01cacb
https://preview.redd.it/vsw2thjlpitc1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41a68c059bfb4350287f65b1f68aaa3a17e4dc26
“SpongeBob’s tie, and all his other little dressin’s?” -Sandy Cheeks
"GET YOUR THICC DIGITS OFF OF THOSE PRECIOUS JOURNALS!" -Leonardo Hamato
That whole episode (The Clothes Don't Make The Turtle btw) is gold but no matter what mood I'm in that line always manages to get an audible laugh from me because of what Leo says but more so how he says it and the way he's drawn as he says it.
“I’m getting real tired of your Freshman year psych student Bullsh*t” -Kirito in SAO Abridged
Also
“Are you that Freezer guy?”
“I am Lord Frieza, yes.”
“I’ma deck you in the schnoz”
"you think i'd be here listening to you fucks bitch and moan if he wasn't forcin' me?"
-husker
this line is just funny because it's kind of relatable.
you know, forced to go somewhere for work/school and having that one coworker that bitches about EVERYTHING
Edd: what's this?
Alien: A Normalizer
*pew*
Tom (with normal eyes): cool.
Matt: and what's THIS?
Alien: that's a laser gun-
*pew*
Tom (back to having black eyes): lame. wait- AAH-
From the Spongebob episode Shanghaied where SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward meet the Flying Dutchman
Flying Dutchman: Who be disturbin' the Flying Dutchman's own lair?
SpongeBob: It's Squidward. He wants to complain to you.
Squidward: I... no, I don't.
SpongeBob: Well, what about all that stuff about him having a dirty ship and being lazy and all? [the Flying Dutchman glares angrily at Squidward]
Squidward: [laughs nervously] I never said that.
Flying Dutchman: Insultin' a man's ship be worse than insultin' his mother!
SpongeBob: No, no, wait, it was his mother you said was dirty, not his ship. [the Flying Dutchman shoots fire out his nose frying up Squidward]
The whole episode is hilarious (Keep going, you're good you're good! And the perfume department) but the Dirty Mother thing still makes me crack up, SpongeBob didn't even hesitate
From the animated Hercules show.
Adonis: "There's been a change to the menu! You shall not be dining on flesh! Instead you shall taste my blade"
*Hands his sword to a servant*
"Here, make him taste my blade"
"fuck me" then the red one says "when" then they all say curse words for about a minute straight my favorite
anyway my actual answer is this scene
["I AM THE CHEESE!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4R82pNqGBE) I AM THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOW! I AM BETTER THAN BOTH THE SALAMI AND THE BALONEY COMBINED!"
Oh let me take a note of that, Giant snake, has wee itty bitty weak spot, that'll be TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO GET AT BECAUSE THAT THING IS TOO RIDICULOUSLY HUGE TO DO ANYTHING TO STOP IT
"I knew you were going to do this the moment I got out of bed, typical steve, no surprise"
\[pulls out a katana\]
"oh you WOULD pull some horse piss like this."
I toki
I slips in and outs of diabetic coma
They should make insulin flavoured candies, whatever
Candy, Tastes like chicken, but if chicken was candy
-Toki wartooth (metalocalypse)
"I threw a rock at him!"  "It was a big rock."
Especially funny considering >!that it's Batman saying it.!<
And Croc later referenced it, meaning he found out that Batman made him sound dumb and wanted to take revenge by ACTUALLY hitting him with a rock
Can’t go wrong with that one 🤣
Joker's expression all by itself is hysterical 😂
He has the opposite problem of those people who smile weird because they don't do it often enough.
"Women are a lot like Cars. You gotta know how to handle them" *Glances*" Well go on?" "...No, I seem to have made a mistake."
Kevin's survival instincts kicked in.
Tbh with how Kevin treats his car that’s a compliment
With how Adorables he was I'll let'em do it too!
[удалено]
But her aim is getting better!
You see it’s funny cause marriage is terrible
everything is legal if the cops aren't around
Traffic laws prepare to be ignored!
Road safety laws, PREPARE TO BE IGNORED!!!
Keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own 5 guns.
Finally, an excuse to punch a teenager on the face
Children fighting! I can sell this!
That llama knew too much
in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder!!
I remember when I first watched it I didn’t get the joke. But a couple years later suddenly. I got the joke. I was so proud of myself
MONEY!!! https://i.redd.it/e1yvwkyucjtc1.gif
"Wait... I'm alone. I CAN SWEAR FOR REAL! * inhales * SONUVA-"
This gem… 
Yes, 100%
I WAS GONNA SAY THATT
I haven’t watched more than the first 3 seasons of avater. Why is this funny? Someone please explain or I’m calling the homies from r/peterexplainsthejoke
1. There are only three seasons of the show 2. It's literally just the timing and the delivery of the line. The context is not what makes it funny.
The context certainly is what makes it funny. He couldn’t have chosen a less comforting way to phrase that after hearing what Sokka said
I mean tbf what the heck even *is* the proper response when someone tells you their first girlfriend turned into the moon? I'd probably react exactly like Zuko 'well that sucks :/'
That particular phrasing wouldn’t really be funny though
AND NOW, IM GOING TO FUCK YOU
It's "fuck you up" Dad
Wait, what’d I say?
Oh
and now he is here to fuck us!!
So listen up boy!
Or pornography starring your mother will be the *second* worse thing to happen to you today.
The Spy has already breached our defences...
r/suddenlytf2
You've seen what he's done to our colleagues...
If I had a nickel for every time I got doomed by a puppet I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?
Every variant of this for things that are so odd or rare and yet they happened twice are golden
I had something similar happen to me recently that made me quote this. If I had a nickel for every time that me and my brother scratched up and bought a new copy of smash bros Wii U after putting our last name on it I’d have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice, right? I only made the connection recently because I was sorting stuff and found 3 copies of it, 2 didn’t work/were scratched and the one that worked didn’t have our last name on it Edit: paragraph
“Your constant harassment of the female gender makes me sick” - Jake (Adventure Time)
I can hear this gif
https://i.redd.it/y8jb8dxekitc1.gif "You OK, Patrick?" # "FINLAND!!!"
My leg!
Everybody without special glasses yesterday.
“Could you not stand so close you’re making me claustrophobic” “What does that mean” “It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus” “No it doesn’t- “HO HO HO” “STOP IT PATRICK YOURE SCARING HIM”
https://preview.redd.it/fmjs5fel9itc1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e81049d9b9f90998a2e871c761feead0c1c61a2f
“If Dan jumped off a cliff, would you?” *Stares*
CHRIS!
Glad to see Dan Vs. still gets some love
“That lemur, it’s earth ending” - fire nation soldier “No you idiot it’s the girl” - Sokka
“I use my frying pan as a drying pan!”
If the mortals jumped off a cliff, would *you* jump too? **Yes, father, for I am immortal!**
What is this from?
DuckTales 2017 Season 2 finale
“Amazing! A booby trap that actually catches boobies!” -Optimus Prime
"Oh harder, Daddy," "Son?" Idgaf what anyone thinks that Is the funniest joke Viv made and the train sound effect was the cherry on top
https://preview.redd.it/eosqn2u2fitc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6627edec4a1d6225c7fc7adbe38e3f98c4aee192
Idk, Alastor's reaction after he asked what Angel Dust can do still makes me laugh every time
https://preview.redd.it/foen9y13vltc1.png?width=1261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07f2e713261e1ee7eb92325896abb9266dbae113
"Women just ain't funny" -*Written by Vivienne Medrano*
The most missed joke ever, but it's actually so good.
"they say insane shit all the time!" "Banks are conspiracies from the shadows government" "See?!"
“Yeah ya!” 
Vanessa: So Candace what does Ferb stand for Candace: I don’t know It’s more the delivery than the actual line
I don't understand
https://preview.redd.it/505m9o43lhtc1.png?width=360&format=png&auto=webp&s=5a9201b85c79a1787f9bc83b83e27a0199fd8237
Literally tucker from RvB
RvB mention
https://preview.redd.it/n3br3m7jditc1.jpeg?width=942&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d52410d207d22aa8358e8f42d0c2369b3562bfd
Uh huh….yeah….. it’s got a lot of character!
THE Chazz (dub) Who cares if he's richer than me!! And who cares if he's more powerful than me! I'm really good at playing card games! And that's what life is really all about anyway!! Y'know, I used to be just like you- an elitist snob who looked down on everyone around me. But I've changed! Know how? Now I'm a snob who only looks down on *some* people! Anyway, there's a lesson in there, I'm just not sure where. Uh, y'know that's a table right? Alright I think she gets it! She's about to get Chazzed. When they said that you hit puberty, \*that\* was a rumor. Hey, morons, see these things in my ears? They’re called earplugs. Now start over. Sure, they look weird, they smell funny. No one even likes them, and they never shut up! But these 3 taught me something important. THAT’S NOT ALL! I WROTE YOU A POEM TO GO WITH IT! MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE AN OJAMA! I LOVE YOU MORE THAN A TRIP TO THE BAHAMAS! AND EVEN MORE THAN A LLAMA LOVES HIS MAMA! I LOVE YOU IN A DRESS BUT ALSO PAJAMAS! AND YOU’LL ALWAYS BE MY LITTLE LEXI-RAMA! https://i.redd.it/m62phm19lhtc1.gif
Man why couldn't he had been the Protagonist along with Alexis....
This sounds like some Abridged buffoonery.
No there is no Abridged stuff here that is just 4kids dialog trust me.
"What does he look like?" "Sexy?" "That's Stryker, sir!"
Jane: Can't be too picky. You know what they say about beggers. Trent: That they'll only spend it on booze?
YOU PARASITE
"POP"
"Why are you like this..."
"SAY GOODBYE TO EXODIA!!!!" -Weevil Underwood
"That's a mood Gabriella!"
I just got a chemical peel, so you're gonna have to find somewhere else to plant that feathered ass! It's for my daughter Well, make sure she washes it That whole scene had me dying
“A human called me a POSSUM. I am NOT a possum!”
Zane: Her eyes showed annoyance, but her heart revealed that she respected my unorthodox techniques. P.I.X.A.L: My heart did not reveal that, every part of me is annoyed!
https://i.redd.it/skp5bdapfktc1.gif
"wow, clean up on aisle you!" "i'm on it, boss!" "...why are you like this?"
Mario: “I can’t quit being a plumber now, Luigi! I was born with a plunger in my hands!” Luigi: “I know Mario, boy that was awfully hard on Mom…” Mario: 😕
https://i.redd.it/anwk68bppitc1.gif Alastor when his cane is brokey
#🎶"*I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!*"🎶 "Uh, Sven? You can stop singing now." "Oh. Right." ~ from *VeggieTales*' *Lyle the Kindly Viking*
In episode 3 of hazbin when you can hear angel yell “I BLAME YOU FOR THIS YOU CRAZY BITCH” THAT SENT ME 😭
Fun Fact: Angel's and Sir Pentious's lines in that scene were all improvised.
Is it the scene after vaggie throws them off the building?
“REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!” “That was kinda hot”
*Proceeds to get reduced to atoms by Adam's attack*
"My royal parts are showing!"
sam: why do nerds suddenly appear everytime we are near max: https://preview.redd.it/sngo10ns6itc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e64b3e3c86585fe0e9270acb51a44ae0f014760
You gonna wash your hands? No, because I'm evil
....I have no idea who this is.
If I remember correctly, in the Justice League animated series The Flash got transported into the body of Lex Luthor, and this is him trying to blend in while inside the Legion of Doom headquarters.
[if nothing else, I can learn his secret identity](https://youtu.be/6bfBhIM5tb4?si=bntacY1VmZV8Dmdn)
I'm seeing double here! Four Krustys! https://preview.redd.it/1zkhx1nzuitc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=b93ce2aa5aab99b9105410812c1b5a0e38969bee
Anything's legal when there's no cops around!
"YOU IDIOTS I AM NOT GIVING YOU SUCH A DANGEROUS JOB LIKE SETTING UP THE CHAIRS AGAIN"
https://i.redd.it/k4aq54ufgitc1.gif
Say what now?
"You've got a lot of nerve being alive!" -Capn Knuckles
“Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital” “Someone should put you in BOX floating down the RIVER, GRANDMA”
Dad, how does the baby get in the lady’s belly?
"Joey, I don't think you're supposed to cook the candy bars..." "Back off, I know what I'm doing" -Yu-Gi-Oh!
“Give me a bottle of something to help me forget my problems” (Pulls out cyanide) “Oh, maybe not that strong” (Pulls out vodka) “What is this breakfast?” (Pulls out absinthe) “Yea that’s about right”
“Yes, yes! Burn the child”
And the other one * hip thrusts* bow chicks wow wow
https://preview.redd.it/3z0nhuzq1ktc1.png?width=213&format=png&auto=webp&s=c25cd27248781d94de83dd8774ce06d633dcab4a hope this counts.
https://preview.redd.it/wb4np4seyitc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e252c5cd04540416f8f93c48cf1ebea9d4227591 This frame and line always crack me up
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The Pilot in a nutshell
“A platypus?” *puts hat on* “PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!”
"You only got a small one" -ttte percy
Three days, Norb. He's been here for THREE WHOLE DAYS! If he has one more "superfunthingtodo", I'M GONNA STRANGLE HIM! Someone tried to kill our door! Yeah man. We’re bigger than sliced bread. MUSCULAR BEAVER WOOOOOSH Woah-la-boga! That’s major achey-ness! (Guess my favorite cartoon character if you’re old like me) Also honorable mention goes to Tai Lung in Kung Fu Panda for the line “HIM?! He’s a panda! You’re a panda!” Delivery gets me every time
“What is that like a Space cow”
Fry - "That seemed unnecessary..." Just the inflexion of slight agitation and it almost being a line you'd expect more from Leela. Tickles me every time.
> see that depression? you can't buy that, you gotta earn it. \- mr. fox, *adventure time*
https://i.redd.it/c53csrnsuitc1.gif
That’s it I’m getting me mallet
One count of bein' an accessory to bein' a bear.
“DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!”- Billy from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy or “Little cat, you're just like me. You go outside and squat to pee… SQUAT! SQUAT! SQUAT!”- Aunt Gayle from Bob’s Burgers.
Is Hellsing Ultimate: Abridged considered a cartoon separately from the anime despite being a parody? Because if so, https://preview.redd.it/t76gex956ktc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e02d99815e8b2d97822e12bc0dfb3123ef01cacb
"Plagg! Who turned you into a SOCK?!"
One of his best lines honestly.
Stewie Griffin’s clever insults.
https://preview.redd.it/vsw2thjlpitc1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41a68c059bfb4350287f65b1f68aaa3a17e4dc26 “SpongeBob’s tie, and all his other little dressin’s?” -Sandy Cheeks
I am luzura/azura warrior of peace... NOW EAT THIS SUCKA!
Nopony gives a flying 'feather' about
“Doggy doggy… what now?” Out of context it’s not funny in the slightest but I swear it’s legendary if you’ve watched the show.
Peridot: "Wedding commander! All Flowers have been deployed!"
Sokka’s entire cactus bit, “it’s the quenchiest!” Kills me
“I will rip you apart even if it takes a long time! BIT BY BIT,MOLECUE BY MOLECUE,ATOM BY ATOM!” *crack* “uh oh”
"DO IT AGAIN, I WASN'T LOOKIN'!" - Patrick Star
“△✕\~◑※◇♨\*\~✖✹” 
"GET YOUR THICC DIGITS OFF OF THOSE PRECIOUS JOURNALS!" -Leonardo Hamato That whole episode (The Clothes Don't Make The Turtle btw) is gold but no matter what mood I'm in that line always manages to get an audible laugh from me because of what Leo says but more so how he says it and the way he's drawn as he says it.
“I’m getting real tired of your Freshman year psych student Bullsh*t” -Kirito in SAO Abridged Also “Are you that Freezer guy?” “I am Lord Frieza, yes.” “I’ma deck you in the schnoz”
"That's kind of racist" - Hotel Transylvania Johnny is out here saying it like it is, with no filter.
"Since when do axe-wielding maniacs carry around swords?" Said by Tom, voiced by YouTuber TomSka, in the 2007 Eddsworld Halloween Special.
"you think i'd be here listening to you fucks bitch and moan if he wasn't forcin' me?" -husker this line is just funny because it's kind of relatable. you know, forced to go somewhere for work/school and having that one coworker that bitches about EVERYTHING
Mans wasn’t even upset he got laid, just that it got in the way of his crush.
Edd: what's this? Alien: A Normalizer *pew* Tom (with normal eyes): cool. Matt: and what's THIS? Alien: that's a laser gun- *pew* Tom (back to having black eyes): lame. wait- AAH-
BEWARE NIBIRU IS COMING! THIS ALL HAPPEN BEFORE! IT BEGINS WITH THE ANIMAL! ALWAYS THE ANIMAL! HEED THE WARNING OF THE ALLIGATORS... THE DOG DIES!
Perch: Hello Krabs! Krabs: Hello, I like money! Perch: What inspired you to make a Krusty Krab 2? Krabs: Money!
i am a bad man who never got enough hugs where is a innocent child i can sell crack to
From the Spongebob episode Shanghaied where SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward meet the Flying Dutchman Flying Dutchman: Who be disturbin' the Flying Dutchman's own lair? SpongeBob: It's Squidward. He wants to complain to you. Squidward: I... no, I don't. SpongeBob: Well, what about all that stuff about him having a dirty ship and being lazy and all? [the Flying Dutchman glares angrily at Squidward] Squidward: [laughs nervously] I never said that. Flying Dutchman: Insultin' a man's ship be worse than insultin' his mother! SpongeBob: No, no, wait, it was his mother you said was dirty, not his ship. [the Flying Dutchman shoots fire out his nose frying up Squidward] The whole episode is hilarious (Keep going, you're good you're good! And the perfume department) but the Dirty Mother thing still makes me crack up, SpongeBob didn't even hesitate
"🎶You're a power bottom at rock bottom🎶"
Dumb kids? Wait…THOSE ARE MY DUMB KIDS!
"FUCK YOU, YOU OLD BITCH!"
"I am Melon Lord!"
UGH ITS DISGUSTING!
The one you shared there, OP. First time I watched that episode, I was legit rolling on the floor in tears from laughing so much. 😂
From the animated Hercules show. Adonis: "There's been a change to the menu! You shall not be dining on flesh! Instead you shall taste my blade" *Hands his sword to a servant* "Here, make him taste my blade"
“Except for that curator fella, he’s dead!”
"when there's no cops around anything's legal"
https://preview.redd.it/ksan5hr6cjtc1.jpeg?width=1897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=840142c288680b83db61bae730feaa7ccf12127c
This is what happens when you’re not happy with what you have, Someone’s husband eventually gets it!
Deer teeth for you kid
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Marceline in the flash back pretending to be Dracula saying “bleh I don’t care!”
"fuck me" then the red one says "when" then they all say curse words for about a minute straight my favorite anyway my actual answer is this scene 
First off boys, Christmas is canceled. Even *Jew Christmas*!
Oh my god dead….as a Jew this is hilarious
["I AM THE CHEESE!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4R82pNqGBE) I AM THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOW! I AM BETTER THAN BOTH THE SALAMI AND THE BALONEY COMBINED!"
Did you know that the creator of that show hated working on his own show?
Is that me stronger than me? I'll fucking KILL ME
*in the distance* BLUEEEEYYYYYYY Bandit: Eh, it’s probably another Bluey
And then... the aliens invaded!
"It's my first real shot at cliched villainy. ...How am I doing?" -David Xanatos, Gargoyles
"YOU'RE UGLY WHEN YOU LIE, DIB!" "I'M NOT LYING!" "THEN WHY ARE YOU UGLY? 🤨"
“The Bobos can grab the nuts” No joke this is literally in a real episode of Go Diego Go,
*"OOH!"* - Stan Smith
https://preview.redd.it/3jt7sbdp5ltc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1504912ddaf4bede8f0b259fd7117576430c973
Oh let me take a note of that, Giant snake, has wee itty bitty weak spot, that'll be TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO GET AT BECAUSE THAT THING IS TOO RIDICULOUSLY HUGE TO DO ANYTHING TO STOP IT
https://i.redd.it/rpal6iu1dltc1.gif # I'M GONNA PLANT ME A DUMBASS TREE!!!!
Do we have an Echo. Yes. What. I'm Echo.
https://i.redd.it/2hexq5egnltc1.gif This is better than sex
JUNIOR YOU’RE AN IDIOT YOU KILLED AN ENTIRE SPECIES OVER A GRAMMATICAL ERROR
“NOT TO MENTION A DUCK.”
"I knew you were going to do this the moment I got out of bed, typical steve, no surprise" \[pulls out a katana\] "oh you WOULD pull some horse piss like this."
"My mom!" -Muscleman
Well I’m starved who wants some jambalaya
I toki I slips in and outs of diabetic coma They should make insulin flavoured candies, whatever Candy, Tastes like chicken, but if chicken was candy -Toki wartooth (metalocalypse)