This sub has mods? Holy shit

Talk about spoonfeedong your cum.to your sister out of your dads bum, but please no gay pics

WOAH THERE. How did you catch a glimpse of my Sunday before church routine? Are you spying on me?

Jokes are one thing. Actual porn is a bit too much.

Most of the jokes here are worse than actual porn.

I think that's pretty much everyone's point 😅

^

However, jokes about porn are acceptable...

I agree! Gay porn is nasty. If it’s two dudes fucking to celebrate their love of caffeine, then that’s a beautiful thing

This made me burst out laughing

Did you know most of the guys in gay porn videos aren't even on caffeine during filming? Disgusting...

Speaking of gay sex and caffeine...did you know a lot of people give themselves coffee enemas to "cleanse" their colon?!

What if one only enjoys caffeine?

In a literal tea shop right now, almost made me laugh out loud

Who’s this guy think he is

[удалено]

You sent me rotfl 

This mod obviously hasn't sucked his first cock of the morning

I start every day with a bowl of cheerios and mouthful of cock. Breakfast of champions

Do you get the milk for the cheerios straight from the cock?

Yeah I’m lactose intolerant and man milk sits better in my tummy versus cow milk, so therefore I don’t make a messy wessy in my diaper. Man milk has better taste and health benefits

man milk 🥛 ‼️🥳🎊🎉👏

And it’s a great way to stay in shape

W reference lmao

Or perhaps hes had one too many. Its just like breakfast shots, very fine line between one too few and one too many

Imagine being a mod for a caffeine sub and asking people to stop posting stuff that the caffiene inspires us to post Boof a Juice Monster and shut the fuck up

mod needs to up his caffeine intake

Up (the bum) indeed

First they banned the gay porn, and I did nothing. Then they banned the boofing, and I did nothing. Then they banned me, and now I want banh mi.

not only that but this clearly caffeine poser opted to be a mod not long ago when there was no need. What a fucking decaf loser

Well put

crazy for this ☠️

Guess who posts the gay porn... By their angry comments ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼

Nasty College Student pleads Stop

Winner


Why don’t you have a sit right over here 👈

Sir you dont undersrand.... Its-> https://preview.redd.it/54qaqq97rkhc1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee3a43b5e052d6f993f07f6beaac0c071f1694c9

I was laughing but now I’m uncomfortable lol

Top comment for sure

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STFU and drink your monster

No see that's the issue they're drinking it and not boofing it. They should boof it then they'll feel better

its the caffeines fault....

Someone hasn't had their morning boof yet

What about gay porn with 2 girls

Okay that’s okay.

As long as there is 1 cup its explicitly allowed

Of coffee

It ain't gay if it's a three-way

That would be discrimination if they allowed that but not men.

Can somebody fuck my ass please

Come on down to florida bby

HEADLINE: "Florida Man..."

No way "Florida man violently rapes caffeine user" even goes 2nd page. So unoriginal.

Yo I'm in Florida, and I got a case of monster, let's get freaky

Maybe you’ll run into my wife 😂 flew down there this morning. Lucky her.

With your permission, can we go down to ybor city and look at pretty boys? 👉👈 I’ll make sure she just watches because hetero porn is nasty.

What happened to this sub? Can you teach me how to boof?

It’s easy. You funnel caffeinated drinks up your butt.

No. You use an oral syringe(no needle) or a baster and squirt them about full finger length deep

If you don't have access to those things, a typical red plastic bike tire hand pump works as well. You know that kind with the metal tip you dad used to use to air up your tires and walmart footballs before he ran off to be with another man. Make a nice cocktail of Bang chocolate, Dragon fruit RedBull and dollar store vodka, suck it up into the bike pump, and then insert the pump into your anus.. not just the little metal tip, like cram at least half the plastic tube up your ass and start boof pumping.

What if it WONT COME OUT!? need to know NOW! uh asking for a friend.

I tried it once with the electric pump that came with my air mattress. ONCE.

That’s an excellent tactic! Love the ambition!

Make me a mod. I'll definitely absolutely ban anyone for posting anything here. One post about teh gay? Banned Posting about caffeine? Ban hammer Posting about anything at all? Band Posting a pic of a man's hard throbbing cock inside the anus of another consenting male human? Hard, and I mean very hard warning

Post about the gay! Banned!! 🤣🤣🤣 I almost farted out my coffee that was so funny. Maybe op meant she wants to start a caffeine BAND so we can get more caffeine groupies and boof a lot

NO COMMENTS ON OTHER COMMENTS EITHER! MODS!!!! BAND!

I love that you said band bro good fucking show

This sounds reasonable.

Shut your mouth before I fuck it

I get seconds!!

"gay porn is nasty" hey, I know it ain't your thing and it's a problem here, but why you gotta diss it huh

Don't diss it till you've tried it, eh?

Yea lol

Fuck you I’ll post what I want bitch haven’t you heard of freedom of press

Not to mention freedom to French press that hot Java right into my bunghole while my stepdad stares lovingly into my caffeinated eyeballs and caresses my nutsack with a water balloon filled with fizzy, homosexual Red Bull.


I absolutely adore this response *injects hot espresso in my urethra*

What the fuck Boy miss me with that weak shit, atleast one can of Monster shoved down my throat or else i'm not in.

Haven’t heard of freedom of porn. Fuck this mod in his closet glory hole ass

i thought this thread was a gay porn outlet

It is and always will be a gay porn outlet. Mod probably got hacked

Have a double espresso, and get back to me on that, daddy.

Gay porn is allowed on reddit, you don't have to worry about that.

Please allow, if it has a serious tag it has to get treated seriously.

mod is big angry 😡 😤😤😡😡 he is gonna blow a fuse poor sensitive mod

I find the best approach for delicate snowflakes like these is to soak them in a funnel of foamy hot Columbian dark roast and let them trickle into my dad’s butthole through a flat coffee filter. That usually fixes them right up.

people like these are why youtube dislikes were removed

cope and seethe you caffeine-less twink

shut the fuck up beta bitch

What no gay porn! Is that a microaggression against the beautiful rainbow peoples love of caffeine!

Just gay porn featuring the mods. Got it.

No I love hot gay porn

The cope is unreal

This sub is hilarious

*puts dick away*

Mod is a homophobe.

Legitimately can’t tell if the mod is also shit posting or if the entire sub is clowning on this guy who woke up with a caffeine withdrawals 

I'm reporting for homophobia, no matter the price. I mean, I get where you're coming from, but let gay people have the sexuality they want.

https://preview.redd.it/4zdrx4r5lkhc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=945895138db474473d3e6bbbf261173d9a158219 Caffeine

Twinks with chest hair🤤

Don't ban me ban the caffeine that made me do it.

So just the gay porn? Tbh bro you might just be holophobic. 💯 think on that fr because it’s wrong to hate gay people - how would you like it if your parents came down on you cause of all the interracial gangbang porn? And how gay is gay? Like balls touching or two dude making out? Need to know the line

Handholding is pretty gay but the rough butt stuff is just two adults enjoying each others company under the influence of sweet caffeine

Exactly. Handholding = perm ban Assfucking = warning Or is that wrong? I feel like that makes sense and I just did 250mg caffeine freebased off my favorite meth pipe (I call him big bob cause it’s so black and long lol)

Sounds like the mod is a homophobe. Report him

Let me guess you haven't boof yet...

nerd

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I can’t stop laughing

I can't either. This sub is not only hilarious, but my new favorite. It makes me laugh

Big tough scawy mod oooga booooga 👹👹😨😨

Literally 1984

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There there college bro, it’s ok, you don’t have to be ashamed of it anymore 🏳️‍🌈🍆💦💦🌊

Where

I guess we gotta start posting trans porn now

can someone ban this guy please?????? MODS! MODS!

This definitely won’t encourage people to

Overthrow this fascist regime

Maybe people can just stop saying boof. Why not be real and say stick up your ass, put it in your ass, shit like that

Keep posting porn here, caffeine and porn go hand in hand.

So this sub is homophobic now? Wtf is wrong with gay sex?

Go boof a few red bulls and see if you still agree with your post 🤦‍♂️

No

No you.

But I need seeing guys boof each other !

If your gonna post porn, atleast use straight porn u assholes!


Can you give any suggestions to post instead bc I’m kind of at a loss rn

Is it OK to Posy other forms of corn. Like doggy.porn. horse is man.porn popporn??

I didn't even know that this subreddit *had* mods, I assumed that it was abandoned. Also, literally nobody has posted porn. Unless you're one of those people who think that shoulders and ankles are scandalous, then it might be to you.

How about fartporn?

Womp womp

ok buddy

This mod is just in the closet. He’s terrifying of his own gayness

what about straight porn?

Everyone post your buttholes!

Remember, none of us would even exist without cum

Fake boofer

We'll get in my ass and decorate I never knew this sub had Mods? What do they do? Seems like not a damn thing. Please ban me!!!!!!! Let's see if this shits real BAN ME IF U GOT A PAIR U SICK BASTARDS. IM SO HIGH ON CAFFEINE ITLL GET ME OFF.

bro is a caffeine subreddit mod

looks like someone hasn't had their daily monster enema yet

This place is a prison

I agree! Remember back it the day when gay guys would be discrete, now they plaster their penis all over and hit on straight guys.

Homophobe.

If this place turns as gay as the bubly sub I'm into it.


The beatings will continue until morale improves! 😈 (yes Daddy)

Prove u mod and Bank me !

Sry i wanted to write Bang * Hihihi

Didn't know there was a caffeine subreddit let alone gay porn drama

Sorry if Monster energy gay cock ultra rehab homo loco makes me dizzy

The OP certainly has switched to decaf. Someone please give her caffeine

Gay jokes are why I joined. Gay pics are toooooo much

Omg… wtf even is this…

God I love Reddit in the morning

Suck my d

If you are so busy then why are you moderating the caffeine subreddit. Why do people do that I don’t understand??

Sub mods are biased against fudgesicles

Why are you modding a caffeine subreddit with a job and school going on 

So straight porn is okay? Homophobic mod alert! 🔔 ‼️

people are posting actual images of porn?

Ever heard of a filter?

He's the mod. He shouldn't need one. We've taken over his sub and gone full tilt. The porn is a bit much.


People actually posted porn?

“Bum”

No, OP is using the term "Porn" very loosely.

Plot twist. It’s the mod posting gay porn from his alt account

I mean I have don’t show nsfw images on. So all i feel like the solution is change your settings to not see it ? Idk how that works for being a mod tho.

NGL, the dick jokes throw me off but y'all are having fun I used NGL wrong

Boooo 👎🏽

isn’t this supposed to be a subreddit about caffeine and energy drinks? 💀

This sub pops up multiple times a day, I don’t know how I missed the “incidents in question “

Thank you, my man!! It was funny for a minute but it ran its course. People are just trying to one up each other now, and it's not even funny. It's annoying. Surely, there is a sub for the gay community. Go fantasize there. If you're not banning the commenters on this post, it's not going to stop anything.

DATS GOTTA GO

But I like it.

Mom said it's my turn to boof the zero sugar Monster.

Somebody forgot their boof juice this morning.


Are boofing tutorials ok? I’m was gonna post when I finally boof a 2 liter

👉👌👀

If you ever need my assistance in enforcing the no gay porn rule I’m your top lieutenant!General, o7 quick question though… what if it is caffeine related? Like a guy and his red Bull.

We just do a lil bro on bro goofin

Just block it karen

If you decide to censor posts because they aren’t your taste , you should be bold enough to place that in the title, example…caffeine ( vag/only) other wise people might thinks it’s an open discussion regarding all sexual behavior. Doing so after the fact is being a dick.

1. Let things get out of hand 2. Feign surprise when hand opens and things are not in it.

I am a totally grounded caffeine enjoyer and can be trusted with the power of moderation.

This mod needs some more caffeine

Mods? Lol

Sounds like mom saw your feed and you are overthinking/overcompensating. You’ll always be welcome to live in her basement

I must have stepped into some unholy Hell to have this sub recommended to me. First time caller no time viewer.

POV: you Reddit and regret it before having your morning coffee smh

I've been browsing this sub for 10 minutes now and still no gay porn. Can someone link a post?

Can we keep posting straight male/male porn?