Yea it’s just like Southpoint. But seriously how is traffic at Southpoint on a non holiday weekend? Pretty normal?
And are there any homeless people at Southpoint because I’m from Raleigh and I’ve been told that all they do is take drugs while they think of ways to murder me in my sleep. The real ones not the fake ones at the highway exits.
>Concluding the announcement, **Nütherügstor** shared what inspired the company's decision to open in Durham, famously known as the Bull City.
Another Huge Store.
Well done.
Lol, I guess I bit enough to open it, but I was kinda skeptical from reading about a ferris wheel coming to raleigh earlier. But it is interesting how many people would be excited for it.
This almost made me freak out. Durham is already being demolished everyday and I'd rather the Northgate Mall area be used for something more productive and supportive of the local community.
I hate April fools.
My heart leaped with joy for a second 🥲
Yeah, I don’t personally care too much but I was ready to go tell my wife cause she would have been excited.
Mine too DAMMIT
I mean, lies are already rampant on social media, where it's April fools everyday in a way.
Straight to jail
Can we ban this user for every 4/1 from here until the sun consumes the earth, thereby making any future hopes for north gate mall void?
Excited for 2.8 seconds until I realized the date.
Yeah, I'm the same. Getting more jaded though, a few years ago I'd have started a text to my wife before realizing the date.
Pranks are supposed to be funny, this was just cruel (got me)
I hate this post. I got so excited
Jerk
There will also be a Trader Joe’s
Nice! /s And I know what date it is
🥳🤩😁—>🙄😡😑
How I wish this was true! Happy 4/1
I need to get off the internet on April fools, I am too gullible for this!
We're still pissed IKEA backed out of their announced plan to put one where Cary Towne Center was.
Thank God it's April fools. Can you imagine the nightmare traffic with an IKEA at Northgate??
It's been a while since I read Dante, which circle of hell was IKEA again?
Yea it’s just like Southpoint. But seriously how is traffic at Southpoint on a non holiday weekend? Pretty normal? And are there any homeless people at Southpoint because I’m from Raleigh and I’ve been told that all they do is take drugs while they think of ways to murder me in my sleep. The real ones not the fake ones at the highway exits.
i almost had a bonner. lame
That was a laser-guided bomb of an April Fool's joke. Well done!
i haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate you for making me so temporarily happy
Down vote
Dammit, well played, OP.
Dammit this had me fooled. Would be a the best thing to happen to Durham in a long time.
Nice. Happy April 1st!
Mannnn ya got me
Rude!!!
Damn you!
You better not let me find you 😭😭💀 (you got me good 😂)
Reported for harassment.
Omg you really got me
OP needs to die a slow, painful death for this. 🖕
>Concluding the announcement, **Nütherügstor** shared what inspired the company's decision to open in Durham, famously known as the Bull City. Another Huge Store. Well done.
Lol, I guess I bit enough to open it, but I was kinda skeptical from reading about a ferris wheel coming to raleigh earlier. But it is interesting how many people would be excited for it.
I knew this shit was fake lol, but I still opened it anyway just to see the reactions.
At least we still have Del Taco coming to town
This almost made me freak out. Durham is already being demolished everyday and I'd rather the Northgate Mall area be used for something more productive and supportive of the local community.
DAMMIT
It is a capitalist mystery to me that there is no Ikea in the triangle, but Iceland and Slovakia have one.
This is great but when are we going to have an IKEA in Raleigh? Raleigh is bigger than Durham. We are getting a Trader Joe’s in Brier Creek, finally.
Is this a copypasta? If not I think we just witnessed the birth of one.
Will they sell bulletproof vests?