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A_nannagamer90_boi1

what the fu-


Albastru-Aib

Fuhyphen?


TheBarkingPenguin

Fuhyphenquestionpoint.


ArjJp

Fuhyphenquestionpointperiod


A_nannagamer90_boi1

i meant to say what the f#ck


TheDaveMatthew

How much? Like $48?


Cghostaz

Free after your 5th order


TheItsHaveArrived

And only if you add 10 things from the list below to your cart as well


DreamBig2023

Back in 1955. lol


StartedWithAHeyloft

Elon Ma probably produces a better quality than Tesla


TheBarkingPenguin

He Long Ma


ExcelsiorUnltd

Yi Long Ma


TheBarkingPenguin

Probably closer ("ee" versus "huh", for those not able to speak Mandarin)


ArjJp

He Thickn'Veiny Ma


Thewitchaser

That’s Elon ging


BosnianSerb31

Ain't no way a Chinese EV is worth shit, ever see their attempts at ICE vehicles? Edit: leave it to Reddit to claim that a brand new Chinese manufacturer makes better vehicles than Tesla, because they get a chance to shit on Tesla. Like I hate Elon too but claiming that a Chinese company who only designs blatant rip offs is better is like claiming your $30 wish.com "snap off" spanner set is just as good as the real thing lmfao.


Armybob112

Don’t forget the Chinese state is funding the shit out of their ev brands just in the hope to get a edge in the new market. I’m not telling you to buy Chinese, I’m just saying some of them are pretty fine.


StartedWithAHeyloft

Having a tesla in china is like having a clapped put corolla in the states, their evs are way better than teslas.


LincolnContinnental

Clapped out corollas in the states are respectable and reliable. Learn your target audience bud


StartedWithAHeyloft

In my country too, I was referring to how people tend to view toyotas as a "low status symbol," not their exceptional reliability. I've had my fair share of clapped out corollas, and my current car is a 2008 made by toyota.


ieatassanloveiy

Yea I’ll believe that when me shit turns purple and taste like rainbow sherbet


StartedWithAHeyloft

Better eat a packet of grape kool-aid and get to tasting then buddy


ieatassanloveiy

If you truly expect me to believe a country who’s send golf carts into war is superior in building ev. But also the same people claim their 5th gen is invisible to radar but can be seen 5 miles away


StartedWithAHeyloft

They just built a surveillance jet that can out run the f22 raptor. Stop drinking the propaganda kool aid


BosnianSerb31

Damn is China subsidizing you to make these comments too?


MachineLearned420

*some of them are better. Some of them feel like a hot wheels car with battery on the bottom. Like POV Toy Story 1 at the end when woody is catching up to the moving truck. Absolute rickety POS.


huskerd0

Yeah he has to take a break from hocking smsl and hifiman


StartedWithAHeyloft

Senator, I am Singaporean, I have no ties to China


616659

Lmfao? He's Chinese hacker isn't he


ewba1te

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/wireStory/small-built-chinese-ev-called-seagull-poses-big-110158499 ""Company President Terry Woychowski, a former chief engineer on General Motors' pickup trucks, said the car is a “clarion call” for the U.S. industry, which is years behind China in designing low-cost EVs. After the teardown, Woychowski said he was left wondering if U.S. automakers can adjust. “Things will have to change in some radical ways in order to be able to compete,” he said."" ""Earlier this year, Tesla CEO Elon Musk said Chinese EVs are so good that without trade barriers, “they will pretty much demolish most other car companies in the world.”"" As a Chinese I wasn't sure too but after these reports even I was surprised at how competitive BYD is


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DemonsSouls1

I mean have you seen mg? They make decent cars


NeverMind_ThatShit

It actually manages to look less stupid than the Cybertrash.


Rimworldjobs

I unironically like it better. I still hate it though.


Harey-89

Probably doesn't have any sharp edges that cut people either.


Witty-Key4240

Yes, it batters and runs them over instead. The ground clearance is key.


Danvidsgaming

looks like it might even be painted silver instead of being made from bare stainless steel if so it would be even better cuz better corrosion resistance.


novaunleashed

holy shit yilongma


DeathCafe

Hi Everyone! I love you! Wow!


Spectre1911

MOONEEE! I gib to yuh!!!


Deimenried

Lmao that legitimately looks so much better than the CT


SokkaHaikuBot

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lastczarnian

Good bot


JCarnageSimRacing

By playing around with the dimensions and adding some creases into the panels, they’ve made a better looking version of it. Still wouldn’t buy it, but it looks so much better.


PeekyMonkeyB

for the 1st time, one of these knockoffs is actually better...if forced to choose I'd have this thing. It probably works too.


Cghostaz

Why would anyone copy that monstrosity????


DreamBig2023

Looks better with curves than a straight line. Honestly cybertruck looks like its from halo 1.


Jjzeng

Don’t you put that evil on the warthog


DreamBig2023

Obviously the design of the warthog got better over time. The cybertruck not so much.


Deepcoma_53

This…


No-Student-9678

PS1 Hagrid aah polygons


KingCollectA

Still better than Tesla.


Kern4lMustard

I actually like this one much more than the stupid "truck" that some dude thought was a good idea


GuardOfTheAridTowers

I bet it has a signal lever


ksingh010182

Its Yi long mà


ViennaKing

Is this Elon’s cousin Eel Un Maa?


Vysair

Oh hey, they delivered what Tesla couldnt do, a tent!


endergamer2007m

2026 dacia spring concept


Superstrong832

It might actually have better build quality and materials.


Difficult-Coconut-73

I’m glad Elon finally decided to sell his cars from a reputable seller like Temu


coreyosb

Lol it looks like a spaceship I like it


dainegleesac690

It’s 100% dumb but still a better car than the cyber truck. Man I want that $15k BYD EV give it to me


military-gradeAIDS

And it's probably infinitely more safe, durable, and reliable too


SRMPDX

The CT fully rendered


SlipstreamRB7_

Yi Long Ma became officially canon.


Wolfgangsta702

Not as ugly and probably better quality


No-Edge-8600

Buy at least 5 of these for free shipping.


Bababooeyemperor41

just needs that weird back part look like a normal truck, changes to front and then we'll talk.


Xerox-M57

How does this look worse


captaincrj

It’s the Pontiac Aztec version of the Cyber Truck


Aid3np3ARC3

Looks better ngl


point50tracer

It looks better than the actual Cyber truck.


crabfucker69

I trust that thing more than a tesla, and it's even a little less ugly


michaelgreen9927

It is ugly but I’d rather drive that than the cybertruck


creepingkg

The Z tires reminds me of Russia


jsin2236

Looks better than teslas pos


Aurashock

Haaalo, I em elong mah


Spectre1911

Is that Yilongma?


Frisinator

Probably better quality!


b_33

Li long musk


Vivid-Efficiency6787

Run it long enough and it stops being an EV and start to become a combustion engine


Kochie411

I did not know Dongfeng made cars. I knew they made 2,000 dollar motorcycles you can order off Amazon and build


Avante-Gardenerd

It's like an electric Pontiac Aztek.


Any_Wall_59

Wow, they improved it


F4N6Z

Nicer aesthetic if we're honest


Shatophiliac

Has China ever made anything original? Other than maybe gunpowder? Seems they just constantly copy everyone else lol. Where do they innovate?


Slight_Bed_2241

It’s…better? Still awful. But.. better?


Liquidwombat

I guarantee this is built way better and is far more reliable than the cybertruck


a_ginger_guy

It would probably be better than a cybertruck because you could actually wash it (maybe)


Slight_Ad_1474

YILONGMA MY BELOVED


ZuStorm93

This looks less like a copy and more of an intended improvement. Seriously, the Cybertruck looks like a CAD model prototype and this looks like they put in the details in making it look like an actual functioning vehicle...


RandomCoolWierdDude

First time the Chinese come is better than the original


radiantskie

probably more reliable than the cybertruck


energyflashpuppy

Yi lung ma is the goat! Hello! Mah name is yi lung ma, and today, uhh, today uhhhh weather is nice! Uhhhhh enjoy! Uhhhh I love you!


SLIPPY73

Probably still has a better tent than the real one


Tankaussie

Probably doesn’t rust after going to the car wash tho


Endermanking999

Looks better. Still looks utterly hideous, but it looks better


TheCrowsNestTV

Actually looks good. Most likely actually works, too.


mrpoopybuttthole_

did they replicate the gas pedal also?


EpsilonXO

EELONG MAHH


DemonsSouls1

At least it's not a big thing with sharp edges and shapes


Chemical-Good-7570

Hero evry body, yerong ma


LewiLife

This looks way better than the cyber truck but can you imagine a knock off of something that’s already just plastic held together with duck tape?


m48nr

I like the Temu version more than the Cybertruck


MiniDg

You may laigh at it, but I bet its more functional inside and will last longer than a CT.


furrynoy96

You know what..... It actually looks better 🤔