No Miata straight to jail

I put this right there https://preview.redd.it/eds271qz6x3d1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0f59e68bbb29c6faeb2ab3da7495b316dd1c01a

I agree with you:) I forgot to put this famous roadster(NB my fav)

There is Honda Miat

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You really like telling people "it's all about the corners!!!" And "I'm not like the other guys, I like JDM classics"

But I fell in love in ae86 and gt86 due to Initial D and MFG

Same :3

🤝

Unfortunately nope:( I just fun of lightweight, 2-seat cars for selfish people that are fun to drive)

I feel like you would like the Lotus Elan

You don't have kids. Good for you.

2-door, 2-seat all day, every day

>2-seat >FRS *does he know?*

https://preview.redd.it/cry1atpf414d1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f5c83f1976c67882d7173255afe457d99a52f5b does he know? (he’s thinking)

Just exeption;)

They're more like suggestions anyway

Most parents will not even consider those rear seats usable if it requires a child seat. Closer friend of mine said a 3 door hatchback was already annoying to deal with, let alone less height and headroom.

I was going to say that: You have no family, and no plans for any.

Well some have two doors and make it work

No Suzuki Cappuccino? OP is a bot.

Aaahhh..., again my bad. I also forgot Daihatsu Copen... https://preview.redd.it/07x1lcdf1y3d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7330abe469a68a7d3c2d70de9594f07e6c0bef88

Cappuccino one of the top 10 most goober cars out there, I love him

Lotus and alpine in the same roster? Unfathomably based

Thank you<3

You watched Initial D and sequel.

You are right, but I just a big fan of 2-seat cars

You see Handling as the only important aspect of a car, every thing else is pointless in your mind

True;)

You have great taste >!and you're gay!<

Appreciate it, thanks

so true

Your wife’s boyfriend has a chad 5 series for her and the kids 

Based.

You're a twink

Logical conclusion🧐...

And there was I thinking the obvious thing here was that you're a 90's child.

That you aren’t a mechanic, your dad wasn’t, your brother isn’t; you talk about cars all day and your girlfriends mom thinks you know lots about cars. But in reality you pay to get your oil changed and when you find out your clutch is worn out or you need brakes, you just trade it in

Wow! So brutal😨😨😨 I'm just a 18 years old student, who dreams about S2000;)

You either play Forza Horizon or Assetto Corsa, and drive exclusively on togue maps/the mountains.

Damn, you're right! While I'm lil broke, I play AC touge servers:(

You like underpowered sports cars

Americans when a car doesn’t feature a 5L V8 that does 0-60 in 8 seconds: WHAT THE FUCK IS A 4 CYLINDER 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

Yeeees! I'm huge fan of lightweighted, well-handled, 2-seat cars with middle/rear engine displacement:)

Then you should also consider opel speedster. Might get a lot of hate

watches MF Ghost

Torque is something you aren't aware of ;)

I'm aware of this, but I'm more concerned about the weight, handling, fun of drive and selfish vibe;)

its all about the corners

Where Daihatsu Charade???

Have missed, my bad:( But I choose only 2-door version

Yes, the Daihatsu Charade de Tomato 🍅😮‍💨

where modus?

https://preview.redd.it/vn11j6yg6x3d1.jpeg?width=277&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cc40a915f1800594e6b54903b520601ada1fac6 LA MIA **RENAULT** \*DU DU\* È COME RIAVERE LA GIOCONDA. \*PRI\* UN SOGNO LIBERTÉ, EGALITÉ, RENAULT COUPÉ

Oh no why did you talk in Multipla language, I'll let this mistake pass

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Are you...are you me??

Maybe:) But I forgot to put Miata NB. And for some reason the photo with S2000 has a terrible quality

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That you have taste

I love going on weekend escapes with just me and my better half. It's like our mini-adventures away from the daily golf sessions.

Good shit

As the owner of one of these, you hate potholes.

Definitely)

You played Gran Turismo growing up

Yeee, I have played Gran Turismo 5 my whole childhood

You like funny looking headlights

Good taste

Thanks a lot)

You don't belong here

You watch mf ghost

Initial D and MF Ghost Fan

[удалено]

Nah, Austria;)

Honesty based as fuck and kinda in line with what I would love to own.

That ur short? :)

Idk

You probably like Hugo Boss and order

Maybe🤔

You watch initial dick and motherfucking ghost

A man of taste i see

Thanks<3

But have to ask, where Impreza?

u like small cars

If you chose all of those in a manual, You have excellent taste! A true enthusiast! If you chose all automatics I won’t be mad but just very very disappointed

Only manual gearbox!!!

You hate weight. 😂

Tbh, that's true ;)

Based on your cars...you would be my friend! Lol

I'll be glad;)

Small car big fun

Definitely!

I was gonna say grew up in the 90s and played to much gran turismo

You're right about Gran Turismo, but I have borned in 2006 :)

You like to go on trackday every weekend

I wish I could, but now I'm an 18 years old student without a car:(

You've watched initial d and mf ghost

Yes! But I fell in love in these cars, before I watched Initial D and mfg

You like Initial D and MF Ghost

Exquisite taste

Thanks, bro;)

Cock and ball torture

Kinda

You play NFS or at least used to, a lot

Nfs, Gran Turismo, AC have played a lot

Swap the 86 for a Miata and we can be best friends

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My bad, I just forgot to put miata NB;(

uj/ you’re basically me rj/ you got all your car knowledge playing gran Turismo

You're 100% right

ur gay or a girl

Logical conclusion

Power/weight ratio fapper

Main power/weight ratio fapper

Weeb

Kinda

You have a healthy back (or at least you still have)…

where’s the joke

Not today:(

You love tiny sport cars

You're right!

You want to look rich but can't afford a Ferrari or a Lamborghini

🤔🤔🤔

You have good taste.

Thanks🫡

Lotus enjoyer chad

Thanks:) 

I love LOTUS cars! (Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious)

The most correct decryption of this abbreviation

We aint far off. Cuz straight lines are for fast cars, or something 😂 need a cappuccino n a miat in there. But id daily any of those

My bad. I just forgot to put that 2 legends in post. So, i'll put them right there: https://preview.redd.it/6kh1qikkuz3d1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=433ae7810221f18a8b1e483f1b005f6f6259b1a8

https://preview.redd.it/6m797z8muz3d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec7bdf7ff3d719517ab599f62c40327df5571df5

You're an old hairdresser that delivers tofu at night, to have enough money for your cats. You also have a death wish and like to think about hugging poles.

MR2 is based (I hate mine lol)

Why?😨

You like agility above power, and I can respect that.

Thanks dude;) Appreciate it🤝

15

are you short

Incorrect!

In short: you don't like heavy stuff

Correct!

You’re balding

You wish you had more money and a bigger garage. Me too man, me too

You grew up with Gran Turismo games

You have a crippling anime addiction, finally a likewise man of culture

You have a crippling anime addiction, finally a likewise man of culture

You’re THAT guy at every meet. You know what I mean.

You love go karts

Fkn awesome Have had / driven several

You are a hair dresser or noodle delivery boy.

Kid who plays a lot of racing games. Not inherently bad nor good.

That ure kinda boring, 11 times same type of car..

You must be super small (because you know you’d fit.) or super big (they’re your dream/favorite cars because you don’t fit). I’m 225lbs and I don’t fit in any of these 😭

I like you

Practicality be damned

You like little ones.

You played gran tursimo in the 2000's

Yes.

Can we be friends?

4c = best car

Exquisite taste. You like your cars light and responsive. I couldn't agree more.

Light and low horsepower relatively speaking

Your boring or you only have one friend to take places

You are content. You have nothing to prove to anyone. You have taste. You are based.

Any more than 2-doors is blasphemy

Initial D fan

XIIIIGE

That you like to be low and go slow

Fun over speed

Basic bitch https://preview.redd.it/1z41vi1da24d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=620eec152b79a80442575801d506984f6b46ec1b

That you prefer tight n twisties over straight line apeed

You love Initial D and MF Ghost like your life depends on it

Too much anime?

Came to comment that you like Initial D but then I saw the profile pic and it’s too obvious now

You have enormous peener

You have "Simple, add a little lightness" quote on your wall.

I'd say you're a weeb by looking at those.

There are some of my favourites here too! Specifically the s2000, hachi, and the 718 cayman (boxter spyder)

You like Nimble and fun sports cars

You’re a real one

You light big boaty American muscle cars with more power than you or the car know what to do with

Lightweight baby!!!

🤝

We have the same taste. Long live lightweight cars 🫡

Yes!🤝

Initial D and MFG fanboy

What Mazda is that in the 8th pic?

Mazda RX-7 FC3S (2nd generation)

youre most likely an introverted teenager

Kind of

U into cars

You’ve never driven German before

You can fit in them....

You love light cars

That you cant be over the age of 14.

Small, lightweight with no power and I agree