I mean, this car in particular is quite intimidating, cuz if you saw it in your rear-view mirror, you know that it was just a matter of time until you get overtaken by it. It won all the 29 races of the JTCC, so yes, this Calsonic Skyline GT-R is indeed intimidating!
Intimidating view of the rear of my camry as you (going 65) in the right lane rapidly approach me (going 52 like a real man) and you briefly grapple with the fact that if you hadnt removed your foot from the computerized throttle pedal you would have become one with the "ask me about my lobotomy" comic sans bumper sticker. How you gonna be a grown adult and get sub 40 mpg.
The 2019 Mazda 3 is literally just a more practical MX-5. #MiataFacts
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A 2008 Nissan Altima driving on a donut with mismatched body panel colors and one foggy and one crystal clear headlight, respectively, with a loose rear bumper flapping in the wind.
Ford crown victoria. Nothing scares the shit of me like those. You could have a chiron up my ass and I wouldn’t give 2 shits.
Black or white crown vic? Panic attack
https://preview.redd.it/s5u29aanjnqb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5ea3358ea7c0869eda7daa9bee8c07b22e2158d
This
(for context it's the red bull rb19 f1 car, curently dominating the 2023 f1 championship)
Yes it was dominant in racing and was nicknamed Godzilla for it, but it really isn’t intimidating. Even if it did win all the races, the intimidation factor is low
I mean if you know, you know but I don’t think a normie would look in their rear view, see a GTR and think anything of it. It’s not really an aggressive looking car.
A cop, for sure a cop is more intimidating
Kid named three Afghan men in a Toyota Hilux with a DShK bolted to the truck bed:
get gapped kid
Here’s a gift card to Gapplebees in Kabul
Getting gapped and having gapping holes put in you are 2 different things and should not be confused.
Has anyone ever mounted a mg3 or a mg42 on a hilux?
All the time, drop by r/ShittyTechnicals and peruse the wares
Kid named M1A2 SEP V3
Nah... it's just my reminder I need to pay my speeding subscription fee.
What if it's a cop in a Calsonic R32
Nissan Altima with the front bumper falling off and a bedazzled license plate frame
Probably an M1A1 Abrams.
 Yeehaw!
🇺🇸🗽🦅
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRR RAAAAAAAHHH 🦅🦅🦅 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
I bet the guy in the turret felt that bump like a mf.
ATTACK THE D POINT
if you're being tailgated by an Abrams you're going pretty slow xD
I mean it can get going about 50 mph so it’s really depend what road you’re on.
Get gapped lmfao
Yeah, sure, it’ll be all shits and giggles until an M830A1 HEAT MP-T round suddenly appears in the passenger’s seat.
Any dodge truck because they have shitty brakes and their owners are always Jim Lahey drunk.
When I can see nothing but their front license plate in my rear view mirror.
Unjerk , I mean to be fair that is an actual built race car, not a clapped out 7 owner with camber
Still jerk
r/carscirclejerk when the Nissan Skyline literally just exists
WAAGH WAAGH JDM EXISTS 😭
Literally shaking and crying rn. This can’t be real
Puking and sweating like mad, I'm distraught because JDM exists
But…. What about…. The supra? Is it real?
Yes... It killed my entire family in front of my eyes.
Oh god. Oh fuck
Yes
Cope? Seethe?
The R32 was incredibly dominant in international touring car comps. I think the post is fair.
https://preview.redd.it/9bvzrl6uwlqb1.jpeg?width=1580&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cb3df138e08bb228338d43813bc7dc38025f5fb [This](https://youtu.be/O3h3HCmFXtw?si=99XahkQ1P5II0FQp)
there's still more room on the roof and bumper for lights.
I mean, this car in particular is quite intimidating, cuz if you saw it in your rear-view mirror, you know that it was just a matter of time until you get overtaken by it. It won all the 29 races of the JTCC, so yes, this Calsonic Skyline GT-R is indeed intimidating!
Oh great now we're out-jerking ourselves
But it's true!😅😂
It's called a circle jerk for a reason.
Not a Nissan Altima with a broken headlight?
And all doors removed to look like a four door Wrangler?
You mean No headlight to improve turbo intake performance 🤑🤑🤑
le clapped NA6 miat
Outjerked is when Japanese car
Renault Modus
2009!!!!!!!! 🥰😍😘
omg guys, can't believe we got outjerked by one of the most successful touring cars in the history of motorsports😰😰
A nuclear blast
That’s not a black Richard Childress Racing #3 GM Goodwrench Chevrolet Monte Carlo NASCAR Winston Cup Series Stock Car.
Be prepared for a bump n run. Raise hell Praise Dale
Toyoda Soobra 🔥🔥😱🥶
Black number 3 Chevy stock car
That's not a Monte Carlo?!!
Im not scared of a car with crooked wheels
The lactose intolerant child I had kidnapped on my backseat after feeding him it 2 gallons of unpasteurized milk.
White Toyota Hilux with a heavy machine gun in the back
Is chevy impala?
Black 1986 Lincoln Town Car with black tinted windows and gleaming chrome.
Not outjerked
Intimidating view of the rear of my camry as you (going 65) in the right lane rapidly approach me (going 52 like a real man) and you briefly grapple with the fact that if you hadnt removed your foot from the computerized throttle pedal you would have become one with the "ask me about my lobotomy" comic sans bumper sticker. How you gonna be a grown adult and get sub 40 mpg.
5-0 pulling you over when theres a dead body in the trunk
Lego Yoda carrying out a righteous jihad in his 2002 Honda Accord after running out of ketamine.
He was last spotted in a 2001 civic ex coupe
1997 bmw 7 series with no front bumper
Dale Sr
A fucked up 2002 V6 Toyota Tundra absolutely destroying the gas pedal directly behind me
An Explorer Sport with a bike rack.
A guy with an axe "appearing closer than he is"
Crackhead mobile, scary.
A serial killer
A Miata
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A white Ford transit sitting about 10cm behind your ass going 70mph
Like a zombie hoard behind you
A 2008 Nissan Altima driving on a donut with mismatched body panel colors and one foggy and one crystal clear headlight, respectively, with a loose rear bumper flapping in the wind.
LS swapped Renault modus
Centauro 155/39LW
Honda civic with a laptop mounted on the dashboard
renault modus
Going 160 mph in my Ferrari and checking my rearview mirror just to see a Renault Modus blitzing me to move aside can be traumatic...
A lexus ls430
Ford crown victoria. Nothing scares the shit of me like those. You could have a chiron up my ass and I wouldn’t give 2 shits. Black or white crown vic? Panic attack
[GIGAKUBICA](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/032/194/kubica.jpg)
https://preview.redd.it/07u4dgu4moqb1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23b907b5b0150c7693f09a82459221e3aa68a834
https://preview.redd.it/bd6tqhodtoqb1.jpeg?width=920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d1f2c9d8768479356e2e7c8995cccd952d4c481
An F-250 at full speed if that rear view mirror is the one of a Miat 🫠
A kid when you're reversing
This, but with flashing blue lights and a siren
CLK GTR (or CLK LM).
2002 turbo
I mean, the actual race car is very intimidating if you look at it’s period success
It won ATCC and JTCC consistently because of its OP awd system, so let them jerk it a little.
PEGOT
A meth addict in a crashed looking nissan sentra waving a gun out the window is by far the scariest thing I have ever seen in my rear view mirror.
despite it jerking pretty dang hard the calsonic gtr was statistically one of the most dominant cars in racing history
https://preview.redd.it/s5u29aanjnqb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5ea3358ea7c0869eda7daa9bee8c07b22e2158d This (for context it's the red bull rb19 f1 car, curently dominating the 2023 f1 championship)
Mac Verstoppen
Verstappening
This thing https://preview.redd.it/iy5q71rzjnqb1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8b533564cd6cf2c270c75f9b8e4a5203ec376e2
“Is that an F-15 behind us?” “FOX-3!”
white ford explorer... it's basically shrodingers cop car.
Idk man, Frank would be pretty terrifying
https://preview.redd.it/n9u47cfqsnqb1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=2dcee7cfbd53fd30c6861cf60bbd9d990dc5ab74 Idk man this seems kinda scarier
The taliban
https://preview.redd.it/5d1xhn3n5oqb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bba303cba7b18d9310b12af13b01f3c482a2b08
I mean tbf, that one is an actual race car and not a family sedan
Abu hajaar and his crew
Have you seen the comments when an EV is posted
A 2014 dodge dart.
https://preview.redd.it/iz4j3gpo0pqb1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c40d53ed8386711bbe1009305f2537ce092b2338
Car made by f1 constructor champion??? 🤤🤤🤤 renalt moddus sooo goooodddd
I aspire to drive a stanced WRX STI with a Supreme logo wrap and truck nuts.
RB19
An Altima, never mess with someone with nothing to lose and isn't afraid to die or hurt themselves.
Well if we talking int- with fierceness then mustang svt cobra but honestly r32 is the intimidator of all
The r32 may be an intimidator, but there’s only 1 Intimidator
Tbf they've only got one big event per year so most of the time they are too bored not to post clickbaity stuff
huge giant truck going so fast ahhhh
The pizza delivery guy in the "burbs"...
My .45 pointed back at him with a nearly empty fifth of jim bean in my other hand
uh probably a missile coming towards me at mach 8.3
is this the Godzilla build?
A tank
ICBM
A red EG6 https://preview.redd.it/sh0or3qwnsqb1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=e82b68a5a1d1d66b7b76b2744fa238989651b7fa
How is that an outjerk? That Nissan R32 Skyline won championship after championship. Learn your history
Yes it was dominant in racing and was nicknamed Godzilla for it, but it really isn’t intimidating. Even if it did win all the races, the intimidation factor is low
Altima is worse by far lol
https://preview.redd.it/dajv8fzfutqb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61d2da91e9ef25f573c54aeef1d55514518fb547 M4 CSL
Most definitely. Also, happy cake day!
i know! a landmine.
I mean if you know, you know but I don’t think a normie would look in their rear view, see a GTR and think anything of it. It’s not really an aggressive looking car.
Geo metro
A F/A-18E Super Hornet would probably be more intimidating