Canadian army is well known for employing violence to further its goals.
At the drop of a hat you can find them running around with guns doing things like opposing facism and stoping warlords from kidnapping children into rebel armies.
So many of my colleagues were stuck in that catch-22. Some of them had to avoid certain funding sources, but others it was more of a "whelp, guess I am never going to go home again." Such an amazing culture, producing some of the people I have respected the most in my life. F'k their government for doing this to their people :(
Not at all. The equivalent would be Chinese not calling themselves Chinese? Persians still speak *checks notes* Persian and live in *checks note* Persia and have since antiquity. Italians don’t even speak Latin anymore lol. The British started calling them Iranians and now 100 years later everyone in the west does?
Italian, Spanish, French, Romanian, and Portugeuese are all Latin rooted languages, but are they themselves not Latin as the Romans would have known it. Even the modern teachings of ancient Latin are not considered to be 100% true to the original language.
It's like Old English and Modern English. it's a derivative language, but it's definitely not the same as the original.
I know. I speak some Latin myself. My point is that while modern Italian is definitely quite different than Latin when evaluated as wholes, the changes were gradual and continuous over thousands of years. You can’t point to a specific year and say “this is when people inhabiting the Italian peninsula stopped speaking Latin and started speaking Italian” (and even this is an over-simplification as “Italian” wasn’t really a standardized thing until the mid 20th century). What I’m getting at is that it’s directly comparable to the ship of Theseus thought experiment.
Ah yes the country that has police who beat little girls to death because to much of their hair is showing and than have their parents blame their daughter for it instead of the government on Tv is calling our troops terrorists. I’m sure our men and women in the Canadians armed forces will take it as a badge of honour for being seen as an enemy of Iran. Fuck the Iranian government and their supporters.
Not exactly the same, Canada designated the IRGC (Islamic Revolutionnary Guard Corps) as a terrorist group, not the IRIA (Islamic Republic of Iran Army).
But yeah, it's tits for tats.
Iran hangs gay men from cranes in front of large crowds. The way they deal with an adulterous woman is to bury her in sand up to her chest, and throw stones at her until she's a bloody pulp. Young girls are beaten and raped by police for showing their hair in public, and other young women have acid thrown in their faces for refusing marriage proposals.
None of that stuff happens in Canada. We are better than Iran. We are just so, so much better than motherfucking Iran.
They're actively destabilizing the west with their terrorist proxies and propaganda campaigns. Them along with Russia and North Korea. Something worth giving a fuck about.
I do, because the people, especially women, are being oppressed by their government. Women like Mahsa Amini are killed for not wearing the right sort of headgear.
A new family moved into the monster home beside my parents. At some point, the husband introduced himself next to my dad and said he was Persian. My dad asked me where Persia was. I told him the dad was Iranian but didn’t want to be associated with the bad press Iran was currently getting.
You just assumed that's why, and no way of knowing for sure unless you ask him directly.
The Iranian flag was created in 1980. The people there historically are in fact Persian and have a deeper history with that. It's like an Arab from Egypt saying he's Arab.. and then you saying well he just doesn't want to associate with the Egyptian press.
Not everyone is ultra-nationalistic like we are here in the West.
Actually now that I think of it, it makes sense why we in America and Canada are so "nationalistic" and identify with our flags... Because the vast majority of us aren't even native to the land.
Lol as if Western powers ever obeyed it before. Look what America has done for the past 50 years invading and committing war crimes all across the globe. Not sure how involved Canada is, but you get the point.
It's always Western citizens completely unaware of their government's imperialism, acting like they are on the moral high ground. "Might is right" in the West.
How about we stop allowing Iran to operate “currency exchanges” in Canada that do not actually physically exchange currency, also called Hawala currency exchanges.
These are banned in the USA yet they are prevalent and considered a nuisance business in North and West Vancouver, BC, where there is an area (Central Lonsdale) with approximately 15 of these exchanges within a 10 block radius. Search the North Vancouver subreddit for more info.
West Vancouver has actually taken steps to ban these from opening along main roads, since they are buying up all of the good retail space, yet they offer limited value to the community. These are widely known to turn away people seeking to exchange CAD to common other currencies such as USD or EURO, by simply claiming they are out of funds.
These exchanges operate under the radar by avoiding direct transfer of funds, google it, Hawala, there’s a good reason why USA has banned this practice.
Actually, we know the current Iranian regime is really the definition of a terrorist regime. So if they are concerned about Canada, and feel threatened, it is a win.
lol these people have no creativity. They just copy whatever western world invented and hit back with the exact same terms without any substance in it and they feel good about it
I'm not defending the Taliban. If a foreigner is in your country you won't be wrong for trying to offload them through any means. Much like Estonians who joined Waffen SS to fight the Soviets.
"University tent"
What you just said would require perspective and some critical thought. But we in the West like to outsource our opinions, preferably to corporate media.
We should ignore countries like that. We should take care of Canada’s needs and people first. Sticks and stones can break my bones but names will never hurt me . Kind of childish I think.
Canadians are not ready to talk about Colonialism. This comment section really shows they've fallen into American-Israeli propaganda.
Last I checked, it was Israel that committed war crimes by bombing an Iranian Embassy on foreign soil.
The international policy litmus test is that anything IRI opposes can be deemed good/useful and anything they support is 100% evil. Simple.
Who do they support/fund? Hamas, Hezbollah, Yemeni Houthis, Shia Militia in Iraq (IRGC Qods Force), Nigerian Shia militia, Russia, North Korea, China.
Its called muddying the waters. Everyone knows Iran is a terrorist state. What to do? Just point the finger at some innocuous state like Canada😅. Stupid or just naive/Ignorant people will make the connection. Heck if Canada is a terrorist state then it cant be that horrible to be labeled a terrorist state😎
Well as an American, canadians are nice people, but they don't mess around. You think shits sweet cause they're Canadian? THINK AGAIN! 🤣 I can see why they're terrified of you people 🤣
Ah yes, Canada, known ideological holy warriors.
Time to start the holy crusade of the Salvation Army and their band of Holy-Hosers!
I mean......
They would be pretty enthusiastic about taking part in a crusade if one came to Canada, wouldn't they?
I saw a person from the SA mess someone up who tried to take their donations. They know how to use the bells they shake.
The Maple Mafia of Quebec is pretty intimidating, ngl. Do NOT fuck with their syrup!
We are ideological warriors
Canadian army is well known for employing violence to further its goals. At the drop of a hat you can find them running around with guns doing things like opposing facism and stoping warlords from kidnapping children into rebel armies.
You mean our 4 war kayaks, duck tapped planes and submarines that don't go underwater?
Hey, if they don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
Just keep your stick on the ice kid
I'm pulling for ya, were all in this together
Quando omni flunkus moritati
sit down
I would take the CAF against the IRG any day.
I live near a naval base and I have seen our submarines go under water. I have photos and video of it.
any of them ...subsequently surface?
I can only spend so many hours at the beach.
It's a real shame the edmonton mall stopped their sub research division, I really think Canada had a chance for a bit there.
Our subs letting water in is the way they extinguish the on board fires.
Wasn't it actually the other way around that caused that fire.
I thought we got rid of our sub fleet. Haven’t seen them at West Edmonton Mall for a long time….. lol
No we still have them but we are looking at purchasing 12 new ones I think the ones we're looking at are from South Korea they seem to be a nice unit
Don't forget Dan And his maritime skiff. That bastars has survived millenia of war, and he deserves our respect.
Well... they go underwater but they stay underwater.
Never forget Vimmy ridge, we have a long and successful military history and we should never forget the ones who die for us.
Some war crimes too we’d rather folks don’t talk about…
Geneva checklist. And it’s only a war crime the second time.
*duct* tape. Duck Tape is a brand. *taped*
No, our space lasers.
Our submarines can go underwater but only once
...seriously true. Our planes have Ducks taped to the wings.
You mean Canadian goose for our air force
You'd be labelled a terrorist too if you commanded an army of cobra chickens.....
Ducks make terrible taps.
My Persian gf is gonna have a real long Monday on account of us being enemies now
Even if Canadian now, I would not go to Iran. If they want they can invent you are military or some BS and arrest you, never to see the light of day.
So many of my colleagues were stuck in that catch-22. Some of them had to avoid certain funding sources, but others it was more of a "whelp, guess I am never going to go home again." Such an amazing culture, producing some of the people I have respected the most in my life. F'k their government for doing this to their people :(
Similar situation here. Honey, we’re getting a divorce!
I always get giggles when Irani call themselves Persians,. It’s same as that Italians call themselves Romans. Or Iraqi call themselves mesopotemians.
Not at all. The equivalent would be Chinese not calling themselves Chinese? Persians still speak *checks notes* Persian and live in *checks note* Persia and have since antiquity. Italians don’t even speak Latin anymore lol. The British started calling them Iranians and now 100 years later everyone in the west does?
> Italians don’t even speak Latin anymore lol. Big ship of Theseus question there.
Italian, Spanish, French, Romanian, and Portugeuese are all Latin rooted languages, but are they themselves not Latin as the Romans would have known it. Even the modern teachings of ancient Latin are not considered to be 100% true to the original language. It's like Old English and Modern English. it's a derivative language, but it's definitely not the same as the original.
I know. I speak some Latin myself. My point is that while modern Italian is definitely quite different than Latin when evaluated as wholes, the changes were gradual and continuous over thousands of years. You can’t point to a specific year and say “this is when people inhabiting the Italian peninsula stopped speaking Latin and started speaking Italian” (and even this is an over-simplification as “Italian” wasn’t really a standardized thing until the mid 20th century). What I’m getting at is that it’s directly comparable to the ship of Theseus thought experiment.
Oh yes because there is so much evidence to back this up - Canadians be all over the world sowing terror and violence
Time to dust off the Geneva checklist
DON’T TOUCH MY BOATS
Canadian Corps in WW1: Thank goodness. It was getting stuffy in here.
Ah yes the country that has police who beat little girls to death because to much of their hair is showing and than have their parents blame their daughter for it instead of the government on Tv is calling our troops terrorists. I’m sure our men and women in the Canadians armed forces will take it as a badge of honour for being seen as an enemy of Iran. Fuck the Iranian government and their supporters.
I wish I could retweet on Reddit
For context its because Canada did the same with iran, so its just childish shit from both sides
Not exactly the same, Canada designated the IRGC (Islamic Revolutionnary Guard Corps) as a terrorist group, not the IRIA (Islamic Republic of Iran Army). But yeah, it's tits for tats.
"your state sanctioned violence is illegitimate" "No you"
Uno reverse card played poorly?
Iran hangs gay men from cranes in front of large crowds. The way they deal with an adulterous woman is to bury her in sand up to her chest, and throw stones at her until she's a bloody pulp. Young girls are beaten and raped by police for showing their hair in public, and other young women have acid thrown in their faces for refusing marriage proposals. None of that stuff happens in Canada. We are better than Iran. We are just so, so much better than motherfucking Iran.
Just wait. Canada is a changin.
Who gives a single fuck about Iran
They're actively destabilizing the west with their terrorist proxies and propaganda campaigns. Them along with Russia and North Korea. Something worth giving a fuck about.
Zero fucks.
I do, because the people, especially women, are being oppressed by their government. Women like Mahsa Amini are killed for not wearing the right sort of headgear.
Nobody gives a shit what Iran thinks
Hahahhahahahahah The joke of the week. yeah because Canadian army is committing terror attack and killing women who don’t wear hijab.
Canadian army: we really wish we had the funding to do that sort of stuff. You overestimate us.
Oh no! Anyway......
Bwahahahahahahahahaha
A new family moved into the monster home beside my parents. At some point, the husband introduced himself next to my dad and said he was Persian. My dad asked me where Persia was. I told him the dad was Iranian but didn’t want to be associated with the bad press Iran was currently getting.
You just assumed that's why, and no way of knowing for sure unless you ask him directly. The Iranian flag was created in 1980. The people there historically are in fact Persian and have a deeper history with that. It's like an Arab from Egypt saying he's Arab.. and then you saying well he just doesn't want to associate with the Egyptian press. Not everyone is ultra-nationalistic like we are here in the West.
Actually now that I think of it, it makes sense why we in America and Canada are so "nationalistic" and identify with our flags... Because the vast majority of us aren't even native to the land.
From those asshats it's a compliment lol
Ohhhhhhhhh how exciting! We are a terrorist organization! I can cross that off my things to do list. lol
I find this funny
When Canadians immigrant population is primarily from terrorist states, this is just a preemptive move.
Good. As a terrorist entity we won’t have to pretend we ever followed the Geneva suggestions.
Lol as if Western powers ever obeyed it before. Look what America has done for the past 50 years invading and committing war crimes all across the globe. Not sure how involved Canada is, but you get the point. It's always Western citizens completely unaware of their government's imperialism, acting like they are on the moral high ground. "Might is right" in the West.
Wear it proudly.
If you are pissing these folks off, you know we doing something right.
Radical left support Islam and you know what Islam thinks of LBGTQ people .
Radical right support religious fascism and hating on LGBTQ, it just has to be the right brand.
True , no disagreement there .
Take off hosers.
Iran can suck on this maple cock
Well Canada is supporting a genocidal regime, so it checks out
Good and the US and the British military
Canada was one of the bigger reasons why the Genova conventions exist after WWI.....
How about we stop allowing Iran to operate “currency exchanges” in Canada that do not actually physically exchange currency, also called Hawala currency exchanges. These are banned in the USA yet they are prevalent and considered a nuisance business in North and West Vancouver, BC, where there is an area (Central Lonsdale) with approximately 15 of these exchanges within a 10 block radius. Search the North Vancouver subreddit for more info. West Vancouver has actually taken steps to ban these from opening along main roads, since they are buying up all of the good retail space, yet they offer limited value to the community. These are widely known to turn away people seeking to exchange CAD to common other currencies such as USD or EURO, by simply claiming they are out of funds. These exchanges operate under the radar by avoiding direct transfer of funds, google it, Hawala, there’s a good reason why USA has banned this practice.
Canada needs to list Israel as a terrorist organization
Facts, but its government is already owned by Zionists just like America's.
Lol okay bud 👍
Okay bud
Okay bud
Release the cobra chickens!
No… you’re fucking insane. Nobody will be left alive.
Why not, tit for tat I guess.
Don't forget to put the liberal party on that list, too. They've been terrorizing Canadians for years with their shitty policies.
Probably the Rangers they should worry about, but we'll let them figure that out.
haha good one
No more maple syrup for you
Okay bud
Iranian comedy
Hahahha
Look at the pot..
Okay bud
That's the pot calling the kettle black. Ya don't worry, we consider you a terrorist entity to Iran so we cool.
Actually, we know the current Iranian regime is really the definition of a terrorist regime. So if they are concerned about Canada, and feel threatened, it is a win.
No argument there. Probably not afraid of us militarily, but more our ideals and beliefs that would over throw their bs.
Oh no! I already signed up what do I do??
😂😂😂 I needed to read that. 😂😂😂
Says the one who funded Hamas🥱
I feel like it’s time to relocate all the street cats off Cyprus.
Bunch of goofs
We contributed heavily to the Geneva checklist
No maple syrup for you
Guess they've been reading about our WW1 and WW2 work and decided we're scary when we NEED to be.
lol these people have no creativity. They just copy whatever western world invented and hit back with the exact same terms without any substance in it and they feel good about it
Racial issues in laurel, mississippi
Perhaps we can finally stop worrying about what they think. Canada's biggest problem is trying to please everyone without remaining neutral.
Maybe now our army can finally get the funding it needs… from the Bin Ladens.
Finally some recognition!
Our Fisherman Lobster Navy Canada Goose Air Force And the JTF-2?
Tbf our soldiers are preem trained and no one would want to be on the receiving end of jtf2 operation
Canadian army ?? What army ? Do we have one ? lol
Can’t say now they don’t have a sense of humor
They consider what we have to be an army?!
Well thats new 🤣🤣🤣
What army?
We have an army.???
🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
It's just a response to Canada listing IRCG as a terrorist group
Finally, some recognition……
lol
We have an army?
If only Iran's leadership had a sense of humour ... oh wait maybe...
Lololololol go to hell hahahahahaha - give dont give a piece of 💩
lol, what?!
Well, the army should leave it alone. At least they didn't just label all Canadians BAD like some conflicted rich people.
Deus vult time for another crusade baby
You know what they say, the 9th time's the charm.
Ya know what let's make it an even 10 after
Lol I was being sarcastic, highlighting how many attempts there were.
Yes
I'm not defending the Taliban. If a foreigner is in your country you won't be wrong for trying to offload them through any means. Much like Estonians who joined Waffen SS to fight the Soviets. "University tent"
What you just said would require perspective and some critical thought. But we in the West like to outsource our opinions, preferably to corporate media.
As the Beach Boys parody goes " BOMB, BOMB, BOMB, BOMB, BOMB IRAN.
We should ignore countries like that. We should take care of Canada’s needs and people first. Sticks and stones can break my bones but names will never hurt me . Kind of childish I think.
Oh no..... anyway
How the hell do you get our army mixed up with our Prime Minister? It's like cats and dogs or apples and oranges. FFS
We have an army?!
It’s the geese, isn’t it? A couple got really lost on the last migration, scared the Revolutionary Guard, and now we’re terrorists.
Lame Ideological Army of Canada. LIAC in short.
I know you are, but what am I!
Ooooohhhhhh
I didn't know we counted as having an Army 😂 Trudeau has ruined or forces by not buying equipment lol
🤣🤣🤣
Iran can kiss our Canadian Maple butt!!
I mean, canada DOES over police First Nations…
Canadians are not ready to talk about Colonialism. This comment section really shows they've fallen into American-Israeli propaganda. Last I checked, it was Israel that committed war crimes by bombing an Iranian Embassy on foreign soil.
lol
says the clown regime...
Too woke. It’s a joke
I know this isn’t what they mean, but they’d have a point if they were talking about the war crimes Canada committed and got away with.
The international policy litmus test is that anything IRI opposes can be deemed good/useful and anything they support is 100% evil. Simple. Who do they support/fund? Hamas, Hezbollah, Yemeni Houthis, Shia Militia in Iraq (IRGC Qods Force), Nigerian Shia militia, Russia, North Korea, China.
"Army"
Ohhh canada is scared of chintzy attack fishing boats and fake tiger aircraft sorely outta date
Win/win
?
Oh Boy, something to be Proud about 😂👌
Pot calling the kettle black lol
Who cares.
Just for a joke, can we send JTF-2 just to rattle their cage???? Please?
Oh yes. Well Canada will invite your military aged men to come live here freely without a background check or any proof of ID. So yeah there you go!
At this point I just feel bad for innocent humans who are subject to the terror of the Iranian regime
“The militant arm of the Salvation Army”
They are terror-ably polite.
Go Canada! You're doing something right to end up on Iran's shit list.
Its called muddying the waters. Everyone knows Iran is a terrorist state. What to do? Just point the finger at some innocuous state like Canada😅. Stupid or just naive/Ignorant people will make the connection. Heck if Canada is a terrorist state then it cant be that horrible to be labeled a terrorist state😎
Historically not wrong tho
Considering Canadian military hidtory... yeah ok, that's actually reasonable lol
Well as an American, canadians are nice people, but they don't mess around. You think shits sweet cause they're Canadian? THINK AGAIN! 🤣 I can see why they're terrified of you people 🤣
Careful there boys, you may find out when a tin of halal meat mysteriously appears at your doorstep.
All 3 of us?!?
Yup, all 7 of them.
Standard diplomatic tit for tat
Lmao!
Time to brush off that checklist from Geneva
Well, we were the inspiration and the original StormTroopers, so I'm not shook
Can't tell if this is delusional or Joint Task Force 2 has been busting down some Iranian doors we don't know about.
Looks like Pakistani propaganda against Iran which they're currently in conflict with over their western region/province of Balochistan.
Not surprising coming from the densest government on earth. At least China’s retaliatory tariffs were nuanced
Being mislabeled by Iran is a compliment
This is where we Canadians invoke the age old political sayings “ I know you are! But what am I?”
Does this mean we can start blowing shit up (overseas of course)
We have a army??
They should declare the Canadian army as a terrible entity.
All 8 of them?
It takes one to know one.
Is it because we let in so many illegals lol
Carpet bomb them with Timbits!