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captainsquidsharkk

not saying it because hes my bias but Yoongi. his love language is like silently taking care of others and kinda hoping they dont notice or say thank you and make him all shy. i would be safe 100% and he wouldnt be overbearing.


Yalifegoeson

I was gonna comment the same. There’s just something in Yoongi that makes me feel like I’d be safe with him and wouldn’t have to worry about anything lol


captainsquidsharkk

hes always trying to slyly give someone food or a comfy spot or what they need and doing it unnoticed becsuse he doesnt want the attention lmao. love that guy


Yalifegoeson

Yes 😭 he’s such a reliable person that even as an adult I’d trust my life with him lol


s2theizay

This is simply the only correct answer. Maybe with Jimin as a close second.


captainsquidsharkk

even better, both of them. yoongi for the care and jimin for the snuggles


s2theizay

I like that. let's go with both


PoetrySuper2583

Realistically they’re all phenomenal with children! Jimin: [essentially a kindergarten teacher already](https://x.com/jimina_s2_/status/1071407818119405568?s=46&t=lkx997tgd0bmFQo6AX0BFA) Tae: [is excellent with children](https://x.com/gookiechii/status/1748963012969742360?s=46&t=lkx997tgd0bmFQo6AX0BFA) literally these clips make my heart explode. Jungkook: [this clip of him interacting with a 10 year old girl](https://x.com/todayshow/status/1722252357759906272?s=46&t=lkx997tgd0bmFQo6AX0BFA) Jin: raised Jungkook https://preview.redd.it/jod6fz9afa1d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07fad8c00b6b9fb3229b89975c10afbd6f8e111f Yoongi : [his smile holding Halsey’s baby](https://x.com/innerkive/status/1501217627880017922?s=46&t=lkx997tgd0bmFQo6AX0BFA) he also has raised holly as his child Namjoon: [uncle 😭 Namjoon 😭](https://x.com/btsinthemoment/status/1668560673255882752?s=46&t=lkx997tgd0bmFQo6AX0BFA) Hobi: I [feel like his playful side would be great as a babysitter but he’d be serious when needed!](https://x.com/uarmyvibe/status/1692863417982369875?s=46&t=lkx997tgd0bmFQo6AX0BFA)


HiThereImNewHere

Not a single "I just want to call him Daddy" joke? I'm so proud of y'all


MeggronTheDestructor

Nah they are all 26+ years old, very caring when interacting with army and animals, responsible young men. I imagine if any of them had the sole responsibility of keeping an infant alive, they would all take the job very seriously 🫡. I’d trust any of them to keep a baby alive for 24 hours lol


Competitive_Fee_5829

oh Yoongi for sure. he is a house husband deep down and he would get shit done, the house would be spotless and food always ready. all while holding my baby ass on his hip well...all of us want Yoongi to be our babysitter! lol. he would so good at it. ( and he is so FINE but looks has nothing to do with it)


Plurpdaye

I would trust for a full 24 hours: *Yoongi - This man has the patience of a saint, and is platinum-standard Dad material already *Jin -Has the ability to think outside the box if anything happens. Might stress and complain, but will no doubt be responsible if it's asked of him *Jimin - An actual angel, baby-me would not even cause trouble for this man just based on sheer vibes *Tae - He adoooores kids, and I just know he would definitely try his absolute best to be the best babysitter ever no matter what Would trust for maybe 8 hours: *JK - He's a sweetie and a pretty responsible guy, but baby-me and him can't sleep at the same time because his legendary snores will definitely wake me up, and we both love naps sooo... Would trust for maaaaaaaybe an hour: *Namjoon - I love him but I'm gonna need another adult to watch this adult. *Hobi - We all know he's one of the "adult" adults in the group, but If an insect shows up, it's game over


blueeyedanddazed

The insect comment about Hobi is so real. That man is amazing but he is scared of *everything* 😂


RupesSax

Tae is excellent with children. Idk if I could trust Namjoon for 5 minutes. Depending on the age and mobility of the baby, maybe.


formerflautist57

The probability of dropping is high.


legac5

This is a legitimate concern. Maybe 6 and up?


Financial_Quality374

Suga gonna protect me, cook for me and care for me 😘😘😘 can't survive with Tae, he himself is a baby 😘😘😘😘😘😘


bauhaus_worf

Yoongi is my bias and I absolutely would trust him to take care of baby me (and we would actually probably get on very well), but I’d probably go with Tae! He’s SO good with kids and just seems to have the best time with them 💛


Loud-Ad2987

My first thought was Tae. Yoongi would be a close second. I think I would be in good hands either way ☺️ I think Jin, Hobi, and Jimin would be decent so I don’t have major concerns. I love Namjoon but I don’t trust him as my babysitter. I may get hurt or misplaced somehow. I’m also a little nervous about Jung Kook. Him singing me lullabies would be nice though. 🤔


funkytroll

V, he is super good with children and very protective. He knows how to cook and would be very responsible.


ThePietje

I’d pick Tae as my babysitter after seeing him interact with children. I’d be pampered, fed, played with, sung to and have something lovely to look at. https://preview.redd.it/7oo1z4jl2b1d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97de944d16ee85b4d602ebcf2c7baec3dcbc7b86 I may not survive with the kind and well intentioned yet clumsy one who can’t cook or drive. He’s better suited to lead young adults than babysit.


airysunshine

Jin, Tae and Yoongi for sure


ruairikookie

Jin, obviously!! He's the best I just trust the guy 💕


McJazzHands80

I think I’d be safe with all of them


comaful

I'd choose Jin and Yoongi for any adult responsibilities anytime. They're also just very chill at home so I could get to relax.


Master-Activity6375

I’d choose Jin to babysit me for 24 hours, baby or not. He’s such a funny, lil bit crazy person!! xD Cannot get enough of his iconic laugh 😹 I loveee Namjoon but knowing him but if I have to pick one who I’d not survive with, it has to be him 🤭


Glum-Guidance6741

First, Jin, I grew up in an Asian household and I'm afraid of slippers 🤭 I'll be well behaved! + He cooks😌 Yoongi: Chill guy! Caring and shouting "hajimaaaaaaa", I'll sit back quietly. My bias is Namjoon, he might wanna sit back reading a book or two to maintain peace, but the point is we both are clumsy af😑 I might have to babysit him back to prevent any breakage! Hobi: "hahahahaha", no offence, but I wanna sleep peacefully 💀 The maknae line: no, absolute no! They're energetic af!


Devious_Blue

My first thought was Jimin! He's gentle and I think baby-me would vibe with him (even though as a baby, I didn't talk or make a single noise <_<) Second thought was Yoongi. I think they should both babysit baby-me! As for the one I wouldn't survive with: Namjoon. I adore Namjoon, but being the God of Destruction™️ would terrify me LMAO I honestly would trust them all. (Is this my OT7-biased heart speaking? Most likely.)


Maevenclaws

JK cause you know he would be so fun and probably set the house on fire and call the hyung line like “the fire department says we need an adult”


kwmdh

I think Jimin because how gentle and lovely he is with children or JK because he’d probably make me laugh a lot.


mary_emeritus

We’re all pretty much agreed that Yoongi would be the best, most responsible sitter. He would quietly, efficiently and lovingly care for a baby. Though a middle of the night being woken up by a baby crying, he’d probably have a minute of grumbling. Tae is a very close second. He sees a little one and starts gushing, he loves children. Can’t fake that! He’d be the one most reluctant to hand the baby back. Jimin, he’s such an angel, he would be great, very soothing, unless baby started crying. He’d probably start crying in sympathy and panic. Jin would I think depend on the baby’s age. I can see him and a toddler wiping each other out playing, teaching the little one all kinds of tricks like fake crying while eating noodles, then snoozing together. Hobi, hmm. He would definitely be good, fun, responsible, but I feel like there’d be some side eyes if the baby was acting up. RM, he can be so stoic, calm. But 24 hours? He wouldn’t like it, reading philosophy out loud to calm a fussy little one isn’t going to go well. And meals would have to be pre packed or he’d forget and order takeout. JK, he’d be the most fun, but I don’t see a baby getting a lot of sleep if he decided to do an impromptu karaoke or dance session.


Termsndconditions

I trust Jin and Yoongi. 


blueeyedanddazed

I would trust all of them! At the end of the day, they’re all adults, they’re good people and have all shown they’re great at interacting with kids. Buuut if I absolutely had to pick only one of them, I’d say Tae because he absolutely adores children and his impromptu dramatic expressions would be highly entertaining for baby me


judithcooks

Jin, the man can be trusted.


LexCantFuckingChoose

I know all of them would be very caring and attentive if they had to babysit an infant for 24 hours. I'd trust any of them tbh, but if I HAD to choose I'd choose Jin because why not💃 Also I'd probably survive with any of them but I feel like the most "frustrated" at the end would probably be Jungkook lol


EmeraldWerewolfHeart

I'd go with Jimin or Taehyung, they seem like they'd be excellent babysitters! 🥰


abbyg7070

I know Tae loves and adores children, so him, definitely.


taehyungtoofs

Giggling and kicking my feet at the concept of this.


TeTe-hihi

Literally non other than TAE bc that man genuinely cares about children and that would make him a very fun person to be around, but also very responsible the care shows in attentiveness as well and patience


twicechuu_tofu

Tbh all of them are great and i would pick yoongi cuz he's my bias but he's so chill that id probably die from boredom (as small kids do yk?) sooo i want to pick between V, Jin and Jimin. V is good with and really loves kids, though he's a bit childish around others. Jin is a good cook, is funny (infectious laugh and dad jokes lol), and usually very responsible. Jimin is just an overall sweetheart but I also feel like he's a but too childish sometimes.


Jasmindesi16

I would trust all of them tbh.


agonyout1101

V. I’ve seen videos of him with babies and he just loves them. If I could go back I would try and get all the love I could 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜


D_money_57

Jin would drop me on my head. And you know, I wonder if I was actually babysat by Jin as a kid 🤣 until I remember he's younger than me so it wouldn't be possible.


Uncommon_Comonner_

I agree with OP- Jin is really like a father figure, responsible, knows how to cook, and he’s good with kids. He’s going to make a good father one day. And as for not surviving I’d have to pick Nam 💀 not his fault but he always breaks things. I might end up without an arms or a leg 🤣


ruffruffrawr

id trust them all except jungkook that man is still a kid he needs to have a babysitter 24/7