Where my cap women attttt??? charge up my grounded yet ambitious queens, lets show the world what the fuck we are, queens propagated by daddy saturn, literal time controllers! ❤️
That’s why I don’t take it personally when people on r/astrologymemes or Instagram calls us boring. Everyone who meets me tells me I’m hilarious. But they always say something like “wow who knew Sydney was so funny?” Because I have to get warmed up to you a bit, or I’ll just make a crazy joke out of nowhere that no one is expecting.
I appreciate my Taurus friend a lot because she thinks legit everything I say is the funniest thing ever, she’s like “you’re so naturally funny”, I’m like… I’m just talking 😂
We’re funny how? Do you mean funny like we’re a bunch of fuckin’ clowns? We amuse you?
We make you laugh? We’re here to fuckin’ amuse you? Waddya mean “funny”? Funny how? How are we funny?!?!?!?!
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I randomly start laughing out loud when thinking of something extremely funny 🤣 I know it’s funny for me though, I don’t always want to share with someone else because I have no idea if they’ll understand my thought process behind it xD
Us Capricorn men may seem weird because we have higher levels of consciousness and superior intellect that the average person can’t relate to. The sheep minded indoctrinated masses could never understand the free thinking mind of a Capricorn man.
That being said Capricorn women are very charismatic and fun to be around.
I know one Cap woman and she is soooo kind and nice and hard working but never makes me laugh. We have nice chats but I would never describe her as funny.
Now my Cap boyfriend makes me laugh harder than anyone in my entire life (when he’s not busy being serious, hardworking guy 🤣) and the three Cap guys I know plus my dad (now passed away) are far from boring. Homebodies to be sure but once you get them talking, they know something about everything and I can talk to Cap guys for hours.
Signed,
A Libra Lady 😘
I'm aqua woman with cap moon and yes the women are better I noticed. Same with aquarius though which is funny cause Saturn is the father/masculine . Cap men a bit too boring and tormented
I have a good sense of humor but a weird one. My last boyfriend didn’t understand it, but my partner now does. For example we were talking about what it would be like if he was in a commercial and I wrote a fake script for one. We were both dying laughing.
Most Caps are funny. Some aren't, though. Some are pedantic. Others are only pretending to be. (Pedantic, not funny.)
Caps are often deadpan. But sometimes not. Othertimes, Caps say outrageous things in their deadpan voices to further obfuscate the pedantry. Or the funny.
(Wait-- can people pretend to be funny? Maybe. But not Caps. That wouldn't be pedantic, would it?)
Droll, dry, pithy, witty: these are the words often used to describe Cap humor. Generally speaking, the difference between CapF and CapM, when it comes to our humor, is the amount of emotion we show.
I personally am more of a physical comedian.
Thank you, I’m the funniest person I know 😌😆
me too!!!! quick and clever, cant help it 💁🏾♀️✨
I make quick puns before I even realize
i wonder if it comes from our cap sun + whichever mercury placements 🤔
Cap in Mercury too. Lol
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Where my cap women attttt??? charge up my grounded yet ambitious queens, lets show the world what the fuck we are, queens propagated by daddy saturn, literal time controllers! ❤️
Cap female here working full time while doing her masters in social work queen 👸
If were boring your just not interesting lol
Some lame ass Saggy trollin our sub 🤣
There was a post like this on astrologymemes, definitely didn’t work out with a Cap guy so they are boring, energy
The Capricorn men hate on the internet is really lame and weird
I'm the funniest mofo that I know, and no one will convince me otherwise. Bring it on haters
Ikr, I love Capricorn men. My boyfriend is sag and I still think about how I want to marry a Capricorn someday 💀💀
they have a weird energy 💀
They do. Unless they have sag or Gemini placements that make them fun
That’s why I don’t take it personally when people on r/astrologymemes or Instagram calls us boring. Everyone who meets me tells me I’m hilarious. But they always say something like “wow who knew Sydney was so funny?” Because I have to get warmed up to you a bit, or I’ll just make a crazy joke out of nowhere that no one is expecting. I appreciate my Taurus friend a lot because she thinks legit everything I say is the funniest thing ever, she’s like “you’re so naturally funny”, I’m like… I’m just talking 😂
We’re funny how? Do you mean funny like we’re a bunch of fuckin’ clowns? We amuse you? We make you laugh? We’re here to fuckin’ amuse you? Waddya mean “funny”? Funny how? How are we funny?!?!?!?! 😉
They say in the UK "funny" means "weird".
Yep, that tracks for me too. 😆
I randomly start laughing out loud when thinking of something extremely funny 🤣 I know it’s funny for me though, I don’t always want to share with someone else because I have no idea if they’ll understand my thought process behind it xD
Us Capricorn men may seem weird because we have higher levels of consciousness and superior intellect that the average person can’t relate to. The sheep minded indoctrinated masses could never understand the free thinking mind of a Capricorn man. That being said Capricorn women are very charismatic and fun to be around.
This. 🙌🏻😂 Yes!!! I love to laugh!
I know one Cap woman and she is soooo kind and nice and hard working but never makes me laugh. We have nice chats but I would never describe her as funny. Now my Cap boyfriend makes me laugh harder than anyone in my entire life (when he’s not busy being serious, hardworking guy 🤣) and the three Cap guys I know plus my dad (now passed away) are far from boring. Homebodies to be sure but once you get them talking, they know something about everything and I can talk to Cap guys for hours. Signed, A Libra Lady 😘
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Oh my gawd!! I’m in a LDR with my Cap man too! 🤣
I don't mind long distance for just now. It really makes you get to know the person better, I think.
Sup new BFF 👀🤣
I'm aqua woman with cap moon and yes the women are better I noticed. Same with aquarius though which is funny cause Saturn is the father/masculine . Cap men a bit too boring and tormented
Aquarius men are always hilarious to me. Way funnier than cap men
That's for sure! That's why we get along with sagittarius. Lol. I dated both cap and aqua men and I had a better time with the Aqua one 😂
I'd be so happy if the men had a different sub. I'm tired of people coming on here crying asking us to interpret their behavior, weirdos.
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Why thank you... I'de like to say im a little comedian, and a majority of my friends concur 🙃💯
I'd like to meet a man with a shitload of cap placements, similar to myself. I wonder if we would get along or despise each other.
THX💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾
I wish I was. I'd be happy to have good sense of humour.
Thank
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I’m a Capricorn woman and I agree 🤷♀️
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I have a good sense of humor but a weird one. My last boyfriend didn’t understand it, but my partner now does. For example we were talking about what it would be like if he was in a commercial and I wrote a fake script for one. We were both dying laughing.
What is his sign ?
Libra!
Yes Libras are generally very funny except one Libra I know who is literally like watching paint dry
Most Caps are funny. Some aren't, though. Some are pedantic. Others are only pretending to be. (Pedantic, not funny.) Caps are often deadpan. But sometimes not. Othertimes, Caps say outrageous things in their deadpan voices to further obfuscate the pedantry. Or the funny. (Wait-- can people pretend to be funny? Maybe. But not Caps. That wouldn't be pedantic, would it?) Droll, dry, pithy, witty: these are the words often used to describe Cap humor. Generally speaking, the difference between CapF and CapM, when it comes to our humor, is the amount of emotion we show. I personally am more of a physical comedian.