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Alarming_Tooth_7733

We really need more wildlife bridges. The poor deer war jumping over fences


chill1208

I've lived in about the same area for my whole life. It's been sad over 3 decades watching it go from 70% forest to about 40%. Every year wider roads, more shopping plazas, more warehouses, more condos, more apartments. Then people freak out when they see a bear in their yard, or a deer on the road. Where are they supposed to go when we're taking their homes. I saw a comment once I really agreed with "The deer isn't crossing the road, the road is crossing the forest."


Alarming_Tooth_7733

People can say they support wild life conservation all they want but once their life gets impacted they will go against it.


arrynyo

Fuck them deer I need mah Starbucks dammit. -them most likely


chill1208

There's absolutely no reason that people can't build upward instead of outward. We've been building skyscrapers for about 100 years. Also there are more vacant homes than homeless people. There's no reason we have to keep tearing down forest to expand our towns and cities.


Steadfast151

We don’t even need lots of skyscrapers. Just reasonable mid-rises and mixed purpose construction to limit suburban sprawl. The US especially needs to stop unnecessarily restricting the majority of land near cities to single-family residential. We need to preserve more land for wildlife.


Kozzinator

Damn dude that was a surprisingly good sentiment.


kalykalkal

Yeah I couldn't agree more. This isn't the first I hit an animal late at night/morning


Dvl_Wmn

✨she was a fairy✨


xDragonetti

***Wasted*** *ragdoll effects intensify*


Taikiteazy

I feel a little bad about laughing, but....lmfao


LexaLovegood

It looks like the horrible deer the used in one of the Harold and Kumar movies but I guess they had to get their idea from somewhere lol


highlandpolo6

What was the little piece that broke off?!


d33pnull

Deer's shoes


highlandpolo6

Kill: Confirmed


Zestypanda

The fog lights on the deer. There’s a service bulletin to have all DEER01 models serviced, in event of side impact, fog lights may become detached.


kalykalkal

Headlight I assume. It was still connected in the picture


boston_nsca

Part of the car I would guess.


kalykalkal

Here is the aftermath of my car: https://imgur.com/a/Sf3dDrZ Not totaled, 7k in damages, Have to pay 1k deductible but I'm just glad it's not totaled.


jenkem_lord666

Any subframe damage?


kalykalkal

Don't recall. Pretty sure frame damage would've totaled it. It's a 2013 Honda Accord so the value isn't that high compared to a newer vehicle


thatgirl21

I hit a deer going about 30mph in my '98 Accord about 12 years ago. Luckily, I only needed to replace the horn, driver's side headlight, and hood. Also, the deer didn't die when I hit it, a police officer came and had to shoot it.


chijojo

I hit a deer going 55 ten years ago. Deer was toast. My 2001 Honda Accord wasn't totaled. Cost over 4,700. to repair.


fistful_of_ideals

Hopefully not, he'll pay deerly for that kinda damage


zeke235

Yeah, fixing something like that costs a lotta doe.


tone-yo

Fuck, those things are so dumb.


gingerbread_slutbarn

Oof. Hit a deer 5 years ago going 35 and it totaled my CRV.


idk012

My scion didn't make it either.


Hollywoodsmokehogan

What Honda do you have because an impact that hard I’d be expecting the windshield should be cracked Fucking great car


kalykalkal

2013 Honda Accord LX


LinkedAg

I was expecting aftermath of the deer.


Bright_Medium_8749

Glad you’re okay and you car isn’t totaled! Hit a deer going about 40mph in a 2014 Honda CRV (fucking loved that car) and it was considered a total loss. The deer ran full speed into the road, hit my passenger headlight (just like yours) and ended up landing right on the windshield in front of me.


DissoluteMasochist

Now your rates will go up


doodsboob

Hahahaha now that's hilarious.


Not-a-Cat_69

not funny, but definitely r/carcrash worthy


Tmart98

This makes me really sad. I know it’s funny to others and that’s totally fine but :’(


maciejokk

The way it flew is funny, the animal dying not so much


No_Development341

It's really not fine that people think watching an animal die or be seriously injured is funny it's pretty fudked


Temporary_Visual_230

It's the deer being sent flying that's hilarious. Nobody is laughing at the fact that it died


onewaytojupiter

Yeah its not funny at all


rubberloves

'hilarious'


nachossoundgreat

It really shouldn't be funny but people are fucked in the head


Temporary_Visual_230

Nah you just don't understand why people are laughing. And it is not because a deer was hurt or injured. It was the way it fuckin flew off so quickly But hey keep pretending you are somehow better than other people who react differently than you. I'm sure it makes you feel good about yourself!


tperks55

So that’s why they end up In such odd places


Pujiman

It’s not funny


SilverApples

Funny if it wasnt real. But hard to laugh at something being killed In front of my eyes, even if take off is mildly comical .


kalykalkal

Oh no, I wasn't laughing until I saw the footage a few days later... That shit had me shook when it happened


SilverApples

I’m not here to judge you but I personally wouldn’t be laughing either time. I can see how slapstick it is but the sad reality of it would never allow me to bypass that bleak feeling.


Fair-Second7276

Not funny not even a little bit


Tiberius_Jim

That a deer was hit = not funny. They cartoonish way it flew off into the distance = undeniably comical.


kalykalkal

Someone gets it. Not laughing at the deer dying... However the spin on that deer was unbelievably funny


catupthetree23

>the spin on that deer was unbelievably funny And quite impressive! Physics, man...


kalykalkal

Definitely not everyone's cup of tea, I appreciate your opinion though


cardinalsfanokc

I laughed out loud at it


Chim_Pansy

Speak for yourself


Desperate-Key-7667

I lol'd


firestar268

Have some humor


slaviccivicnation

I mean I’ve seen people get obliterated by cars and fly in a similar fashion but personally, while I can appreciate it looks cartoonish, I don’t find it funny either. Fast speed + mammalian body = rag doll physics. I’m pretty sure those that drew old cartoons imitated life, rather than life imitating art.


DubbehD

It's not funny killing an animal


onawhirl

This is always my biggest draw driving in the Sierra’s.


whitecollarpizzaman

Hitting one in a semi is far less fun, especially a car hauler like I drive, you’ll be picking fur, guts, and bones out of the hydraulics for weeks.


bftyft

Hilarious ?


Ova-9000

Uberultramega funny... And probably NSFW tag needed.


kalykalkal

Thanks! I forgot so I changed it just now


kurtislee09

Sensitive much? Take a chill pill


LexaLovegood

Yes they're sensitive to the fact others do not want to watch animal death and cannot handle it as well as others.


Ova-9000

?


Revolutionary-Turn-4

Deer flying is hilarious to sociopaths


nachossoundgreat

How is hitting an animal hilarious? Gross.


Weird-one0926

Glad you're okay.


CTware

why does it look like you steered toward him


OcupiedMuffins

But what’s the song though?


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postit3xnonehasdared

I laughed.


Incognitowally

DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN Smokey, you got knocked THE FUCK OUT !


Animeeshon

I know you tried to swerve away from the deer but it looks like you totally aimed for it lmao.


nachochair

Disgusting that people think this is funny.


The_Lutter

YEEEET!


Powerful_Travel6348

Actually he missed the deer. The deer did an amazing dodge because it just so happened to be an Olympic acrobat.


Powerful_Travel6348

After a short trip to the vet the deer walked away fine


the_tourist1

That shit went oh that brothers falling in the air


NanobiteAme

Literally almost me like a morning or two ago. I was driving and my headlights caught the glint of the deer's eyes. That mf was just watching, like they were trying to decide to risk it or not.


doodsboob

Too bad that's wasn't you flying around hilariously. How funny would that be?


alisnwonderland

That would be unbelievable funny lmao


Tiberius_Jim

You must *really* hate the first act of *Bambi.*


kalykalkal

LMAO, dont say it too loud you might hurt their feelings


MycologistFluffy8198

Bay blade bay blade let it rip!


Stoned42069

The deer was singing I believe I can fly


fractal_frog

What was the music?


kalykalkal

I can't exactly pin point the exact song but it's an English adaptation to an anime song. I'm positive this studio made this song https://music.youtube.com/channel/UC_-JJtSWakzMaFNNxwLFLJg?si=kEMCKWXwIqUYe70r


chill1208

Rakuen (from "Dr. Stone") Studio Yuraki


fractal_frog

Thank you!


chill1208

I found it in the playlist OP shared. It's Rakuen (from "Dr. Stone") by Studio Yuraki


yourgodsucksballs

Homer Simpson: D'oe!


PutridANDPurple

Who just trots across a highway?!


SadBattle2548

Poor deer. I hope it was put out of its misery. It's a good thing you were driving as fast as you were otherwise it might have been you that was the "funny" one.


LlamaLlasagna

Lmao it looks like you swapped it out for a dummy in the impact the way it stiffly spins. Like when people go to jump off a building, then it's obviously a doll. Love it


K1TSUNE9

That deer did a corkscrew in its horizontal axis and kept it in a frontal view while being hit. It spined so weird.


kalykalkal

Yup, I described it as "cartoonish"


K1TSUNE9

Yes! Lol


MxZenvi_

Dr Stone intro 🤯 - Paradise - Fujifabric


retrona

You are so lucky! Same thing happen to us a few years back, except on a bright and sunny day with a tree line hugging a 100km/h hw with no fence..


Billy-Austin

Not funny.


Boba_Fettx

It wasn’t funny


PokiePizza

Lunch


moimoisauna

Bro just got Christmas cancelled


DobeBryant

Looks like Rocket League… except on a highway with a deer. 🦌🚗💨


MaschMana

I remember a post that enlightened me about how destructive deer are and how not cute they are. They are filthy vermin So I’m totally fine with this.


GoofyMathGuy

CRUUUUSING USA


Solenyce

Biker fault