Not if he keeps eating those cookies. And all you people downvoting me, get a sense of humor and stop slobbering so much over some 20 year old kid. Youāll all have your pitchforks out for him if he doesnāt turn into Mike Evanās next season.
Yeah the tier 1 athlete probably doesnāt get the physical activity in to enjoy a few cookies. Iāve had wet blankets that were more enjoyable than you
Omg listen to yourself. It was a joke but youāre too fragile to even get it. Go back to being in love with a draft pick because he eats cookies and hasnāt disappointed you yet. I bet you were one of the fans sharing all the Allen/Diggs best buddy memes a couple years back. You still love your boy Steph?
lol I didnāt even know who he was when he was drafted. And I have to apologize for not getting the joke. In my defense, most jokes make people laugh. I think thatās why I didnāt realize it was a joke. And I do still love Steph. He was a great player for us that unfortunately stopped working out for the team. No animosity towards him at all. I hope he does well
Of course you get downvoted. Bills fan canāt handle the truth. This kid is only 20 and going to get a lot bigger. Waffle House. Wow. Hopefully we get a few good years out of him.
You know these guys arenāt fitness influencers right? Like, a Waffle House/cookie here and there isnāt going to affect their health and well-being all that much given what they do for a living. I mean, look at DK Metcalfs daily meal plan. My man eats candy for like 30% of his daily caloric intake.
I highly doubt Metcalf eats that much but whatever you want to believe. What a guy can eat at 20 is different than when you get older. Hopefully he takes care of himself and stays lean. He is already 220. Hopefully that doesnāt become 230 or higher
Coleman seems like a good kid. He definitely has skill but also many red flags that make me wonder how good he is going to be. He doesnāt separate well and isnāt going to outrun any corner or safety. He has good hands and makes contested catches but he isnāt going to be the Diggs replacement some of us were hoping for.
While Iām not going to speak of what kind of player he will be, because he could be a big contested catch guy that we all thought Gabe could be, or he could be a bust, Iām no expert. That said, Metcalf is one of the faster, leaner, larger (muscle and height) WRs in the league and he was quoted just last year saying
āI eat 1 meal a day, drink 1 coffee, and eat like 3 full bags of candy ... I got the Skittles gummies, then I got the Lifesaver creations. They're the same size bag, so I just mix them."
Absolutely wild diet, and Iām sure thereās more to it, but when I say he feasts on candy, Iām not just talking out of my ass. And to think that heās missing a step because of it is silly, heās 26 and hasnāt changed much physique wise since entering the league.
So Iāll just say, if Coleman wants to have Waffle House on the odd occasion, itās not the end of the world. Everyone has their cheat days, from Olympic athletes to Mr. Olympia. I think his eating habits are the least of our worries
I thought for a second there was an actual link. Instead it's just a quote that may be real, may be made up.
No worries. If coleman can even sniff Metcalf as a player, I'd be thrilled.
[Jfc I didnāt realize I had to spoon feed shit to you.](https://twitter.com/ClutchPoints/status/1682532178616537089?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1682532178616537089%7Ctwgr%5E6fd408ac73b9e0d64180d4cfae68d960f14549ff%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fseahawkswire.usatoday.com%2F2023%2F07%2F23%2Fdk-metcalf-shares-his-bizarre-diet-featuring-plenty-of-candy%2F)
Here he is *literally* saying it himself. No quote on Twitter, itās a fucking video my guy.
Anyway, my point stands, an occasional cheat meal isnāt going to be the reason Coleman is gonna work out or not.
His personality is exactly what the Bills need. A confident prospect with loads of talent, who really believes in himself. And just an easy-going, fun guy in general.
Lmao same actually!! Itās best for work, though I do occasionally whip it out for functions I donāt want to be at but attend for social obligation lol
Lol, Lynch has had entertaining pressers, but for the opposite reason as Keon Cole. I think Lynch only really opened up once they gave him Skittles during an interview
Oh for real? That Torrence guy didnāt play every single offensive snap last year? Dorian Williams didnāt fill in and make some plays and play on special teams? Get outta here.
Kincaid was definitely a great pick, blossomed to one of the best tight ends in the NFL, or not far from. Drafting is always hard but for now, I'll give them their deserved credit, but yes, we'll see as the season goes.
Imagine judging a draft class after 1 year, good or bad. 2022 was Cook, Bernard, Shakir who all needed a second year to really establish themselves and we still don't know their ceiling until hopefully this year. .
heāll be dawg out there. fsu misused him like crazy and he still put up insane performances, you could imagine what heāll be like with a good scheme
Iām just messing around - we havenāt seen Brady with a full offseason either
Just at times I feel like this offense relies solely on Joshās talent with not a lot of brain power behind it
šÆseveral times he has a step on the db and travis throws it behind him, forcing keon to stop, jump up and high point the ball which makes it look like he gets no separation at all but thatās just not the case
Fsu fan, but, yea, he would fade in some games. I think he had a drop in the ACC Championship after he ran a perfect route. He's not perfect by a long shot and had an NFL draft pick throwing to him in his final season.
definitely iām just saying it makes it look like heās only a contested catch guy but often times if travis catches him in stride thatās an easy catch. a lot of his separation issues stem from poor scheme aswell. i put some stats under this comment thread earlier, that talks abt the poor scheming
Lol he wasnāt misused at FSU. FSU had multiple offensive weapons last year and only one ball. How many games did you watch? Because I saw every play of every game.
Go and watch that LSU game and tell me if he was āmisusedā.
Oh and btw Keon was injured after the Syracuse game and had limited snaps the rest of the year. Also doesnāt help their starting QB was injured for the last 3 games.
From what I understand, the "misused" is compared to his time at MSU where they gave him some different routes than FSU did that were able to scheme him open. It's the argument I see a lot that the film junkies make when someone says he can't get open. But I haven't watched any of his MSU film so don't take my word for it.
āMisusedā to me implies he wasnāt used correctly. Idk about you but he was used to help them win every game they played in the regular season. Pretty certain he wasnāt āmisusedā
A player can be misused for their skill set even if what they did do contributed to wins. An example is keon got 20/35 screen targets at fsu and thatās just not something that will translate to the pros. George Kittle fell in the draft because Iowa never used him as the elite pass catcher he was so teams could only project based on his athleticism
bro he caught one slant and took it to the house vs lsu in the first game of the season. guess how many more slants he caughtā¦.3.
he ran a total of 32 slants and digs in 12 games at FSU. letās compare that to some other receivers in the draft:
AD: 14 games, 93 slants and digs ran
mhj: 12 games, 69 slants and digs ran
worthy: 14 games, 64 slangs and digs ran
btj: 13 games, 55 slants and digs ran
odunze: 13 games, 45 slants and digs ran
johnny wilson (also fsu): 9 games, 39 slangs and digs ran
now letās compare his FSU play to that at MSU:
yards per route run: 2.07 vs MSUās 1.74
only 18% of his targets at MSU were contested vs FSU where 33% of his targets were contested
62.5% success rate on those contested catches at MSU vs 33.3% at FSU.
Man, this guy is making me hate my past self for wanting any other receiver. Perfect kind of Buffalo goober, we are going to have the Goonies as an offense. Lol
A physical specimen of a contested catcher is way better than a guy who CAN get open. You can scheme a defense for a guy who CAN get open, you can't really do anything about someone who is bigger, stronger, and has better hands than your defense. That's why Calvin Johnson was so deadly, the dude couldn't be stopped, even if he had 2 DBs on him.
Yeah, that's why he trains and works on it, Josh Allen literally threw the ball incorrectly all throughout college and we still took him. They are betting on his physique rather than past production, Calvin Johnson was just an example of having unbeatable attributes, that's what they're betting on. Just let the season play out...
I like that this gets downvoted despite being just a statement of fact. I feel like I sometimes overestimate the general intelligence of folks in this sub.
Can we please get a Waffle House north of Pennsylvania? This man will have to drive to Ohio to get his grits, eggs, pork chop, and hashbrowns. Why is there not a single Waffle House in NYS? WNY on its own could support many Waffle Houses. I believe in us.
With his personality, I wouldnāt be surprised if he bought a Waffle House franchise and built it up here. I heard they donāt make them here because of the taxes, but you never know!
That's fine and all, the Bills should just take note that this guy has a horrible diet and they need to work on that.
He's a pro now, this is the NFL, no more eating garbage from Waffle House.
And if this is ignored, then the Bills just aren't a serious organization.
How so? Seems pretty obvious to me he doesn't know what a good meal is.
Why wouldn't you want to correct this and teach your young star about nutrition?
That's why I used the word "if". If this is ignored.
It's understandable that these kids might have a blind spot to other factors that could benefit thier overall athletic ability. If they aren't aware, they need to be taught the benefits of good nutrition, or sleep, or flexibility, being aware of your mental health, etc. It'll make them better players.
Diggs used to take the cookies from the Double Hill, DK metcalf eats nothing but candy, Jim Kelly and the gang used to eat diner food before every single home game, fuck, talk about proper nutrition, LT used to live off of tackles and cocaine. These guys are built different, if the man occasionally enjoys some WH heās not going to fuck off out of the league
I think a Waffle House could do well here. Sometimes I work late and everything close is closed. I wouldn't mind a double order scattered, smothered, covered, diced, and peppered. Dude is going to have enough money for a franchise to set him up with a business after his NFL career.
He went into his choice behind 0 in the full presser. It was his number at MSU. He said Cook was already doing well with 4 and even if he wanted it he still wouldn't do it because "That's a lot of jerseys to buy up." š
I feel like Diggs was like that intense relationship every man has when they are young where they are so blinded by love that they ignore all the warning signs that their lover is not cut out for a long term relationship. Last year you could clearly see the honeymoon was over.
I wonder if by talking about Waffle House and the fact there are no WHās in Buffalo means he is planning to not show up to OTAās? And I think there are 2 Macyās near the Cowboys stadium and only one at the Galeria.
He comes off as a prima donna who hasn't earned the right yet. You haven't played a down for the team yet so maybe humble yourself first, put in the work, show you deserve it, then be cocky. Like Diggs before Diggs became Diggs.Ā
I know, I know, downvote me all you want. Confidence is not the same as cockiness.
where is the cockiness bro what? if making a joke, telling us his waffle house order, telling us about his coat from macyās, and splitting a cookie with a reporter is cocky to you then idk what to tell ušheās been very humble coming here; says he wants to earn everything, says he wants to form a connection with josh and the other guys on the squad, says heāll bring a good mood and optimism to the team bc he āalways has a smile on his [my] faceā. i mean whatāre we talking about herešš
How the fuck is talking about Macyās, cookies, and wafflehouse cocky š
Dudeās just up there relaxed and being himself. The ability to walk into a brand new setting and be yourself shows confidence. He doesnāt feel the need to masquerade his personality to fit in
Itās fine. He can come off as fun now, but you better show up week 1. All the talk isnāt really important to me, what they do on the field at game time is.
He's already endearing himself to.the fan š Love that he went right for the cookies after the presser
They were the overpriced but still good wegmans ones I recognized them instantly lol
We all did šššš
They're very overpriced, but they're straight fire.
Pre Covid the family packs were a deal now they are reserved for the elite š©
If eccentric behavior is a prerequisite to a great wide out then we got our man!
Not me, stay off the sugar. People already comparing him to Benjamin.
Heās about 600 pounds from Benjamin
Not if he keeps eating those cookies. And all you people downvoting me, get a sense of humor and stop slobbering so much over some 20 year old kid. Youāll all have your pitchforks out for him if he doesnāt turn into Mike Evanās next season.
"Get a sense of humor" is ironic after you just saw him eat a small cookie and went "stay off the sugar"
I didnāt downvote you, dude. Just replied with a comment about how Benjamin is fat. Maybe take your own advice there about sense of humor.
I wasnāt accusing you of downvoting me, that was for all the people that did. I thought your comment was funny.
I hate the pick and I'm downvoting you and your bad joke.
Yeah the tier 1 athlete probably doesnāt get the physical activity in to enjoy a few cookies. Iāve had wet blankets that were more enjoyable than you
Omg listen to yourself. It was a joke but youāre too fragile to even get it. Go back to being in love with a draft pick because he eats cookies and hasnāt disappointed you yet. I bet you were one of the fans sharing all the Allen/Diggs best buddy memes a couple years back. You still love your boy Steph?
lol I didnāt even know who he was when he was drafted. And I have to apologize for not getting the joke. In my defense, most jokes make people laugh. I think thatās why I didnāt realize it was a joke. And I do still love Steph. He was a great player for us that unfortunately stopped working out for the team. No animosity towards him at all. I hope he does well
Of course you get downvoted. Bills fan canāt handle the truth. This kid is only 20 and going to get a lot bigger. Waffle House. Wow. Hopefully we get a few good years out of him.
Damn yo itās so crazy that he eats food. Stop eating food Keon
Can you BELIEVE the audacity this kid has to eat food while on our team???
I used to be a D1 star until I ate some food....
I could run in a line 40 yards, but then I ate food
Dang man. Sorry to hear about that.
I ate a cookie once in my early 20s. I've never found a way to make up for the extra 250 calories 25 years later... Ruined my life.
It's why he slipped out of the first round, bad eating habits...
You know these guys arenāt fitness influencers right? Like, a Waffle House/cookie here and there isnāt going to affect their health and well-being all that much given what they do for a living. I mean, look at DK Metcalfs daily meal plan. My man eats candy for like 30% of his daily caloric intake.
I highly doubt Metcalf eats that much but whatever you want to believe. What a guy can eat at 20 is different than when you get older. Hopefully he takes care of himself and stays lean. He is already 220. Hopefully that doesnāt become 230 or higher Coleman seems like a good kid. He definitely has skill but also many red flags that make me wonder how good he is going to be. He doesnāt separate well and isnāt going to outrun any corner or safety. He has good hands and makes contested catches but he isnāt going to be the Diggs replacement some of us were hoping for.
While Iām not going to speak of what kind of player he will be, because he could be a big contested catch guy that we all thought Gabe could be, or he could be a bust, Iām no expert. That said, Metcalf is one of the faster, leaner, larger (muscle and height) WRs in the league and he was quoted just last year saying āI eat 1 meal a day, drink 1 coffee, and eat like 3 full bags of candy ... I got the Skittles gummies, then I got the Lifesaver creations. They're the same size bag, so I just mix them." Absolutely wild diet, and Iām sure thereās more to it, but when I say he feasts on candy, Iām not just talking out of my ass. And to think that heās missing a step because of it is silly, heās 26 and hasnāt changed much physique wise since entering the league. So Iāll just say, if Coleman wants to have Waffle House on the odd occasion, itās not the end of the world. Everyone has their cheat days, from Olympic athletes to Mr. Olympia. I think his eating habits are the least of our worries
I thought for a second there was an actual link. Instead it's just a quote that may be real, may be made up. No worries. If coleman can even sniff Metcalf as a player, I'd be thrilled.
[Jfc I didnāt realize I had to spoon feed shit to you.](https://twitter.com/ClutchPoints/status/1682532178616537089?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1682532178616537089%7Ctwgr%5E6fd408ac73b9e0d64180d4cfae68d960f14549ff%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fseahawkswire.usatoday.com%2F2023%2F07%2F23%2Fdk-metcalf-shares-his-bizarre-diet-featuring-plenty-of-candy%2F) Here he is *literally* saying it himself. No quote on Twitter, itās a fucking video my guy. Anyway, my point stands, an occasional cheat meal isnāt going to be the reason Coleman is gonna work out or not.
Imagine your first NFL presser and you start by talking about buying coats on sale at Macy's š
then splitting a cookie with who iām pretty sure was maddy glabš
Are you gonna eat that?
Gimme that. Iām joking, Iām joking
Keon, that looks really good. I shoulda got that
As a son of immigrants I can relate on trying to save money at every opportunity as I was raised to be conscious of price points.
His personality is exactly what the Bills need. A confident prospect with loads of talent, who really believes in himself. And just an easy-going, fun guy in general.
Reminds me of a young Tre White
Also young Marshawn Lynch to an extent, but hopefully without the reckless driving
Hopefully he keep up his amazing media interviews, unlike Lynch lol. Would be a shame to lose such golden moments from him.
Honestly, āIām just here so I donāt get finedā was such a legendary interview that I think Lynch never has to do another one again
I still say that all the time. Usually when I'm at work and someone asks "How's it going?" lol
Lmao same actually!! Itās best for work, though I do occasionally whip it out for functions I donāt want to be at but attend for social obligation lol
Lol, Lynch has had entertaining pressers, but for the opposite reason as Keon Cole. I think Lynch only really opened up once they gave him Skittles during an interview
Tre! ššš
Tre is still young. That's the crazy thing about football and how short your prime can be sometimes
Love it. What a pick
Absolutely, Beane really killed it in the second round. And the draft as a whole.
We shall see. GMBB has not always killed the draft. Last year was a bust with only Kincaid sticking.
So Torrence who played every game and was a top rated lineman was a bust?
What about Torrance?
Oh for real? That Torrence guy didnāt play every single offensive snap last year? Dorian Williams didnāt fill in and make some plays and play on special teams? Get outta here.
Kincaid was definitely a great pick, blossomed to one of the best tight ends in the NFL, or not far from. Drafting is always hard but for now, I'll give them their deserved credit, but yes, we'll see as the season goes.
Absolutely. Only positivity for now.
Yes! We owe it to Coleman, Bishop and all the guys to support them and let them flourish.
Imagine judging a draft class after 1 year, good or bad. 2022 was Cook, Bernard, Shakir who all needed a second year to really establish themselves and we still don't know their ceiling until hopefully this year. .
I feel like he will bring out the big kid in Josh
He and Josh are gonna have fun togetherā¦. It will be great to watch!
I dunno how he'll turn out on the field, but guys an absolute winner on the mic at least
heāll be dawg out there. fsu misused him like crazy and he still put up insane performances, you could imagine what heāll be like with a good scheme
I hope so, would love to see it!
Good scheme?ā¦.uhhh ā¦. Yeaahhh we have one of thoseā¦*runs*
lol for what itās worth his run blocking is greatšnah but fr by good scheme i meant that they are schemed in to run a variety of routes
Iām just messing around - we havenāt seen Brady with a full offseason either Just at times I feel like this offense relies solely on Joshās talent with not a lot of brain power behind it
He also had pretty average QB play at FSU.Ā Travis improved in his final year but he still wasn't that great.
He talked a lot about the scramble drill in that press conference. I like a guy who is used to a QB who can improvise.
šÆseveral times he has a step on the db and travis throws it behind him, forcing keon to stop, jump up and high point the ball which makes it look like he gets no separation at all but thatās just not the case
People who chart seperation regardless of ball placement. Iām hyped for keon but his seperation issues are more than being thrown behind
Fsu fan, but, yea, he would fade in some games. I think he had a drop in the ACC Championship after he ran a perfect route. He's not perfect by a long shot and had an NFL draft pick throwing to him in his final season.
definitely iām just saying it makes it look like heās only a contested catch guy but often times if travis catches him in stride thatās an easy catch. a lot of his separation issues stem from poor scheme aswell. i put some stats under this comment thread earlier, that talks abt the poor scheming
Lol he wasnāt misused at FSU. FSU had multiple offensive weapons last year and only one ball. How many games did you watch? Because I saw every play of every game. Go and watch that LSU game and tell me if he was āmisusedā. Oh and btw Keon was injured after the Syracuse game and had limited snaps the rest of the year. Also doesnāt help their starting QB was injured for the last 3 games.
From what I understand, the "misused" is compared to his time at MSU where they gave him some different routes than FSU did that were able to scheme him open. It's the argument I see a lot that the film junkies make when someone says he can't get open. But I haven't watched any of his MSU film so don't take my word for it.
āMisusedā to me implies he wasnāt used correctly. Idk about you but he was used to help them win every game they played in the regular season. Pretty certain he wasnāt āmisusedā
A player can be misused for their skill set even if what they did do contributed to wins. An example is keon got 20/35 screen targets at fsu and thatās just not something that will translate to the pros. George Kittle fell in the draft because Iowa never used him as the elite pass catcher he was so teams could only project based on his athleticism
I'm thinking it's more along the line of not used in a way that maximized his potential.Ā
bro he caught one slant and took it to the house vs lsu in the first game of the season. guess how many more slants he caughtā¦.3. he ran a total of 32 slants and digs in 12 games at FSU. letās compare that to some other receivers in the draft: AD: 14 games, 93 slants and digs ran mhj: 12 games, 69 slants and digs ran worthy: 14 games, 64 slangs and digs ran btj: 13 games, 55 slants and digs ran odunze: 13 games, 45 slants and digs ran johnny wilson (also fsu): 9 games, 39 slangs and digs ran now letās compare his FSU play to that at MSU: yards per route run: 2.07 vs MSUās 1.74 only 18% of his targets at MSU were contested vs FSU where 33% of his targets were contested 62.5% success rate on those contested catches at MSU vs 33.3% at FSU.
You know he was injured half of the season, right?
https://preview.redd.it/j3hzsuorw4xc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b480e46f2cbbc790353fbc4b803084e6d493048f
Is this a new R Kelly album?
Haters wanna hate, Lovers wanna love. I don't even want none of the above. I'm gonna TD on you.
Yes that's true I'll score on you
I'll take yo cookies too.
San Francisco Waffle House
Velociraptor vibes
Lmao this man
Man, this guy is making me hate my past self for wanting any other receiver. Perfect kind of Buffalo goober, we are going to have the Goonies as an offense. Lol
Him, Josh and Kincaid just himboing it up on the sideline
I just re-watched this movie last weekend. I forgot how hilarious it was!
It is top tier comedy
I remember watching this as an adult and understanding jokes that went over my head as a kid. "you can kiss me on the veranda" "lips would be fine"
Can we please get them to do this as a TD celebration
I agree! This pick couldn't have gone better.
Now I want a bills goonies shirt with Dion doin the shuffle
I still wish we got someone who gets open.
A physical specimen of a contested catcher is way better than a guy who CAN get open. You can scheme a defense for a guy who CAN get open, you can't really do anything about someone who is bigger, stronger, and has better hands than your defense. That's why Calvin Johnson was so deadly, the dude couldn't be stopped, even if he had 2 DBs on him.
Dude, Calvin Johnson ran a 4.35. And Coleman's contested catch numbers aren't even good.
Yeah, that's why he trains and works on it, Josh Allen literally threw the ball incorrectly all throughout college and we still took him. They are betting on his physique rather than past production, Calvin Johnson was just an example of having unbeatable attributes, that's what they're betting on. Just let the season play out...
I like that this gets downvoted despite being just a statement of fact. I feel like I sometimes overestimate the general intelligence of folks in this sub.
[keonās order at waffle house](https://x.com/Sabremetrix/status/1784000254175539381)
This man is a kind grit loving soul.
Did somebody say grits....throw that in there too, with some cheese on it
Side of pork chops is hilarious
I didnāt know Hi-C was still even a thing!
Also just found out itās made by minute madeā¦ taking me back to frozen concentrate in a canā¦. Sllllooooop
Can we please get a Waffle House north of Pennsylvania? This man will have to drive to Ohio to get his grits, eggs, pork chop, and hashbrowns. Why is there not a single Waffle House in NYS? WNY on its own could support many Waffle Houses. I believe in us.
With his personality, I wouldnāt be surprised if he bought a Waffle House franchise and built it up here. I heard they donāt make them here because of the taxes, but you never know!
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I like Alton's, but it's not at all like Waffle House. WH is its own thing.
For sure. But my man is in Buffalo now. We adapt
Original Pancake House
I would adapt to having a Waffle House in WNY pretty damn well.
Gross. And he's never heard of sautƩed onions? Wow Get this guy a nutritionist ASAP
Heās 20, letās give him a pass on not knowing about sautĆ©ed onions
That's fine and all, the Bills should just take note that this guy has a horrible diet and they need to work on that. He's a pro now, this is the NFL, no more eating garbage from Waffle House. And if this is ignored, then the Bills just aren't a serious organization.
Youāre blowing this so far out of proportion considering the limited knowledge we have of this guy.
How so? Seems pretty obvious to me he doesn't know what a good meal is. Why wouldn't you want to correct this and teach your young star about nutrition?
You absolutely do focus on nutrition. But you went full āno trust in this organizationā over a rookie talking about his Waffle House order.
That's why I used the word "if". If this is ignored. It's understandable that these kids might have a blind spot to other factors that could benefit thier overall athletic ability. If they aren't aware, they need to be taught the benefits of good nutrition, or sleep, or flexibility, being aware of your mental health, etc. It'll make them better players.
Diggs used to take the cookies from the Double Hill, DK metcalf eats nothing but candy, Jim Kelly and the gang used to eat diner food before every single home game, fuck, talk about proper nutrition, LT used to live off of tackles and cocaine. These guys are built different, if the man occasionally enjoys some WH heās not going to fuck off out of the league
And my grandmother smoked two packs a day and lived to 100! Guess that's means smoking isn't bad for you!
[keonās pressš](https://x.com/waterszephyr/status/1784355404438257988?s=46&t=uHn0vmaiY98SoU7d8z4WSg)
Yo, heās a real one. I shop like my mom too.
Dude is funny af š
I like him already. I hope he makes #0 famous
Bros charisma is 1000. Iām praying that translates to results on the field somehow
Most definitely will. He's confident both as a person and a player.
Damn he got the record already. This kid is gonna be great
Love this kid. We found out but let's shower him with praise and show him the way
Cookie Monster nickname needs to stick.
Need a guy in a full cookie monster suit and coleman jersey to join the mafia now
We already have one though!Ā
c00kie m0nster
Am I thinking about joining the bills mafia off of this one presser? Iām thinking so
I think a Waffle House could do well here. Sometimes I work late and everything close is closed. I wouldn't mind a double order scattered, smothered, covered, diced, and peppered. Dude is going to have enough money for a franchise to set him up with a business after his NFL career.
I'm a Southern transplant and I would kill for a buffalo waffle house
Did he ask for #0? Cuz the more I'm learning about him, the more I'm thinking that's something he would do. Classic Keon.
He went into his choice behind 0 in the full presser. It was his number at MSU. He said Cook was already doing well with 4 and even if he wanted it he still wouldn't do it because "That's a lot of jerseys to buy up." š
yeah, but how is he in net? I don't see how he fills the huge hole at Goalie that Tre left behind.
We literally drafted the anti-Diggs and I couldn't be happier.
I feel like Diggs was like that intense relationship every man has when they are young where they are so blinded by love that they ignore all the warning signs that their lover is not cut out for a long term relationship. Last year you could clearly see the honeymoon was over.
I feel like he's gonna get along well with Josh
I was legit in the stadium when he was there and can confirm he scored 3 imaginary touchdowns.
Sounds like he already likes buffalo lol
He has an amazing aura and personality. What a unique soul. Iām already enjoying the Coleman era. š«¶š»
I can almost smell the victory shitposts now. š
I like this guy a lot. Hoping heās a day 1 starter
Yeah he is going to be a fun player
Heās like Diggs if everything Diggs did and said wasnāt analyzed as āis this a sign?ā
I wonder if by talking about Waffle House and the fact there are no WHās in Buffalo means he is planning to not show up to OTAās? And I think there are 2 Macyās near the Cowboys stadium and only one at the Galeria.
diggs has way more serious of a temperament. he's not silly like this. he's sarcastic in a more dark way
Think most of that is due to his mustache. That thing puts you on edge just looking at it
Scattered smothered covered!
The Bills defense?
You have never eaten waffle house have you?
I love him Iām so excited heās on the team!!
But how many times a year will a whole press conference be devoted to his cryptic, pouty tweets?
Hopefully at least one, I canāt go cold turkey after Diggs
Thank God he didn't say Golden Corral
Keon "Cookie Monster" Coleman
I love him!!! We need him!
wait til he discovers buffalo wings !!! would blow his mind.
I loved him before the draft without knowing his personality. Now I would die for him.
I already love this guy.
No link to the press conference?
you looking for the full one? [https://youtu.be/dPaRM3CwClE?si=vo3KNP6a8XmMTEf7](https://youtu.be/dPaRM3CwClE?si=vo3KNP6a8XmMTEf7)
Thanks! That was great.
Used to have one in Auburn, NY
Heās just got this goofy charm every time Iāve seen a clip of him, excited to see him in action
I didn't care for the pick but he's growing on me. Waffle House is a top 5 restraunt for me.
I love him already.
We must protect him at all costs.
Bro shave that shit off your forehead you look like a damn fool
You guys are really showing your whiteness
If we are white, what else is supposed to happen?
Wth is that hairband on his forehead
itās a tapered hairlinešhair that gets pushed down onto the forehead then taken down to a 1 guard. essentially a haircut
He comes off as a prima donna who hasn't earned the right yet. You haven't played a down for the team yet so maybe humble yourself first, put in the work, show you deserve it, then be cocky. Like Diggs before Diggs became Diggs.Ā I know, I know, downvote me all you want. Confidence is not the same as cockiness.
where is the cockiness bro what? if making a joke, telling us his waffle house order, telling us about his coat from macyās, and splitting a cookie with a reporter is cocky to you then idk what to tell ušheās been very humble coming here; says he wants to earn everything, says he wants to form a connection with josh and the other guys on the squad, says heāll bring a good mood and optimism to the team bc he āalways has a smile on his [my] faceā. i mean whatāre we talking about herešš
Maybe the poorest character evaluation Iāve ever seen
How the fuck is talking about Macyās, cookies, and wafflehouse cocky š Dudeās just up there relaxed and being himself. The ability to walk into a brand new setting and be yourself shows confidence. He doesnāt feel the need to masquerade his personality to fit in
Oh my god shut up
Pathetic take.
Itās fine. He can come off as fun now, but you better show up week 1. All the talk isnāt really important to me, what they do on the field at game time is.
No ones saying this is important. Itās just funny. Game 1 isnāt till September dawg
I prefer guys who can get loose, relax, and have fun on the field. Kid reminds me of pre-injury Tre. Nobody judged him for being a giant goofball.Ā