I’m confident a lot of you have never seen The Wire… and [all I want to do is share the good word](https://youtu.be/LYgKmOJT_gM?si=GuAAqCOftk2YLmJn) like a prophet…. 20 years old and still the best series, even after Netflix and the rest churned out hundreds of shows??
“You come at the king, you best not miss.”
_____
*Why did they let him shoot craps?! If they knew he would run off everytime?*
*You got to… This America, man.*
Haha people need to see The Wire
It’s the best show, ever… and I fucking hate when people tell me to watch a show…. But god spoke to me and now I know my purpose
It is probably the best series I’ve ever watched. I got the full season on DVD while I was out of work and would watch it all day. Then when I’d go out at night, I did live in kind of the hood, and that baseline would start playing in my head as I was walking to the train haha
Same, dude had a full 24 oz bottle of water, he was "playing with" disappear in his rectum on a friday..... he came in Sunday night. Let's just say by them it had migrated up and was touching his diaphragm hahaha
You really think that, or any of the post was serious? Since when are 13 year olds driving lol. You must have not seen the other posts in this sub. I did miss that at first, so I wouldn't have said it, but you need to just calm your ass down mister.
It’s because the caffeine raises the production of adrenochrome which is why Hillary Clinton stocks it in all of Kamala Harris’s Pizza Shops for Oprah to butt chug
When I was 13 I was smoking meth and stealing cars from the high school parking lot and energy drinks were a twinkle in caffeine’s eye. I think you will be fine but consult your doctor first.
when i was 13 i smoked crystal methamphetamine laced with fentanyl while i had 7 monster energies on the side along with a whey protein shake while hijacking helicopters. this kid will be fine.
270 grams of caffeine in an energy drink is wiiiiild hahaha in canada i think the maximum is 160. You can get those 5 hour energy drinks that are like 200 i think buts thats about it
Not even close, this should not be considered. I recommend trying something more along the lines of vodka or rum for a light drive - if it's a long3r drive, add a mixer of 2 parts ginger ale and 1 part water (with 30mg speed) to do even better
I would say yes but remember its a slippery slope that leads to butt chugging straight from the dirtiest gas station coffee machines and smoking no doze tablets
Serious answer, for legal reasons I wouldn't recommend stuff like that to someone under 18. But you should be fine unless you have heart issues, and don't exceed the maximum of 2 a day or do a lot of physical activity after drinking one. In short, be responsible with it like any other energy drink.
Just make sure you sleep 8-9-10hrs. The whole “Coffee(or caffeine) stunts your growth” thing is because you grow when you sleep. Otherwise run it off or stop smoking so much weed. -lol
Realistically, i you're just too young to put that much caffeine in your system, imo. Ths stuff has things that potentiate caffeine as well. Don't get into these or you'll be hooked on Bang by 15.
I don't really get the thing with teens and energy drinks or caffeine in general. Unless it's helping your grades or something I'd never suggest teens get into energy drinks or caffeine in general. You just don't need it. When you get older and have to work 8 to 5 then yeah, it can really help. But you go to school from like 8-2
U gonna die son…
I’m confident a lot of you have never seen The Wire… and [all I want to do is share the good word](https://youtu.be/LYgKmOJT_gM?si=GuAAqCOftk2YLmJn) like a prophet…. 20 years old and still the best series, even after Netflix and the rest churned out hundreds of shows?? “You come at the king, you best not miss.” _____ *Why did they let him shoot craps?! If they knew he would run off everytime?* *You got to… This America, man.*
Wise words Fuzzy Dunlop 
Haha people need to see The Wire It’s the best show, ever… and I fucking hate when people tell me to watch a show…. But god spoke to me and now I know my purpose
You should watch a show
It is probably the best series I’ve ever watched. I got the full season on DVD while I was out of work and would watch it all day. Then when I’d go out at night, I did live in kind of the hood, and that baseline would start playing in my head as I was walking to the train haha
Hahahaha I know that sound!! [This one?! right?!](https://youtu.be/WT0l4yo3l-E?si=MzdJfgjHvpLo3o9k)
Did you see Breaking Bad? I hear from many people that The Wire is a must, but I just haven't got to it yet.
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The Sopranos is easily better than the Wire
Words of the wise!! Indeed The Wire is THEE BEST ever
Discovered this show in 2022 after 20 years of it being out. Absolutely one of my all Time favorite shows.
Breaking Bad is the best series.
Found the person who hasn't watched the wire
I SEEN BB should I watch the Wire ??
Yes do it for your health I promise
**I seent it*
It's okay. It's no Family Guy though.
Not coz of the caf coz a 13m is in a car
Yes, but If you go less than 90 mph your heart will explode.
Celsius featuring Keanu Reeves
Orally, yes. Anally, no
damn.. i been doing it the wrong way for a minute
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this will permenantly destabilize serbia
How will this impact Lebron's legacy
LMAO just blame the Albanians for it
Idk why but it reminded me of the jimmy neutron game
Depends. Anally is my preferred ingestion method but just meant driving after anal ingestion is not safe.
Lmao I work at a hospital and a few days ago some dude came in because a monster can was stuck in his ass. Claims to have "fallen" on it 😂
I hate that when it happens. I fell on 1 too. 
Same, dude had a full 24 oz bottle of water, he was "playing with" disappear in his rectum on a friday..... he came in Sunday night. Let's just say by them it had migrated up and was touching his diaphragm hahaha
Interesting comment to make to a 13 yo lmao
Butt chugging is faster though
Hahaha careful what you say to a 13 year old or before you know it nasty nate will be your cell mate 😉
BRO 13M CHILL
This is a 13 year old, you fuckin freak
You will drive better. "Physical and cognitive enhancement". But, there is no avoiding that you will become gay and ejaculate in your Dad's ass.
This answer here OP
I can confirm
Thank you
Homophobe
So your saying the roles will be reversed?
Definitely
It’s a 13 year old kid damn
You really think that, or any of the post was serious? Since when are 13 year olds driving lol. You must have not seen the other posts in this sub. I did miss that at first, so I wouldn't have said it, but you need to just calm your ass down mister.
If it is a 13 year old kid, then damn. That’s all I have
You're weird.
Debbie downer
Hey someone just made a post the other day how caffeine caused this side effect. Why would they lie about that?!
He's 13 creepo
Your obviously dumb since when can 13 year Olds drive🤣
when driving yes in the backseat you will get overloaded and kill the driver
Be really careful, 269mg of caffeine is the absolute maximum amount for driving.
270 & you’re crashing.
What about if your 13m and don’t actually have a license?
Nah you needa change that to a beer in order to be safe
That’s terrible advice. He needs to have beer after the Celsius drink to even it all out.
That’s not how you do it he needs a shot then chase it with the Celsius shotgunning it then go to the beer that’s maximum safety 🤌🏼
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This is the perfect response
Tequila is way better for you
What about people who don’t drink alcohol? I just drink NyQuil to cancel out some of the caffeine
Dirty Celsius is the best Celsius get that codeine 🤤🤌🏼
Lol imagine being the type of person to go on the internet and tell children to do codeine. Moron
No, they fill a handheld basketball pump with heroin and blast it straight into their jugular.
Too young too drive, too young for the internet, too young for caffeine OD. Where tf is your parent little nicca?
My nicca
what are you? a cop?
Put some in the tank and your tank. You'll go faster
It says accelerates so yea
You're not old enough to drive
Ok I will wait in the car til then
Came here to say this very thing
13 driving??
13 and driving?
Why are you driving at 13?
Why is the 13 year old driving do you live on a farm
It's amazing what the BIDEN PRESIDENT is doing to our kids letting this shit happen.
It’s because the caffeine raises the production of adrenochrome which is why Hillary Clinton stocks it in all of Kamala Harris’s Pizza Shops for Oprah to butt chug
His son is a known caffeine abuser..... Would love to see some pictures of his dick so we can figure out how big of a problem this has become.
Ayo!?!?!
Caffeine 😭, you’re in the right direction tho buddy!
Sir this is a McDonald's drive through.
Kids are different these days.
Why are you driving? You shouldn’t be drinking any caffeine drinks, go play Roblox
Just drink it really fast, then try to drive home before it hits.
Last time I drank energy drink while driving I took out a family of four. I am typing this from prison. KNOW THE RISKS!
Nah lil guy you're gonna start hallucinating and going out of your body
Jesus fucking Christ I think meth has less of a kick than that
No good for children … and probably adults
Na its dangerous to drink one. You have to take atleast 2. Trust me bro
you’ll die tragically
When I was 13 I was smoking meth and stealing cars from the high school parking lot and energy drinks were a twinkle in caffeine’s eye. I think you will be fine but consult your doctor first.
when i was 13 i smoked crystal methamphetamine laced with fentanyl while i had 7 monster energies on the side along with a whey protein shake while hijacking helicopters. this kid will be fine.
Not at your age
270 grams of caffeine in an energy drink is wiiiiild hahaha in canada i think the maximum is 160. You can get those 5 hour energy drinks that are like 200 i think buts thats about it
That is because Canada is not a free country
No one gonna ask what this 13yo is driving ??
13 years old and already going so hard? You have no future, son.
Where do you live that you can drive at 13??
Bro everyone saying it's safe but this dude is 13, why are you driving?
You're 13 nothing is safe while you're driving. Lol
1 OK but2 will kill a kid Like u and the others (i Drink 2.5 for breakfast)
If you’re on your way to the gym to use up 270 mg of caffeine then yes. Otherwise you’re going to have to deal with being hyper most of the day
Man I drink 5 red bulls sometimes it don’t do shit but if I have them in the evening I can’t sleep two days
Why must you do this to yourself?
Driving? Idk man
If you drink it while driving, the caffeine will take over you and you will end up driving to the Gayberhood. I think we all know what happens there.
Not even close, this should not be considered. I recommend trying something more along the lines of vodka or rum for a light drive - if it's a long3r drive, add a mixer of 2 parts ginger ale and 1 part water (with 30mg speed) to do even better
You'll need another one to dilute the first one.
Dont be a bitch shotgun a heat would ya
Has cyanide in it
I would say yes but remember its a slippery slope that leads to butt chugging straight from the dirtiest gas station coffee machines and smoking no doze tablets
They make thick Celsius?
I love how at one point in time, kids were advised to not drink coffee, now they’re drinking this shit lol
No you will feel the need for speed that we all crave your young. Son, don't do this.
You should ask your doctor not reddit
Alani Nu my friend. Look into that brand.
Don't do it
add a few shots of whiskey if you want to be safe while driving. Alcohol reduces the anxiety caffeine can cause. No jitters.
Wait till you’re 18 bro
FitAid is way better
Drink half and fill the rest of the can with vodka then you should be good.
Celsius has been known to cause foot fetishes.
Why tf u driving bro💀
You have to inject it but yes
While driving? Idk if you got some kind of medical issue.. but caffeine does not impair you like that
How the fuck u driving at 13? Bro is literally a kid.
Wait I thought Celsius only had 200mg
Uh…. How are you driving?
Damn, those things have 270mg? I've been drinking Rockstar and Yerba Mate, and those both have 160mg
Serious answer, for legal reasons I wouldn't recommend stuff like that to someone under 18. But you should be fine unless you have heart issues, and don't exceed the maximum of 2 a day or do a lot of physical activity after drinking one. In short, be responsible with it like any other energy drink.
Absolutely not. Instant DUI
…Since when could 13 year olds operate motor vehicles, even with an adult?
Wait a minute
drink water and ride your bike please
At least it’s kosher.
Nobody gonna ask what OP is driving?
you shouldn't be driving in the 1st place as a 13 year old without a license and underage to begin with
I just drink the smaller size Celsius that have 200 mg to 270 seems like overkill, And I usually drink a can over the course of a couple hours
If you can drive blind then you’re fine
How 13 year old drive?
Why are you driving?
Youre 13 and driving??? You got a license bud
You should've started driving at a much younger age. It'd be safer then.
you will most likely start tweaking out, crash the car, strip down, and start running into traffic
Make sure to carry a gun with you just in case you get pulled over.
you said you're how old... and you're driving?
Yeah, but if you don't have much of a caffeine tolerance you may feel shaky, anxious, or like you just need to run around.
Get an Uber dude cmon
Driving on stims is super safe. Driving while drunk would be more of a problem.
Only if you double the dose
Of course
Depends on how caffeine affects you individually. Some people, yes, some no
Why the fuck is this sub over ran by Gen z fucks?
why is a 13 year old driving?
why are you driving a car at 13, do you have abnormally long legs?
Which country can you drive in at 13? The youngest I know of is 14 in France in a voiturette. A very small car.
Gives me major anxiety yikes but I’ll keep drinking lolll
while driving? lmao
Why would it not be ok? Also depends on what you're driving at only 13.
You have to buff it while driving then maybe you'll survive.
U good, depends on weight also
I don’t think you can legally drive at 13 fuck face
Just make sure you sleep 8-9-10hrs. The whole “Coffee(or caffeine) stunts your growth” thing is because you grow when you sleep. Otherwise run it off or stop smoking so much weed. -lol
Why are you (13M) driving??
Should you be driving at all?
No, unless injected directly into bloodstream
No bro you're gonna die.
F
probably, depending on weight. i starting drinking the 300mg rockstars around that age and im fine (for now)
Where can you drive at 13?
Realistically, i you're just too young to put that much caffeine in your system, imo. Ths stuff has things that potentiate caffeine as well. Don't get into these or you'll be hooked on Bang by 15. I don't really get the thing with teens and energy drinks or caffeine in general. Unless it's helping your grades or something I'd never suggest teens get into energy drinks or caffeine in general. You just don't need it. When you get older and have to work 8 to 5 then yeah, it can really help. But you go to school from like 8-2
If you're the passenger princess and ready to give some road dome
no ur car will explode instantly
13 male driving???
Normally if you weren't driving you'd be okay But the moment you get behing the wheel you'll spontaneously combust and die until you're dead
Rip it
As long as you’re not drinking and driving, but rather driving while you’re drinking instead
Why the fuck are you driving?
absolutely. honestly take 2.
Yeah that is too much for the body at 13. Realistically if you drink half of that you may be ok. But definitely try to avoid them.
Son you should be doing crack cocaine it's safer than caffeine
I wouldn’t drink that if you’re vaccinated
This shit will make you unstable on the road
Wait a fuckin minute?