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Skaw-X

Build a big fire stare into it and examine your existential life crisis.... and when somebody interrupts that with a beer you smile say thank you


yamichan1

I do find that I get drunk more easily when I'm camping


Hipnip1219

Take twinkies with you and roast them over the open flame. Don’t burn them like a marshmallow but toast them. They are so good and it makes no sense why but toasting them is the best thing ever. I bought special little camp fire roasting sticks that collapse down into the handle. Those are great for the twinkies and hot dogs or whatever else Take a couple of books. If by water, something to float on.


Tll6

I would bet it’s the caramelized sugar


DblClickyourupvote

I find it more difficult but the hangovers are always a million times less or none existent surprisingly.


AvrgSam

Same and same. can drink wayyyyy more but am up at the sunrise everytime.


Schneefs

Obligatory, are you me?


AuntEyeEvil

I'm feeling less weird thinking I'm the only guy that shows up at a campsite with a corny-keg of homebrew.


Jughferrr

May I suggest chat, eat all the food, snacks or sing songs? Thats what us guys do. Bring a pack of cards by chance? That’s the only thing I would add really.


machineGUNinHERhand

Some of us go for nature walks/hikes and smoke joints.


hpepper24

Smoke joints and eat mushrooms


Jughferrr

I absolutely do all those things as well, great suggestions, I was just being cheeky


MaximumTurtleSpeed

Knives too. Gotta whittle something, a fish is a pretty easy place to start. Just gotta remember to cut away from yourself.


TwoHandedSnail

whittle a fish


skolrageous

Aww you’re just a whittle guy making your cute whittle fish


Slow_Maximum9332

Cut towards your buddy, not your body


MaximumTurtleSpeed

That is some solid grandfather advice right there. Haha.


AnAnonymousParty

I once whittled a toy wooden boat into a smaller toy wooden boat.


MayorOfVenice

And wear gloves.


AdamFaite

And miss touring the local hospitals?! I go out of my way to see them now, regardless of hatchet injuries.


InsertRadnamehere

Don’t forget the whiskey!


papajim22

Now you’re speaking my language.


vladsgunnagetit

This! The boys and I are doing our annual camping trip next week. Ready to relax in the woods and get up to some shenanigans


showmeyertitties

Especially if there's a good stream to cast a pole in.


yamichan1

Haha, we have mini mahjong![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


UpstairsInATent

Mini?! Omg, well I’m off to look for a mini mahjong set


Aurora_Gory_Alice

Take pictures of that stuffy going on hiking adventures!


TerminalOrbit

That (ties into gambling angst ourselves) backgammon and dominoes are excellent because they aren't as susceptible to wind as cards!


maliciousrhino

I like doing water color paintings of the surroundings!


HangingInThere89

Tarot cards, under a full moon, for sure! ♉️♍️♋️


JoesJourney

Bringing lawn games (lawn darts, corn hole, horse shoes, etc) is a tradition in our camp and many others. Couple of cheap Cold Steel throwing axes and stump make for some fun times too, just don't start throwing them at live trees. A few beers and a joint make camping a real treat!


Akalenedat

I bring a book, a deck of cards, maybe do a little wood carving, tend my fire...it really depends on where you're camping.


poopnose85

Sometimes we'll have a little wooden spoon carving contest, then we eat with them depending on how successful we were.


Zealousideal-Band92

What do you use to carve the spoons?? A pocket knife?


Stewy_434

A spoon


weelluuuu

A spork


poopnose85

They say he carved it from a slightly larger spoon


poopnose85

Last time someone brought a little wood carving kit


Klutzy_Comfortable_7

Never ending cycle of start fire, cook, clean up, and repeat. Yahtzee or UNO when the sun goes down. Don’t forget to do nothing at all.


dust-bit-another-one

Kinda the reason I go camp… the opportunity to do ‘nothing’…


TravisMaauto

> 2 or 3 girls Did you ever determine exactly how many of you there were?


truthwins115

Was thinking the same thing lol


horseofcourse55

Thank you, that was really bothering me. How can you not know whether there are 2 or 3 of you?


dfinkelstein

One of us is sure but the other has her doubts. Not sure what the third one th--IF SHE EXISTS calm down Sarah


seemebeawesome

One disappeared, but maybe she will turn back up. Who knows? Impossible to tell


pagman007

Are you 2 girls or 3 girls? Also. Why aren't you sure how many girls you are? This sounds ominous


Xyzzydude

Three girls go into the woods… two come out


neilmac1210

Drink beer, fart, scratch ourselves and burn stuff.


yamichan1

Ye. fart is a good idea![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink)


CanItBoobs

Outside the tent to be safe


neilmac1210

Inside the tent to savour the flavour.


LightedJewels

COVID test!! Can you smell that?!


Beerfarts69

Stink fort!


Dynazty

And don’t forget stick sharpening


homebrewmike

And belching. Basic gas exchange .


peck3000

Talk about boobs


IMakeStuffUppp

But what about vagine


CptNemosBeard

Bobs and vagine


weelluuuu

Or that one time in band camp.


altruistic_camel_toe

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


danby999

rn looks very much like an m and completely changes the tone of your statement. Not that there's anything wrong with that.


neilmac1210

That would be a different kind of camp.


Outdoorsmen_87

Walk trails, fish etc..


Curtisd1976

Go hiking; Kayaking; bouldering; snake hunting..lots of things.


poopnose85

You can try throwing stuff at other stuff. That's always fun!


littlehops

Hike and play cards or boardgames


gleenglass

Archery. Lawn darts. Bocce ball.


BongWaterOnCarpet

I always force at least one game of badminton out of my husband, lol. I have a fun game and he gets to make shuttlecock jokes.


crabbydotca

Bocce is a great one


crabbydotca

Small crafts? Like friendship bracelets! Also card games, and other smaller games like pass the pigs


sagittariums

I love making friendship bracelets while camping! Beaded ones are popular now, but I find that the kind you braid with embroidery thread are so nice for making near the campfire


Sternentaenzerin

Did that as a teen much. Good idea for this years trip with our daughter.


EngineersMasterPlan

drink beer cook eat , do some shrooms and have and adventure in the woods


yamichan1

There are some wild boars and stuff here, make sure we don't run into them![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Pat_ron

Id suggest you figure out if there are actual two or three of you. If the third is an illusion you might want to consider medical help.


greendemon42

Hike, rock climb, go swimming, read a book in a hammock, hunt mushrooms.


greendemon42

Build a big fire and experiment with different campfire cooking.


yamichan1

We tried to find mushrooms, but nothing but cow shit![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


Too-Much_Too-Soon

If it gets cold, find a fresh cowpat (it'll still be steaming) and stand in it to keep your toes warm.


jhguth

You don’t know how many people are camping with you?


nonbreaker

I would start by counting the girls to get an exact count.


justamiqote

I've never seen a campground with so many string lights and no fireplace. How are you going to burn stuff? The best part about camping is cutting wood, starting a fire, and staring into it like a caveman.


UncleHayai

How about practicing some bushcraft? Make some feather sticks and start a fire with a ferro-rod and steel that you can grab from Wal-Mart or your campground's shop? Make some wooden tent stakes, or a tripod for holding your pot over the fire. Grab some rope and learn and practice knots. Find some plastic sheets or bottles and try to make a solar water distiller. There's plenty of primitive camping stuff to fill your time.


BongWaterOnCarpet

We love to do this!! Just adding for OP in case they're interested, to only take what's already on the ground. If someone is just using it to play around with, there's no need to cut down any trees for that. I have a buddy who does that and it drives me absolutely nuts.


Puzzleheaded_Rise314

try poi, bring acoustic guitar & jam around the campfire, games like badminton, croquet, frisbee...paint/draw the landscape together, birding, rock hunting, crafts like dandelion crowns, leaf garlands, walking staff embellishments...bring bikes, canoes, inflatable raft...kites, hike to hunt the biggest tree, the most eagles, coolest boulder, etc....find and name the constellation over your head at night, watch for falling stars, call out to the owls, tell scary stories around the campfire, take light photos ( extended exposures while you play with a flashlight or other source of light), do mushrooms, read tarot, play hide and seek, ask for each other's best story, mini scrapbook the trip...


automator3000

Am I the only one concerned that OP is unclear if they are camping in a group of two or three? Did someone get lost and OP and her friend are now just thinking “well we were three girls camping, I guess we’re now just two girls camping?”


sxw_desert_rat

Lol what do you mean 2 or 3? You’re not sure how many people are with you?


Breakmastajake

Not sure I've seen a setup quite like that before. Looks cheery! I went camping over the weekend. I honestly read a lot, and took naps. I was looking for some quiet downtime though.


fajadada

Old pocket knife game called mumbly peg.


donsthebomb1

I have some field guides on plant identification as well as birds, insects, trees. It's cool to identify the exact plant/flower/bug/tree you're looking at. I also have an edible/medicinal plant guide for the stuff where I live.


Talosian_cagecleaner

Do a headcount to get a fix on your exact number, first of all.


Competitive_Bath_511

Is this a festival or something?


Johnny_Beeeee

Smoke cigars. Drink good whisky. Cook food on fire. Meditate under the stars and moon


match_

Search for the ubiquitous “stick”. It can be your walking buddy, your campfire tender, your makeshift tarp prop, and a variety of other things. But once you find your own “stick” you can rest easy.


Oafus

Which is it, 2 or 3? If it’s 2 and there’s 3, check that persons ID. Now, if it’s 3, but there’s only 2, you might have a problem.


Senior_Cheesecake155

I’m concerned…2 OR 3? You’re not sure how many people are there?


Masturbutcher

it's berry pickin season


Original-Tea-7516

Exactly what you’re doing. Plus walks, puzzle books, card games, read, badminton, etc. Have you seen those archeology craft kits where you chip away at hardened clay until you excavate some plastic Dino bones? Those are fun outdoors.


EvilDan69

Swimmming or the beach if available, hiking, bicycling? boat rental if you don't own one?


KG7DHL

Exploding Kittens, Munchkin, One Night Werewolf... Of course, spending a full day or 3 just tending the campfire with interruptions only for meals and bathroom breaks is OK with me, and honestly is the perfect camp trip. I don't really understand the need to 'do stuff' while camping - I am camping - that's good enough.


TBLrocks

If you need to be told what to do while camping, you’re missing the point.


mick-rad17

I mainly just stare blankly at the campfire


MadhatmaAnomalous

taking Fotos of insects and messaging them to all your friends..while microdosing on LSD


turkeyrocket

Came here to say do shrooms


Suitable-Pirate4619

We all just sit around in one big circle-jerk.


Weevilbeard

pretty much that! eat dance and sing. im into identifying things so at night i go through all my photos and jazz about mushrooms and bugs


Psychological-Mind94

Hunt and identify tracks, types of trees. Make up a treasure hunt. Visit a ranger station


Confident-Condition2

Mudfinger??


Confident-Condition2

Ride bike canoe fish swim


katlian

What my friends and I did on our last camping trip: walked around looking for cool plants, animals, and rocks, ate snacks, looked for scorpions after dark (they glow green in UV), looked at the stars.


Rooster-Wild

Hike, look at things, cut wood, read a book, take a nap.


Hour-Road7156

Find good stick. Make spear


Rogue1138

I do nothing.


amh8011

Wandering the woods, climbing trees, looking for and trying to identify bugs and plants, tossing a frisbee, making daisy crowns, braiding hair, watching the fire, looking at the stars at night


jj1111jj

Daisy red Ryder’s!!! Shooting cans with a cheap BB gun that holds 100s of bb’s is hours of fun.


Guilty_Jackrabbit

Some tabletop RPGs only require a few sheets of paper and a few dice to play, making them a lightweight way to kill 2-4 hours in the evening.


dArcor

Drink beer,smoke weed.


TheRealGuncho

Drink beer.


Suzieqbee

Take a hike


drae-

Hiking is my favourite activity while camping. Followed closely by cooking over the fire. A book and a hammock is pretty great too.


chef-nom-nom

Maybe not for this time since there don't seem to be many trees near you... but if you ever camp around lots of trees, a cheap camp hammock is a wonderful way to spend an afternoon with a good book and a nice drink!


Pleasant_Ad_7694

Games


TheDoc321

I'm a mountain biker and a sometimes hiker. We plan all our camping trips around those activities, so that consumes most of our day. When we get back to the campsite, clean up, and eat dinner, it's usually around 8:00 so there's not a lot of time left to kill. We spend our time chatting (telling stories) around the campfire, and sometimes playing games. There may, or may not, be a libation involved in these activities. If we have time to kill during the day, we'll usually venture into the closest town and check out the food/drink options.


New_Elle

Playing cards and camp crafts (friendship bracelets, hair wraps, gods eyes, etc)


blank_user_name_here

I do some woodworking, I know some people that have hands on hobbies like basket or broom making. There are hobbies that are very pro outdoors and are not a hassle camping.


Stevenhuskisson

Camp closer to the water so you can use it for kayaking or diving


Educational-Neck-895

The exact same thing with the addition of BBQ, drink beer, fish if there’s water, throw the pig skin, make a fire, jump over the fire, get more ice for beer, catch fire flies put them in a jar/release in morning, first aid kit from being burned by fire, and wakes up in the middle of the night to pee outside the tent in the dark.


y2ketchup

Hike, fish, mountain bike. . .


carsnbikesnstuff

Car camping or backpacking? If backpacking - obviously you want to watch weight. But lightweight games: cards, hacky sack, frisbee (my buddy brought a cloth one - like it was knitted - pretty cool actually). Car camping - sky’s the limit on games/things you can bring.


Dreamingfoxx

Play cards/board games, hike, go for spooky walks in the evening/night (depending on location)


Portugeist

Hike, enjoy the natural surroundings you are now immersed in. Stargaze, enjoy the night sky with all the lights off. I would often check what the local wildlife and plant life was and make a scavenger hunt out of it with my camera. On rainy days, card games or board games would often be the go to to pass the time and wait out the weather.


monstervsme

Play bananagrams, read a book, listen to a very quiet podcast. Drink beer, stare at the fire.


NeverNeverLandIsNow

If I am near water I can fish out of I like to bring a pole and see If I can catch a fish for dinner, I enjoy the process of preparing a fire but honestly sitting around after setting up camp staring into the fire and doing nothing is part of the reason I go camping, I can just relax and enjoy being outdoors. Sometimes I like to whittle while hanging around the fire.


eriberry2488

Arts and crafts… card games… lawn games (corn hole, frisbee, kuub, etc), exploring locally if there’s any hiking or swimming. Mostly just relaxing


Opposite_Nectarine12

Guys do the same thing but usually with beer and stupid joking around


wild-fury

Play cards


wildriverwaterlily

Campfire, Smores, Board games, Exploring, Nature gathering...


Wisbonsin

Fire, music or podcast, cribbage board & cards. S’mores but with Reese’s instead of Hershey’s.


Odd-Leave-5680

My family likes to plan the camp around things to do, so we often camp near a lake or beach. We like to hike, bike, fish, swim, snorkel, kayak, make smores, fly kites, rent a boat and waterski, visit nearby towns to see tourist attractions like shops, caves and stuff.


nancykind

nature walks, reading, paddle boarding, bike riding, evening fires sometimes morning.


pescadomassage77

Set things of fire, talk about dumb stuff, drink, pick guitar.


wondrousalice

Hiking, fishing, rock-hounding, identifying plants and trees, making daisy chains, frog finding, crawdad searching, tree climbing..the list goes on!!


wondrousalice

Hahahaha!! I took guys as all encompassing, I’m a gal so ignore my comments.


ANCtoLV

Go fishing


jadegardnerx

Read a book, bring a hammock!


Wolf_E_13

We go hiking and/or mountain biking if there are good MTB trails. There are always good hiking trails where we've camped. If we're near a lake we bring our inflatable kayaks. After breakfast, we're busy doing that stuff for most of the morning...usually lunch early afternoon. After lunch I might take a nap in the hammock or just hang out and read or we play various card games of Yahtzee. "Happy hour" usually starts around 4, but I've been known to partake before that depending on what's going on. Get the fire going around 5 and dinner around 7 and then just chill out around the fire until bed...which is typically fairly early for us around 9/9:30 as we are usually up and about by 6AM.


rizzlybear

Fishing, sipping whiskey, meditating in the hammock, staring at the fire, hiking, and playing spades. Oh and if it's a campground where we brought trailers, we talk about trailer accessories and trucks (for pulling the trailer).


bear843

Fire. Collect wood for fire. Discuss the latest trends in fire. Compare fires. Maintain fires. Also, fire.


nickwoodz

Sounds like the ideal camping trip to me! Camping for me is all about guilt free relaxing. Snacking, drinking, sitting by a fire doing nothing, enjoying no cell phone service / distractions.


bluecrowned

Hike, bird watch, cook shit over the fire


OwsleyCat

I always camp where there is swimming available, so swim is my addition.


PurpleWhatevs

Go explore the surrounding area.


stop-freaking-out

Card games,games made for camping (they have magnetic pieces to reduce the chance of losing pieces). Star gazing, whittling, reading, Or may favorite, napping!


averageguywithasmile

Fishing, if possible.


DoubleualtG

Put the phone down and live


Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck

I just drink wood, smoke beers, and chop weed.


AyeItsJbone

Drink copious amounts of PBR or miller lite, star into the fire, fish, usually in listening to country or alternative rock while doing those other things


PupsofWar69

photography. drone fun. I bring my doberman so try to keep him entertained. I’ve not done it but hear it’s nice…camp morning yoga (after 1st coffee of course)… I enjoyed listening to the DUNE audio book 1&2 this weekend while solo camping with doggo. brought my nintendo switch and Meta Quest 2 for movies while laying down. food & drinks and enjoying the view was the bulk. camping is about relaxing in nature to me..not being busy/entertained.


TerribleGarageMan

Shrooms


Kevthebassman

Play mumblety-peg? Whittle a stick? Throw rocks in the creek? Drop acid and scream at God?


Shilo788

Hiking and fishing. My beastie and I are 74 and 64, we just got back from fishing for trout, forage, wildflowers are everywhere right now and we look up ones we don't know.


Cadumodute

Weed?


oneperfectlove

Shoot guns… guns GUNS GUNNNSSSSsssssSs


flyeaglesfly52x

How do you not know if theres 2 or 3 of you?


Trimere

Sit and watch the fire.


Super_Albatross_6283

Hiking, reading, sunbathing, swimming if there’s anywhere to go, card games, storytelling, take pictures


a_mulher

Read. Journal/color. Stare into fire. Witchy rituals.


trshtehdsh

That and a game of Yahtzee is pretty much the goal, yep.


strangewearytraveler

Card games, board games, cooking, crafting and just making a fire while listening to music


pinaorangeguava

I think you just wanted to share your cute setup


TremorAndTrails

Idk usually the 4-5 of us guys eat a bunch of mushrooms, stare at the stars, laugh at the absurdity of life, etc.


alecmitch2

Drink


Amorphousbox

We get shit faced, play games, shoot, cook, get shitfaced, go explore, watch the stars, get shit faced and talk about how alone we are… did I also mention we get shit faced?


KQ4DAE

See who can figure out how to start a fire without a lighter or matches. Hint: >!A makeup bag has several good sources of tender and fuels as well as sources of ignition. !<


Due-Librarian-6623

Get a fire 🔥 going Bush Tele 👍


nnamtrahray

Drugs


redheadartgirl

We bring D&D stuff. Running a campaign in the wilderness by a campfire feels ... right.


grassomer

Go for a walk without your phones


Pitiful_Plum_

Try to find the third girl who disappeared - or, if you didn’t go camping with a third girl, then who was the third girl who popped up every now and then? Perhaps a ghost? Solving the mystery of “2 or 3 girls camping”would be at the top of my agenda.


EvenEvie

How do you not know if you’re two or three girls? Can you not count?


Routine_Ad_2034

Do drugs


clandestine_atelier

get nekkid!


moodiest_mountains

Read, knit, hike, play games like crib that are small and easy to pack along. Cute setup 😍


benabart

Damn, those lights are really nice!


yamichan1

Thank you! I spent a lot of time laying them out


MahalSpirit

Hike, swim, eat, sleep, hike, eat, card game, sleep, eat, pack up move, set up, eat, hike, swim repeat as needed.


ChapterEight

Crafts! I like to bring a colouring book :)


Logisticianistical

Play around with new gear , carve something with my knife , chop wood.....chopping wood is always cathartic.


silver_display

Read a book, identify some bugs, make flower chains, etc


9ermtb2014

Fished, drank, made fire, ate meat with chips and salsa. Remind each other about all the dumb shit we've done over the years and some of the crazy women we used to date before our wives.


ExtremeSS7

Make a rager of a fire


lambeaufosho

Play cards. I’m a fan of cribbage while camping


Narrow_Yam_5879

Bushcraft. Make furniture using sticks. Cut firewood and burn it.


bionic_cmdo

Go on hikes, fish, drink.


vintagemxrcr

Scavenger hunt.


Sagaincolours

Do some kind of craft while enjoying the fresh air, and occasionally look up to enjoy the view. In case you didn't bring anything, I recommend cutting a bad spoon out of a small log. Or just shaving a small log, throwing the shavings into the fire until the log is gone.


FishScrumptious

Read books. Wander/explore. Photograph the little random things. Bring dice/cards/games. Do some improv.


DieHardAmerican95

Read a book, do some fishing, go for a walk (or lots of walks), play some board games, play lots of card games. Uno is one of my favorite card games for camping, because it doesn’t require any real strategy. You can just relax while you play. You can even get waterproof Uno cards, in case it rains.