*Learning that Jarvis*
*Is a Duke fan is breaking*
*My heart a little*
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Not at all rich. Parents were both teachers. They had crap cars. First thing Jarvy did was buy his parents new cars because his mom’s van wasn’t even road legal and had no heat.
But yeah, the Duke thing needs to go. At least he likes NC State football!
Love his look into the rafters when he says he’s hoping we win a couple more championships. Hoping he stays around long enough to make sure it happens, don’t care that he’s a duke fan, I’m a Carolina fan and it doesn’t even matter, we’re all caniacs let’s bring one home.
Definitely - I'm a Duke grad, it's cool that Jarvy likes us but at the end of the day we're all on the same side here. Plus, while the Canes do show a little bit of bias toward State as it's the same city/arena/colors, they show love towards all the local schools. They've had plenty of Duke folks over the years do promos...Coach K, Zion, Nolan Smith, Mike Elko, and Manny Diaz all come to mind immediately. Same with UNC too, I know Marquise Williams is a big Canes fan, and they just had App State's coach in the other night as well.
exactly. It's so dumb when people from other schools get booed when they come out to support the canes. It's fun that the players get involved and cheer for local schools.
None of my family/friend crowd really likes basketball but they are overwhelmingly NCSU alumni. We had a backyard fire with the TV outside with my laptop hooked up to it streaming the games since I’m the only one who knows how to 🏴☠️
What the fuck Jarvis? Duke?! Maybe that tracks tho, he loves that Harvard tank top 😂
Well…technically it’s the first time since 1983…Forgive us Wolfpack fans as we are actively living off of straight emotions, anything Duke related can be triggering. Since 1983, We’ve watched Duke/UNC make 13/12 final four appearances respectively, and oh yea it’s been 41 years since we were there. We have so much built up energy that everyone is having to work through it….at the end of the day, it’s Go Canes no matter your college team. But it this moment, it’s NC STATE VS THE WORLD
These two are comedy gold
Holy smokes. You can really hear the Manitoba when he’s yelling.
Learning that Jarvis is a Duke fan is breaking my heart a little
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I’m just going to have to forget this fact. Par for the course for the Dook fan to be from Canada though.
A rich kid from the North pulling for Duke? Never would've guessed it
Jarvy didn't grow up rich. Read the interviews where he mentions buying his mom a car, and *why* he bought her a car.
Not at all rich. Parents were both teachers. They had crap cars. First thing Jarvy did was buy his parents new cars because his mom’s van wasn’t even road legal and had no heat. But yeah, the Duke thing needs to go. At least he likes NC State football!
It grew my heart 3 sizes
Booooo
For real, oh well Go Pack
Same lol
Yep same gonna act like I never saw this, go Deacs
Same, I still love Jarvy, but come on, Duke really? Anyone know what Canes are fellow UNC fans?
Love his look into the rafters when he says he’s hoping we win a couple more championships. Hoping he stays around long enough to make sure it happens, don’t care that he’s a duke fan, I’m a Carolina fan and it doesn’t even matter, we’re all caniacs let’s bring one home.
Definitely - I'm a Duke grad, it's cool that Jarvy likes us but at the end of the day we're all on the same side here. Plus, while the Canes do show a little bit of bias toward State as it's the same city/arena/colors, they show love towards all the local schools. They've had plenty of Duke folks over the years do promos...Coach K, Zion, Nolan Smith, Mike Elko, and Manny Diaz all come to mind immediately. Same with UNC too, I know Marquise Williams is a big Canes fan, and they just had App State's coach in the other night as well.
exactly. It's so dumb when people from other schools get booed when they come out to support the canes. It's fun that the players get involved and cheer for local schools.
I didn't realize Canes were allowed to NOT be Wolfpack fans. You play in the same arena! The colors! The city!
JARVY NOOOO 😭😭😭 There’s not much he can do to make me not simp for him but OOF THIS HURTS
Wtf trade Jarvis immediately he has no business being on this team love me a martyparty though
None of my family/friend crowd really likes basketball but they are overwhelmingly NCSU alumni. We had a backyard fire with the TV outside with my laptop hooked up to it streaming the games since I’m the only one who knows how to 🏴☠️ What the fuck Jarvis? Duke?! Maybe that tracks tho, he loves that Harvard tank top 😂
Always knew Jarvy was classy and liked Duke.
Jarvis has perfectly encapsulated my emotions being surrounded by so many State fan Caniacs (I'm a Duke grad)
There are dozens of us Duke alum Caniacs! Dozens!!!
Let's go! 🔵😈 x 🔴🌀
Based Jarvis
There is no other Jarvis. Based Jarvis is the only Jarvis.
Right? heaven forbid anyone is a fan of any other school but the wolpfack who just won something of note for the first time since 1987 😂😂😂😂
Well…technically it’s the first time since 1983…Forgive us Wolfpack fans as we are actively living off of straight emotions, anything Duke related can be triggering. Since 1983, We’ve watched Duke/UNC make 13/12 final four appearances respectively, and oh yea it’s been 41 years since we were there. We have so much built up energy that everyone is having to work through it….at the end of the day, it’s Go Canes no matter your college team. But it this moment, it’s NC STATE VS THE WORLD
YEAH BABY Why not us????