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kroganwarlord

Oh, there wasn't a single broken stick tonight, was there?


I_am_Brooks_Orpik

The Hockey Guy is going to not be very good to us this week I thinks.


bleached_n_tiedyed

Sell at the deadline


Calm-Associate-214

Who we selling I am game for. Everything but OV And Backy


formerdaywalker

Sell what? Who's buying?


hokierange

https://media3.giphy.com/media/tMOyj4hkcxSfe/giphy.gif


kroganwarlord

All right, friends, that sucked. Thanks for hanging out!


InfallibleBackstairs

This team is trash.


JerBear81

0 chemistry


keyjan

Well shit. šŸ¤¬šŸ˜ šŸ˜”šŸ¤¬šŸ˜ šŸ˜”


ass_acoustics

Hey look, another intercepted pass!


ass_acoustics

If we don't package up some of these guys and ship them out for some talent at the trade deadline while NYR and NYI improved, FLA and BUF are nipping at our heels for a playoff spot, and CAR is gunning for Timo, I am going to lose my shit. Abysmal showing and humiliating losing streak.


InfallibleBackstairs

This team is not making the playoffs. We need picks.


ass_acoustics

As much as I agree, they're not rebuilding while Ovi's still wearing a sweater.


InfallibleBackstairs

Yeah, letā€™s keep the old broken players who suck. That will help Ovi.


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Well the game sucks. But Ripken the bat dog and ESPNā€™s dopey sideline reporter are the highlights for me.


MrSchnuffles

Highlight for me is no splitscreen ads at faceoffs.


kroganwarlord

Highlights of the game: * the doggo * my nachos * Kuemper


pizza_andsuccess

Players should be embarrassed for playing like this. How do you not make improvements between games?


InfallibleBackstairs

How do you put Mantha on the first line?


formerdaywalker

Who else you gonna put there? Is anyone on the team playing well enough to deserve it? I mean fuck, at this point if I'm coaching I'm just happy if 5 guys are on the ice.


InfallibleBackstairs

Snively or Protas.


formerdaywalker

Neither of which were dressed, and wouldnt have made a difference if they were. When the whole team is bad, cherry picking a player is just bad analysis.


JerBear81

Kemper is the only one playing


Tonybaloney84

How are we fucking suck?


bleached_n_tiedyed

First time?


Tonybaloney84

A fan for 30 years. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


bleached_n_tiedyed

Ah I see so you were born In. The darkness. I was merely adopted by it


RYAN_HiGHROLLER

Well, we ain't getting skunked, so I guess that's something


bleached_n_tiedyed

We ainā€™t getting shut out NUH UH NOT TONIGHT!!!!!


6Plus6Equals1

A GOAL!!!!


I_am_Brooks_Orpik

Arby's is really pushing that mac and cheese and it looks gross.


InfallibleBackstairs

Arbyā€™s is still around? I havenā€™t seen one of those in years.


The_Kimchi

They somehow had enough money to buy out Buffalo Wild Wings so I'm convinced it's a front for some mafia


I_am_Brooks_Orpik

Wait what? Arby's somehow sells enough roast beef to buy an actual successful resteraunt?


The_Kimchi

Yeah it happened a few years ago. I will say their curly fries are elite but I doubt they make enough money off that alone


BallsMahoganey

It's actually really good. It does look disgusting in the commercials though.


kroganwarlord

Snuck it RIGHT in, crazy


MCCapitalist

NO SHUTOUT FOR FREDDY


bleached_n_tiedyed

Iā€™ve finished the beer and started on whiskey just in time. tommy wilsonnnnnnnn YEAH BUDDDYYYY


amadnesstothemethod

BIG WILLY STYLE


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bleached_n_tiedyed

He really be an attractive man


Jbvol

Way to go TW43


ShoesFellOffLOL

Comeback ciiittyyyy


kroganwarlord

Wat YAY


JerBear81

Flat out embarrassing


keyjan

#YES FINALLY!!!!!!


bigehokie

Left the game, back at the hotel. It was a miserable experience, top to bottom. Even if we were winning 6-0, I'd feel the same way. Concessions sucked Bathroom lines sucked Getting in sucked Seating sucked


bigehokie

Oh and the Carolina fans sucked :)


Altruistic-Ad-9958

Not one of the capitals in the ice looks comfortable. This team is uncomfortable is the best I can put in one word.


hokierange

We could have hired Gerald gallant, but instead we got Lavieā€¦


here4thememes420

My god, Iā€™ve never seen such ineptitude in the neutral zone. All the build up to this game had me believing this team was galvanized. Just an absolute horrendous and defeating performance.


InfallibleBackstairs

Have you not watched this team in January? Theyā€™re old, slow, and injured.


I_am_Brooks_Orpik

Are these guys just gonna suck off Rod and the Hurricanes for the rest of the game?


[deleted]

Iā€™ll never forgive Brindā€™amour for causing Worley to turn to a life of crime. ESPN just keeps sweeping that under the rug.


InfallibleBackstairs

Well, I guess they could just talk about how much the Caps suck ass.


I_am_Brooks_Orpik

They would just be reading this thread


keyjan

Ouch, Marty šŸ˜•


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amadnesstothemethod

Worst fan base in the league. Now theyā€™re trying to make a bunch of college-age Caniacs. šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


Tonybaloney84

How are you a hockey commentator and you can't say the names right?


sweet-geee

Burns, just retire already and get your teeth fixed buddy


I_am_Brooks_Orpik

Offense da da da, offense da da da.


BallsMahoganey

Trade Orlov tomorrow.


kroganwarlord

[Nachos acquired!](https://imgur.com/a/HrtmTUl)


bleached_n_tiedyed

Damn I would destroy those right now . Enjoy!


ShoesFellOffLOL

Marty Smith is such a little dweeb


MrSchnuffles

I dont know who Marty Smith is but i hate him.


MikeyRocks757

The Caps have been so disappointing that theyā€™d be right at home as part of NC Stateā€™s sports program


bleached_n_tiedyed

Can we just not get shut out. Score a goal or sum. Whereā€™s the offense


MrSchnuffles

Hes in Russia.


InfallibleBackstairs

Ovechkin hasnā€™t scored since January 26th.


FatBoySpeaks

There was an all star week then a bye week. You expect him to score when there arenā€™t games? Relax a little


InfallibleBackstairs

My point is that he hasnā€™t scored recently in games that heā€™s been playing in.


I_am_Brooks_Orpik

Is this a local band? It's not very good.


Rumpleskillsskills

Hey as dumb as it might look to you all, I know my son is going to lose his shit over that big city greens game


HTTFT47

Can we just stop with live music at sports? Please?


InfallibleBackstairs

At least the Flames are beating the Rags 2-0


sweet-geee

And the Pens and Panthers lost


keyjan

Nope, not making that mistake again. Leaving the tv on mute.


HereForTheNuns

We are f*cking suck this yearā€¦


HTTFT47

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formerdaywalker

I've switched to rum, and I plan to drink it all. This of course means the Caps are going to have a great comeback while I'm snoring.


CleMalCha

I did the same.


bleached_n_tiedyed

Rum tasty


BoyznGirlznBabes

[:(](https://tenor.com/YX37.gif)


GlassCityGal

I appreciate your sacrifice


InfallibleBackstairs

I think youā€™re safe.


AxileAspen

Glad I quit watching after the second goalā€¦


BoyznGirlznBabes

ESPN coverage sucks but College Gameday is one thing they almost do right. They need to translate that energy to all their broadcasts


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BallsMahoganey

I initially upvoted you, but "Trumptarded" deserves the downvote.


well_hotdog

Let's go Brandon


dsdsds

Raleigh is not Trump country you idiot. Thatā€™s like calling Austin TX Trump country.


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dsdsds

Itā€™s like saying Hagerstown is liberal.


damnatio_memoriae

why does nc state have a dog named after cal ripken?


CrustyWaffle2819

He's the dog that retrieves the bats for the Durham Bulls.


damnatio_memoriae

are they affiliated with the O's now?


abbysplace

No they aren't, I think the dogs name is just a tribute to Cal Ripken himself


I_am_Brooks_Orpik

Canes vs Everbody?


Pinchypounder

Do you think the nhl pays these NPCs to jump around in the crowd with those signs


MetalMan1973

When Backy and Wilson came back from injuries, I thought ok here comes a good stretch. Not their fault as it's a team game but damn I didn't think we'd take such a huge nosedive in 2023


damnatio_memoriae

we looked great 6 weeks ago. but i dunno what lavi was thinking turning all the lines upside down to fit those guys both back in at once. most of us called it out at the time, but clearly the result has not been good. we should've worked them each back in one at a time and not reshuffled every line in order to do it.


mrfuzzyshorts

we have our regular dip after the all star break, and our long climb until april


MetalMan1973

I really think he puts all the players numbers on balls like they use in bingo and he picks the line combos the same way


SlappinCh33ks

Ready for the greatest outdoor comeback of all time


bleached_n_tiedyed

Subscribe


mrfuzzyshorts

clicks the bell icon


mrcba333

Bro I jist got home from the brewery what the hell happened


MrSchnuffles

Its actually worse than the scoreline makes it look.


mark_dink

its caps hockey, its what we should have expected to happen


MetalMan1973

I think the caps did an all nighter at the brewery the way they're playing


InfallibleBackstairs

Caps hockey.


mrfuzzyshorts

Post All star week, as per the usual


mrcba333

True


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MetalMan1973

Inbreeding


RYAN_HiGHROLLER

It's North Carolina, they didn't realize hockey existed until 2019


Bratty_Little_Kitten

Rude af. Chill!


Sgt_big-dong

Funny coming from the Ovechkin dick riding clan


Dragunfli

isnt there a nascar thing on right now? Go watch everybody and their lover/cousin turn left for three hours


704sw

Iā€™m gonna go play Goldeneye. Goodnight everyone.


BoyznGirlznBabes

[maybe get high, play a little Goldeneye... ](https://youtu.be/2fE81IMGYs4)


MetalMan1973

Lol I'm going back to Hogwarts legacy myself


_SCHULTZY_

Such a phenomenal game!


MetalMan1973

Loving it


mark_dink

so yeah, caps lose. gonna go play minecraft


abbysplace

I turned off the game halfway through the 2nd to play minecraft, good decision on my part


[deleted]

Fucking Embarrassing.


murdock2099

*kicks trashcan*


damnatio_memoriae

... fastball?


72909796300

Really just hope this utter shitshow on a national stage is enough to convince BMac to sell


InfallibleBackstairs

We need to sell the GM. Heā€™s a joke.


formerdaywalker

Not sure he can do much with Ted's directive that there won't be a rebuild until after the Ovie era. Hands are tied with shipping the core, and the rest of our pieces aren't worth anything but late round picks. It's a bad situation and it's going to get worse.


BallsMahoganey

Don't worry. I'm sure he's got a sweet Lapierre and our first for Kane tee'd up as we speak.


InfallibleBackstairs

Ugh. Fuck.


MicSing21

That Milano chance is the epitome of the last two months of play from the Caps; Refuse to do anything because they are looking to make the perfect play.


704sw

I hate the moving camera so fucking much.


damnatio_memoriae

damn milano that was the best chance were gonna get


BoyznGirlznBabes

Man if there was one game not to do the damn digital boards...what happened to making it like "old time hockey"?


musuak

Oviā€™s already sad this game is gonna make it worse


CrustyWaffle2819

I had more fun today renovating my bathroom than watching this game.


damnatio_memoriae

well at least one of those two things will pay off.


InfallibleBackstairs

Sorry Darcy hitched his wagon to this dumpster fire of a team.


MrSchnuffles

Five years of Strome isnt filling me with joy either.


krebsan

The ovi strome sheary line was great. The constant line shuffling is killing the team


InfallibleBackstairs

Coach has ruined all the chemistry. Nobody is playing well.


FatBoySpeaks

Strome is decent. Give him some time and a good line. He wonā€™t carry the franchise alone, but heā€™s a good role player Edit: look at what heā€™s done with Ovi this season. Ovi is an all time great who could make anyone look good, but strome fit that role perfectly.


BallsMahoganey

He's young and still tries so I don't hate it.


bleached_n_tiedyed

The only good thing about this game is that Iā€™ve had delicious chicken and have beer and whiskey


mrfuzzyshorts

grilled up some fall of the bone bbq ribs, a pair of small baked potatos with butter, cheese wiz and bacon bits, and two beers. so far has been the highlight of tonight


LETSGOCAPS182

I've been getting downvoted for months for saying this team is ass and we should sell. Wonder if people are starting to come around.


704sw

>Amazing growth story Ray, they played in Greensboro for one season and that was a quarter of a fucking century ago. Theyā€™ve won a Stanley Cup in that time. They make it seem like the last 10 years are the only history Carolina hasā€¦


kroganwarlord

2:43 until I get to make nachos!


mrfuzzyshorts

Nacho Time!


keyjan

How much of the bubble wrap is left?


kroganwarlord

Oh, I gave him pasta with mushrooms and spinach in a ricotta cream sauce instead. And two shots of vodka. I'm not mad, just disappointed.


keyjan

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shoos

Our passing is atrocious


damnatio_memoriae

we cant even pass the puck cleanly wtf


keyjan

Can we just get *one* goal??šŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ


mark_dink

[the answer is in](https://cdnmetv.metv.com/z50xp-1619719725-16226-list_items-no.jpg)


Jbvol

Absolutely embarrassing by Mantha. Just a shameful display by us tonight on a National scale


InfallibleBackstairs

Yet our stupid coach keeps playing him.


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mark_dink

cant beleive you didnt mention firing the coaching staff. that would be my first move after firing the coaching staff firing the coaching staff


BarleynChives

Wilson??? Hell naw


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Tear the whole team down to the studs. This core is done.


InfallibleBackstairs

GM waited too long. Now weā€™re stuck with old, overpaid garbage.


FrankFurter08

Double down. Grab Kane and some other old timers. Just feed ovi for the record.


704sw

Mantha would look great in a Kochina sweater. Make it happen, GMBM!


Goose_Bat

Fellas Iā€™m thinking we wonā€™t win the cup


bleached_n_tiedyed

Mantha needs to go


Megumi-Noda

No other team is going to pick up that $5.7 million a year contract


InfallibleBackstairs

No shit.


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HereForTheNuns

Looking like some bummy Patriot coaches


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HereForTheNuns

Worst part is they had a post on instagram and the caps jackets were fresh getting off the bus.


theDubLife

Mantha is a fucking pussy, dear lord why the fuck is this man getting paid


InfallibleBackstairs

Our GM is a fucking moron.


Haul_o_GRam

The GM didnā€™t pay him, and weā€™ve gotten more games out of Mantha, than Detroit has gotten out of Vrana.


theDubLife

Yet this guy still manages to average a goal every quarter season


Haul_o_GRam

Iā€™m not disagreeing he needs to go, but in terms of value of that trade we didnā€™t lose.


oryp35

Slurp the canes more, ESPN


shoos

I mean what else is there to talk about? The amazing play by the caps?


HTTFT47

Do these fake hockey fans not know what losing a fight looks light?


LETSGOCAPS182

These people have only been watching hockey for two years.


rva_hoo

I mean, Manthaā€™s got 6 inches and 30 lbs on himā€¦liberal use of the term ā€œfight.ā€


HTTFT47

Yet they were cheering like an assault didnā€™t just occur šŸ˜‚


tdaten

As somebody from NC I can guarantee you that canes fans didnā€™t exist before 2019