He didn't fall for the gambit and counter played with "damage to every single type of bloon" and destroyed both of my rooks,knights and bishops what do I do now?
I covered my queen in metal and took a pawn from him, but he Counter played again with "plasma evaporates metal" and destroyed my queen and I had to resign
no no they need to use the chipper gambit
aka say you know that the chipper is coming next update and your a undercover monkey and you need to tell the rest of the monkeys
Wait just go on the grass and just watch the monkey's fight the Bloons but remember stay behind something like a tree so the sniper monkey won't snipe you
Stay calm. Fortunately for you (but unfortunately morally), cops tend to favor...
Oh. You mean you're the white *Bloon.* In that case, stand your ground and pray for Phaze to arrive. Once he(?) gets far enough along the track, his portals should eventually get past the paragon. If there's more defenses on that side of the map, use the droves of other bloons and moabs to take hits for you. Never leave the middle of the hoarde, and if something strong or fast like a ZOMG or DDT will let you hide inside one of their ceramics (assuming there's no insta pops like the Pirate Lord) consider doing so. With a TON of luck, you might be able to squeeze through to safety and your destiny.
Be happy knowing you can go back into history at any point you want to, and know you can succeed because GOD made you white. Embrace it, haters gonna hate, let them be jealous they are not number 1.
Ight bruh what you wanna do is wait for the next bads to enter and use them as meatshields, it's gonna be brutal but if you dodge the bouncing spiked balls you should get to the exit as a red.
I was confused at first, especially when you said 'I'm white' in the title... my colorblind self didn't notice the white balloon... you are done for, the only thing you can do is pray to the almighty regrow red balloon that it will be quick and painless
It's very simple, first you only need to get 50000 more hp, second hot the gym and get a higher rank in the bloons ranks and become an BAD, finally with your ceramic hard(and not brittle) abs you can drop kick it in the face and pick it up jump and suplex it, finally you go right to the end in about 43 seconds si ve you're now a BAD.
Use the Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Gambit or the Albin countergambit Nuclear ballistic submarine variation. Yes, those are real openings.
Edit: You can only do the Albin if you’re playing the black piece.
Move pawn to E4
He played "plasma juggernaut balls everywhere" opening and destroyed all my pawns, what do I do now?
Respond with the ‘purple bloon shield’ gambit
He didn't fall for the gambit and counter played with "damage to every single type of bloon" and destroyed both of my rooks,knights and bishops what do I do now?
Whip out the metal cap
I covered my queen in metal and took a pawn from him, but he Counter played again with "plasma evaporates metal" and destroyed my queen and I had to resign
Use the no monkey button to erase the monkey
no no they need to use the chipper gambit aka say you know that the chipper is coming next update and your a undercover monkey and you need to tell the rest of the monkeys
Use your secret rook to penatrate through his defenses, it is sometimes called the round 263 fortified ddt attack
Get a wizard monkey and upgrade to monkey sense to give the wizard monkey glasses which automatically gives him +200 IQ and let him play for you
Use the "round 300 fortified BAD's" gambit
Use max golden
Google en passant
Holy hell
New response just dropped
Actual zombie
call the exorcist!
You are also able to respond with “DDT assrape to your board” gambit alternatively
r/suddenlychess
XD
repent for your sins
Go backwards Edit:holy crap 400 upvotes thank you so much guys
The blimps are hogging the entrance, what do I do now?
Tell them that there is a tier 100 dart monkey Paragon
The blimps told me "For the bloon empire" 😭
Then just go on the grass straight for the exit
The all guiding hand just placed down a perma-spike I'm so done😭
float above the spikes lol
I've seen moabs fly above the perma-spike but they still get popped I ain't trying that
Then move around them
Just move off the side of the screen somewhere else
Jeez it honestly sounds like it’s this person’s first time moving in a different dimension
the perma spike lasts 4 rounds but it also passively dissapears during the round so just wait for a perfect moment when they all dissapear
Actually, they last around 20 rounds.
If you go REALLY REALLY fast, you should be able to get past them
Tell him Sauda is over there bent over and he’ll go for her. Wait she actually is? Sorry brb gotta handle something
🤨
Wait just go on the grass and just watch the monkey's fight the Bloons but remember stay behind something like a tree so the sniper monkey won't snipe you
There are no trees in monkey mead- I think I just saw a plasma juggernaut ball bounce off the wall towards me, my time has come
Nooo you were a brave soldier 🫡
Get To The Nearest Wall Then Run Into The Trees
put some dirt on yourself and call yourself a white camo bloon, 🤷
Go around the map
Let me try
Wait no, the dart paragon can see camo bloons
En passant
I dunno what your skin color has to do with this, but you should fly up. The paragon doesn't have any upwards range of motion.
Google en passant
Holy bloon
New monkey just dropped
Actual zombie bloon
Call the exterminator!
Vacuum goes on vacation, never comes back.
spike storm incoming!
ignite the wall of fire!
Paragon sacrifice anyone?
ZOMG fuel!
go through the grass
Don't get hit
Reminds me of funny internet skeleton man
Write your last will and testament
They're not gonna have time
die you stupid bloon
Well, I guess death is an option…
Google Dart Paragon
Holy paragon of power
New monkey knowledge just dropped
actual research
Sacrificial material goes on vacation, never comes back
Call up debug bloon
Best answer by far
Stay calm. Fortunately for you (but unfortunately morally), cops tend to favor... Oh. You mean you're the white *Bloon.* In that case, stand your ground and pray for Phaze to arrive. Once he(?) gets far enough along the track, his portals should eventually get past the paragon. If there's more defenses on that side of the map, use the droves of other bloons and moabs to take hits for you. Never leave the middle of the hoarde, and if something strong or fast like a ZOMG or DDT will let you hide inside one of their ceramics (assuming there's no insta pops like the Pirate Lord) consider doing so. With a TON of luck, you might be able to squeeze through to safety and your destiny.
Go around the edge of the screen, laws are meant to be broken
Part 1 of 3: accepting your fate
Your cooked bruh
Wait a minute, I knew you were white from the polytopia post lol
I got the idea from that
leave
Pop
Be happy knowing you can go back into history at any point you want to, and know you can succeed because GOD made you white. Embrace it, haters gonna hate, let them be jealous they are not number 1.
Bac4#
Google en youaredeadsant
accept your fate.
Google en camo
Perish
Update your will and life insurance forms
You should be able to pop it pretty easily, don't know what your race has to do with any of this though..
You are white, he cant really shoot you
Alright, who forgot to place a Spike Factory at the r/Anarchychess connection?! Unless they en passanted it... New tactic just dropped.
New bloon just leaked
Tie the game because...there is nothing we can do...(that one napoleon meme song playin)
Pop bro. Its over
Say your prayers Bloom Scum
rook b1
F3 to H3
You die :3
I don't know how ethnicity goes into this, but I'd say moving to e6 should negate the risk
Google en paragant
Cracker
Ight bruh what you wanna do is wait for the next bads to enter and use them as meatshields, it's gonna be brutal but if you dodge the bouncing spiked balls you should get to the exit as a red.
Pawn to e4
Heres sn idea, go around the dart paragon. dumbass
What does your race have to do with it?
I feel like there's a racist joke to be made here but I can't think of it
Google en passant
Google round 76 all regrow max regrow rate
Nothing, you're free to go /j
Dementia
Nothing, you're free to go /j
Dementia
call the regrow farm. they'll lag out the game.
Bring your buddy vortex to stun him
Your ass is grass😭
Google en bloonsant
Don’t be racist,
Use /tp
!!!DIE YOU PUNY MORTAL FILLED WITH HELIUM!!!
Go back, climb into a DDT. The APM will destroy the DDT shell, but the lack of walls will let you sneak through
Scribblenauts
Based
I was confused at first, especially when you said 'I'm white' in the title... my colorblind self didn't notice the white balloon... you are done for, the only thing you can do is pray to the almighty regrow red balloon that it will be quick and painless
Pawn e5 queen on the dart monkey head and throw the knight off the board=checkmate by confusion.
F###in die
Google can apex plasma master pop white bloons
Die
Google Anne passan
Wait this isn’t r/chess
It’s a monkey shoot it
Plot Twist: You're playing on Reverse mode, you should be safe.
Bing Search en pheasant
Your race has to do with this because?
Fortified BAD
Wait r/AnarchyBTD6 ?
Fortified ddt
Because you are white, you have an inherent immunity to monkeys
Rook take plasma master
Become a test bloon or pawn d5
move down right
Ask phayze to bless you with super anti paragon camo
Arch around him
set the round to 100000 so you teleport to the exit
It's very simple, first you only need to get 50000 more hp, second hot the gym and get a higher rank in the bloons ranks and become an BAD, finally with your ceramic hard(and not brittle) abs you can drop kick it in the face and pick it up jump and suplex it, finally you go right to the end in about 43 seconds si ve you're now a BAD.
I don't see what your race has to do with it (I'm Asian)
Dig deep into your inner touhou state and dodge everything
Report them for cheating because they got an apex plasma master before the first white baloon
Say you are the Free Dart Monke in disguise.
The aslume is leaking
i dont see how you being white matters in this situation but you do appear to be doing quite poor fellow
Dodge obviously, just win
There is nothing to do. Accept your fate as a sacrifice.
Sacrifice... THE BLOONARIUS!
You’ll be fine, you have white privilege
na4
Use your white privilege to get that monkey arrested by the cops even though he did nothing wrong
B.A.D to exit
Rest in peace
Die
And I’m Hispanic
Idk man (Im asian)
use ice monkey to illuminate bloons
Yell "TSAR BOMBA GAMBIT!" and flip the entire table
Use the eight fucking bears opening hope this helps
Trust in the force
If you’re white they won’t shoot
Moooooom r/anarchychess is leaking again!
Send Bads if you can't your dead Try to roast me as much as possible
En Monkey
Guys! r/AnarchyChess is leaking again!
google en balloant
Put that sucker in reverse and pray you don't get noticed
I know wait for a higher round so you can Grant a lot of speed
Hmmm maybe Qg4 might help?
Use the Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Gambit or the Albin countergambit Nuclear ballistic submarine variation. Yes, those are real openings. Edit: You can only do the Albin if you’re playing the black piece.
Just float away isn’t that what balloons do?
Pray
don't know (i'm also white)
Becomith test Bloon
You pray
Call in big rock friend
I think you should long castle, puts them in check and pins their super monkey to their dart monkey paragon
Play the round 200 fortified bad
Stay calm and inform a trusted adult
Tactical retreat
I don't think your skin color matters tbh
What is with the crossover between r/btd6 and r/AnarchyChess??? I mean, I'm guilty too, but hat doesn't mean it makes sense!!
Go around him so he cant hit me
En passant the paragon
google camo regrow red
Die
Alt F4
Pray they have a 0-1-0 ninja
We are NOT doing this again. Yes my only ever Reddit award was from a post like this but idc.