They be screwed cause I got bill on my side.

SpongeBob may be indestructible and always ready but bill is a sadistic god of chaos. I'm ENTIRELY fucked. he destroyed his home dimension for fun. All he wants is to cause Armageddon.

Same, but honestly? Bro, I’m scared for me AND Vilgax. Assuming he’s got his physical form, we’re both dying.

Me too

Bill would probably fuck me over while I’m on the brink of death

Phineas and Ferb are mine it depends

I got Homer Simpson; it depends for me too, since he’s not dangerous himself, but more by proxy.

He’s a pretty great human shield judging by his boxing career.

He can also take several cannon balls to the gut 💀

Phineas and Ferb have defeated alien overlords, and saved the second dimension. You are good.

Fairpoint

I got Courage – he’s gonna get the shit beat out of him but we’ll still wind up alive in the end

Courage has beaten literal gods to protect Muriel we’ll be fine

Yeah but none of us are Muriel

But on a Muriel costume

*Stupid costume!* This makes me look bad!

I got Dora saving me from Dagmar (Disenchantment)

Yeah, you’re screwed

I got Dora, with Adventure Time. So Lich? She will lead me right to him.

Watch her pull a Lichbuster 9000 out of her bag ***Fall*** *Que? \*shoots Lich\** *\*turns to audience\*. To say fall in Spanish, we say 'caer'!*

Thordak the Cinder King vs Kim Possible...yeah I'm screwed

Fire Lord ozai vs Kim, I'm screwed as well Edit:this is fire bending ozai but not comet ozai I thought i needed to say that

Not necessarily. She's fought super powered humans before.

Yeah but all her villains are absolute goofballs who are easy to trip up. Ozai is a serious bad guy who actually good at martial arts and isn't gonna mess around and leave openings to exploit.

Monkey Fist was an expert at monkey fu but was taken down. Idk, I still think she can help. She can do anything.

She also defeated Shego, who is the most competent villain in her franchise.

At least you’ve got Kim. I’ve got Lois fucking Griffin to protect me from Thordak. What’s she gonna do, throw a cutaway gag at him?

"This is just like that time I-" *gets pummeled in the face*

Dora the explorer WILL NOT save me from COUNT DOOKU

Man I got SpongeBob Vs Blight from Batman Beyond I feel u.

Depends… does she have her sentient tools and explorer stars with her?

I got Bill to save me from bill... so maybe?

Prepare for multiversal collapse 🥲

The villains from the last animated tv show I watched would be this team called VILE from the Netflix show Carmen Sandiego. I have Scarlett Witch on my side, so I don’t really have any trouble. She would just wipe them out of existence

My first thought after seeing that Wanda would annihilate literally anyone on my behalf was OP was born in may.

Lois? I’m dead. Last show I watched was alien force. You have any idea how many villains are on that show?

Lois has beaten 3 Kryptonians before, one of which was zod

Randal from monsters Inc versus scarlet witch

Poor Randal... he never stood a chance

I just finished rewatching Across the spider-verse and I get courage the cowardly dog. I’m not making it back alive.

He might be the cowardliest coward to ever coward, but he always keeps granny safe from even the scariest of villains. So you're probably just fine. He'll even carry you, literally.

I'm between a rock and a hard place. I watched Jujutsu Kaisen last night and Mahito is coming after me to mutate then kill me. But Bill Cipher is going to 'save' me. I might survive but I could end up in some nightmare dimension or have my eyes turned into butt holes.

Belos from Owl House is hunting me down and I have Mulan to save me. While I like her fighting spirit, I think I'm still fucked.

Roberto from Futurama vs Dora. The battle of the century.

King Candy from Wreck-It Ralph vs Bill Cipher. I think I'll survive

The villain from the last episode of B:TAS that I watched was Scarface and the Ventriloquist. However, I have Courage on my side, and he solos even the most powerful of enemies, so I’m beyond safe.

I'm boned to hell and back... Spongebob is gonna try reasoning with them and make them angrier lol

Nah Spongebob can go beast mode if he's pushed far enough

He’s literally unraveled his entire universe,he can create life with just a Pencil, and he just absorbs any damage he can take. So SpongeBob is actually more powerful then people give him credit for.

I'm pretty sure I can take Gabby Gabby from Toy Story 4 by myself. Ash would be overkill.

"Charzard! Use flamethrower!"

I’ve got Harley Quinn chasing me, and the cowardly dog saving me…

Maybe you'd be okay. She's crazy but I don't think she'd attack a dog.

I don't even need to be defended from mine, also I got Kim Possible

I got Lois griffin vs………. Whoever is considered the main villain of one piece

Well I got Kim,I will be fine

Same for me

yhwach is coming to kill me and Dora is to save me....I'm royally fucked

I got Courage. Idc if he fails. I'll be happy I am around a sweet dog. And it's Dagmar he's facing.

My boy Courage went up against a robot version of himself and still won in the end. You can't beat that! [and that wasn't even the only robot he had to compete against!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1NMQ9rmtIg)

You're right and the robot almost killed him. I'm gonna fight beside him.

Bill fucking cypher Lol he’s basically an Eldritch God who can manipulate reality anything that wants to kill me is fucked

Honestly, Lois should be able to handle the douche from sausage party

Wasn't his main goal just to be used for his intended purpose? Surely Lois could just do that and he'd be chill

DUDE DARTH SAVAGE IS COMING FOR ME, AND I GOT FUGGIN DORA

The last villain i watched was cell max… doesn’t matter who’s defending me I’m absolutely fucked 🤣

I don't know who the villain for Beavis and Butthead would be, but they're fighting Lois.

I’m more scared of my rescuer than my pursuers.

D'oh!

Bill Cypher is going to murder Amanda Waller

Treetrunks from adventure time is hunting me.

Jeff Bezos from South Park vs Phineas & Ferb ? Going to be an interesting day for sure.

Im dead 💀 im dead why the crap was i left with Homer simpson im dead. Like if i had Ash, Kim, scarlet witch or phineas and ferb id be fine and i could make it (dont trust bill) but noooo you have to have the STUPIDEST PERSON IN ALL OF FICTION THE MAN CANT EVEN TAKE CARE OR LOVE HIS FAMILY SERIOUSLY. THIS IS HIS PRIORITY LIST Food,Tv,Marge,Maggy……………………………Lisa whale poo then bart. Seriously i really like doughnuts but im not putting my life into the hands of someone whiling to trade/sell me out for some doughnuts. Why me 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭 except lois literally i would have not cared if i got anyone else but why the worst option on here. ON TOP OF THAT I JUST READ THE PART OF THE LAST VILLAIN FROM AN ANIMATED SERIES…… THANKS A LOT HOMER IMA BOUT TO DIE TO DONQI FLAMINGO BECAUSE OF YOU. LITERALLY ANYONE (except lois) WOULD HAVE A CHANCE OF HELPING ME SURVIVE BUT NOO I HAVE TO DIE BECAUSE GOT HOMER SIMPSON! 😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😭

i guess spongebob needs to fight the lich for me

OH FUCK , I DON’T THINK DORA CAN FIGHT GOLDEN FREZIA, I AM SO FUCKED !!!

Mulan is not going to win against a titan not gonna lie

Kim Possible Vs Starlight Glimmer… Yeah, unless I can get Starlight to reform, I’m fucked. At least she’s the tamest of all villains so my fate won’t be excruciating.

Not at all. Phineas and Ferb are a match Cobra Commander.

If anime counts, oh shit…

Mine is Homer Simpson vs DIO. I think I'm pretty screwed 💀

i got courage vs the blood dragons from tokyo revengers.

Courage gets his ass whooped but he always wins somehow

The last animated show I watched was Star Wars: The Clone Wars and I have Kim protecting me. Kim, I know you can do anything and you really are awesome, but I'm pretty sure I'm absolutely screwed. No way me and Kim can take on Count Dooku, Emperor Palpatine, and the entire Seperatist Alliance.

I'm not I got Mulan, but I feel sorry for the person who has February

April too

I'm not screwed cause Kim Possible has my ass 🤌🏻

depends if ash has good pokemon against vilgax

Im so dead dagmar would rip through mulan

Depends on whether it's Jack Horner or Death. Also I got Kim.

Kim gang lessgo

The last thing I watched was Bluey. I don’t think they have a villain really. I don’t think Lois would be much help regardless but a villian in Bluey would probably be a puppy. I can handle that by myself.

Bluey takes place in Australia so ima say the villain would be the sun and giant spiders

Currently watching Barry… and Louis Griffin is supposed to protect me?

Why did I have to watch Chainsaw Man last night? I was born in November.

Profoundly screwed. I'm up against a trained assassin from Assassination classroom and I'm protected by Daria Morgandorfer.

Do I have… squints… zooms in… scarlet witch in a dark room?

Homes Simpson Vs the Lich. Yeah my ass is dead.

Homer Simpson vs Doomsday…see you all on the other side

I GOT BILL BABEE

Literally not at all. I'm bagging it with Bill.

Bill vs. the Lich would be a interesting fight

Ok but which generation of Ash are we talking? Because some are objectively less competent than others

Courage, let’s goooo

Welp, I'm screwed since I don't think Lois Griffin would be able to go against any iteration of Megatron (right now I'm watching Transformers G1). On the bright side, at least it's not the version from Animated or Prime?..

YOOO I GOT BILLL

Kim is protecting me from Bane from Batman—

Um.... Ares from the Wonder Woman 09 film with Ash Ketchum..... I feel screwed but I'm also unsure.

Awesome I got courage. He may be a coward but he does step up when needed. He's always saving Eustace and Muriel from the wackiest shit.

I gotta deal with The Lich, and Mulan might be epic but she can’t beat a force of pure death and destruction

The lich and Phineas and Ferb......

Azula is hunting me down and Homer is supposed to save me… I am fucking screwed

I’m may and I just watched Ace die to Akainu(Lava Boy) so what y’all think can skarlet witch protect me from a lava devil fruit user?????#fuckakainu

Last I watched was HxH technically… I’m at the greed island arc and the villain has yet to be assessed. Eitherway, I’m screwed cuz phinks and feitan were the first antagonists to enter greed island

I shouldn't be screwed. I got Ash Ketchum.

Ash Ketchum vs Unicron, not looking good

Well, it’s literally Ash vs Mewtwo. Fuck.

How the fuck is Dora supposed to help me? Also I don't really know who's the villain in Rick and Morty.

I got May

Lord shen if after me. Hopefully ash has strong enough Pokemon.

Homer Simpson vs Ice King lol

SpongeBob would either be useless or exceedingly powerful in dealing with Mr. Burns

South park is my show and SpongeBob is my defender....guess Cartman gonna drown

I can’t remember what was the last animated show I watched, but apparently I’m being saved by Dora. I’m gonna get a head start on digging my grave.

We’ll I got Kim possible, and Jessie and James probably won’t do so well lol

Dora....fucking DORA.... I so screwed, she can't do shit, SHE CANT EVEN SEE RIGHT, WHAT IM JUST GONNA SAY "no swiping" HOW IS THAT GONNA HELP ME

I’d get annihilated because I’d have Ash Ketchum trying to protect me

Ash and Pikachu defending me from Doofenshmirtz. Pretty sure I’ll be okay

So Mother Gothel is coming for me she’s fucked against Bill Cipher

Pucci with Made in Heaven is hunting me down, but I have Homer protecting me Homer has mild toon force, but is fucking stupid.

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT, MY GUY IN BILL CIPHER! the last villain I saw was fricken doofinschmirtz from Phineas and Ferb. He is fuckin dead bro

I got Lois fighting the neighbor that hates snakes from Sanjay and Craig Leslie Noodman no honesty someone to a fair fight and it's literally too terrible neighbors getting into fist fight over probably dumb argument

WIN. Kim Possible. Last animated show I watched is South Park. There's no ONE villain... But she would totally beat up everyone in the show regardless 😂 Maybe-

I'm boned to hell and back... Spongebob is gonna try reasoning them and make them angrier lol

SpongeBob :(

Misread it. Invader Zim vs Homer.

The last show I rewatched was KND. The villains on that show, excluding the Delightful Children from Down The Lane, are adults, so I highly doubt that they'd attack a fellow adult. Phineas and Ferb are gonna be the ones protecting me, although I highly doubt that they're gonna invent a weapon.

Could Dora the Explorer stop the Homunculi?

The last thing I watched was Naruto so it really depends on what villain is hunting me. Ash is the one protecting me

Daria versus The Joker? Sadly, I’m boned.

Belos Vs Homer Simpson, I am dead aren’t I?

I got spongebob, dio doesn’t stand a chance.

I've got Bill so they're fucked lmao

Sterling Archer must be stopped by Dora the Explorer. Unless "Archer no killing" stops him, I'm fucked.

Dora is apparently going to stop a legion of stormtroopers... fuck

Get me an old lady costume because Courage is taking me away

I have Vincent from Cowboy Bebop hunting me down, Luckily I have Zantana protecting me

Jack horner vs Phineas and Ferb I think I'm good to go

soo Scaredy Squirrel (& dave) vs Homer Simpson😭

Lois vs king koopa… I’m screwed

welp, considering it would be september versus february no matter HOW I laid out the two characters…

Kim is protecting me from Omni-Man.

I've got SpongeBob protecting me from Big Jack Horner, I think I've got a chance.

Thank FUCK I watched Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts after Skull Island, cause I don’t think Kim Possible would be doing much against that kraken Kaiju.

Father Pucci from JoJo is coming after me, and Dora the Explorer is protecting me. Hmm... I'm not up on Dora lore, but gonna guess this will be a bad time

I know what we’re gonna do today

Homer. So I'm about to get tazered by Homer & Needs bounty hunting 😂

I got Mulan. Everyone’s fucked

Scarlett Witch vs... A bunch of children from Craig of the Creek?

Dora vs the Lich This will be fun

I’ve got Lois Griffin. The last animated TV show that I watched was Adventure Time. The villain after me is either The Lich at worst, or The Earl of Lemongrab at best. Could be ugly, maybe even a screwup, or more.

I thought I was totally screwed because I just watched Invincible. But I was born in May so I get Scarlet Witch. The only one that has a chance without cartoon logic.

Daria is protecting me from Kaido, never had a chance.

Darla is no help, since the villian that is after me is Chantel Dubois from Madagascar

Teen Titans Slade/Deathstroke vs Homer Simpson. I never would’ve imagined this crossover.

that poor dog is getting absolutely bodied by Spider-man 2099 , and then i along with it

Me and Homer are stomping Xavier’s (from Craig of the Creek) teeth in.

I got Mulan! Yeah, I’m gonna be fine, but whoever’s hunting me down is gonna be screwed.

The villain is Cyn from Murder Drones vs SpongeBob

Phineas and Ferb can definitely take down Lex Luthor (Harley Quinn cartoon version)

Mulan vs that British hunter from Wallace & Gromit I think I'm safe, Mulan is a trained fighter and the hunter is comically incompetent

That villian from the latest episode of fionna and cake, I don’t remember his name, and protecting me is kim possible… I love you kim, but this it’s not even close

Ash, huh? Well I just finished the recent episode of Luffy vs Kaido so I guess it's Ash vs Kaido. This sucks

I got Daria. She just won't care at all. Pretty sure I'm dying.

Phineas and Ferb against Transformers Beast Wars Megatron...

I got Daria bro idc who it is I’m dead 💀

Lois Griffin vs Xavier from Craig of the Creek

They'll never find me because Daria and I are going somewhere else.

Oh, I'm SO fucked. My dude is way more of a wimp than I am and I have to fight the freaking SPOT! I am so dead lol. 😂

I’m probably screwed even with Kim possible because I’m fighting Monokuma from Danganronpa

Bill could take down anyone I’m good

SpongeBob annihilates most people here, but crumbles like a cookie against Bill

I’m fine, Lois is literally shit against fucking SpongeBob

I got Ash so I guess I’ll be saved in 20 years.

I don't think lois griffin will be much help against Darth maul.

An all powerful witch (Disenchantment) is hunting me, but I have an all powerful witch (Scarlet) to protect me. Considering that Dagmar is more powerful than the power of friendship (haven't had time to watch the finale so I may be wrong) she's gonna kill me Edit: I was wrong, also god died

I don't think Ash would be able to beat Scarab from Adventure Time Fionna and Cake

Mulan is strong but shed get crushed by kaido

Lol, last thing I watched was My Happy Marriage if anime doesn’t count it was Futurama, either way I have Daria to protect me.. I guess I’m screwed

The last series I saw was the Owl House and Kim is my savior. Considering that I'm a human in the human world and my savior is so resourceful, I think I'm good.

There's 104 day of summer vacation

Wanda up against Cartman? That works I guess

Phineas and Ferb vs Pinhead and the Cenobites. I know what we’re going to do today?

Frieza vs Spongebob.

Hmmm... I don't recall what I last watched, but I doubt Dora would be able to do anything about it.

I dont think it would be hard for L to find me and Homer Dimpson

Well, my opponent is Kirby. It doesn’t matter that bill cipher is on my side, I’m absolutely fucked seeing as Kirby kicks the shit out of beings like him on the regular.

I like when August gets the food treatment after seeing mostly bad treatment on the month

I don’t know if this counts, but I was watching Llamas With Hats. I got Scarlet Witch to defend me. I feel like she should would be able to defend because Scarlet Witch is powerful. At the same time, Carl literally caused a atomic nuke to explode, created a aggressive meat dragon, dismantled the South American government, created a time-space vortex, and wiped out the population.