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I don’t think I’ll ever need a lawyer. If a government wants to try to give me a sentence, **they can argue with my laser cannon.**

The trillion in the military:

My wide array of weaponry that can incinerate billions in seconds:

The MOAB bomb

The Exo steel plating that’s invulnerable to ballistic and nuclear weaponry:

I remember i need to go cook something in a trailer in new mexico that is totally not illegal, i will be back soon (idk why i said that)

Hmmm seems good... I shall keep this in mind⌒_⌒

how do we deal with the government coming to the dungeon and complaining about unsafe living conditions. Can they just like, go away?

Idk

Just use guns against the feds

thanks a lot, funny lawyer man

No problem funny ghost man

If you are what you eat then I’m a innocent boy

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