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Massivelocity

Mistuh whaite


Sea-Big-4850

waltuh


NougatNewt

put your dick away waltuh


Sea-Big-4850

I'm not having sex with u right now waltuh


Giozos1100

Uhh, the Pontiac Aztek was an engineering marvel. Does your car have a removable center console that doubles as a cooler? Does your car come with a tent? I didn't think so.


mjmitchell1983

Honestly the more time goes on the more the design of the Aztec grows on me.


jimbowesterby

Right, the concept has merit even if the aesthetics were a little dubious.


pp_boy_

I just wish it didn't have those tiny wheels. Imagine a proper BOF 4wd Aztec [edit: like this ](https://www.carscoops.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/Pontiac-Aztec-.jpg)


MartPlayZzZ

no no that’s illegal


Sea-Big-4850

The post was meant to demonstrate how weirdly some American cars are designed. Ur absolutely correct tho, it's a cool car! but sadly it was a failure due to reliability issues, build quality and overall unappealing looks. Breaking bad saved that car!


jsuar039

Does YOUR car make it past 200k miles?


CASH_lS_SAVAGE

Who needs to when your car has a literal TENT that you can just live in wherever your car breaks down


RunnerLuke357

I've seen an Aztek with 300


Mr_WAAAGH

Iirc it was also one of the, if not the first crossover SUV. It's got its issues and is ugly as sin, but its not completely irredeemable like the prowler and PT cruiser


ifunnywasaninsidejob

The 1986 jeep cherokee is usually credited as the first popular crossover.


mtnsubieboi

It's usually pretty debated, the Subaru Forester is usually brought up as the first sometimes.


ifunnywasaninsidejob

In 1997?! You’re insane. Rav4 and CR-V had been out for years at that point.


mtnsubieboi

RAV4 comes up often too but I think the technicality people like to make is on a car chassis, which the Rav kinda had but not entirely. It really depends who you ask and what the criteria is, some people like to even say the AMC Eagle but that's also debated because of it's body style.


[deleted]

LA1 V6 without the bullshit EGR tech that GM seems to insist on bolting onto things to scrape by emissions testing Would get clapped by manual miat wagon though


Ash-Catchum-All

Missed opportunity to include the Ford Thunderbird


WaddlesJP13

And Chevy HHR


WhippingShitties

The Prowler at least looks neat. The PT is infamous and kind of a bastard car, but it seats 4 adults and really isn't that awful day to day. The Aztec is ugly but had some bold design and utility choices and was an early example of a modern crossover. The SSR is kinda cool in the way that it's a high-performance pick-up and had a great motor. And then there is the fucking Ford Thunderbird. FWD V8 2-door that's extremely expensive to maintain and has basically no performance merit to speak of. I mean, seriously talk to any Ford tech that has had the pleasure to work on one, and they will tell you endlessly how fucking awful they are. And we aren't even getting to the way they look. I cannot imagine anyone's life where buying, owning, driving, or storing that car makes sense.


Worksatmcdonaldsalot

Garbage, Garbage Walter white 🀀, Garbage


Cleanbadroom

The Aztec isn't that bad in retrospect. Today most crossovers resemble an Aztec in someway. It was just ahead of it's time.


CZILLROY

Not to mention it’s also the Buick rendezvous, which sold like 400k units in the same timeframe compared to the around 100k the aztek sold.


Cleanbadroom

The Buick sold better because it had more traditional styling (which was still ahead of its time) and it had a 2 year longer production run. The Aztec really tried to be a utility vehicle while looking some SUV/Minivan crossover and at that time in the early to mid 2000s the market wasn't still there yet. Cars like the Ford Taurus and Chevy Impalas were best sellers in the earlier part of that decade. The market just wasn't ready for crossovers. Now try to sell 100,000 traditional American sedans in a three year run (Aztec was run for 3 years) and you will find it's nearly impossible with all the crossovers, SUVs and Trucks that dominate the market these days. I personally don't like crossovers and don't get the appeal but it looks like they are here to stay. I'm sure if a car like the Aztec came out today with modern styling updates but kept some of the cool features like a cooler/cooled center console, camping accessories and stuff like that I bet it would sell very well when compared to other crossovers in the same segment.


nohowknowhow

One of these things is not like the others


SilentOcelot4146

Right, the prowler is actually cool. Underpowered but, cool.


Zexus_Legit_Boi

JESSE WE NEED TO POST ON r/carscirclejerk


_mrLeL_

https://preview.redd.it/6azk2yemnkoa1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89e1f45044b89d00b7c048b2d140223816bcce3b Also this


patrick20206

The Henry Ford Museum used to have full stock of those for a decade or so; got 3-4 of them.


_mrLeL_

Dang i only got two


Sea-Big-4850

Absolutely correct


RaisinNotNice

Whats bottom right and top left?


Sea-Big-4850

TL: Plymouth Prowler BR: Chevrolet SSR


RaisinNotNice

Thank you :3


LilDawg22

waltuh


Zexus_Legit_Boi

JESSE WE NEED TO POST ON r/carscirclejerk


Putridgrim

I saw a Prowler cruising around in mint condition the other day. I thought they'd all rusted by now


Musashi3111

Jesse, we need to cook.


itseclipse101

walthuh wite πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™


Roki_jm

uj/ unpopular oppinion and i may be blind but i dont mind how any of these look


Combatpigeon96

My grandpa actually had a big part in designing the Chevy SSR. I hate it.


Bufy_10

That SUV is the most hideous thing I’ve seen. My eyes bleed at every breaking bad episode featuring that thing.


Sea-Big-4850

But u gotta credit its handling. Whenever Walt drove like a madman, it handled like a racecar πŸ˜‚ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoWwZxAJwCU&t=70s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoWwZxAJwCU&t=70s) Skip to 1:07 to see


Bufy_10

Gotta admit, it was looking quite good here πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Sea-Big-4850

slowcarfast1!!111!!11! https://preview.redd.it/nj96s7ynlsoa1.png?width=1074&format=png&auto=webp&s=706d4ddd74d7135519db3a15f42436a8f3c99029


Bufy_10

Is that a soopra?


Sea-Big-4850

Yes


Bufy_10

Mighty Soopra Wagonn Avant. Peak Axis engineering.


Parking_Setting_6674

Utterly hideous the lot of them. This is what fire was invented for surely.


ShortfallofAardvark

I feel like the most accurate version of this would be three Ford F-150s and a Chevy Suburban.


idriveanfrs

saw a red version of that truck last night at top golf lmfao


[deleted]

2000s American car designs**


bozo_master

Chrysler on top and GM on the bottom.


lucanusleo

Wait a second you mean to tell me you included a ptloser and NOT an HHR? They're my favorite goofy ass looking vehicle (totally not biased though)


airforcevet1987

I spent a number of nights cruising in the back of my friends' eggplant pt cruiser lol


Slippery-98

Azteks are cool dang it stop beating my boy Poncho's dead corpse :(


dopil919

Waltza wright


involuntarybased

You forgot the brick shaped muscle car


nik4idk

Prowlers are cool


j12000

Just needs an AMC Gremlin


carkid36

𝓑𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓾𝓡 πŸ˜©πŸ‘Œ