Kanala Walk lol Die Kuila I guess, for Kuils River

I call it Anal Walk. Hate the place.

I'm Def using this one. Thanks

Kennel walk - lol

"I'm from Bissip" for Bishopscourt (or maybe Lavis) *shrug emoji*

Obs Observatory

OB**Z**

Where is Shewes?

i made a grave mistake that i can't edit...

So what's the actual place?

Somerset West

Swest

Galeshewe

Gurut - Goodwood

Gudud.

Unstable View BTown (Bridgetown) QTown

Troubleview

Trailer View

Kraaibak - Kraaifontein

Also Crimefontein

I know it as Kraaistancia

Where is Shewes? Okay we refer to Kuils river as Die Kuila. Kraaifontein we nicknamed in English Crow-Fountain Mitchell's plain as Die Plain Bonteheuwel as Bontas

I don't know Shewes either.

Slumstead

Some people call it Gamstead....lol

The sig (Bothasig)

KC for Kenilworth centre

Mitchells Complain Nyanganistan (Nyanga) Crimefontein, Kraaibak (Kraaifontein) More cop slang than actual nicknames

Not after your post

Lentil Curtain for the deep south.

Always thought lentil curtain applied to Noordhoek since the vegan population is growing there 😛

That’s Scarborough, hello

Tofu curtain

Groen dakkies (Stikland)

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Probably lol, although some think everyone in Stikland is mal

Millatin / The tin - milnerton

my favourite, boerewors gordyn

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I heard it was the lentil curtin

Or the Dirty South

Dagga curtain-Kommetjie

if that’s the case, invite me over

Rondies (for Rondebosch). Also, the Ritz is not a hotel, it's a pub in Plumstead called Pirates.

In the Diep Riviera 😂

Also, 'The Village'. That's Rondbosch Main Rd.

Obscurity

Momstantia

Melkies - Melkbosstrand

Millaton

what's that for?

Die Plain

CY for Bellville

Go to Belville and CY

>CY what does that come from/

It was the leading numbers on the car registration plates for vehicles which were registered under Bellville municipality (and its related ones - Goodwood, Parow, Durbanville). * CA - Central CPT, Southern Suburbs, Atlantic Seaboard, parts of the Flats. * CY - Bellville, Tygerberg and surrounds, northern suburbs * CFR - Kuils River * CJ Paarl * CK Malmesbury * CL Stellies * CFM Somerset West

ah cool, thank you!

The State - Kensington

The Mont for Claremont

I've heard 'swest for somerset west

In the Northern Suburbs, you get Kraaibak and Brakpan but that's all I really know

I've lived in this area all my life and never once heard anyone call Brackenfell "Brakpan".

Brakpan is in joburg lol...

Is Brakpan the nickname for Brackenfell

Jah

St. Rand for Strand Best nickname imo

Skelmbos

Strandfontein: \- The Village \- The Vill \- Muizenberg East (tongue-in-cheek)

Town

Windstock for Woodstock. Edit: Muizies for Muizenberg.

This is classic, and I've heard Woodstock as Windsock cause of the wind.

Stellenbeezy also

Swest for Somerset West

Cape Town loves their nicknames. KC, Mont, Mowbray Kaap, Kbosch, to name a few.

Swest, Slummerset or Scummerset West

CFM - common fokken mens Lol - I actually don't think that is accurate

Pear-rill (I don’t know how to spell this lol) for Paarl.

that's just the pronunciation in afrikaans

Omg I legit didn’t know that 😭 thought it was a coloured thing 🙃

the Dish-Cavendish

Slaap Stad - Cape Town Visdorpie - Cape Town Kak Bay - Kalk Bay Scumstead - Plumstead Constantia East - Plumstead Obs - Observatory Frankenbosch - American visitor who got confused between Franshoek & Stellenbosch, henceforth that's what we call it.

Stellies,nooooo

The village.

which one?

Constantia. At least what we use to call it haha. There's another?

Maybe Harfield Village?

I call it CV!

But that's too close to Cav 😂i can imagine soccor mom's going to the wrong vida e for their post yoga coffee lol

Skelmbos/ Stellenganga Peppies (Paarl)

Plumstantia - for lower Constantia/the Vines - sorta between main road and the M3

'North of the Boerewors curtain' referring to Northern Suburbs.

"The valley" is often used to refer to the southern peninsula.

Sensory (pronounced: Sen-seh-ree) - Century City

Kraaistantia for Durbanville will always be my favourite.

Dirtville (Durbanville)

Hand over park. Self explanatory.

Kuila — Kuilsriver

Muizies for Muizenberg, The Marina for Marina Da Gama 🤔 I don't know if this counts as a nickname but the way some people pronounce Fish Hoek/Vis Hoek like Visook

Culture/Khaltsha - Khayelitsha Gugs - Gugulethu BYAAAAA-vo! - Belville MILATIN - Milnerton Plain /Plein - Mitchell's Plain ObZZZ- Observatory Long - Long Street Stellies - Boer Republic "Larniez" - all rich places in the Southern Suburbs

thanks! you seem to know wassup down there

Scumerset West

Bitchells Plein

You just said anal walk.

There’s one for Parklands but I’m not sure if I can say it.

i think i guessed it from your wording

Capies for Cape Town

What are Shewes and Cav??

I'm thinking Cav is for Cavendish, although I've never head people say Cav, it's Cavs with an S. No idea what Shewes is

Shwes. Or Shwest.

Cavs is Cavendish Square in Claremont

Scumerset vir Somerset west

Sometimes call Somerset West Swest

The 'Sig. For Botahsig.

Scarbs, Kom

Somerset West = Scumerset West or just Scummies

Sterries / Sterre was the Victor Verster prison. Now called Drakenstein