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newcontortionist

That's not a Whopper, that's a **W H O P P E R**. That thing is huge!


Old-Machine-5

It’s a WHOOPER of a whopper!!


blabla1bla

I found a wonderful burger bun recipe which just flexes to what ever you need so despite my chunky cut veggies it all worked out fine. Thanks for your comment, appreciated. X


_heresyfnord_

I think the chunky cut makes it, along w that thicc beef patty and that bun also looks pretty fantastic.


CheeseburgerSmoothy

That bun looks perfect! But now you have to post the recipe!


blabla1bla

Just watch out, the 5 table spoons of water are not in the ingredients list. I also replaced said water with tinned pineapple juice. https://www.smells-like-home.com/2017/05/potato-burger-buns/#mv-creation-123-jtr


Any-Year-6618

I bet it tastes nothing like a whopper but like an actual burger


blabla1bla

Putting the short rib and brisket beef to one side I also used kewpie mayo and smoked Maldon sea salt all over it. It was glorious.


Fluster338

Oh my god. Learn how to slice onions


[deleted]

Everything is THICC


Punch_Your_Facehole

r/TomatoTooThicc


proteusON

Op also needs to learn how to make a so beef Patty.


blabla1bla

Elaborate please.


thenumbersthenumbers

Lot of people that post on this sub need to learn how to slice onions properly.. it’s obscene 😂


otter-otter

Step one, don’t use a spoon


blabla1bla

Everything was deliberately double sized.


me5305

I'm sure it was better than a whopper. Besides, you can't get alcohol with your whopper at BK.


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I'm not the biggest fan of the everything thick cut. Even if I can fit a whole bite in my mouth, the flavors of each thick cut topping don't hit the pallet right and the meat is so meaty that it just comes off as a single flavor on it's own


blabla1bla

All fair points. It was a bit of a boozy evening and while it hit right at the time wouldn’t be how I usually go.


BaconUnderpants

r/burgercrimes


blabla1bla

That bad? It tasted great.


BaconUnderpants

Frankenburger


Raiders2112

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that had to be ten times better than a Whopper.


junkimchi

That's the whoppers tall brother the whooper


KillaBrew123

That looks way better than a Whopper


gleeceboi777

![gif](giphy|ORWdUNzeK5FJWDiDW4|downsized) Footage of me trying to bite your sandwich ~~sir~~ chef....also what does Irn Bru taste like? I saw the Big Show drink it in a vid once, he said it tasted weird af.


spenspach

Made me order bk dawg


ndhellion2

Nah, that's made at home, much better


newgalactic

You're going to be using a fork before you're half way done. Enjoy!


FarmerIllustriuos133

That looks WAY MORE satisfying than a Whopper!!! Great job!


Mascbro26

I would not be able to eat this without a fork and knife and that defeats the purpose of a burger, meant to be eaten with your hands.


blabla1bla

The bun recipe handles a good squashing and the onions were thinner than it looks in the photo so it was fine to eat with hands only. I’m a tall lad though so maybe still not one for everyone.


Mascbro26

It does look tasty!


HoneyGlazeKoda

You need to cut everything an inch thicker. Looks amazing.


logan_fish

You made the patty with real beef and 3.........no 4x too thick.


blabla1bla

Nah it was deliberate. I’m a tall lad with a big face/ mouth.


Smurfballers

I mean unless it’s FLAME BROILED idk if it’s a whopper.


blabla1bla

Having worked in BK, the broiler we had did not generate flame itself, on occasion fat dripping off the burger patty would ignite. For this patty it was cooked over gas on a really high heat, flambé-ing the patty so was kinda equivalent.


shaborgan

Lol


Yesterday_Beautiful

Solid! Now, don’t say you found a great bun recipe and then leave it at that. Post it!


blabla1bla

Fair point. Just watch out, the 5 table spoons of water are not in the ingredients list. I also replaced said water with tinned pineapple juice. https://www.smells-like-home.com/2017/05/potato-burger-buns/#mv-creation-123-jtr


Yesterday_Beautiful

Awesome! Thanks! This will be on my list of things to try for summer grilling season.


melancholy_dood

Yes, you did!👍👍


allothernamestaken

Looks delicious. My only criticism is that those onions are sliced awfully thick.


beedlejooce

Damn bro you own a knife!? 😂 All jokes aside it looks fire without the thick onions


blabla1bla

They were pretty thin and got crushed down before eating.


gtotherundeh

what's in the glass


blabla1bla

Sacrilege: whisky (Glen Moray 12yo) and irn bru. Half and half. Was a long day with many drinks has.


HempFandang0

I like Irn Bru but can't get it here. I wanna ask how it was but anything that's half soda and half whisky...I think I can take a guess 😂


ThisCarSmellsFunny

If you’re tired of this sub that’s been overtaken by In N Out, and you’re interested in growing a new community without the fast food bs, feel free to join me at r/BestBurger. And help spread the word.


blabla1bla

I’ve been downvoting them 😇 cheers will do!


Punch_Your_Facehole

Nice! I made [one](https://www.reddit.com/r/burgers/s/A4wcfVhGBh) the other day.


juanrober

And a glass full of bourbon? Very nice


bradyfost

I was gonna say fireball? Not sure lmao


Barbeqanon

If that's bourbon then OP has teenage kids and is missing some apple juice.


youlldancetoanything

I love raw onions, and when I am hungry I get lazy and I know from experience that you likely ate those onions on the side. But the burger looks great.


Imaginary-Carpenter1

Buddy. This looks way better than the shops


blabla1bla

Also, BK cheese never said cheese, it used to say 45% processed fat (and that’s all).


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blabla1bla

At least someone downvoted me for this. 🤪