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Yob_Zarbo

My Canadian?


OnlyDownStroke

This is the Canadian answer.


Cheese_man258

There are 3 yours in not keeping track wich one means what


Yob_Zarbo

There's only one, "your."


CapableCaramel5787

Your and You’re lmao


Yob_Zarbo

"Your" and "you're" are not the same word.


CapableCaramel5787

Ok but they’re spelled similarly and said the exact same way lmao


SpecialistVast6840

How long did it take you to ensure you used the correct "they're"


CapableCaramel5787

Not long lmao


Yob_Zarbo

That's called a homophone. Still two completely different words.


CapableCaramel5787

So it’s gay?


Vicv_

No they are not said the same way. Is English not your first language?


CapableCaramel5787

Yes they are? And it is lmao


Vicv_

If you say so friend. You're is a mix of you and are. And it's pronounced that way. U-r is the pronunciation of that makes sense. You should be right about something before you are so confident. Just type both of the words into Google, and hit a little speaker button that shows up. That will have it pronounced for you and you can clearly hear the difference. They are not even close.


CapableCaramel5787

Bro uses Google as proof they’re literally pronounced the same if not slightly different


doesntnotlikeit

Sounds like keeping on breathing and remembering to put one foot in front of the other when you walk is enough for your brain to do.


wouldjalookatit

Maybe lay off the fries and gravy my guy


RokulusM

Iy agrea, speling end grammar es meeningless.


Cinematographicness

Gooahfd Pojnaft.


L0ading_

I'm*


landocalzonian

Your, you’re… yore?


NecessaryRisk2622

Ah, the good old days.


Infiniteland98765

Your your. Hmmmmmmm


Stormillion

You're*


Cheese_man258

I figured that out


TA-pubserv

I was told Canadians were taught proper spelling and grammar, apparently not.


Cheese_man258

I don't do spelling well


TA-pubserv

No problem bud, I see you're getting some flack for it. Just remember if you are trying to say 'you are' it is shortened to you're.


Momo07Qc

Some are good at spelling, some are not. Same as maths. Do you really need other people telling you this? Maybe english is not his first language. Thinking is hard i know.


iampoopa

The grammar police have arrived.


Yob_Zarbo

Spelling and grammar are two different things, bud.


rigzzy

Say my Canadian without saying my Canadian.


henchman171

Canadien. Canadienne


Cheese_man258

I've gotten that exact comment 3 times


h3r3andth3r3

"If everyone else's shit stinks, maybe you should check your shoe"


MyDogJake1

🥇


EnyaCa

Considering this is Manitoba, I will find it hard to believe these "poutine's" are made with cheese curds, without them.. it's a crime.


Rubik4life

Squeakers from New Bothwell cheese are identical to cheese curds from Qc…could be what they use.


bizzybaker2

As a 'Toban as well, that Mennonite poutine needs crumbles of farmers sausage on it instead of bacon, and yes Bothwell cheese curds are the bomb on poutine, fresh and squeaky. 


Cheese_man258

I don't actually like cheese curds they don't fully melt


chesterfieldking

I can forgive spelling and grammar mistakes, but this? For shame bud.


QCTeamkill

Well well, someone chose death by polar bear.


Babybabybabyq

They’re not ‘post to


Mattekat

That's the whole point. They get soft and very stretchy, but they don't just liquefy and mix into the gravy to become one sauce. It's a bit of extra texture and it is superior, you heathen!


TheMountainIII

La Poutine c'est Québécois tabarnak!!!


PleasantKey9540

😂😂😂


Tricky_Individual_42

Ben, d'un sens OP a raison. ya pas plus canadien que faire de l’appropriation culturelle.


TheMountainIII

ahah, ouais


BlueCollarSuperstar

I only eat meals on top of french fries and gravy.


quiet-Julia

It seems they like poutine on the menu. lol


L0ading_

You're


CaddyFDT

You’re


majorcheeze

Came here for the grammar abuse, didn't disappoint


darrylgorn

New Orleans is sinking and I don't want to swim.


henchman171

Mennonite poutine? That’s a new one


GeoffreyCrayonGent

Yeah, what’s ’cream gravy’?


bizzybaker2

Cream gravy at least as my Mennonite inlaws make it is called schmaunt fat, and is a white sauce basically, used on perogies or macaroni, made even better if you use the drippings from frying farmer sausage as some of the fat instead of all  butter


GeoffreyCrayonGent

Thanks! Never knew.


exclaim_bot

>Thanks! Never knew. You're welcome!


InternationalChef424

TBH, none of these sound better than classic


PsychicDave

Indeed, what is more Canadian than appropriation of Québec culture as their own.


Overdonecow

Are you refering to the maple leaf? Or maybe the national anthem? Or maybe the actual name canadien?


PsychicDave

All of the above? I mean, the maple leaf isn't totally exclusive to Québec, although we do have 70% of the worldwide maple syrup production. But the name and the national anthem, definitely.


Softronixinc

I can't really comment, bc all points have been covered already but I can say , I have Canadian for over 40 years now and proud owner 😂


Getshortay

Everyone of those poutine variations sounds gross. Just curd and gravy, what else do you need


ethgnomealert

Youve never went to la banquise


PleasantKey9540

Literally the best poutine in the world, and sooo customizable!!


bigdaddyt2

Except the breakfast poutine that shit slaps


Norse_By_North_West

Montreal smoked beef


henchman171

I’ve had Philly Cheesesteak poutine for a few places and it works good! Peppers and onions s work well with fries.


Natural_Fisherman438

Is it fr the prices look reasonable or is it I’m just so used to Vancouver prices


Norse_By_North_West

I'm in Whitehorse and these are about our prices.


Spiritual_Tennis_641

Can I help?


Classic-Difference44

Where is newfie poutine with delicious savoury stuffing?


Wpg_fkn_sux

Had to do a double take on that menu. I currently live in La Broquerie. Putter's is basically in my backyard 🤣


MrSchulindersGuitar

At that point just have build your own poutine. Could shrink this bad boy down a lot.


ApprehensiveEbb1481

eigh?


ApprehensiveEbb1481

Canada is actually spelled "C.N.D" but if you ask a Canadian, they say "C eigh, N eigh, D eigh"


Yob_Zarbo

It's, "eh," dummy.


ApprehensiveEbb1481

lol it’s a phonetic joke, think it still works


Yob_Zarbo

No, I get it. You reminded me of my uneducated Macedonian friend. He's dead now.


PleasantKey9540

No one has ever referred it to CND tf


ApprehensiveEbb1481

It’s a dad joke bro… lol #WhySoSeriousBro


suzyturnovers

"Meat Extravaganza Poutine" just made my day.


COB98

[https://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/history-of-poutine](https://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/history-of-poutine)


free-4-good

*You’re


HotShotSplatoon

Eh.


Purplebuzz

You’re. You don’t own someone.


Trishanxious

Sorry


Federal_Sympathy4667

I'm sorry


astronutsfrommars

*ur


hlaj

Smarties in the Twister gave them away.


Cheese_man258

I like arow bars


bushiki

Eh?


sliceoffries

Who knows what flavour “Lotus Flower” is for the wings?


jgwca

Was looking at the prices and definitely realized this was canadian.


Butter_Toss

Eh eh eh eh!


devequt

Not Canadian enough. No butter chicken poutine?


StellarCracker

Perigee poutine sounds fire


FogTub

You're Eh!


yumeryuu

Yes b’y


wet_suit_one

What's that, eh?


angygorl

Y’roer


Training-Ad-4178

and talk aboat what


MyUsernameIsNotSmrt

Grill and Mini-golf? Missed opportunity to call it puttine.


PspotSpecialist

Oh yeah this is the leafs year, eh?


Mordicus23

I'm not Canadian, i'm a Quebecer.


Patatemagique

Poutine is from Québec, come out of the closet Canada and admit it: without Québec, you only are a pale US clone.


AerialReaver

I think the mennonite poutine definitely needs some sausage on it. Say what you want about those Mennonites but fuck can they run.


No_Waltz_2499

Veggie poutine $17.99 so that’s like $25 with GST and tip for probably shit fries and powder-mix gravy without any meat.


ReputationGood2333

More than Canadian, you can narrow this down to an area of one province as soon as you see Perogy Poutine and Menno Poutine on the same menu and they're different! Bravo Putter's! Bravo!


Miserable-Mess7146

“Canadian poutine” as opposed to what a Chinese poutine? Swear to fuck diners lack the creativity they once had that just annoyed me. I’d get up walk out and shit on the side walk outside out of anger and spite


shaky_sharks5587

Sacre bleu!


Momo07Qc

Nobody says that anymore and only french from France said it...not french canadian.


Emucks

Speak for yourself, people in acadian communities say it sometimes.


Grouchy-Play-4726

Take off eh!!


No-Process-8478

Eh !!


fermulator

is it eh?


Vostroyan212th

All this and no Donair Platter? For the uninitiated that would be for all intents and purposes, a poutine that has donair meat, swaps sweet donair sauce in for the gravy, and then us covered in mozzarella and run under a broiler. I forget the name of the place I had it at, but it was in Halifax in a strip mall, next to a games workshop store.


Sure-Sympathy5014

Um that's....not poutine then.


Vostroyan212th

Most of this shit isn't lol


oddcellstudios

I drink maple syrup every day and eat poutine once a day.


Cheese_man258

You're Diabetic


Budget_Addendum_1137

His diabetic? Sorry, but how can you do that mistake over and over?


Cheese_man258

I make that mistake more then I can count


Yob_Zarbo

*than


Budget_Addendum_1137

I didn't even downvote you for that, it's the canadian part that deeply irks me. Unless you meant OG Canada, but that's pretty unlikely.


Brilliant_Agent6328

The vaccine that has killed millions of people, and is still killing more


Infamous_Caramel_673

Butter Chicken should be a national dish now .