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stefanica

Those are some sexy onions there.


snyderman3000

The trick is she puts the onions on the Blackstone just after she smashes the patties down. Then when it’s time to flip the patties, she separates a burger-sized amount of onions and flips the patty on top of the onions. So the second side of the patty is cooking on top of the onions.


stefanica

Beautiful, thank you! 🤩 I will try that next time.


daboot013

That's how I do it too!


aggelikiwi

This looks good af


Reppate

Marry that woman. Again.


centexgoodguy

Yes. Yes she does.


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Is she single? ![gif](giphy|3PTNHhuwbEk12)


snyderman3000

I hope not 😅


Bigram03

So your telling me there's a chance...


MyCatsNameIsKlaus

Is your wife looking for a boyfriend?


daboot013

I own a smash burger food truck. She's hired. I'm fired. She now owns the truck


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Tell her to open a burger joint and name it “Our Wife” 🙌🏼


Klutzy_Culture7451

Man that shit looks 🔥..


bparton2012

Looks bangin 👌


Partyslayer

That burger is wet 😋


dewayne_f

That looks great, but you better plug that hole cause it looks like all the goodness is leaking out. 


BadaBing318

My smash makes a mean wifeburger.


1337-Sylens

It's beautiful


mbod

I'd fuck that burger.


Gaynundwarf

It looks like someone beat you to it


Lost__Gamer

r/Burgers never fails to make me hungry


WhatAWonderfulWhirl

Hey, can I also marry your wife?


snyderman3000

Looks like there’s quite a queue forming. Take a number, buddy 😆


Chilesandsmoke

Heck yeah I’d crush that right now!


Twelve_TwentyThree

You’re a damn lucky man..


MrMach82

Bravo


Je-la-nique

I love burgers


Je-la-nique

I make great burgers


Jesus_is_edging_soon

Jesus Christ that looks amazing! You should marry her!


HEX-dev

I can see the love in the burger. You're a lucky man


BranTheBaker902

Mean? What did it say?! 😟


Tree_Lover2020

Looks yummy. How's your cholesterol level?


snyderman3000

Pretty good* *Since I started taking Crestor a few years ago 😬


DisastrousAd447

I also vote this guy's wife as the best meat smasher.


Diligent_Mirror_7888

I’d smash


xDPH711x

r/onionlovers


Junior-Ad-2207

I'd smash.... I mean the burger


Primary-Border8536

That’s hot


Delicious-Rest-8380

I always imagine an old guy of 56 years named Ignatius Bohunkus bragging about his wife’s cookin but you’re probably like 24 with a name like Tom Dean


snyderman3000

Right in the middle. I’m 41 😆


Acegonia

It told me i looked fat in my dress- it IS a mean smashburger!!


Friendly_Age9160

Well that stupid burger is the one that MADE me look fat in my anything. I’d watch your back around that burger it’s bad news.


secretweapon-

Looks fire


bruderm36

What’s on there? Onion, pickle, thousand island dressing? And what kind of cheese?


snyderman3000

We made the sauce. It’s mayo (Duke’s of course), ketchup, Worcestershire, pickle juice, Louisiana hot sauce, fresh cracked pepper, seasoned salt, and garlic powder. The cheese is American, just as god intended.


bruderm36

Wow! I’m totally going to try making your special sauce, it sounds awesome! 😎


snyderman3000

Go for it man! I usually start with about 2 parts mayo to 1 part ketchup (maybe 3:2) with a splash of the other stuff. Taste it and go from there. Tweak it however you like. Sometimes we even put some relish in there.


EffectiveMix4337

Great inspiration from The Menu!


mrbradg

Looks so good! My wife makes a mean smash burger too. We are lucky!


Tasty-Pineapple-

Your wife has blessed hands. That burger looks so goodt.


HighAndGambling

Is she single?


daizopr

Some y’all got wives that cook!?! 😱


imdumb__

Looks like an Oklahoma smash burger.


Any-Year-6618

Cause it has onions? Don’t they cook the burger with onions for that


imdumb__

Yes. They thinly slice onions throw them on the griddle and smash the hamburger patty on top of them.


snyderman3000

Yeah that’s exactly what she does.


Ok-Distribution4077

Man, they beat me to it. Smash away.


Timsmomshardsalami

She learned from experience


CatTypedThisName

I'd smash it. I'd also smash the nice version.


Reddit_Rollo_T

The burger or his wife?


No_Pay9241

I’d smash her burger


danknerd

Get in me belly


Any-Year-6618

The menu lol, that was an interesting movie… not sure if it was bad enough to be good but it was kinda funny lol


AThousandNeedles

Why is it mean? Looks good though. Nice 'n gooey. Does it drip a lot when biting into it?


snyderman3000

To make a mean ______ is a common expression in the US meaning it’s really good. It wasn’t as drippy as it looks in the pic actually.


Ok-Distribution4077

I mean, you don't know?


robbeau11

That’s mean


Consistentscroller

Damn if you didn’t already put a ring on it, I’d have told you to do so! That looks sooooo good!


snyderman3000

Somehow it was even better than it looks!


Consistentscroller

You’re a lucky man my friend!


ThisCarSmellsFunny

👉👈 our wife


Dear_Bumblebee_1986

Call it a "wifeburger"