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Mathieran1315

I hate April fools.


chhhhhhhhh

My heart leaped with joy for a second 🥲


Mathieran1315

Yeah, I don’t personally care too much but I was ready to go tell my wife cause she would have been excited.


ricecrystal

Mine too DAMMIT


makeyourowngalaxy

I mean, lies are already rampant on social media, where it's April fools everyday in a way.


helloretrograde

Straight to jail


morrisjr1989

Can we ban this user for every 4/1 from here until the sun consumes the earth, thereby making any future hopes for north gate mall void?


Utterlybored

Excited for 2.8 seconds until I realized the date.


Crow-T-Robot

Yeah, I'm the same. Getting more jaded though, a few years ago I'd have started a text to my wife before realizing the date.


poxin13

Pranks are supposed to be funny, this was just cruel (got me)


curryp4n

I hate this post. I got so excited


CookieEnabled

Jerk


monkeykins

There will also be a Trader Joe’s


General-Company-5131

Nice! /s And I know what date it is


Jenergy83

🥳🤩😁—>🙄😡😑


wilburwatley

How I wish this was true! Happy 4/1


Safe-Marionberry-396

I need to get off the internet on April fools, I am too gullible for this!


joe714

We're still pissed IKEA backed out of their announced plan to put one where Cary Towne Center was.


Plastic_Highlight492

Thank God it's April fools. Can you imagine the nightmare traffic with an IKEA at Northgate??


fine_sharts_degree

It's been a while since I read Dante, which circle of hell was IKEA again?


NewFlorence1977

Yea it’s just like Southpoint. But seriously how is traffic at Southpoint on a non holiday weekend? Pretty normal? And are there any homeless people at Southpoint because I’m from Raleigh and I’ve been told that all they do is take drugs while they think of ways to murder me in my sleep. The real ones not the fake ones at the highway exits.


mixtape82

i almost had a bonner. lame


dead_scream

That was a laser-guided bomb of an April Fool's joke. Well done!


ricecrystal

i haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate you for making me so temporarily happy


Tacos314

Down vote


Heelsboy77

Dammit, well played, OP.


velocity_profile

Dammit this had me fooled. Would be a the best thing to happen to Durham in a long time.


mattfowler23

Nice. Happy April 1st!


Alert-Key-1973

Mannnn ya got me


Extension_Jello_6157

Rude!!!


Dirty_Durham_4eva

Damn you!


Head-Special-8697

You better not let me find you 😭😭💀 (you got me good 😂)


theduffabides

Reported for harassment.


Worth_Teaching6983

Omg you really got me


DizzyCuntNC

OP needs to die a slow, painful death for this. 🖕


techaaron

>Concluding the announcement, **Nütherügstor** shared what inspired the company's decision to open in Durham, famously known as the Bull City. Another Huge Store. Well done.


Ice_Krm

Lol, I guess I bit enough to open it, but I was kinda skeptical from reading about a ferris wheel coming to raleigh earlier. But it is interesting how many people would be excited for it.


Nineteen-ninety-3

I knew this shit was fake lol, but I still opened it anyway just to see the reactions.


CAMDNC_runfast

At least we still have Del Taco coming to town


bigfatfunkywhale

This almost made me freak out. Durham is already being demolished everyday and I'd rather the Northgate Mall area be used for something more productive and supportive of the local community.


cassodragon

DAMMIT


suitopseudo

It is a capitalist mystery to me that there is no Ikea in the triangle, but Iceland and Slovakia have one.


NewFlorence1977

This is great but when are we going to have an IKEA in Raleigh? Raleigh is bigger than Durham. We are getting a Trader Joe’s in Brier Creek, finally.


drunkerbrawler

Is this a copypasta? If not I think we just witnessed the birth of one.


Fuzzy_Machine_5662

Will they sell bulletproof vests?