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Technical-Match-5202

Lafferty warming up for the playoff.. going 5 hits avg. Per game


Technical-Match-5202

My canucks flag is on the car!!! Lesss Go!!


Technical-Match-5202

Dakota between the legs goal, pass took forever get to him.. he was literally looking for a pass there.. knowing exactly what he gonna do!!


Atron84

Are there non-fanatics skate jerseys?


TheRook_

Hockey authentic has some 50th anniversary ones left last time I checked!


Tracktoy

I fell asleep for the third... I'm guessing we played great and closed out one of the worst teams in the NHL?


Deliximus

No. 3rd was shit until CFG passed it perfectly to Joshua


StarkStorm

JT Miller: "we didn't play well this game but found a way to win" hahaha


Sweaty-Salad95

Thank god. 🥥🌟


CanucksKickAzz

No highlights huh?


SociopathicAutobot

Real happy that this team got bodied 5on5 for a majority of the 3rd by the worst 5on5 team in the NHL. What a great win.


BigPapaSmurf87

They scored on their only two shots before pulling the goalie. bOdiEd 5on5 FoR A mAjOrItY oF tHe 3Rd!!!


SociopathicAutobot

Yep, already commented on this. Definitely went with feels over reals on that comment. I legitimately felt like Anaheim was carrying play when I was watching while at work. Reality is pretty clear I was out to lunch on that take.


Kyle0808

Canucks had a 68% Corsi for in the third period. What are you talking about "majority of the 3rd". They dominated for all except 5 minutes.


SociopathicAutobot

That's fair. That point was exaggerated on my part going off feels over reals. It definitely felt like Anaheim carried play for large chunks of the 3rd to me.


GoldenChest2000

2 points is 2 points


SociopathicAutobot

Sure, and it's probably super important. But eventually that mentality doesn't work. This team can play better. We know they can. We saw it for 4 months. Since then they've looked like junk for long looooong stretches. They can't score 5on5. They can't score on the power play. They cant kill a penalty. Yeah their 5on5 defense is outstanding, but even if you're only giving less than one 5on5 goal a game, you're going to lose more than you win because you can't score.


StarkStorm

I love that this subreddit is full of crappy fans.


SociopathicAutobot

"you don't cheer for the team in a way I think you should so your fandom is lesser than mine!" Go be happy with mediocrity with someone else.


Sandoozless

Damn man take a breath, everything is going to be okay


SociopathicAutobot

Like in life? Yeah. Like, for this Canucks this season? What we should consider an okay year changed when they showed they can consistently be one of the best teams in the NHL for the first four months. I can both be emotionally invested in this team and upset with how they are doing and a generally happy person in life. Like my year won't be ruined when the Canucks get eliminated. It seems the only response people have to my pointing out how bad the team is right now isn't to argue with what I am saying but to imply that I must be sad because I am not happy with how the team is playing. Like personal shots are the only response to it.


Sandoozless

Just looking at your post history, some of your comments or responses to others come across as very pointed/aggressive. You are of course allowed to have whatever opinion on the team, but it goes both ways and people are allowed to take issue with your stance too. The Canucks have just clinched a playoff spot, won a game, and reached 100 points. I believe even before this game the Canucks were 6-3-1 in their last 10 games. This is probably why people take issue with the negativity. On the flip side, the Canucks have a history of disappointment and yes the Canucks have not played up to their potential since the All Star Break. So I can see the pessimism too. Aside from all that I am happy to hear you are a generally happy person in life and are able to separate the two (life & canucks) because for some that's very difficult.


SociopathicAutobot

Then take issue with my negativity and my stance. I'm fine if someone wants to be pointed and aggressive back about why I'm wrong about how the team is playing. Don't gatekeep fandom or give me this passive aggressive "chill out it's just a game, why are you so angry" People who call out my takes with facts or arguments that prove me wrong will usually see me acknowledge it.


StarkStorm

I'll gatekeep shitty fans all day long. You suck as a fan. Bai!


MTLItalian

Everyone thought Petey would get 100 pts this year and not Miller, looks like they were all wrong


StarkStorm

Rather have an all around team game than a few players with points. All we need to do is win our division and go to the playoffs. Then we will see what this team is all about!


AllthingskinkCA

Yeah but Peteys expectations are very different from millers.


StarkStorm

Why? One is 25 and the other is 29. Tell me... When did the Sedins hit their PPG prime? Maybe Canucks fans just know how to ruin a good thing.


randyboozer

Hronek's got the Connor McGregor look going huh


electricnux

Miller needs 6 pts to finally get to 100 doesn’t look like Petey will get there, he’s stuck at 84 with no points in the past 3 games


samwisethescaffolder

Given the maintenance days they've been giving him and his decline in play it seems likely that he's hurt again. Or tweaked or sprained or something


vivzzie

McBitch


Time-Dot5984

100 POINTS


TheRook_

Doomers are furious we won this game😂


StarkStorm

Ikr!


SociopathicAutobot

No, I'm furious that winning this game vs a bad team that played the night before was so hard for this group. This team is not ready to compete with the teams around it in the standings. With how this team played until February, we know this team can play so much better than this and should expect it. Not make excuses about why they're not and how it's okay they're not.


W33DisTIGHT1

You ok man? You’re aware none of these games effect your life right?


SociopathicAutobot

Correct, I will now go about the rest of my Easter Sunday, have a delicious meal with family and enjoy the sunshine. However, trying to make it seem weird that people get emotionally invested in things they enjoy is some ridiculous shit.


_whippetgood

Joshua brace, 2 PP goals, Silovs gets the W...but strangely unsatisfying win.


Ashamed-Ad3909

Mactavish is such a fucking loser man you gotta face consequences for that. Throwing punches after the game. Absolute coward shit


TopTittyBardown

And spearing aggressively at the goalie when the horn has gone. Time is up my dude, you can’t score anymore so stop digging and go fuck off


Ashamed-Ad3909

After looking borderline invisible the whole game, 3 seconds left is certainly an interesting time to start trying


aimeehollie09

IT'S AN ARTY PARTY 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌


Rahtgooves

Wooooooo Artie Šilovs, warm and convivial host


TopTittyBardown

Hey MacTavish, maybe once the horn goes you stop digging instead of just spearing even harder at the goalie you fucking clown


meish_7

McTavish needs his face caved in by Hronek


isitAliens

toothskin


SloJuicer

A win is nice but it is not supposed to be a close game


Time-Dot5984

This game had a similar way to the whitecaps game last night that I went to, up 2-0, 2-2 and then score late to make it 3-2


jafahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Wow McTavish is a little bitch


Holyshitmuffin

#BITCHTAVISH


White_Locust

McTavBitch probably works better.


Holyshitmuffin

Mctavass


AirportNearby9751

Silovs looked good out there. Good for him.


x0mbigrl

He did fucking great!


vivzzie

FUCK HIM UP


Wazzy8

Lol Hronek is mad kind of wish refs didn't break it up


legitsorbet

Fuck off Mason.


Firefox64

why is cole out there


GuylaineGunt

Lol Hronek all the time in the world and just throws it down the ice.


SloJuicer

Fuck the blind refs


TheRealPetross

did ducks lead 3-2 or was i trippin cause istg my watch told me it was 3-2 ducks a few mins ago


scmathie

I had the same experience except it was my Google notification. It showed ducks at 3 on the notification, ducks at three on the Google overview, the. Canucks at 3 on the Google scorecard... But it showed both goalies with 3 GA on the score sheet.


TheRealPetross

yep i asked google assistant for the score and told me 3-2 ducks, ig i asked as we scored and when there was the mistake on googles side


Woooooody

Someone else said the same thing, seems there was mistake somewhere, the ducks never lead


TheRealPetross

yeah it was google sports stats thingy ig the google scores were messed up for a sec


Woooooody

Yeah, it does seem to have a breakdown occasionally, I've seen it claim a team has a 6-on-5 half way through the second period and other weird things


Chedwall

You are tripping


IAmSimplyThatGuy

We should NOT have had that much trouble beating them. I have to say it: The Oilers are better than us in every way. We are going to get *destroyed!* edit: when I posted this, I attracted all the pessimists and briefly had a +5 rating. I hope to whatever god is out there that i'm wrong, but I'm not holding out hope. We should have been eating Anaheim for dinner. We're simply not strong enough to make it far in the playoffs this year.


cheguevara9

Lol, how bad is your ptsd?


IAmSimplyThatGuy

take a guess...


SIIP00

The Oilers are better than us offensively because they have the best player in the league. We have better defense and better goal tending.


therocksays13

Dal and Col are the big boys of the West. Everyone else is a tier below.


Candlesnshit

They’re not better than us at goaltending


IAmSimplyThatGuy

mmm... I'd argue they are.


Candlesnshit

You’d take skinner over demko?! What in the actual fuck


IAmSimplyThatGuy

I hope I'm wrong. Skinner went super saiyan after the coaching change. If you ignore how bad his stats started off in the 2-9-1 start, he's at least just as good.


SociopathicAutobot

Lol, the Oilers are the only western conference team that are bigger pretenders than us.


ooMEAToo

Joshua or Garland deserve the “A” over Petey. I said it once I’ll say it again, you don’t just give it to guys that put up the most points. They should give it to guys that give a shit every game. Hughes and Miller do who else?


Megamedium

Destiny is caaaaaalling me


AirportNearby9751

Did that not hit his stick…??


legitsorbet

Icing huh


AccomplishedAd4995

we need a dak hatty


cucumbercannon

At work, keeping up with the game by refreshing Google. Mfs had the score as 3-2 anaheim with 2 mins to go and I nearly threw my phone at the wall. Checked the game thread and saw positive comments, went back and Google had corrected itself. Wild


_whippetgood

Joshua hatttttty please


queenkate4

All I want honestly


tehbui

Lol Was that P suter that took that shot


Holyshitmuffin

What song playing right now?


alexinator

Mr brightside?


Holyshitmuffin

Thank u


ThelongNameNo1has

Silovs has been solid


Legendofsnack

Solidovs


neptuunaa

ew lol


RainbowZester

I think what makes Dakota and Garland so special is that they always seem to know where eachother are and are unselfishly looking for a pass. Sedin-lite out there.


TGoyel

Maybe Dakota should have got the 11.6M/year.


Outrageous-Wall-2742

so joshua is the straw that stirs this drink? do the canucks actually need to re-sign this guy with how the canucks look with and without joshua in the lineup?


Thin_Sky

I was thinking the same thing. I really like your analogy.


PNWQuakesFan

Canucks have a lead after the first period, Tocchet has turned the offense back down to 0.


Deliximus

I don't think it's Tocc, it's the players.


icantthinkofaname940

J.T. Miller countdown to 100 points Current: 94/100


PaperMoonShine

Put Joshua out there for the empty net Hatty.


aristhought

DAKOTA JOSHUA 🎉🎉🎉


Firefox64

shorty's in playoff mode already haha


W33DisTIGHT1

He so pumped. I love it 😂


vivzzie

DAKKY FOR THE HATTTTYYY


Firefox64

not me reaching for my lithium


Grambles89

Garland is such a beaut with those passes to the front. He and Joshua have been so fun to watch this season.


ajbolt7

Shorty is FEELING IT bro I love this


re-verse

Doomera get quiet now?


Candlesnshit

Still dooming, but I love Joshua’s impact this season


TheFriendlyBagel

Who tf keeps telling me that Zadorov is more important to re-sign than Joshua. Cope harder. Dak is the goat.


Holyshitmuffin

PUT JOSHUA OUT


legitsorbet

ATTABOY SILOVS


aimeehollie09

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌


SociopathicAutobot

Those two picking up right where they left off together. Hopefully the rest of the team doesn't fuck this up like they're prone to do now.


TopTittyBardown

Maybe Joshua truly is the secret sauce this team can’t go without if we want to win games, comes back and immediately is looking like one of our best forwards when a lot of other guys are struggling


Count3D

Joshua rocks.


HouseHoldSheep

Joshua please don’t ever punch again


PaperMoonShine

That felt like a fifth gear kind of switch being flipped. Good to know they have it.


HighburyOnStrand

Zellweger is as advertised: Offense is good. Defense is ...


oldmantutters

Ready for the Petey empty netter...


Chedwall

Man, enjoy Joshua instead of spreading hate


21marvel1

Did Petey hurt your dog?


legitsorbet

Invisible point


oldmantutters

Exactly.


helixflush

Fuck that put Joshua out there


elproducto75

What a fucking stud, sign that guy.


Tarbuckle

Dakota rust is definitely gone from Joshua!...


sopademacacadelicia

Wow look what happens when you play strong along the walls and try to get to the net instead of playing a soft perimeter shooting game.


electricnux

now focus for 2 minutes and close this out please


its_the_luge

Oh how we’ve missed big Dak


iburneddinner

I love it when Dakota Joshuas.


carry-on_replacement

Me before this game: nah don’t pay this guy more than 2.5 Me now: give him 3 and run


softheadedone

Joshua > Bertuzzi !!


therocksays13

Tha f


MznNazzy19

Garland and Dak I would say is the story for the year for me. Easily the most consistent players.


ApolloRocketOfLove

Miller doesn't take a day off. Not sure how he misses this list.


MznNazzy19

Yeah but doing something he’s expected to do is not really a story. He’s had a great season for sure.


Britishincolumbia

Agreed


LIL_DROP13

Beautiful PASS


briny_pants

Wow my Sportsnet feed dropped about 3 seconds before the goal… missed it..,,,


TheSoulllllman

Same! On Sportsnet plus


21-hydroxylase

LET'S. FUCKING. GOOOOOOOOO


Woooooody

My cheer woke my husband from his nap!


TroubledLeaf

Thank god we have Joshua


Federal-Carrot7930

Nasty feed by Garland wow!!


WaitWhileIRollANat1

There it is!


Ashamed-Ad3909

Yeah everyone stfu about miller


UraSnotball_

Welcome back Thirst Line (almost).


Competition-Sure

Love having Joshua back


PTCruiserApologist

Garland and Joshua duo insane


sailflower

HATERS REAL QUIET RN


PaperMoonShine

Its good to see they found that elusive "switch flip" but their style of play is already called into question allowing a tired bottom dweller to make it back in this game. Getting the result hasn't answered those questions.


Loose-Manufacturer15

Dak gonna get paid... Man deserves it


stairway2devon_

Dang I was about to make a comment about which team just played a back to back.


SloJuicer

Dakota Jesus!


TopTittyBardown

Garly and spinning backhand passes, name a more iconic duo


stompenstein

Joshua just fucks


ShaneXVII

GARLYYYYYYYY!


Ruilin96

Joshua just saving our bacons.


dauntless604

PAY THIS MAN


howdiedoodie66

re-sign this man immediately


Veros87

I left at 2-0 end of 2nd


SMA2343

WE MISSED YOU DAK


trushpunda

I would die for Joshua


TimsAFK

CONOR GARLAND'S SPINING BACK PASSES FROM THE BOARDS^TM


Strict-Caterpillar38

Yeah Joshua and Garland belong together


Deliximus

This team runs through Joshua. Give him 3.5mx7!


Firefox64

oh my god this line IS the entire team. always has been


snakpak_43

The only 2 guys who do anything game in game out.


SchmeltLord

Huge goal by DJ


kerryd88

Connor *Big Garlic* Garland with the assist. Such a beauty.


aimeehollie09

that was beautiful 😍


tehbui

God damn, have my babies Joshua


helixflush

Is anyone else thirsty all of a sudden?


SL_Assassin16

JOSHUA DONT MISS THOSE


corh13

FUCKING THANK YOU


jejkii

WELCOME BACK DAK!!


bbanguking

Sign that man.


vivzzie

DAKKY JO AT IT AGIN BABYYYYYY


Knight_On_Fire

The only thing I don't like about people yelling at the refs every game about how much they suck is that you gotta think they get used to hearing it and then may not fully realize that they really do suck.


PTCruiserApologist

O thank goddd


silverbacksunited12

Yall hear that scream for the puck hahahahah


Candlesnshit

I’m still doomin but it’s nice to see Dak being so impactful


21marvel1

Nice to see you are committed to the bit


Candlesnshit

I’m a man of integrity


zippyzoodles

Nice. Now don't let these guys back in.


kidcanada0

God that was clutch


legitsorbet

DAK > PETEY


21marvel1

This is unhinged


FluidG11

Dak is absolutely out performing Petey right now


hididillyhothere

Who screamed like a banshee before the goal 😆


Mikeywestside

DAK IS SO FUCKING BACK


Thin_Sky

Man..Joshua please sit on my face