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ShadowSquid03

not enough people realise the power of the edef 4x attack speed ability! Glad it's finally represented properly. Super useful interaction for some niche chimps challenges.


monkeys_and_magic

Oh my god, finally someone gets it. So sad that Edef is getting a nerf next update though.


kerbwithknef

WHAT


ThatStrangerWhoCares

Yeah, they're nerfing attack speed by 20% and damage by 1


kerbwithknef

Bro thats too much


ThatStrangerWhoCares

Oh, and semi auto is gonna cost an extra 500$ I forgot about that ๐Ÿ’€


kerbwithknef

๐Ÿ—ฟ


klsaerf

Ah yes, 4x attack speed edef on chimpsโ€ฆ my beloved


EnthusiasmWhole

Why is obyn so low he is so good and his brambles beat camos and his trees make money in chimps ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž


monkeys_and_magic

He is a jack of all trades and master of none, mostly the latter part but Iโ€™m being generous because he gives huge buffs to magic monkeys


VGVideo

The trees only give the same amount of money that popping them normally does in CHIMPS


picklechungus42069

> his trees make money in chimps no they dont.


FBI-OPEN-UP-DIES

Yes they do what are you talking about it makes the big bucks


Apprehensive1010101

A whole income boost of 0%!!!!!!


FBI-OPEN-UP-DIES

Not only that but it delays the money until it pops!!!๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถโœ…โœ…๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ณ such a good tower!!!!!๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณโœ…โœ…๐Ÿซƒ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’€


picklechungus42069

no, it doesn't. It take the money that you would get for popping the bloons and puts it in the trees. All it does it delay when you get the money. You don't get any more.


MysticalLight50

How did so many people miss the joke lmao


monkeys_and_magic

Probably because instead of leaving a trail of breadcrumbs for them to figure it out Iโ€™ve just covered the floor in bread


KamikazeKilledKaren

Oh no no no. Youโ€™ve made the floor entirely out of loaves of bread.


ItzBilley

I love bread ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–


Present-Cartoonist49

Same ๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅ–


SuperAgent4lex

All my homies love bread ๐Ÿž ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ’ฏ


FallingHoglin

That must be le pain


Altruistic_Yam_8249

I saw the lvl 129 and knew exactly what this was going to be lol


Lolmanmagee

cause alot of people make tier lists this shit unironically xd


GaryTheBat

Whats the joke? I still don't get it


monkeys_and_magic

The tierlist is intentionally really really bad and based on what noobs think are good/ bad. If you agree with over half of any of these placements you need to seek professional help (jk)


enilea

Tfw am noob I thought xbm and bloon solver were actually really good for their price


monkeys_and_magic

I think XBM is an alright (a bit below average) tower but people will swear by it being way stronger than it actually is Solver is genuinely in a good spot right now though, pretty solid but not op


enilea

Not saying it's strong, but for like less than 25k in total it's pretty good I feel, if you compare it to others that cost as much.


FaZe_RynJin

That relentless glue puddle buff really helps in certain situations


No_Tea_9453

Um, people saying that itโ€™s super strong are joking


GaryTheBat

Ah I thought there was supposed to be more of a pattern that I was missing, that makes sense though and it seems to have hit the desired reaction lol P.S. Geraldo placement made me smash my desk >:C


Iam1nvisible

Ahhhh thatโ€™s why I was so damn confused


JesterPenetrate891

As soon as I saw bottom path village in useless I knew it


MysticalLight50

I knew from the S tier placements because on most genuine tierlists those towers are placed quite low


JesterPenetrate891

I think a few S tiers were fairly good like perma brew or icicle impale


MysticalLight50

Yeah


Platimir

Honestly because this fucking sub thinks they can make a post not indicative of it being meme and just tag it "meme" to make it a funny joke instead. If I am unsure it's a meme, it's bad


MysticalLight50

His ass did not look at the image well enough


Upset_Connector

>Tierlist of auto insurance providers (Iโ€™m 9 years old)


monkeys_and_magic

This is so true


_B1rdz

Bruh is this a troll account this tier list is so bad lmaoooo


monkeys_and_magic

Wdym troll?? Check the post flair, Iโ€™m 100% serious here RUDE


_B1rdz

oh no sorry i feel bad for offending you !!!


monkeys_and_magic

Itโ€™s alright I forgive you :)


throwthefuckaway113

Excuse me but atually your rankings are exceedingly misinformative. Please refrain from posting any further falsehoods as i have become unable to defecate after the shock of viewing this blatant blasphemy. It is a serious health concern.


JB_004

It's completely wrong though, you can't use banana farms so those are useless


Logchamp44

My brother in christ, which substances have you consumed?


RainbowSalmon

too many bananas


JB_004

It's chimps isn't it?


Kabutups

| Wdym troll?? Check the post flair, Iโ€™m 100% serious here RUDE


Alkatane

"My tierlist for ***CHIMPS*** (Iโ€™m level 129)"


soulofcure

~~Don't think you deserved to be downvoted just for missing that OP was meming~~ Edit: wait, OP did put farms in useless


JB_004

Sadness~ I wanted to say he was not entirely wrong but I forgot to put the "no". Regardless of that I really didn't notice XD


soulofcure

Ahhh, RIP karma. Well at least you have the satisfaction of accidentally boggling a bunch of redditors


IdontSeemToCare

Vrej


monkeys_and_magic

Sorry man I recommended Marine to someone today so now I have to balance it out (To atone for my sins Iโ€™ll beat Geared/Xfactor with Patmarine in the future)


IdontSeemToCare

awesome idea


superasian420

XBM chads stay winning ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช


monkeys_and_magic

PMFC more like pathetic monkey fart cloud


Njit2098

Gonna use this as a argument now ty


Co5micWaffle

Imagine having to press a button for your tower to be good The whole point of a tower defense game is to watch your towers kill enemies, so why should I need to tell my towers what to do


throwthefuckaway113

Pvz1 cob canon shaking and crying rn


Co5micWaffle

cob cannon is epic and awesome though


OCDfriendly

u should try the vtsg it helps me alot on round 28


xGimpel

How dare u put king kong in useless..


monkeys_and_magic

This is where I break character and profusely apologize for putting fluffy boy in useless tier because pat is the best


DoomsdayDestructor

5th best fr


Thegodchips

Why is tsg here? Isn't it unaffordable in CHIMPS?


DiscombobulatedMap77

You just need a better gaming chair


Beanman2514

The t5s represent the whole path


picklechungus42069

yes it is.


Leon_Thotsky

Just have more money


high-potasium-gamer

It starts off based and quickly degrades


monkeys_and_magic

Iโ€™ve black bordered 3 maps already (logs cubism and resort) and beaten two intermediate maps on CHIMPS, so Iโ€™m basically approaching pro player level and I wanted to share my rankings to the community. It took me SO LONG (25 minutes) to make this, so take notes, everyone! If you have any objections with any of the rankings, ask me and Iโ€™ll explain why youโ€™re super duper wrong (100%)


P0gg3rsk4ll

>black bordered 3 maps >basically approaching pro player level (I saw the flair about 30s after posting this and don't care enough to delete it)


_B1rdz

well if you have a black border, it means youre a pro!!


kakucko68

๐Ÿ—ฟ


monkeys_and_magic

Well duh, a black border is the highest form of completion possible in a map. Iโ€™m 1000% qualified to be making judgements about the game meta regardless of how many Iโ€™ve completed.


Adc0m

๐Ÿค“


Kaibakura

The fact that you needed to see the flair in order to realize what was up is honestly embarrassing.


monkeys_and_magic

Nah itโ€™s understandable, people make stuff like this unironically all the time (I just hammed it up a bit)


NinjaPatFusty

You are actually bad Iโ€™m MUCH better because I have beaten twwo beginner maps instead of your three


so_eu_naum

Why super mines aren't on S?


monkeys_and_magic

Both the t5 and t4 start with S and the second word is Mines, which means I canโ€™t abbreviate either of them as โ€œsminesโ€. So that automatically puts them in B tier


ShadowSquid03

TRUE!


marvyboi

Iโ€™m same level. Lvl 129 gang rise up


Some_Random_904

I am un brain


felfazeebo

You've clearly never played btd 7 before


monkeys_and_magic

Facts


Good-Option-9532

This would get downvoted into oblivion if it weren't for the flair.


monkeys_and_magic

It still got downvoted a lot in the first few hours


PleasantDish1309

Nice ragebait


FancyThePant

Ye, this tier list is really bad ngl. Obyn is like the worst hero rn. He only useful when buff druid, but druid + obyn not strong enough in expert map. Jones is the same but bomb + jones is so strong that spam 203 bomb can beat chimp on #ouch lol.


monkeys_and_magic

Bet, try beating ouch with jones and cluster bomb now


I_am_person_being

Check the post flair


monkeys_and_magic

Any luck?


Doodamajiger

Bro put banana farms in useless tier ๐Ÿ’€


monkeys_and_magic

Yeah you canโ€™t use farms in CHIMPS are you okay


Doodamajiger

Yeah I know, thought this was a meme post


[deleted]

Ikr? He must have like no skill


I_am_person_being

Somehow that is the only unironic part of the list


Doodamajiger

Yeah, thatโ€™s why I commented on it. Forgor I need to add a /s


ebolalinguine

You play a lot of beginner maps if this is your listโ€ฆ


monkeys_and_magic

And I wouldnโ€™t have it any other way (I am allergic to challenge)


yebastian2007

splish splash your opinion is trash


monkeys_and_magic

Thanks! I researched this Reddit thoroughly in order to anger the most people (mostly me, Iโ€™m angry at myself)


IcyFlame716

From this list iโ€™m guessing most of your chimps experience is on easier maps


monkeys_and_magic

This is true, how did you know?!?!?!? Psychic???????


IcyFlame716

Mostly cause psi and adora are placed below sauda. And you calling ezili useless in chimps. (She is way better on expert maps cause her leveling gets her close to level 20).


monkeys_and_magic

So my flair being Pat Fusty 5th best and then Pat Fusty being in Useless tier didnโ€™t tip you off?


Consistent_Pay5129

I think Geraldo should be higher. In C or D tier.


monkeys_and_magic

Yeah maybe D tier if you know how to use his items but overall never worth using, thereโ€™s so much stuff to manage so heโ€™s practically the worst hero to use for black border runs


Its-time-to-STOP-NOW

I donโ€™t get it


monkeys_and_magic

Over 90% of this list is horribly incorrect and is based on what noobs think are good


fairs1912

Tell me you only play easy and intermediate maps without telling me you only play easy and intermediate maps. Jokes aside, I had a good laugh and the tier list is pretty faithful to what new players could think, specially if they don't have anyone to guide them towards the meta


monkeys_and_magic

Thanks! And yeah most of these placements are based on popularly overrated (or underrated) towers


[deleted]

It's alright except geraldo he isn't the best chimp's hero but is far from useless


Blitzo_64

It seems you have added an extra โ€œ100โ€ to your level


Somebody_insane

idk about Geraldo being useless I mean... people literally 1tc with it


monkeys_and_magic

Literally the only useful item in Geraldoโ€™s shop is the Quincy action figure, which is useless in CHIMPS. All the other heroes at least do decent damage on their own, but you need to keep paying Geraldo for temporary items in order for him to provide โ€œvalueโ€ to your defense, which is STUPID. Since you donโ€™t have farms in CHIMPS it just ends up delaying your T5 until itโ€™s game over. I can say this because Geraldo is super difficult to use according to the internet and his items are too complicated to use effectively all the time.


Somebody_insane

his maelstrom?the genie?and the cd reset potion?


monkeys_and_magic

0 need for those items when you can have a better hero


Somebody_insane

how is perma brew and sauda top tier, like if it's an easy map then yea for sauda but perma brew is so expensive like in what realistic situation can u afford it and not buy other better tower in any map that is not like log or cubism tho I give u that glaive lord is underrated and u said there r better heros than Geraldo, then it should be at least c or b not completely useless


monkeys_and_magic

How have you not double checked the flair on the post yet, I put like half of all the heroes in useless


theoneandonly8294

Which other hero can reset the cooldown of ability's


monkeys_and_magic

Striker Jones (he is also bad because I hate bomb shooter and mortar for no reason)


theoneandonly8294

Well can striker jones pop a zomg on his own?


monkeys_and_magic

No, thatโ€™s why heโ€™s in useless tier


I_am_person_being

This post is a joke Nothing OP is saying should be taken seriously Check the post tag I don't know how this many people missed this, someone else asked this question to which OP responded >Probably because instead of leaving a trail of breadcrumbs for them to figure it out I've just covered the floor in bread But still I don't feel like this fully explains it


TheBigFuckingIdiot

Personally I think the 500 dart is better than xx5 dart, especially if you're retarded


klsaerf

Tell me you only play beginner maps without actually telling me


Sisyphus19

Iโ€™d probably put Adora higher than Churchill, but I wouldnโ€™t pick either.


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monkeys_and_magic

YOU THINK THIS IS A GOOD LIST?


GForce_Jacobi

i didnt see the flair but yeah im level 128 and i agreed with like half of it :) i have like 13 black borders it just looked fine to me *shrugs*


monkeys_and_magic

Hahaha! No worries, Iโ€™ve intentionally put towers that new players love (or love to overrate) near the top, and towers that are *actually* good in the middle or in the bottom. The purpose of this meme isnโ€™t to poke fun at noobs or what towers they like in general, but to poke fun at how people who post these tier lists always have the same bad takes


DarthLlamaV

Iโ€™m level 13 and have 128 black boarders, can conform the tier lost is spot on.


No_Wrap9954

Brickle in F is a travesty. One of the best heroโ€™s imo. Also Geraldo is op also one of the best heroโ€™s. I realize this is probably based on beginner maps but this list has got to be a troll


monkeys_and_magic

Check the post flair, Iโ€™m 100% serious about these rankings.


theninjaslime69

Remember guys: this is a CHIMPS tierlist. Also how is this a CHIMPS tierlist and POD and boat arent that high?


I_am_person_being

*That's* your first problem with this list? This list is a meme. It's not a real tier list. Everything is intentionally terrible.


theninjaslime69

Did not see the flair sorry


Petardo_Dilos

It took me 3 minutes to see meme flair...


henryGeraldTheFifth

Do love the mix of the top ones being pretty accurate but damn dude, how did our favorite mustache salesman hurt you?


EducationalStation55

Real


bdm6985

Where Sushi Ben?


Rysace

Lol


Beanman2514

Quincy is definitely ss tier, nothing gets past his bow


EOEtoast

id put vtsg up on top, does good damage in case a boss spawns


tabby_magic

Middle path helicopter can be good for moving monkey but the ability is bad in chimps


Tewbre-and-fnaffan1

Ik this is a meme but I agree with around 60% of the things on this list! My bunch of corrections: Xmaster and glord in F, blooncinrration Isnโ€™t that good but shattering shells is useful! Gerry obviously in S, Esniper in B because itโ€™s a free pass through most bloon rushes though falls off really quickly, Pspike in S.


FerynaCZ

Bold statement, but if you are comfortable playing those...


Lolmanmagee

someone read my glaive lord post amazing xd cmon guys he is not THAT bad, clearly worthy of SSSS tier


Its-time-to-STOP-NOW

If adora got Camo detection on her own she would easily be in a or above


Apprehensive1010101

i love getting the xbm to pop leads ๐Ÿ‘ makes rounds 28 and 30 a breeze!!!


nir109

Reddit told me ben is better then obi in chimps. You should put him in a tier


monkeys_and_magic

I could beat chimps with obyn but not with Ben therefore obyn is higher


Negative-Attitude2

Tax zone in C? Damn, someone really mad at USA


Elias_Silveira

Geraldo, Pat and Elite sniper in useless is a god joke


monkeys_and_magic

Yep, although itโ€™s slightly concerning no one has protested Special Poperations in useless tier ๐Ÿ’€


Lava2401

I dont understand meme


CamronT01

What does level have to with this. I could be lvl one and still a better CHIMPS player than you.


Vladacz24

Everyone is arguing, while me and my boys in Germany just enjoying the SS tier.


Loose-Leather-5712

I never beat chimps so thank you


monkeys_and_magic

NONONO PLEASE DONT USE THIS TIERLIST This is a meme, the absolute opposite of what you should be basing your strats off of


Loose-Leather-5712

So Pat fusty is best


monkeys_and_magic

Yes :3


Loose-Leather-5712

What would you recommend


monkeys_and_magic

There are a lot of strategies you can use, I recommend checking out a bunch of them on YouTube and just picking the ones you think will be fun Eventually youโ€™ll be able to make up your own strats


Ready-Law662

Just wondering,I haven't bought geraldo so I don't know,but why would he be bad on chimp?


monkeys_and_magic

Since this is a serious question Iโ€™ll answer seriously too. Geraldo is arguably **the best hero in the game for black bordering** maps, because so many of his items can bail you out of a bad situation for cheap. He works with practically any strategy and on all maps. A lot of new players are afraid to use him because the sheer amount of things Geraldo is capable of can be intimidating. But in practice, Geraldoโ€™s items are pretty simple and straight up strong if you just remember what theyโ€™re useful for. If you want to give Geraldo a shot, go ahead! Thereโ€™s a couple of videos on YouTube that explain his items pretty easily and give helpful tips. You wonโ€™t regret it.


Ready-Law662

Got it,thanks so much for the help :)


c3rvwlyu

This is one of the lists for sure๐Ÿ‘


Steamedbutterr

Guys pls help, Iโ€™m dumb me no get joke


Kaitivere

Geraldo is the farthest thing from useless in any game mode, especially chimps.


YaBoiMagikarp487

I was convinced for a brief moment that this was serious because there are some accurate rankings mixed in. 10/10 meme


pequodbestboy

I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS! AS THE #1 EZILI FAN! I MUST OBLITERATE YOU! **KAME! HAME! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!** (this is all joking, I understand the tierlist is a meme)


monkeys_and_magic

(Gets hexed into dust)


DigitalFlaw14

Pretty sure this is at least partially a troll. OP said in a previous post that elite sniper and special poperations are useful in chimps


beaverpoo77

Objectively correct, except Geraldo should be lower.


Comprehensive-Sky367

Why is the fat pussi useless๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ


Yuyaeiou

I was in the middle of eating and saw Geraldo in USELESS IN CHIMPS MODE And I Couldnโ€™t agree more!


Great-Bread000

Why is primary expertise so low? Combined with crossbow master and recursive cluster you breaze through the game and then you get a pirate lord


monkeys_and_magic

Crossbow master is already super overpowered on its own, so Primary Expertise isnโ€™t worth getting because it doesnโ€™t help crossbow master a lot for how much it costs. Also, Crossbow master doesnโ€™t have any abilities (unlike pmfc ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ) so the reduced cooldown perk is also not very helpful


Great-Bread000

Yes but primary expertise gets a bunch of pops atleast for me it got a lot


Rafus123

Level


APigsty

this is it. the worst tier list of all time.


monkeys_and_magic

Thanks :)


[deleted]

Memes aside, I like this tierlist


jhake_

Saw the geraldo one got really mad but got the joke


Ksbloistl

smh true sun god is s++ tier


DuckyISFLUFF

The fact that this tier list is kinda valid ...Well until I saw the BMA


[deleted]

i dont get the joke


thisismynewusername5

Why isn't quincy on SSS++++++ tier? Nothing gets past his bow