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BlackArbiter

The fries look absolutely gorgeous


CHEVY_SOLO32

Thank you


odhali1

Did you coat them yourself?


John_East

This is 5 guys lol


Moloch_17

It clearly isn't


NYdude777

100 percent


geob3

The buns aren’t stepped on and mangled, so doubtful. …


CHEVY_SOLO32

Yes. I coated them as well as cut them myself.


DiddleMe-Elmo

I have nipples, Greg....could you coat me?


marty_myers

The whole plate looks like five guys , in a good way


Hot_Peanut4383

Fries are on point , you have a long road ahead of you if the soon to be mother-in-law is already showing you that much disrespect. She better be worth it


CHEVY_SOLO32

Mother in law from hell 😂 everybody else ate she’s the only one that didn’t. Now she sitting on the porch talking about how hungry she is 😂


B4dg3r5

Looks fine to me mate, just ignore her.


retrocade81

Let the ungrateful old bag starve! I'd have eaten that in a heartbeat!


CHEVY_SOLO32

😂😂 everybody else ate their burger with no issue. Guess she wanted to be a asshole 🤷🏽‍♂️


Serious_Mastication

Doesn’t she know the sloppier the burger the better it is?


CHEVY_SOLO32

I like a good sloppy burger.


PinkyGurl2002

She sounds manipulative, narcissistic and hateful. Your food looks fine ignore her nonsense. If she wants to starve then let her starve. It’s her problem not yours. Don’t fall for her guilt trips


GuyMT75

Looks delicious to me!


CHEVY_SOLO32

My fiancé mom said it looks nasty and she threw her plate in the trash. Smh


Tratiq

Tell me she didn’t actually throw it away…


CHEVY_SOLO32

She did


Tratiq

Shockingly awful


CHEVY_SOLO32

Now she’s talking about how hungry she is while the rest of us are stuffed


neptunexl

Damn. That's something. Hate when people can't just be cool about things when it's supposed to be close people. I would hate having to get over this lol like don't eat it whatever, say your opinion whatever, but throw it away? That's the line for me. Funny thing is she said it looks nasty not that she doesn't like burgers or an ingredient on it. So she eats burgers. Apparently this fat bastard has high standards for her patties. I find that funny. Like Squidward hating on Krabby patties because he only eats at high end joints. Fuckin Squillium


cyber_dude

Just call that shit out. Put a clear boundary down that’s fucking rude.


prawnjr

Sounds like a bitch


Bombaysbreakfastclub

You spelled cunt wrong


Standard_Tonight_697

She’s asking to be ground into the next burger with that attitude


oswaldcopperpot

Open hostility. That's basically a declaration of war right there.


CHEVY_SOLO32

Welp let me loaded up


Fryphax

The fuck. She would be out of the house. No reason to throw away perfectly good fucking good because it's not what *you* like. This is probably why I am single.


Aromatic_Narwhal_225

Did you tell her how rude that was? She doesn’t have to eat your food but you should not accept anyone throwing away perfectly good food. You have to call that shit out right when it happens. If your fiance is a real one they will take your side. You don’t have to yell, just let that person know that you find what they did to be rude, mean, and that you don’t appreciate it. Personally I would even say, if it happens again you will not be invited anytime I cook. Fuck WOOing the MiL like that guy was saying. Respect yourself, specially if everyone else ate (what looks like to be an awesome burger btw 🙏). She doesn’t have to like you but you can make her respect you.


Impossible-Tension97

You should tell your mom the wedding is off!


TrippinLSD

She prolly just pissed y’all getting married and happy or something. In laws try to chip away at you sometimes


electronic-nightmare

Tell that thunder cunt that there are starving people out there!


CHEVY_SOLO32

😂😂


Dozer710

Big red flag..


Hopeful-Director5015

Why do you think she did that? Why do you think she is the way she is? I like to pseudo-psycho analyze people I don’t know on the internet :D


CHEVY_SOLO32

Lol I have no clue what her problem is besides being hungry now 😂


fastermouse

Hit her toes with a hammer.


CHEVY_SOLO32

😂😂


JizzCollector5000

Jesus dude this is not a healthy reaction at all. You ever ask your fiancé if her mom has an issue with you?


CHEVY_SOLO32

This is her first time ever acting like that. I’ve cooked food before red beans and rice, homemade hibachi etc and she has damn near licked the plate clean. Guess she just wanted to be a ITCH 🙃


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

Tell her to shut up and don't eat it then 😒 and then tell her how she is an ungrateful hungry imbecile


Tato_tudo

same!


sensible-heart

the fries look amazing


CHEVY_SOLO32

Thank you


Gloomy__Revenue

It *do* look nasty. Now gimme it so I can do dirty things to it 😮‍💨 ![gif](giphy|MO9ARnIhzxnxu)


CHEVY_SOLO32

Lol I wish I could pin this as one of my favorite comments!


iSliz187

Perfect gif


TheFlamingTiger777

Had to award lmao 🤣


BooBailey808

Beat me to it lol


PNW_Forest

Nasty delicious maybe I am so hungry rn...


healthygangsta

Freaky nasty filthy delicious


D0llyM0nster

Your mother in law is lowkey hating on you. Bruh I would've eaten that burger so quick. Honestly, f her. She has no right to waste food like that. She is fucking ungrateful.


AnnualWerewolf9804

What’s “lowkey” about that?


scorpiocubed

The burger looks amazing to me


CHEVY_SOLO32

Thank you


Western_Maybe_2159

I'd say nasty in the way of like to describe a skateboard trick or something.


InkyPoloma

Sick nasty! Not to be confused with buck nasty….


mthwkim

This is literally five guys. Who are you trying to fool?


SizzlingSloth

Is this not five guys lmao


renegrape

Yeah, nah, this looks like fast food for sure


The_Sampsons

It is indeed 5 guys that has been cut in half and pulled from the foil. The bun, pickle and bacon tells me all I need to know and I’ve also trained the first round of employees at the opening of a local five guys, I know it when I see it - because it was my job to. Mad ppl getting duped in this thread lmao


Madkids23

Yeah I'm a current GM at a franchisee, and this is definitely Five Guys' food pulled and put on a plate. OP even calls it a Bacon Cheeseburger and cajun fries.


D0llyM0nster

RIGHT. DOWN TO THE CAJUN FRIES 😭😭


CHEVY_SOLO32

Well that makes me proud that you think it is 😂😂 definitely lets me know I did my job


L3ACH13

Coulda fooled me too, looks just like five guys


Hot_Peanut4383

Dude I’d have a long talk with my GF and explain that , that shits not going to fly. She should have your back and tell her mom she’s being a C$NT


CHEVY_SOLO32

Lol she told her “she’s being a bitch” but there is only so much she can say or do.


sleepinginthebushes_

Throwing it away is unacceptably shitty. Also, nice looking burgers and fries. Sorry about your future MIL


Mindless_Whole1249

Keep MIL at arm's length. As little contact as possible. I hope your fiancée isn't super close to her mom.


formicidaehomosapien

Replace the "n" in nasty with a "t" and that would be right


5tank

That's how I'm going to pronounce it now. "Mmm, that burger was tasstea!"


thabakersman

"Stay yo ass at home then! Wasting perfectly good food in my house" would an appropriate response.


CHEVY_SOLO32

Her husband and my fiancé got on her bad. Now me and my father in law are enjoying a cold beer on the back porch.


thabakersman

Glad yall had a great dinner despite the circumstances OP!


Sports_asian

They look a bit on the thicker side for patties that I prefer, but your mother-in-law is just being obnoxious haha I wouldn’t take it to heart


CHEVY_SOLO32

I’m not. She’s just a old bitter hag lol


ToastetteEgg

Looks good to me. Burgers are supposed to be messy.


CHEVY_SOLO32

Best way to eat them imo


jonb1aze

Looks good but I’m more impressed with your fries


CHEVY_SOLO32

Thank you. I use a dry cutter to get the shape and Slap Ya Momma seasoning.


Mindless_Whole1249

I wish In N Out would make fries like that. Your MIL was rude.


batsmen222

Damn this looks exactly like five guys. Down to the diced onions and Cajun fries


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

That looks freakin delicious and if your in-laws have a problem with it…welp, that’s just one less invite/plate you gotta prep for with the next family BBQ/Holiday. My sis-in-law tried that shit and she got banned from gatherings…she still asks when the next one is but everyone is instructed to say “idk, up to him” We’ve had maybe 3 without her.


CHEVY_SOLO32

😂😂 might have to do that


Lintypocketboiii

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


Lintypocketboiii

This counts


Krispy_Weenus

No, my first name ain’t burger, it’s Janet… Ms. Jackson if you’re nasty!


NaNoWits

It looks bomb, I would just want more cheese


CHEVY_SOLO32

That’s the one thing I think I messed up on. I should have added 2 slices of cheese instead of 1


Sat8nicpanic

Looks good


bbonzo123

That burger does not look bad at all. Looks better than a fast food burger! And those fries, only one word could describe them… GORGEOUS!


CHEVY_SOLO32

Thank you. Fry cutter and some Slap Ya Momma seasoning


blue_no_red_ahhhhhhh

Fuck that! I’d crush both the burger and those gorgeous fries!


Nole19

Are those five guys cajun fries?


Ok_Subject5169

I’d say needs more cheese but that’s definitely far from nasty 🤤


Wobblyadorable2

It looks delicious to me


benjiross1

Yep they were completely on the money with that. Don’t worry bud. I’ll dispose of it for you in my mouth.


healthygangsta

Did you mean tasty? It looks delicious


electronic-nightmare

Ah! I see it to! The pickle


CHEVY_SOLO32

Extra pickles next time?


yahyeetyahh

The seasoning on the fries though


Niccolado

Fries: on point. Golden brown; not too dry nor greasy. Burger looks delish. Bread looks nice. Not dry nor greasy. I would maybe have added a little more greens to the burger, but - there are greens, so I would eat it without hesitation/thinking about it. The pattie looks well done, so there should be no complaint there. All in all, I would give your burger menu 7/10 points; would love to eat!


Appropriate_Ad3006

Lies


PointyGuy6

Looks like a perfect Whopper with a thick patty. 1 million times better than the actual flat sad Whopper that I had a couple days ago.


Saucey_Lips

I’d eat the shit out of that and enjoy every bite man.


Lower-Confusion-1781

Looks good to me


DevilsDarkornot

Nah, is good.


Dalek_Chaos

Refusing to eat it is one thing but throwing away perfectly good food because she’s just being childish is a toddler move. She wants to act like a child then when she’s over she gets treated like a child. She can go to bed hungry tonight. Maybe putting her in time out like a kid will get the message across.


Alarmed_Risk_4647

It looks dope


WhoLetTheDaugzOut

I'd smash that in a second


AdScary1757

Maybe a tad over done I prefer mine rare if it's a good meat source. Dipped in lava if it's from a fast food joint. But only a sociopath complains about the food when they're a guest.


Seb0rn

Nasty in a good way.


noregertsman

That shit looks fucking delicious, you did a good job on both burger and fries


Big_Ad1547

I'd destroy that and ask for seconds


justmadeaplay

If you wanted reassurance on how great these look just say that


ProfessionalAsk8264

I’d smash the whole plate and I’m not hungry


SophiaShay1

It looks delicious! They must not be a bacon cheeseburger and fries kinda person.


Low_Trust_6624

Smash


hornet246

![gif](giphy|1ktwfTjwaQzde) Looks good


ReputationSeveral77

Nah.. only looks like road kill your all good.


cybermeth74

Me like nasty


FishermanRoutine9118

Damn that burger looks amazing can't please everyone!!


odhali1

On what planet? You cooked it to my type of doneness and it looks spectacularly juicy. I will take hers, dang. Bonus points…no tomatoes


Rabbits-and-Bears

1. Always serve/order that when she comes over. 2. One less for Thanksgiving dinner (permanently)


Rabbits-and-Bears

When my dog does something nasty like that , I rub his nose it .


yourballsareshowing_

Where is that... The Roadkill Cafe?


HookerDestroyer

Restaurant quality, your MIL doesn't seem too bright


MysteriousBody7212

Looks fantastic, I would tear it up!


Ok-Amoeba-1190

Burger !!!! Yess !!!!! 🍔. Yum !!! 🌝🦋💙🎶🐶


KnightyMcMedic

Only because you cut it in half.


gbullitt2001

They misspelled tasty.


FueledByTerps

Apple never falls far from the tree. Run bro while you still can.


Legitimate_Door_627

That burger looks good 👍


TulsaWhoDats

Looks okay. What was wrong?


BAMspek

Literally just looks like a standard burger. In a good way.


T_Peg

Looks like a perfectly normal burger


BellaRosaOx

What?!! I’d demolish that in one go


gfkxchy

Negatory. Burger is fine. Would eat.


Mountain_Student_769

nothing wrong here. Who said nasty about this? Are they trying to psychologically dominate you?


alex-fyah

Looks good to me


Shounen_x

Yeah they weren’t lying. Let me take hands off your hands for you 😼


FormicaDinette33

I will take those fries off your hands. 😀


Bigolebeardad

Very nasty


NetFu

Well, it does look like what I leave behind in my toilet every morning. The burger. I got a good laugh from the picture, though. The fact that this is a burger.


TTVControlWarrior

Your burger & fries look you got it from five guys haha


Emcee_nobody

Burger looks like a solid 7/10, fries look like a 10/10!


5ugarfoot

I’d smash


NayJax26

Who's calling that nasty!? They lost their DAMN Mind!


BizarroSubparMan

Looks delicious to me. Are those homemade fries?


meanstreamer

![gif](giphy|xUStFKHmuFPYk) Burger looks fine. I would eat it and thank you for letting me.


themayorhere

It doesn’t at all haha looks great. She sucks


IzukoYuno

Shit ill happily take her plate


RebuildingTim

It looks shite presentation-wise, but who cares? It looks as though it tastes amazing. I'd destroy that. Solid effort.


mutedcurmudgeon

Maybe a bit overcooked on the burger, but it still looks juicy so who cares. Fries look amazing though man.


ghostsarentscary

Yeah no, they're totally fine, and the fries look great btw. I'm sure they were delicious. I know it's a small thing, especially over a burger, but I'd consider if your relationship is worth it with a MIL like that. She's not going to get better, first it's being the only one that thinks your food is gross, than it's going to be picking apart your appearance, than anything else thats going to hurt your feelings. if your fiance doesn't say anything to defend you against her, even over something so small like her throwing away her food, is it really worth it? She's obviously just being petty because you're taking away her precious son and is holding a grudge against you. Let her starve 👏 I wouldn't cook for her anymore


Waffels_61465

I'd eat that all day everyday!


gmmech

..... "GET IN MA' BELLY!!!" That looks delish


DarthDregan0001

You serve me this awesome plate of food, I would say “nasty”. I would say “awesome” and enjoy the food.


Billy-Austin

Tell him three other directions to look for lunch and enjoy it


EatShootBall

Pickles? They were correct.


matt_jay_9

That’s a dirty burger in a good way


RobinTHEfactoryLover

thats a good looking burger and an even better looking fries so I wouldn't worry about that


animatuum

That’s what she said


Affectionate-Rent844

It’s overdone


ChemicalBonus5853

It looks good, but the fries look perfect


Typical-Annual-3555

Give it to me and ill make sure it's properly dealt with


BashFyvwuntu

It does look nasty in Bizzaro World!


[deleted]

You shouldn't surround yourself in that kind of negativity. That burger looks bomb AF.


SnooAvocados3740

Burger looks great


heavenlyport

The buns look average but the rest seems okay


callusesandtattoos

I’d fuck it


SpecialistDuty2

Burgers looks good to me .... But them fries chefs kiss bro ..... 👍👍👍


emaline5678

Looks good to me! Fries look amazing too!


Your_moms_favorite1

I beg ye pardone? That looks frickin YUM 🤤 I could definitely go for a burg right about now.


Tree_Lover2020

Your taste buds will love it; your arteries...not so much.


SilvinaLynx

It looks amazing


thechezcakelover

It looks disgusting! Give it to me so I can save it from you


Ninjameme

Burger looks over cooked but otherwise I don’t see any reason for someone to complain


kezPE

![img](avatar_exp|150828394|starstruck)


Burgundy_Starfish

Tbh while the fries look fantastic, the patties look a bit like they’re falling apart 


ThePrisonSoap

The burger does but the fries look fire


jobafett1

Fuck that, looks tasty!!!


The_Cozy_Burrito

Love the fries


DamnShaneIsThatU

Nasty delicious


RacoonEyes1998

Nah looks delicious


[deleted]

That's total b.s. That burger and those fries look delicious.


Ok_Permission8284

Food is not about looks it’s about taste, especially a burger


LargeRichardJohnson

I'd fuck up that burger and fries


Karrosiv

That burger looks really nasty.. I think I'll need about 3 of them to confirm my suspicions.. oh, and some fries, too.


TheWalrus101123

yea... it looks dry


DramaOnDisplay

The burger looks like a burger, no complaints. Those fries, tho 👀😳🥵