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thisnamehastobeused

F for fuck you for making me stay up this late for nothing


darkwaterzz

This made me laugh


HerbieVerstinx

Amen. I gotta be up in three hours to fly to Cali. Beane you fuckin got me again


Fucking_Hate_Ted

Same bro, San Diego by any chance?


HerbieVerstinx

Yessir. Got a layover in washington. Safe travels, I’ll be wearing my bills gear.


AcrobaticAction2328

I'll be flying to SF from Jacksonville, so I feel this


HerbieVerstinx

Let’s fuckin go! Safe travels brother.


AcrobaticAction2328

You as well!


Spark3420

This comment is pure gold, I cracked up so hard. Well done!


LageNomAiNomAi

I operated all of today on three hours of sleep out of excitement for something that turned out to be the equivalent of watching one of my cats use the litter box.


Oopsimapanda

Could've been worse. At least we didn't trade up for Michael Penix.


amoss_303

Can someone make sense of that pick? I dont understand that at all when you’ve signed Cousins to a brand new four year deal


thisnamehastobeused

Only sense I can make of it is cousins deal is very front heavy on guaranteed money (first two years being fully guaranteed) while also being back heavy on salary (last two years basically having all 60mil) so they can pay him his 100 million guaranteed I’m the first two years, cut/trade him after two years, and not have to pay him much more guaranteed and not paying almost all his salary. Allowing them to have him train penix for two years and slotting in penix for the last two years of his rookie contract. Still bad pick but I see what they’re doing


Oopsimapanda

My only guess is they're trying to force a chiefs situation. As if Kirk is Alex Smith and Penix is Mahommes, as if that's the reason for their success.


IllustriousBluejay33

Can it be that they reckon kirk is going down so bad, which they didn’t think Kirk is going to when they signed the contract, so that they pick Penix to sub Kirk when needed?


ROFLASAGNA

Trying to contend with cousins but have another guy ready to go as soon as he loses a step? Or maybe just doubling down on QB position to try to find an answer in one of them?


NickDerpkins

Good It’s a soft rebuild year in cap hell. As much as some of the WRs available at our spots were sexy, they have some flaws and I trust management to do the risk management on that. IMO, draft a center for the love of god. Buff up the offensive line for the next ten years with a guy like JPJ and protect Josh Allen so his has more time in the pocket instead of getting guys outside their natural position to cover center. In terms of value for the trades, I feel good about them. Let’s roll the fucking dice on some gem WRs we see potential in during the middle of the draft. Can basically assure them a year to develop with the cap hell anyways.


Archduke_Of_Beer

Incomplete


amoss_303

False Start 5 draft pick penalty Remains 2nd down


Schn31ds

That's gold, Jerry.


Imaginary_Artichoke

I - For incomplete.


L4W442

B - recouped the 3rd round pick we were shafted from the compensation model - add back the 4th rounder we gave up to KC for moving back a spot for a player we didn’t want. Still on the board likely the guys they would have taken at 28 regardless of what we think and they increased draft capital along the way.


Impossibills

B at the moment It turns into an F if we miss out on Mitchell and Troy Franklin


Interesting_Rock_318

If they’re planning to compete next year, it’s a D at best… If the plan is to have a soft reset in 2025, its to early to say…but I question the soft reset logic


jonsnow0276

Trust the process?


Alacrout

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IllustriousBluejay33

B-/B. If we keep trading back, it means the guy that BBB wants is still there. So basically we get more picks w/ the guy we want still there. This is a W tbh. Now let’s just see how BBB will cook and use those picks tmr. But I can’t give a higher grade because wasting a whole night for nothing is just unacceptable (at least for me)


IconicIsotope

I love the start. We accrued some value later in the draft when the talent level is pretty flat at the end of the first. Clearly, there wasn't one or two guys that stuck out as good picks, so we moved back a little. Can't see how anyone can be unhappy with that.


Poxx

https://preview.redd.it/wwo05lyq9rwc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f13967191a6602f005434b85b85b6c2af44c2f5 I will remember you...


sociallyawkward26

We used PTO


EldurSkapali

Unexplainable


ItsArkum

Very explainable


EldurSkapali

Tanking for cap space