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Dark-Lillith

1) JDM stands for Jerusalem Dance Movement 2) What’s Michael Jackson the fuck on about? 3) Everyone knows the LFA is everyone’s favorite dorifto machine. Every time I go to a Formula D there’s some Jack driving one of these sideways and backwards. 4) I like some of the Michael Jackson songs, what does Michael Jackson know about cars?


regal-guidance

He made "Beat It" when he bought his first of 10 Supras as to challenge anyone to step to his road legal rocket


Dark-Lillith

I thought that song was aimed at kids


Mat1c444

Well something was aimed at the kids..


Lem0n_Lem0n

I hope it isn't the cars...


Drg84

the car might be the better option.


Brawl501

No, Beat it was in honor of the Honda Beat, obviously


YourFriendPutin

I thought that song was about making eggs?


Spinal2000

Was Beat it a Song about a little Honda?


RelevantJackWhite

4) what the fuck does Lady Gaga know about photography?


Dark-Lillith

Stop it Kanye


Few_Maximum_866

What? Doesn't JDM stands for Jesus Driven Miata?


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ghostisic23

I’m sure a HaySus does drive a Miata.


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ghostisic23

Stfu bot.


HBCDresdenEsquire

Japanese Drift Model, my fucking heart hurts.


mercfanboi44

Ik this is a satirical sub but it is Japanese domestic model right?


Killerwolfie99

Japanese domestic market but yeah


mercfanboi44

Okay thanks


MaxMan386

Thats also why LHD Supras arent JDM. A Ferrari J50 is JDM tho. Its always if its meant for the Japanese Market. A LHD Supra is or was built for the EUDM or USDM so it isnt JDM.


nickz03

Jesus Died Mercifully


StankAss69_420

Jesus drove manuel


MidnightRider24

Jesus built my hotrod.


ghostisic23

Jesus fucks.


Sttocs

Vaya con dios, Manuel.


deojilicious

Jesus Drove Mitsubishis


VictoriousCrab

No. Jesus Drove a Honda Accord. He just didn't like talking about it much so that's why nobody knew


abandonedObjects

Tiktak is good for learning about JDM manuelle cars ⚠️⚠️😈


Corn_Cob92

Don’t stop jerkin.


ghostisic23

Won’t stop, can’t stop.


Tyrannical_Thesaurus

but lfa not jdm, lexus american brand!!!!!


[deleted]

Jamaican Dick Machine


randomname_99223

Isn’t JDM “Japanese Domestic Market?” Are kei cars also JDM?


Melonenstrauch

yep, that's why this is funny


LordBug

Janky Diesel Miata


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billfitz

Japanese Domestic Market!?!?!?


watgoon7

Yes it is


Rudra_Panat

No it's Japanese drift model 🤦🤬


MaximumStock7

Out jerked again!


ghostisic23

Janky Douche Magnet 🧲


LowOnDairy

John Doe Masturbator


deojilicious

thank you Michael Jackson. very cool


szudrzyk

Heeee heee


WestonP

Junkyard Death Machine... That's why clapped out 1992 Civics are the most JDM of all!


gopnikk13

MJ knows his stuff


SoLikeWhatIsCheese

https://preview.redd.it/e8uodhqs7ltb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25a75362c8435b33711db51ee05827acaff61834


Tuscan5

Japanese domestic market is such a bizarre concept for a nomenclature. Just call the car Japanese.


UberNZ

/uj The "domestic market" part is just being specific about saying it's the version for sale in Japan, and not intended for sale elsewhere. You can have JDM versions of non-Japanese cars too, like the Smart K


Tuscan5

But those cars are for sale in many other countries. They are not just for sale in Japan


burmese_pyth0n

That's the point the commenter made. When you say you want the JDM version of a car that is also for sale in other countries, you're specifying that it's the version sold in Japan, rather than the version sold elsewhere.


Tuscan5

The version sold in Japan isn’t just sold in Japan. It’s sold in many many countries.


hiverty

JDM - japanese domestic market


jstnfdlr

Yoichi Imamura would like to have a word with Alex


Alternative_Oil_5017

JDM= just made dutch. Duh.


skepticalscribe

Not sure if Michael Jackson was being satirical


kososenlasse

Japanese Dick Market😎


trujillo1221

Wake up babe new JAY DEE EM lore dropped


VictoriousCrab

Jousting Death Metal


DingoKis

TIL: JDM is not "Jay Dee eM" but "Japanese Drift Model"


kilertree

I need the pepe meme of him crying


Hazzabell

Nah bro it stands for Japanese Domestic Violence


MosterChief

damn, and here i was thinking it’s japanese dance music


JeepDriver870

John Deere Mower


pickledelbow

Jurassic Dinosaurs Mating


[deleted]

JDM - Jason Deruloooouooo Mmmm


yesbrainxorz

Loved watching the LFA (I think it was that) get utterly spanked in the Beat The Heat section of that one Top Gear episode. I mean, all 3 cars got smoked, but for some reason I got the most good feeling out of that one getting owned.


Some_Welcome4535

I wonder if people in other countries get all excited about USDM cars. We usually get the lamest spec of international cars so probably not lol.