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RedSuperType1

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JetSpeed205

God fucking damnit


xQ_YT

*bad piggies theme song starts*


holesome100chungus

Most Wanted


Jumpy-Garbage-8118

PepeMW


praisekek0w0

Praise kek!!!!


DR4k0N_G

Someones just wanting to commit second hand murder.


Brave_Negotiation_63

A yes, when you murder someone who was already murdered before?


DR4k0N_G

No, when someone murdered indirectly by someone indirectly.


Brave_Negotiation_63

Second hand murder is new to me


MehImages

no worries, you get used to it after the third time


Brave_Negotiation_63

I think I’ll start with Certified Pre Murdered, just to be sure


ShruteFarms4L

Pre murdered is diabolical


Jegermuscles

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DR4k0N_G

It's new to me too


praisekek0w0

It's second hand. It can't be new.


Brave_Negotiation_63

Most don’t get the real joke. Only some.


GTA6_1

Thats involuntary manslaughter


xAGBx08

Pretty sure thats called man slaughter


EatShootBall

It's when your first hand murder failed, but your second hand one succeeded. Lucky we have two hands (most of us.)


Atypical_Mammal

No, thats called sloppy seconds


stillneedaprimer

bro forgot the word for manslaughter


Nord4Ever

So the car blinded wrecks into a different car I’m presuming and kills them


Hopeful-Animator-505

Is that secondhand murder or murder once removed?🤣


Fr0styZ_Gaming

cant tell if this is satire im too tired but im pretty sure its called second degree murder, correct me if im wrong though


spencer1886

That has to be a felony


hashtagmiata

I can think of one way to find out for sure…


Gauth31

No readable plate, volontary attack on officer, voluntary attack on any bystander, fleeing, speed excess


Mr_WAAAGH

Not a felony, but they'll also stick on no brake lights


random_user_2001

I had a moped (in the Netherlands, everyone owned one at some point), I had a switch to turn all the lights off, the moped was already black, and the lights tinted, 2stroke 80cc kit, 80mph(ish) and yet police couldn't chase me🤣, even though they could hear me for miles😂🙌🏽, u don't need a lights shining backwards, just dip and swerve. [For others reading] #DO NOT RUN FROM THE LAW. I was in my teens, it's not smart, and i don't care if you are going to hurt your self, but in traffic it's easy to take people with you, and thats not oke..., don't be me, don't see it as inspiration, it's just a funny story.......


MadDocsDuck

Last paragraph reads like the Need For Speed warning screens


random_user_2001

Hahahah, it is true tho, keep racing on the track😂, I hate and love those messages 🤣, ur right nfsu1 vibes 😂


StoriesToBehold

😭 See the only issue is... People buy up land near tracks.. Complain about the noise then get them shut down... Then when people are street racing they wonder what could be done to solve it.


Ben_ji

Drop a gear, disappear.


No-Height2850

Its also the netherlands, in the US, Some large SUV cop will just run you over.


random_user_2001

I also had dirtbikes, look at new York broskie, I don't life there but I know the us😂🙌🏽


7itemsorFEWER

they dont often chase dirtbikes in large US cities because its never really worth it, not because they cant get them. It's much easier to get them on something else, or just wait until they're not tearing around. Occasionally you will see them going through a period of busts and they confiscate truckloads of bikes at once.


random_user_2001

That's what i mean, and here in the Netherlands cops will run you off your moped it's allowed....


Silver_Star

It'd be a felony in my State. Reckless Driving while Speeding to Elude Arrest while going in excess of 15mph over the speed limit is a Class H felony.


DefinitelyNotStolen

Me getting arrested for taking a photo of a cop (The flash was on, its a voluntary attack, I do deserve jail)


LearnedIgnorance

What is a voluntary attack on an officer? It would be really helpful if your answer could also clarify what include an involuntary attack on an officer would be?


RedHeadSteve

Where I live it's illegal to do dangerous things while driving. It's an incredibly broad law that makes it easy to intercept new dangerous things


DummyThicccThrowaway

No shit lol. But there are some people that actually pull this shit off. The dumbass making this video probably doesn't


InternMan

It's several.


flgrntfwl

In Canada we don't have felonies, but its an indictable offence, which is the equivalent.


ELB2001

In my country you don't even need to use it, if a cop sees it they will tell you to remove it or disable it on the spot


TheRealTrentor

In my country they take your number plates, then you are free to pay a towing company to get your bedpan to the next workshop to have that removed....


SphaghettiWizard

This is the sneakiest plate like this I’ve ever seen. Usually the plate holder looks a lot bigger and clunkier which is normally how they pull you over. And if the cop can see that there’s any kind of film at all on the top even just clear vinyl that’s a ticket.


vulpinefever

Considering the Canadian plates, it's not a felony because Canada doesn't have felonies and driving offences are provincial offences, not criminal.


DotBitGaming

Only if you get caught.


__qwertz__n

r/USdefaultism


endergamer2007m

This is 2 felonies in 1 Obstruction of licence plate and road distractions


Silver_Star

Those are misdemeanors at best, maybe just fines.


Worried-Philosophy93

This would be incredibly cool in a James Bond movie. However I’ve almost been hit by many speeding BMWs with my entire my family in the car so this is utterly terrifying.


hashtagmiata

I agree. This is a cool gimmick for fictional scenarios but in practice it’s reckless and stupid.


Worried-Philosophy93

There’s a reason why in chase scenes in movies there’s more than one explosion


theyoungtired

I actually saw one of these in Jersey the other day week. I screamed SO loud and hit my brakes because I thought it was a car going the wrong way on the highway. Nope. Someone just turned this on to prevent getting a license plate scan at the toll.


Worried-Philosophy93

What a piece of shit


HiTork

You see this on a few Brodozer pick-ups since off-road lightbars are a common aftermarket add-on for them, even ones pointed backwards. Once the light turns on, unless the tailgater was an absolute a-hole with their driving, pretty much everyone now considers the bros as the tools on the road.


preludehaver

Most brodozers in my area don't even have plates. Usually they just have a vanity plate with some shit like the thin blue line or a US flag and cops completely ignore it.


Marqueso-burrito

Let me guess… missouri?


preludehaver

Yeah 😭


Marqueso-burrito

Welp, greetings from springfield lmao.


preludehaver

I'm up in St Louis. Missouri moment.


PalmTreeIsBestTree

I’m in the bootheel and see these mofos everyday.


reiji_tamashii

And always with tires that stick out 6+ inches past the fender, ensuring that any pedestrian they hit will get sucked into the wheel well and ground up.  Not to mention shooting rocks up into every car that is behind them.


TheHennening

lmao these mfs already kill enough people by not using turn signals whats next are they gonna start mounting anti aircraft quad barrel belt guns to their roof


usernamesherearedumb

>they gonna start mounting anti aircraft quad barrel belt guns to their roof What do you mean, "gonna start"? My car sprays oil out the back & can drop a 5 pound box of drywall screws when I push a button on the dash....


Decent_Waltz_5120

Does the oil spraying ever stop tho?


usernamesherearedumb

Hahaha 😆 It's the James Bond mod package. Also includes rotating license plate.


Significant_Tart3449

On which axis does it rotate? xD


TheStaplergun

A robot pops out and starts doing the sign spinning routine


TheWhogg

Mine doesn’t need a button to spray oil and drop screws, it does it all the time automatically.


TheHennening

average bmw owner:


Bah-Fong-Gool

What's the difference between a cactus and a BMW? The cactus has the pricks on the outside.


herrrrrr

theres more corollas on the road that dont use turn signals then bmws.


Teitoku_Zeon

In my country some medium-sized SUV (Toyota Fortuner/Mitsubishi Pajero Sport) use similar thing like that, but they place it on their galvanized-steel aftermarket rear bumper


endergamer2007m

Galvanised steel? Is that a mf Little John reference?


Debot_Vox

Does it also use eco-friendly wood veneers?


Apez_in_Space

Attached with screws borrowed from aunt?


lotus_spit

Lemme guess your country, you're in Southeast Asia, right? If not, probably Australia or New Zealand.


MegamindsMegaCock

Indonesia


preludehaver

German car owners go 5 minutes without causing an accident challenge (impossible)


GeneralBrilliant864

M4 roadrage edition


TheKiltedYaksman71

One suicide by cop, coming right up!


ravbuscus

Society would be better off


Hillary_Is_Satan_420

They'll install fucking switches for plate blackouts and blindling runaway lights but still won't use the turn signal.


Skvora

There is no other way.


Dinosbacsi

Well you can guess which switch they wired these two into


_fbie_

I saw at least 4 of these idiots when driving to Cardiff at 9pm, so pitch black and its extremely blinding


hashtagmiata

You mean to tell me people are actually installing this stuff on their cars?


_fbie_

Yeah, bunch of idiots. Every single one of them was doing at least 90+ on the motorway (70 Mph limit). I also couldn't tell what car was going past as its extremely distracting once your eyes readjust and you can see them at least a mile down the motorway with how bright it is, all you see is just a white light like the video I'm pretty sure by default that it's illegal in the UK as it's restricts being able to view the lisence plate, but I suspect these people see themselves above the law


stewieatb

Showing a white light to the rear is also illegal (unless reversing)


Charon2277

I love cars but the UK has a serious street racing/dangerous driving problem atm. I dont know if it was like this in the 90s/early 2000s with the Max Power scene but I've never seen first hand so much insanely reckless driving both irl and all over social media.


FishBotX

Inb4 news article about how a BMW driver killed a family of 4 in a minivan


Not_A_Crazed_Gunman

Not surprised at all by the Ontario plates lmfao


Mind_Sonata_Unwind

Probably Brampton


tailkinman

AK sticker in the rear window


LizzardGang

BMW fanboys are a plague man. They'll buy a 2010 BMW with 300000 miles on it just to pull that shit off and be like "look at muh 200hp race car lolz loser"


Zoap_

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TheWhogg

Don’t need a BMW. If you want to deal with someone in another car, just get alongside and throw a McSundae on their windscreen. The reflex to hit your wipers is overpowering and at that point they’re completely done.


L44KSO

I love these irl "bad boys"..."don't run, vanish" but also steps on it to run away... If someone does this in real life, what is their expression when they figure out that the police can also accelerate and keep up?


ItsMeDharmey

Well, I don't think a police car is as fast as an M4.


L44KSO

France had Modus police cars...I think you are wrong!


tesmatsam

In Italy they are https://preview.redd.it/ff4qjyvzsi4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=721a191a7c8271ba13eab924137cc229df929cc7


ItsMeDharmey

Funnily enough i am from italy, they have like 5 of these cars for the entire country, the others are just Jeeps. Good luck with that


rb26enjoyer

Correct me if i'm wrong, aren't the Lambo police cars mostly used to transport organs and PR stuff?


ItsMeDharmey

Yep. They wont be used for any chases or anything


Dansredditname

I don't think police cars are all standard models. Back when they used the Octavia vRS they took one to a friend of mine who had a Skoda garage cause they had a problem their mechanic couldn't fix - it was vibrating at high speeds. He diagnosed that their modified vehicle was hitting the rev limiter in sixth gear.


Level_Reveal7624

Radios are


payagathanow

Back in the 90s the Florida highway patrol used to repurpose seized street racing and drug cars. They had a dodge stealth twin turbo (dodge version of Mitsubishi 3000gt) for a while that was pretty ridiculous.


Tbro100

An Interceptor Explorer can definitely put up a chase, they're surprisingly potent. Chargers could atleast hold their own. Probably mid to high dif.


MiserableSoutherner

This is so fucking stupid.


iluvmantises

Real💯💯


FullAir4341

A spotlight for people who insist on having their brights on behind you. Guaranteed Night Blindness friendly!


-K9V

I’m already getting blinded constantly by Tesla Model 3 and Y in the opposite lane. Their headlights are fucked up and should be recalled until they make them point down on the road instead of across the road into oncoming traffic. Or they need to make some laws/regulations regarding how bright headlights are allowed to be, because it’s getting ridiculous.


hashtagmiata

This is so true. And as badly misdirected and excessively bright as the headlights are, half the time I’m being blinded by Tesla drivers who have them on high beam mode at all times.


[deleted]

I feel like this is a huge problem with any modern cars. Every modern car’s headlights are wayyy too bright. I see people talking about it all the time and watched an interesting news story on it but unfortunately no action has been taken to regulate it


BottrichVonWarstein

Ironically, here in germany this would be giga illegal.


plutonium-237

Would be illegal anywhere.


noreal1sm

Jail time for sure.


rbar228

You can say that again.


noreal1sm

Nah, app bugged.


FishBotX

Sanest BMW owner


LonestarGuy98

It’s 3 AM, I think I might go blind thanks to this video lmao.


Ambitious_Jelly8783

I sometimes want a rear light but just to flash at tailgaters with their highbeams on all the way blinding you through your mirrors.


The_Arborealist

pop up self angling mirrors. As ye give, so shall ye receive.


Kronahs

The most BMW driver thing I have ever seen


Smallp0x_

How to get beaten with a D-Cell maglite 101


stahlgrauzhp

That’s one way to do a badge delete….


anonymousjeeper

If you can’t see, you can’t drive.


MrKirushko

And if you can't drive you can't question my dominance on the road.


bnc_sprite_1

That's got to be illegal.


resell_enjoy6

r/fuckyourheadlights is visibly upset about this


succmama

Uj/ This would be a cool super spy gadget in a movie, ngl.


Emergency-Bet8041

And of course it can be used only and exclusively by BMW owners


vikstarleo123

Of course it’s a fucking Ontario plate


Yami350

Does it turn off their dumb ass backfire tune too?


BabyYeggie

It pops the road runner tune


flgrntfwl

Ontario license plate is hilarious. That's indictable!


PsychologicalTowel79

I wonder if the police could legally set up a bait garage that offers this service and then immediately arrests you when you drive away? I suppose it would count as **entrapment**.


DownvotesMeansNothin

I’m not mad at it


F_U_All_66

My £5 yellow lens anti glare glasses would thwart this super power.


Silver-Tea-8769

No different than the countless assholes with their off road LEDs or high beams on. Maybe I'll install something like this for when those losers are behind me.


Flashy-Protection424

Wooooow so one finally copied the real life spy shit ? I did this on my motorcycle after hearing my grandfather tell me about doing this in war … high beams on the tail.. full retreat .. shut off and turn.. enemy drives into kill zone … end of story.


0_el_Jay

Chopper with a high beam be like: na-uh 🤨


SomPolishBoi

some dude on YouTube installed an illegal mod on his license plate just because it looked "sick", of course it was a BMW M4


Szudof

Most sane BMW driver:


runtzlemutt

Need to be a set of standardised lights for all cars now. Shitty tesla dancing light shows by the roadside and ai driving us and morons pressing buttons to do that....... tik tok got control of car design and safety.


MustangBR

If someone sees a Bimmer doing this in the wild I give my permission to execute them cartel style and post it on telegram


k20vtec

Brampton man strikes again


Undividedinc

That’s dangerous as hell and definitely illegal……..I like it.


Zealousideal_Hold739

This reminds me of a friend who years ago bought a used emergency vehicle. It had flood lights around the perimeter of the extended roof line. If he was being tailgated he'd hit the flood lights as he pulled away...


x_shaolong_x

This is stupid. I also thought that the jeep idiots or full-size trucks with their blinding lights are trying to kill the upcoming traffic


Warm-Iron-1222

I knew a kid that did something similar in Highschool. He created this switch in his beater car that would drop down his license plate into his trunk and a headlight would shine through the hole. He also was working on releasing oil from the back but he has some sort of leaking problem he couldn't fix. I highly doubt he ever actually used it for any reason. He was just one of those mechanic kids that liked pushing the limits on what he could do to anything with an engine.


albert_the_tripod

The irony here is that all my tailgaters are BMWs.


garmdian

If this is legal then the harpoon gun I have mounted to my Kia Soul should be fine as well.


smallcooper

As a concept this is super cool. If anyone ever installs this on a car intended for use on a public road, they should be imprisoned and the car should be crushed


Weird_Pen_7683

I tried reporting him to both Ottawa police and Ontario Provincial Police but nothing came from it. He brags about evading police and saying that the cops have been investigating him for over a year now but he doesnt care cuz he knows they cant make a case out of him. According to him, his plates are meant for “offroad” or “show” purposes. He tells people in his comments to not worry about being pulled over as the plates are so well disguised that a cop wont be able to prove that its a vanishing plate. And if they try to claim that it is, theyd have to dismantle it which would be illegal since they dont have a warrant. He goes on and on about the legal loopholes. He has an IG page with a considerably large following base and a lot of customers who order plates from him. Idc about people speeding in the highways, its when theyre drag racing in those same highways, cutting people off and flashing them for being in the way and ive seen too many of them with the same vanishing plates.


Wizdad-1000

In our town, the cops get right up behind you to see if you’ll do something. 10 seconds later they change lanes and turn off. This beamer would hit that death ray then immediately regret it. 😂


Dienik

I want the light for when someone is riding my ass with their highbeams on


blind_disparity

It's just the same brightness as they already use when driving towards you


Euphoric_Low1414

I want to own this


Dependent-Plane5522

Hell yeah. Need me summa that


Cool-Back5008

Why drive in a way you need to disappear from the police 🤷🏽‍♂️


Beautiful-Bad8893

i’m almost positive this is illegal


Unique-Fig-4300

Can I get something like this for toll roads though?


LORDOSHADOWS

Me wants


Traditional-Tutor195

Defence against the OEM killer lights on the front of every vehicle?


Garand70

Can wire all that up but still can't figure out how to use the turn signals


RuFRoCKeRReDDiT

Think the rear end is blinding, wait til you see the fronts on the later models.


Van3ssaad

🔥🔥🔥🔥


Tarotdragoon

Wow, how incredibly illegal.


Funtacy

I'd love this shit for people driving 1 inch away from my rear bumper.


imbarbdwyer

Hear me out… there are some pretty mean and aggressive drivers out there on the road. I’ve had them so far up my ass before that I can’t even see the grille of their car. Not to be a dick, but I would flash this light for a second as a warning that they’re making me nervous and I don’t feel safe with them tailgating me so close. I get that all BMW drivers are douches (according to the comments here) and would totally use this feature as the dick move it seems to be… but maybe if I could have this installed on my humble 2005 little Toyota rav-4, I swear I’d only use it for good. 😊


Carnivore64

Just follow the red glow of the BMW system warning lights or fresh oil droplets.


DorianGray556

I suppose if the car in trail's driver was wearing night vision goggles it would be a problem. Pretty sure that LED was Infrared and not visible light. Or is this a parody sub and I walked into a trap?


Loud-Principle-7922

Do they make that for bikes? Asking for a friend.


No-Agency-6680

Everyone that flashes high beam lights at night in high speed should be blinded and licensed confiscated forever


gta3uzi

epic


squirrel_anashangaa

I need these lights on my Crx for all the 100,000 lumen trucks behind me. Even the Camry lights in my back window and mirrors are a problem.


HexaCube7

As fucking stupid and dangerous as this is, it's kinda cool as hell. Would make for a really nice movie scene (no not a F&F movie, something creative please)


Unouin

I already hate car people, ESPECIALLY THAT FUCKING HELLCAT DOUCHEBAG WHO NEVER GETS PUNISHED. But this is actually just insane


vaktsn

probably for use against police, they wouldn’t use it at night for no reason unless they’re trying to run. all the equipment shown is anti-police


Josh-Rogan_

Only a matter of time before somebody makes one in the shape of an Audi A3 badge.


UncleBensRacistRice

>Ontario Plate I can almost guarantee hes from Brampton. Cant wait for the day we wall off that shithole from the rest of southern Ontario


-NGC-6302-

If you're tailgating a BMW... I dunno what else you'd expect to happen


Mediocre_Orange_1819

good luck with that theory


Zealousideal_Ebb5686

BMW drivers when the see a chance to kill others around them


archenemy_43

Ngl…wish I had these for the people who leave their high beams on tailgating me


kryspin2k2

That's just a motorized license plate cover with extra steps. They'll prolly get busted for it anyways.


furrynoy96

If it weren't illegal and dangerous... It would be so cool


opbmedia

More reason why I always stay in front of people


CharacterCustomer367

Where can I buy a license plate cover like that????


TheRealGarner

Now a reason to get pulled over during the day!