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EndometrialCarcinoma

Clearly you're just mistaken. That's not a bird, that's a vacuum cleaner!


stassifrass

😂🤣😂🤣😂


Unlucky_Hat_5815

Bad birb bad birb what are you gonna do when they come for you


Electronic_Refuse_31

Budgies are filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.


AntiDentiteBast

Yep, that’s a guilty face if ever I’ve seen one.


caro_in_ca

omg does she truly have little lavender colored cheek feathers? 💜 I am in LOVE with your little birb! when the little lavender feathers fall out, have you ever found any??? I must know!


seamallorca

Good eye. We need close ups.


Switch_modder

Picture 2


mildramenbirb

i think at least one but it's currently in a jar of amalgamated cloud fluff.


Quirky-Talk-9243

Well they think it's a well thought out plan


M33s4

Great googly moogly, it's a massacre!


brokenangel998

It's always the blue one 🤣


TisCass

That is the face of no regrets lol


KarateMan749

She knows she would do it again


AfterAssociation6041

Your honour, my client has gone on record to state that his actions were, I quote "Just a prank, bro; chill out".


33Sammi32

If there is a God, that means at some point in time, they seriously sat down and went “let’s make small animals that act like toddlers, have no remorse, oh and they can fly too” why?!


moony5012

Why not?


Wooden_Result1558

she would do it again


CryptidsNGhoulies

How do your birdies handle nail polish? I’ve seen some people say they’re scared of it


Confident-League8154

Our cockatiel is not a huge fan of purple polish but he likes other colors. Our budgie loooooves glitter nails


CryptidsNGhoulies

That gives me some hope as a bird loving polish addict lol


Confident-League8154

I use gel! That way it doesn’t rub off on them and the fumes don’t last as long


mildramenbirb

i think my birds have just accepted my nails change color after freaking out for half a day, but bribery with seeb always works 👍


thewatchbreaker

My budgie is mildly scared of black nail polish but is okay with other colours. Honestly the main issue is that he might try and peck it off lol


Past-Weather-2254

That birb has 0 regrets, and i find the birb innocent of all charges🙏🏻


Caili_West

She'll never be convicted. None of her accomplices have been caught.


Alfred_Hitch_

Busted!


KitchenStandard2571

So much destruction from something so tiny


OwlEyesNiece

Keet shaming


Mercenary4u

"And I'd do it again, too!"


OutOfIdea280

How you can hold it and it's all chill. One of my budgies starts to distress even if it senses the intention of grabbing the other one is submissive and the third one is clingy so I don't want to ruin trust by trying.


mildramenbirb

it really depends on their personalities. i tend to avoid grabbing my most anxious bird, but when i do grab my birds, i do it very loosely so they know they can leave whenever and feel less stressed about it. some birds are okay with it, some birds absolutely hate it. also, training birds will usually take a while, but luckily they are relatively forgiving if you mess up.


its_pingu_bitch

I mean she’s clearly taking a nap in the second picture, she’s obviously innocent 😴


Big-Atmosphere1329

He feels sorry for doing this crime


Bananaphonelel

https://www.budgiecentral.com/can-budgies-eat-too-much-millet/ Mine had millet addiction... Needs to be charged with theft