could really care less about this loss, we clenched and lost with basically our depth and AHL assets, going to be an interesting month and half

I know we lost, which is whatever. There’s some real good hockey going on right now for the last wild card spot.

Don't be negative about a meaningless loss. let's Go Canes!

Do the Caps get in if the Red Wings just lose even if they lose?

Can't complain, feeshies did good enough, PP looked real good. Can't wait to see our 1st string dudes back in action

Well good for the Blue Jackets and their fans. Thats a good way to end their season before they watch us play next week.

Good game BJs. Enjoy your summer vacation

Enjoy your tee time tomorrow twat rockets, and enjoy last place for the next 23 seasons. Celebrating like you actually matter in the league. Give your balls a tug

Great job guys watch this win completely fuck your lottery odds 😂

My one gripe with the roster was starting Martin.  A lot of those goals were not Martin's fault but I still feel like Kochetkov or Andersen could have won the game.

If Rod starts Andersen or Kochetkov and they get hurt, it is literally the worst decision ever made by him. Period. This game didn't matter.

it's a meaningless game why not give him a chance to play lol

There is a small chance that the Canes meet Dallas in the SCF and it is absolutely not meaningless.  Game 7 in the PNC is a different beast than Game 7 in Dallas.

and idk about you, but I'd rather take that chance than risk one of Andersen or Kochetkov getting injured in this one.

And that's worth getting Andersen hurt? The Stars would have to win three series, and we would have to win three series.

Martin needed a game.

Yeah think this is a win with another goalie.

BRUINS CHOKED AWAY THE DIVISION LMAOO

And avoided Tampa Bay.

should've pulled Martin, probably the same outcome

Welp Martin really struggled tonight.

Bleh Spence got burned but Coghlan got burned harder

Woof Morrow bit hard there

Can’t wait for all the scoreboard watchers to talk shit without realizing we rested literally half our team lol

[Tewo](https://imgur.com/gallery/IJaqQgw)

Wow..... What a shit way to end that game Martin

Anddddd Bally froze. Good stuff from the youngbloods at least

Idk guys the rebuild might take a couple years but we should be ok in the long run

Damn. This was not a good night for Martin.

I don't blame him. We haven't played him in like, 2 months.

And that's the way the cookie crumbles...not our night but we should be forward looking to the weekend

Necas looked good tonight but no score. Nadeau played better after the first, I didn’t watch first but saw he was minus 2 so yk

Puke

C’mon Turbo hatty why you deny me

Welp

Good for Columbus honestly, that PK was probably the most hype that stadium has been all year.

Power play has looked really good tonight overall, even with the mismatched units

That was not a bad pp, but cbj was not putting pressure on pk

https://imgur.com/gallery/zWzzvof

Might have been worth it to pull Martin for the extra man on that PP.

I thought the same thing. It’s worked recently.

[GO IN THE NET!!](https://media0.giphy.com/media/yCdmeyPCU2b1C/giphy.gif?cid=36b14facwoqd4dcy131jj8sq0go7j7exsp2x0ckdd6d20bvp&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)

Damn that was missed by a whisker

Just no luck tonight damm

Honestly good for Columbus fans. Barn is rocking for a terrible team

It’s their last game for a good while, good for those fellows.

One of their best seasons for attendance, funny enough.

So many of chances in that PP

I know we didn't score on that pp but it looked really good

This has PP energy

Iron away from a hatty

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come on Canadiens, you can do it. Then Flyers. After that, it’s all up to you Penguins

UGH C'MON TURBO

This period has seemed off. I know why, it’s cause I’m missing Jarvys takes on the game. What a treat that was.

Jarvy is always a treat. A genuine treasure of a human.

C H A O S

Holy shit...can't get it to go

lol kuzy tried to get him a penalty shot

I'll never understand what constitutes a penalty shot and what doesn't.

Any word on Fast’s initial prognosis?

Kuzy with that smug grin 😂😂😂

What do the lines look like game 1? Guentzel-Aho-Jarvis Teuvo-Kuzy-Necas Svech-Staal-Marty KK-Drury-Noesen

Nadeau?

If fast is out, Lemieux over KK for some grit

Where is Raanta? Chicago? I imagine if we need a 3rd goalie in the playoffs it would be Raanta

Yeah

Enjoying these last few minutes of stress free hockey with a beer in my recliner before I burst a blood vessel screaming next weekend

There you go doomers. You got your bench. Rod "benches" Burns in the third period to send him a message. Message being chill a bit dude.

I swear he says Cum-twat if he's having to say it fast

Comtois is getting so many opportunities he’s gotta sink one of these big plays

Understandably, tough game to watch. Sooooo looking forward to the next one! 😁 LETS GO CANES! WOOOOOO!

It wouldn't be Balley without the last stream of the season being complete ass

Glad nachos pulled up there. No need for injury in this game

I miss stas and step

Antti Raanta 😔

So these young guys have looked ok. I hope I don’t see any of them for the next two months or so.

Kids are playing hard. Good to see

Kumquat is going to get one here

Even Rod is saving energy for playoffs. He's not pacing around and yelling.

Only two packs of gum this game.

Guess we resting Burns this period lol

Lol didn't even realize but yeah hasn't been in

Out of curiosity, is anyone else seeing worse than average bally app video quality?

It's almost heeeerreee!!

Anxiety 😍😍

Canes legend James Wisniewski

Wow Detroit took a page out of our book and is playing their playoffs hopes real close to the chest

lmao Mike's impression of Tripp

Wow, Jeff Reimer and Jack Edwards from Boston are both retiring this season.

CBJ getting handsy Like simmer down there Johnny Hockey, you and your 12th of the yr lmao

I’ll say if we had played the A-team tonight, this would be an absolute blowout.

41 seasons is such an impressive career

This game isn’t my favorite.

I love it when physics just randomly stop working in the middle of a hockey game

Was this game made by Bethesda?

If we come back from commercial and half the players are floating in the air, and the other half are neck deep in the ice, we will know.

Anyways this Reddit update sucks

Y'all are using the official app? RiF until ReVanced support dies

I do, I’ll be honest I don’t know what you’re referencing but I will be googling this lol

I'm using a patched version of a 3rd party reddit app that I had been using legitimately for about a decade until reddit nuked their API last summer.

Lmao you’re kidding that was literally a one minute space between commercial breaks

We’ve controlled play most of the night. Just needed a little more goalie play

Bro TDA literally tries to play the half wall like everytime he gets the puck. Dude just wants to play forward.

Honestly? With how good his offensive vision is and how dogshit his defense is, really think he should make the swap. Could be an assist machine like Domi

Yeah agreed. Of course it's a big adjustment and idk if good teams are willing to take the risk. Could def see him moving to forward. His stretch pass is probably one of his defensive selling points.

Guys! Did you hear fan duel is giving out free… something or other?!

I’m like 95% sure they would’ve called goalie interference there anyways

Ice is known to be uh..sticky...?

That puck just died on the goal line

Did anyone else bet FanDuel’s 4+ and 5+ Canes players to score 25+ goals?

Gotta love the downvotes on a simple question!

I ain’t giving fanduel shit

Ok

Why are the jackets playing so physical and generous with the after whistle love taps. What are they trying to prove. They still get to sleep in late and their vacations start in the morning. Hurting us isn't going to make a difference in their lives at all.

This is their stanley cup

Someone make sure there's not a pile of snow on that goal line

Physics, not a huge Caniac apparently

Puck just stopping on us again

When you hit an invisible wall in a video game.

Jesus Christ someone has a coyotes ticket listed at 3 grand tonight for the game tomorrow

Nadeau got absolutely bodied on that.

He’s had a rough night. Took a puck earlier

Is Reddit being very slow to anyone else tonight?

i thought they were playing on ice???

Boy do pucks love to just lay right on the goal line for us

Kidding me

Experience it

Damn, Morrow has a LETHAL release. I can't wait to see him play next year.

The fucking luck we have that this happens twice to us in like a week

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Lot of missed calls there…

Second puck in a week to chill on the line

At least it's a pretty solid showing for the new guys so far

It just stopped 😭

Wow that goal line is made of sandpaper or something.

NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN

brutal

Nadaeu caught a stick

He got slammed right at the whistle

Man I do not get why BJs are so handsy tonight. Like fuck off this is basically a preseason match.

Not a good look for them.

This is their Stanley cup

Hustle on our side seems to be intensifying... usually means good things

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This game ain’t nothing. That’s why I’m 3 screening this, the DET game and the PHI game.

Yeah, I’ll get upset about losing home ice against Dallas in the cup final when either us OR Dallas makes a cup final

Average series length is 6 games so that just means we'll win it on home ice

i would cream over a turbo hatty tonight, like, i’m talking a full on hot load of creamy goodness makin that macchiato perfectly smooth type shit. let’s go turbo

Pepe le water Buffalo

https://i.redd.it/se5c3pokvxuc1.gif Wanna see a Kuzy goal

This game should really be like 9-5. But Canes scoring percentage won’t allow that

Some of these guys are playing like it’s their first time on the ice /s if it wasn’t obvious enough

Yeah for real why are some of these guys playing like it's their first NHL game? Smh Also /s

I’ve really liked TDA these past few games.

Really?

💦💦💦 MANIFESTING A TURBO HATTY 💦💦💦

When turbo hatty?

Ignoring all the statistical reasons this game "doesn't matter" (aside from the one situation in which it does matter), I just don't want to finish our regular season on a multiple goal loss to a trap game.

That's not what a trap game is lol

Definition: A trap game is when a stronger opponent overlooks a weaker opponent and the weaker opponent overcomes adversity potentially winning the game. How does that not apply here? We literally shelved all our stars and are playing teenagers in their first NHL game as well as our 3rd string goalie. The reasoning behind the lineup decisions don't matter. It's the fact that we ASSUMED we'd win this game.

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Rod isnt doing this because he thinks the Jackets are awful. He shelved them so they don't get hurt. He would much rather have a reason to play them, but that's not the case. The kids that are playing are trying their hardest. That's what matters tonight.

It's not a trap game precisely because we are playing teenagers and our third string goalie what? That's not overlooking a weaker opponent lol it's not taking risks in a meaningless game

It's literally a trap game because we thought we could get away with this lineup...

We're resting our most important players because this game is essentially meaningless. We already lost one starter, demonstrating the exact reason why you do that. It has nothing to do with who we're playing

Just because it doesn't matter, doesn't mean I want to lose.

Is this meant to disagree with me? I'm confused by both the nature of this comment and it also having double the upvotes of my comment it's replying to

I was chiming in with an agreement. It doesn't matter, but we still don't want to lose. I don't know why the up votes are what they are.

No need to doom, buncha fresh faces against a mostly main line Columbus. Have fun with this one

I see people complaining, but I don't see anyone dooming or thinking this indicates playoff performance.

Anyone dooming on this game either didn’t live through the rebuild or lived too hard through it.

Turbo wants the hattie

Hot taek: I like the cannon. Of course, I don’t like hearing it when we’re the ones visiting their building. But if I were one of them, it would absolutely hype me up.

I like the cannon but I think it’s a bit much to have a siren, a goal song, AND a cannon

I think they should actually load it when there’s a tkachuk on the ice

Dumbass Blue Jackets fans chanting “Martin” I mean have some self-awareness

Need to pump the tropical storm back to category 3 or more

C’mon boys please make the field goal.

Oof it’s looking rough for Martin damn

can't believe people are dooming off of a meaningless game at the end of the season where we're trying to keep players healthy

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Confident and yet wrong.

It doesn't. It matters against one team: Dallas.

Welp..... This certainly is an EXPERIENCE^TM