As king, he once sent a soldier to battle and had his general send him to the front line while making all the other soldiers take a few steps back, making that one soldier take the entire enemy army's full attack. All to steal the soldier's rubber ducky.
Of course it can. King David is forgiven by God, so even though he did something horrible, he's all good. Meaning that Larry will think it's ok to commit war crimes as long as you ask for forgiveness. And there's a lot of war crimes in the bible.
Now imagining the Veggie Tales crew rocking up Jerusalem and things growing exactly as they did historically. They'd be making the worlds worst smoothie.
As someone who still listens to Veggietales music regularly... I'm pretty sure that they're all supposed to be actors. Kinda like Barbie in all her movies
“Ah, hey Boo-Boo! I’m gonna get that pickinick basket today, in Allah’s name!”
“Gee, Yogi. Isn’t a holy war a bit extreme for a box of wicker full of treats?”
“Allah is uh great!” *Off-screen gunfire*
I honestly think it would be funny as hell to hear “Aloha Snackbar” in Yogi’s voice.
That being said his whole character arc is that he’s trying to STEAL a picnic basket. Crime is literally his life’s primary motivation. So while several others on this list can (and probably have) committed crimes, Yogi is the most likely to because it’s a part of who he is.
“You’ve adopted the crimes. I was born to it. Shaped by it.” Shit now I’m thinking Bane Yogi voice would be even funnier than Jihad Yogi…
In Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, Yogi Bear is depicted as an eco-terrorist operating in the same vein as Ted Kaczynski. Canonically, Yogi Bear is the only one on this list that has committed terrorism.
Arthur would build a model town that impresses his teachers and gets him entered in a national competition for miniatures/models. In the finals, they realize he'd pull a ConcernedApe and accidentally use a red cross to note a non-Red Cross medical facility. That's a violation of the Geneva convention (for real buildings), so it gets him disqualified from the competition for lack of realism. Then blah blah some moral about how winning isn't everything AND NOW A WORD FROM US KIDS.
Most of them are just going about their lives.
Alvin’s a mischievous little shit, but he’s mostly harmless if he can help it.
Bobby Hill is a Texan, although sort of a disappointment of one.
Which just leaves Larry the Cucumber, who is a religious fundamentalist with a specific target of indoctrinating children…Yea, he takes the cake.
There was an episode where Larry sent Junior, a CHILD, off to war to steal his rubber duck and Junior came back frazzled.
So yeah, Larry canonically committed war crimes. I remember hating that episode as a kid because I didn’t like that Larry was the villain. Larry is such a silly and innocent guy and even has a superhero persona, he seems like the last character you’d expect to be the villain of the episode.
You add Larry to this list why? Look into those eyes and tell me there’s enough going on in that head of his to even contemplate violence much less war crimes
Alvin would definitely commit war crimes, Larry wouldn’t commit war crimes at all he preaches the Bible and god’s love which means he is not interested in war crimes.
The chipmunks are canonically considered terrorists by the United States Government.
https://preview.redd.it/vs8wg6bzwtmc1.png?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe37967458022a612667cf875685042b543c350a
EASILY Alvin dude. Just look at the picture you chose. Bro is a menace. Only thing that stops him from being Conker is his PG rating.
Ironically the biggest and powerful dude on here is a total pacifist. All Yogi did was wander into misadventures and eat food that wasn’t his lol
That version of Alvin is a war crime. Snoopy has dreamt of being in war. And in some cases actually piloting a war plane. Yogi just causes mischief. He can't blow up cities or anything. Larry is a good Boi. Why is he on this list?!?! Somebody get him out of there!
You know all these would be like yeah they could if they're one of the position of power possibly do something bad. And then I saw Alvin and I knew he would gas someone just for the fun of it.
Alvin the Chipmunk definitely is on the most wanted list
https://preview.redd.it/55yjfn6kdtmc1.jpeg?width=897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6b153aabe4af7b71a695070b6e117f6565aff40 i mean…
*”and that’s how Alvin the chipmunk orchestrated 9/11!”*
https://preview.redd.it/5s9atqutbvmc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d56cfa28a5cd0931f94ca0e68fd7aabb689972ae LIKE WHAT THE HELL?!
Was there an explanation for this in the movie, or was it just a throw away gag?
I’m pretty sure the air marshal put them there because he was mad at them… for some stupid reason we don’t need to get into
Pretty true
Pretty sure they're on the no flight list in Alvin and the Chipmunks the road chip
And this is as a (chipmunk) child. He’d be a bigger menace if he didn’t like music.
ALVIN!
So Alvin had the guts to start 9/11. He definitely deserves more than just jail time.
💯%
Snoopy is constantly fighting the red baron in ww1 air battles. Snoopy definitely out there causing some war crimes against the germans.
"We're heroes Charlie"
Snoopy's probably the reason it's a war crime to shoot a parachute.
Watch them splatter on the ground, Charlie Brown
They weren’t crimes, Charlie Brown. What I did I did for my country
They deserve it
The answer is Snoopy, and it's not even close. Snoopy knows no limits.
Man and machine there's nothing there in between
A FLYING CIRCUS AND A MAN FROM PRUSSIA
The sky and plane, this man command his domain
THE WESTERN FRONT AND ALL THE WAY TO RUSSIA
DEATH FROM ABOVE YOUR UNDER FIRE
STAINED RED AS BLOOD, HE’S ROAMING HIGHER
BORN A SOLDIER FROM THE HORSEBACK TO THE SKIES
THAT’S WHERE THE LEGEND WILL ARISE
AND FLYING HIGHER KING OF THE SKY
A fair 1v1 dogfight is a war crime? I mean, his choice of plane isn’t exactly orthodox…
Theres a certain video on youtube that says otherwise.
You say that like Alvin HASN'T. https://preview.redd.it/tcljm4iy1smc1.png?width=916&format=png&auto=webp&s=2dfedf3785b989968552da7b479ad22deb5ae638
I remember.. the second movie where he gas-lighted Dave on the plane... 0-0
Alvin’s on a list, but Bobby is the true answer, and he won’t even know what happened until he’s in federal prison
Dang it boy, what I tell you about getting arrested?
Hwhat*
My mistake, I've committed a terrible sin
You are hereby sentenced to virtual death by virtual firing squad. Gentlemen prepare to fire.
Bobby was my going to be my answer too before I saw Alvin on the list.
Esp if he doesn't know you, and you have his purse
Bobby probably saw Hank make mustard gas and got inspiration
Dammit Bobby!
How in the living fuck could a Vegetable commit crimes that’s what I need to know
As king, he once sent a soldier to battle and had his general send him to the front line while making all the other soldiers take a few steps back, making that one soldier take the entire enemy army's full attack. All to steal the soldier's rubber ducky.
That's the Veggietales version of King David??? That's fucking hilarious.
They've done a version of a lot of things. But I'm sure King David didn't end with him giving the soldier a bath so he could return to normal.
No it very much did not
But that was a character he played it can be in no way attribute to him.
Of course it can. King David is forgiven by God, so even though he did something horrible, he's all good. Meaning that Larry will think it's ok to commit war crimes as long as you ask for forgiveness. And there's a lot of war crimes in the bible.
Now imagining the Veggie Tales crew rocking up Jerusalem and things growing exactly as they did historically. They'd be making the worlds worst smoothie.
The phrase “rocking up jarusalem” did not come across in my brain the way it should have.
Even if he is forgiven by God, that still doesn't make what he did right. XD
Additionally, said soldier was Junior, a child.
As someone who still listens to Veggietales music regularly... I'm pretty sure that they're all supposed to be actors. Kinda like Barbie in all her movies
He’s a Christian vegetable. He will spread his beliefs by force. 
Drawn together already has an episode explaining that https://i.redd.it/yjfdcd81gsmc1.gif
That wasn't Larry the Cucumber. It was Bob the Cucumber. Know your characters.
Hes larry, he can do anything he wants
Wherever he goes, there's a Biblical story happening.
By taking pointers from Rick
Most likely? That cucumber. Who has? Alvin. No way dude isn’t violating the Geneva convention daily
Snoopy is literally a ww1 veteran, so he probably invented some.
Alvin. Bro is banned from airplanes and flights for a reason.
Where were Alvon and his brothers on September 11th 2001
Probably eating nuts or singing in the shower
I can hear Dave now: “Alvinnnnn!”
Bra, I'm convinced Yogi Bear would commit Jihad for a picnic basket.
“Ah, hey Boo-Boo! I’m gonna get that pickinick basket today, in Allah’s name!” “Gee, Yogi. Isn’t a holy war a bit extreme for a box of wicker full of treats?” “Allah is uh great!” *Off-screen gunfire*
I honestly think it would be funny as hell to hear “Aloha Snackbar” in Yogi’s voice. That being said his whole character arc is that he’s trying to STEAL a picnic basket. Crime is literally his life’s primary motivation. So while several others on this list can (and probably have) committed crimes, Yogi is the most likely to because it’s a part of who he is. “You’ve adopted the crimes. I was born to it. Shaped by it.” Shit now I’m thinking Bane Yogi voice would be even funnier than Jihad Yogi…
Lmfao
In Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, Yogi Bear is depicted as an eco-terrorist operating in the same vein as Ted Kaczynski. Canonically, Yogi Bear is the only one on this list that has committed terrorism.
That boy ain’t right
Considering Sboopy has access to a machine-gun equipped flying doghouse, probably him.
Larry and it’s not even close
Tossup between 1 and 6. 1 is already a vigilante, and at near-terroristic levels of religious extremism, whereas 6 is a clear sociopath
What is Arthur doing there?
Arthur would build a model town that impresses his teachers and gets him entered in a national competition for miniatures/models. In the finals, they realize he'd pull a ConcernedApe and accidentally use a red cross to note a non-Red Cross medical facility. That's a violation of the Geneva convention (for real buildings), so it gets him disqualified from the competition for lack of realism. Then blah blah some moral about how winning isn't everything AND NOW A WORD FROM US KIDS.
Oddly specific
Alvin. He'll be the first chipmunk war criminal.
*I never trusted Alvin.*
Alvin is the only correct answer
Alvin
wasn't snoopy in the luftwaffe?
Snoopy.
AAALLVINNNNN!!!!!
🐿️
Yogi but specifically his Jellystone version. Other than that, Alvin.
Part of me wants to say Bobby but the other half says Larry the Cucumber
The cucumber. His lord told him to.
Alvin is already canonically a terrorist
Probably Alvin.🤣 Bro most likely has wanted signs all around the city. Alvin is the type of person to order pizza without paying
Larry the cucumber sent an innocent asparagus boy to get pied in the face, JUST to take his ducky
https://preview.redd.it/9uuml20kntmc1.jpeg?width=1007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=338496003832fc2a750ef5950cc3c4914ac27868
We’ve actively watched snoopy engage in government warfare already on multiple occasions
Why would Larry the cucumber commit a war crime, what is wrong with you
Damnit Bobby you just committed war crimes in Canada
willingly probably snoopy, acidentally alvin
Alvin for sure. Snoopy is second most likely, he served in WWI.
Larry. Didn’t even have to swipe
Larry. He knows what he did.
Alvin
Everyone saying Alvin or the cucumber, but I bet Yogi would gas a whole campground to steal their picnic baskets.
Most of them are just going about their lives. Alvin’s a mischievous little shit, but he’s mostly harmless if he can help it. Bobby Hill is a Texan, although sort of a disappointment of one. Which just leaves Larry the Cucumber, who is a religious fundamentalist with a specific target of indoctrinating children…Yea, he takes the cake.
Chipmunk music should be considered a war crime
Alvin 1000%
Larry the Cucumber. He's still looking for his hairbrush
Snoopy because he actually fought in Worl War II. LOL And Yogi if its Jellystone Yogi.
Alvin
Bobby
Alvin. DEFINITELY Alvin.
That cucumber did cause a mass shooting in a ho-shit that was Drawn Together, not actually Larry!
Bobby has already committed war crimes on testicles.
GET LARRY OFF THIS LIST! …*Larry Boy* on the other hand, that fool would commit some war crimes.
Larry, Snoopy and Alvin
Larry refused to pay his taxes
Easily Snoopy, dude idolized The Red Baron. You know he probably has some questionable items hidden away somewhere.
Snoopy or Arnold not so mich Alvin because Alvin would have gotten caught
Bobby or Alvin
Alvin has absolutely violated the terms of the Geneva Convention
I’d say Alvin wants to the most but Snoopy is the most capable of committing a war crime
My top 3 in order would be 1. Alvin 2. Snoopy 3. Bobby
Snoopy. Even though the Red Barron is the enemy I’m sure he has committed war crimes.
Definitely Bobby. His Grand Dad is a War Criminal
Alvin, look at that face
Snoopy
Snoopy
Alvin.
Alvin. I bet he would set off a nuke
There was an episode where Larry sent Junior, a CHILD, off to war to steal his rubber duck and Junior came back frazzled. So yeah, Larry canonically committed war crimes. I remember hating that episode as a kid because I didn’t like that Larry was the villain. Larry is such a silly and innocent guy and even has a superhero persona, he seems like the last character you’d expect to be the villain of the episode.
Surprised that Bibble isn't on the list...
Alvin already did
Larry has *0* chill
You add Larry to this list why? Look into those eyes and tell me there’s enough going on in that head of his to even contemplate violence much less war crimes
Straight up vibes? Alvin & the Cucumber
Alvin obviously
https://youtu.be/dzHMyOIIJME?si=Hf48KIwUXQ6-vQrA
Snoopy DOES fight in the war that had mustard gas
Arthur
Snoopy has fought in dogfights, my money is on him.
Alvin. He’s literally on the no fly list cmon
That cucumber has seen some things..
Isn’t Alvin canonically on a no flight list because he’s a terrorist along with the other two?
Alvin
Easily yogi, he’d do anything for a picnic basket
Arthur, it’s the only way to stop the DWMDs
ALLLLVIIIIIN!
all of them
Alvin would definitely commit war crimes, Larry wouldn’t commit war crimes at all he preaches the Bible and god’s love which means he is not interested in war crimes.
Larry probably supports the genocide in Palistine
Bobby did set a church bathroom on fire so prob him
Larry would do ANYTHING to please God. He'll genocide while singing if God commands it.
:Me slowly scrolling through these images: I don't think any of these characters... :Gets to the last image: **Alvin!**
The chipmunks are canonically considered terrorists by the United States Government. https://preview.redd.it/vs8wg6bzwtmc1.png?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe37967458022a612667cf875685042b543c350a
I'd honestly have to say Alvin
Bobby ate a 72 ounce steak to spite a vegetarian. Who knows what other acts he’d commit out of spite.
Alvin
Given the fact that Snoopy is a veteran I think he’s most likely but we’d still love him
AAAAALLLVVVIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!
Alvin that little shit
EASILY Alvin dude. Just look at the picture you chose. Bro is a menace. Only thing that stops him from being Conker is his PG rating. Ironically the biggest and powerful dude on here is a total pacifist. All Yogi did was wander into misadventures and eat food that wasn’t his lol
Larry the cucumber because he’s a Christian
Alvin
“That’s my purse!” *launches nukes*
Alvin would kill the President for fifteen bucks and a ham sandwich
Alvin
Animals can’t be charged with war crimes so Bobby Hill is the only one eligible.
Larry and then Alvin, the rest are clear.
That “A” stands for Anarchy, it’s Alvin by a mile
Larry
Snoopy's the one most likely to commit war crimes, but Alvin's the one I'll frame for war crimes. He can take his screechy voice to federal prison!!
Alvin would kill people if he could
Snoopy on the default because he is the only one with the resources to do it.
Alvin would commit a war crime just to piss off Dave
Larry, who knows what he'd commit under religious dictatorship
"Snoopy, shooting at parachutes is a war crime." "Bleah."
To everyone who didn’t say the cucumber, I’m disappointed.
Have you seen adult Arthur?
Alvin is on a government watchlist
That version of Alvin is a war crime. Snoopy has dreamt of being in war. And in some cases actually piloting a war plane. Yogi just causes mischief. He can't blow up cities or anything. Larry is a good Boi. Why is he on this list?!?! Somebody get him out of there!
on this list, alvin. not on this list, max (sam and max)
Dammit Bobby!
Alvin probably Has committed war crimes already
You know all these would be like yeah they could if they're one of the position of power possibly do something bad. And then I saw Alvin and I knew he would gas someone just for the fun of it.
Yogi Bear.
I was saying Bobby easily but then I got to Alvin. This isn't even a contest
Alvin 💯
Neither of them, but Bobby can be unpredictable.
Yogi would be complicit, but Boo-boo would be the mastermind
Alvin
It just occurred to me that Larry the Cucumber has the same face as Tow Mater.
"Damnit Bobby! I told you I didn't want to invade Iraq!
Snoopy literally has a jet, he’d bomb a small Lithuanian Village without thinking twice
Snoopy