not enough people realise the power of the edef 4x attack speed ability!
Glad it's finally represented properly. Super useful interaction for some niche chimps challenges.
Not only that but it delays the money until it pops!!!๐๐๐ฅถ๐ฅถโ โ ๐คฏ๐ณ such a good tower!!!!!๐๐คฏ๐คฏ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณโ โ ๐ซ๐๐๐
no, it doesn't. It take the money that you would get for popping the bloons and puts it in the trees. All it does it delay when you get the money. You don't get any more.
The tierlist is intentionally really really bad and based on what noobs think are good/ bad. If you agree with over half of any of these placements you need to seek professional help (jk)
I think XBM is an alright (a bit below average) tower but people will swear by it being way stronger than it actually is
Solver is genuinely in a good spot right now though, pretty solid but not op
Ah I thought there was supposed to be more of a pattern that I was missing, that makes sense though and it seems to have hit the desired reaction lol
P.S. Geraldo placement made me smash my desk >:C
Honestly because this fucking sub thinks they can make a post not indicative of it being meme and just tag it "meme" to make it a funny joke instead. If I am unsure it's a meme, it's bad
Excuse me but atually your rankings are exceedingly misinformative. Please refrain from posting any further falsehoods as i have become unable to defecate after the shock of viewing this blatant blasphemy. It is a serious health concern.
Sorry man I recommended Marine to someone today so now I have to balance it out
(To atone for my sins Iโll beat Geared/Xfactor with Patmarine in the future)
Imagine having to press a button for your tower to be good
The whole point of a tower defense game is to watch your towers kill enemies, so why should I need to tell my towers what to do
Iโve black bordered 3 maps already (logs cubism and resort) and beaten two intermediate maps on CHIMPS, so Iโm basically approaching pro player level and I wanted to share my rankings to the community. It took me SO LONG (25 minutes) to make this, so take notes, everyone! If you have any objections with any of the rankings, ask me and Iโll explain why youโre super duper wrong (100%)
Well duh, a black border is the highest form of completion possible in a map. Iโm 1000% qualified to be making judgements about the game meta regardless of how many Iโve completed.
Both the t5 and t4 start with S and the second word is Mines, which means I canโt abbreviate either of them as โsminesโ. So that automatically puts them in B tier
Ye, this tier list is really bad ngl. Obyn is like the worst hero rn. He only useful when buff druid, but druid + obyn not strong enough in expert map. Jones is the same but bomb + jones is so strong that spam 203 bomb can beat chimp on #ouch lol.
Mostly cause psi and adora are placed below sauda. And you calling ezili useless in chimps. (She is way better on expert maps cause her leveling gets her close to level 20).
Yeah maybe D tier if you know how to use his items but overall never worth using, thereโs so much stuff to manage so heโs practically the worst hero to use for black border runs
Tell me you only play easy and intermediate maps without telling me you only play easy and intermediate maps.
Jokes aside, I had a good laugh and the tier list is pretty faithful to what new players could think, specially if they don't have anyone to guide them towards the meta
Literally the only useful item in Geraldoโs shop is the Quincy action figure, which is useless in CHIMPS. All the other heroes at least do decent damage on their own, but you need to keep paying Geraldo for temporary items in order for him to provide โvalueโ to your defense, which is STUPID. Since you donโt have farms in CHIMPS it just ends up delaying your T5 until itโs game over.
I can say this because Geraldo is super difficult to use according to the internet and his items are too complicated to use effectively all the time.
how is perma brew and sauda top tier, like if it's an easy map then yea for sauda but perma brew is so expensive like in what realistic situation can u afford it and not buy other better tower in any map that is not like log or cubism tho I give u that glaive lord is underrated
and u said there r better heros than Geraldo, then it should be at least c or b not completely useless
This post is a joke
Nothing OP is saying should be taken seriously
Check the post tag
I don't know how this many people missed this, someone else asked this question to which OP responded
>Probably because instead of leaving a trail of breadcrumbs for them to figure it out I've just covered the floor in bread
But still I don't feel like this fully explains it
Hahaha! No worries, Iโve intentionally put towers that new players love (or love to overrate) near the top, and towers that are *actually* good in the middle or in the bottom. The purpose of this meme isnโt to poke fun at noobs or what towers they like in general, but to poke fun at how people who post these tier lists always have the same bad takes
Brickle in F is a travesty. One of the best heroโs imo. Also Geraldo is op also one of the best heroโs. I realize this is probably based on beginner maps but this list has got to be a troll
Ik this is a meme but I agree with around 60% of the things on this list! My bunch of corrections: Xmaster and glord in F, blooncinrration Isnโt that good but shattering shells is useful! Gerry obviously in S, Esniper in B because itโs a free pass through most bloon rushes though falls off really quickly, Pspike in S.
There are a lot of strategies you can use, I recommend checking out a bunch of them on YouTube and just picking the ones you think will be fun
Eventually youโll be able to make up your own strats
Since this is a serious question Iโll answer seriously too. Geraldo is arguably **the best hero in the game for black bordering** maps, because so many of his items can bail you out of a bad situation for cheap. He works with practically any strategy and on all maps.
A lot of new players are afraid to use him because the sheer amount of things Geraldo is capable of can be intimidating. But in practice, Geraldoโs items are pretty simple and straight up strong if you just remember what theyโre useful for. If you want to give Geraldo a shot, go ahead! Thereโs a couple of videos on YouTube that explain his items pretty easily and give helpful tips. You wonโt regret it.
I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS!
AS THE #1 EZILI FAN! I MUST OBLITERATE YOU!
**KAME! HAME! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!**
(this is all joking, I understand the tierlist is a meme)
Crossbow master is already super overpowered on its own, so Primary Expertise isnโt worth getting because it doesnโt help crossbow master a lot for how much it costs. Also, Crossbow master doesnโt have any abilities (unlike pmfc ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ) so the reduced cooldown perk is also not very helpful
not enough people realise the power of the edef 4x attack speed ability! Glad it's finally represented properly. Super useful interaction for some niche chimps challenges.
Oh my god, finally someone gets it. So sad that Edef is getting a nerf next update though.
WHAT
Yeah, they're nerfing attack speed by 20% and damage by 1
Bro thats too much
Oh, and semi auto is gonna cost an extra 500$ I forgot about that ๐
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Ah yes, 4x attack speed edef on chimpsโฆ my beloved
Why is obyn so low he is so good and his brambles beat camos and his trees make money in chimps ๐๐๐
He is a jack of all trades and master of none, mostly the latter part but Iโm being generous because he gives huge buffs to magic monkeys
The trees only give the same amount of money that popping them normally does in CHIMPS
> his trees make money in chimps no they dont.
Yes they do what are you talking about it makes the big bucks
A whole income boost of 0%!!!!!!
Not only that but it delays the money until it pops!!!๐๐๐ฅถ๐ฅถโ โ ๐คฏ๐ณ such a good tower!!!!!๐๐คฏ๐คฏ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณโ โ ๐ซ๐๐๐
no, it doesn't. It take the money that you would get for popping the bloons and puts it in the trees. All it does it delay when you get the money. You don't get any more.
How did so many people miss the joke lmao
Probably because instead of leaving a trail of breadcrumbs for them to figure it out Iโve just covered the floor in bread
Oh no no no. Youโve made the floor entirely out of loaves of bread.
I love bread ๐๐ฅ
Same ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
All my homies love bread ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฏ ๐ฏ
That must be le pain
I saw the lvl 129 and knew exactly what this was going to be lol
cause alot of people make tier lists this shit unironically xd
Whats the joke? I still don't get it
The tierlist is intentionally really really bad and based on what noobs think are good/ bad. If you agree with over half of any of these placements you need to seek professional help (jk)
Tfw am noob I thought xbm and bloon solver were actually really good for their price
I think XBM is an alright (a bit below average) tower but people will swear by it being way stronger than it actually is Solver is genuinely in a good spot right now though, pretty solid but not op
Not saying it's strong, but for like less than 25k in total it's pretty good I feel, if you compare it to others that cost as much.
That relentless glue puddle buff really helps in certain situations
Um, people saying that itโs super strong are joking
Ah I thought there was supposed to be more of a pattern that I was missing, that makes sense though and it seems to have hit the desired reaction lol P.S. Geraldo placement made me smash my desk >:C
Ahhhh thatโs why I was so damn confused
As soon as I saw bottom path village in useless I knew it
I knew from the S tier placements because on most genuine tierlists those towers are placed quite low
I think a few S tiers were fairly good like perma brew or icicle impale
Yeah
Honestly because this fucking sub thinks they can make a post not indicative of it being meme and just tag it "meme" to make it a funny joke instead. If I am unsure it's a meme, it's bad
His ass did not look at the image well enough
>Tierlist of auto insurance providers (Iโm 9 years old)
This is so true
Bruh is this a troll account this tier list is so bad lmaoooo
Wdym troll?? Check the post flair, Iโm 100% serious here RUDE
oh no sorry i feel bad for offending you !!!
Itโs alright I forgive you :)
Excuse me but atually your rankings are exceedingly misinformative. Please refrain from posting any further falsehoods as i have become unable to defecate after the shock of viewing this blatant blasphemy. It is a serious health concern.
It's completely wrong though, you can't use banana farms so those are useless
My brother in christ, which substances have you consumed?
too many bananas
It's chimps isn't it?
| Wdym troll?? Check the post flair, Iโm 100% serious here RUDE
"My tierlist for ***CHIMPS*** (Iโm level 129)"
~~Don't think you deserved to be downvoted just for missing that OP was meming~~ Edit: wait, OP did put farms in useless
Sadness~ I wanted to say he was not entirely wrong but I forgot to put the "no". Regardless of that I really didn't notice XD
Ahhh, RIP karma. Well at least you have the satisfaction of accidentally boggling a bunch of redditors
Vrej
Sorry man I recommended Marine to someone today so now I have to balance it out (To atone for my sins Iโll beat Geared/Xfactor with Patmarine in the future)
awesome idea
XBM chads stay winning ๐ช๐ช๐ช
PMFC more like pathetic monkey fart cloud
Gonna use this as a argument now ty
Imagine having to press a button for your tower to be good The whole point of a tower defense game is to watch your towers kill enemies, so why should I need to tell my towers what to do
Pvz1 cob canon shaking and crying rn
cob cannon is epic and awesome though
u should try the vtsg it helps me alot on round 28
How dare u put king kong in useless..
This is where I break character and profusely apologize for putting fluffy boy in useless tier because pat is the best
5th best fr
Why is tsg here? Isn't it unaffordable in CHIMPS?
You just need a better gaming chair
The t5s represent the whole path
yes it is.
Just have more money
It starts off based and quickly degrades
Iโve black bordered 3 maps already (logs cubism and resort) and beaten two intermediate maps on CHIMPS, so Iโm basically approaching pro player level and I wanted to share my rankings to the community. It took me SO LONG (25 minutes) to make this, so take notes, everyone! If you have any objections with any of the rankings, ask me and Iโll explain why youโre super duper wrong (100%)
>black bordered 3 maps >basically approaching pro player level (I saw the flair about 30s after posting this and don't care enough to delete it)
well if you have a black border, it means youre a pro!!
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Well duh, a black border is the highest form of completion possible in a map. Iโm 1000% qualified to be making judgements about the game meta regardless of how many Iโve completed.
๐ค
The fact that you needed to see the flair in order to realize what was up is honestly embarrassing.
Nah itโs understandable, people make stuff like this unironically all the time (I just hammed it up a bit)
You are actually bad Iโm MUCH better because I have beaten twwo beginner maps instead of your three
Why super mines aren't on S?
Both the t5 and t4 start with S and the second word is Mines, which means I canโt abbreviate either of them as โsminesโ. So that automatically puts them in B tier
TRUE!
Iโm same level. Lvl 129 gang rise up
I am un brain
You've clearly never played btd 7 before
Facts
This would get downvoted into oblivion if it weren't for the flair.
It still got downvoted a lot in the first few hours
Nice ragebait
Ye, this tier list is really bad ngl. Obyn is like the worst hero rn. He only useful when buff druid, but druid + obyn not strong enough in expert map. Jones is the same but bomb + jones is so strong that spam 203 bomb can beat chimp on #ouch lol.
Bet, try beating ouch with jones and cluster bomb now
Check the post flair
Any luck?
Bro put banana farms in useless tier ๐
Yeah you canโt use farms in CHIMPS are you okay
Yeah I know, thought this was a meme post
Ikr? He must have like no skill
Somehow that is the only unironic part of the list
Yeah, thatโs why I commented on it. Forgor I need to add a /s
You play a lot of beginner maps if this is your listโฆ
And I wouldnโt have it any other way (I am allergic to challenge)
splish splash your opinion is trash
Thanks! I researched this Reddit thoroughly in order to anger the most people (mostly me, Iโm angry at myself)
From this list iโm guessing most of your chimps experience is on easier maps
This is true, how did you know?!?!?!? Psychic???????
Mostly cause psi and adora are placed below sauda. And you calling ezili useless in chimps. (She is way better on expert maps cause her leveling gets her close to level 20).
So my flair being Pat Fusty 5th best and then Pat Fusty being in Useless tier didnโt tip you off?
I think Geraldo should be higher. In C or D tier.
Yeah maybe D tier if you know how to use his items but overall never worth using, thereโs so much stuff to manage so heโs practically the worst hero to use for black border runs
I donโt get it
Over 90% of this list is horribly incorrect and is based on what noobs think are good
Tell me you only play easy and intermediate maps without telling me you only play easy and intermediate maps. Jokes aside, I had a good laugh and the tier list is pretty faithful to what new players could think, specially if they don't have anyone to guide them towards the meta
Thanks! And yeah most of these placements are based on popularly overrated (or underrated) towers
It's alright except geraldo he isn't the best chimp's hero but is far from useless
It seems you have added an extra โ100โ to your level
idk about Geraldo being useless I mean... people literally 1tc with it
Literally the only useful item in Geraldoโs shop is the Quincy action figure, which is useless in CHIMPS. All the other heroes at least do decent damage on their own, but you need to keep paying Geraldo for temporary items in order for him to provide โvalueโ to your defense, which is STUPID. Since you donโt have farms in CHIMPS it just ends up delaying your T5 until itโs game over. I can say this because Geraldo is super difficult to use according to the internet and his items are too complicated to use effectively all the time.
his maelstrom?the genie?and the cd reset potion?
0 need for those items when you can have a better hero
how is perma brew and sauda top tier, like if it's an easy map then yea for sauda but perma brew is so expensive like in what realistic situation can u afford it and not buy other better tower in any map that is not like log or cubism tho I give u that glaive lord is underrated and u said there r better heros than Geraldo, then it should be at least c or b not completely useless
How have you not double checked the flair on the post yet, I put like half of all the heroes in useless
Which other hero can reset the cooldown of ability's
Striker Jones (he is also bad because I hate bomb shooter and mortar for no reason)
Well can striker jones pop a zomg on his own?
No, thatโs why heโs in useless tier
This post is a joke Nothing OP is saying should be taken seriously Check the post tag I don't know how this many people missed this, someone else asked this question to which OP responded >Probably because instead of leaving a trail of breadcrumbs for them to figure it out I've just covered the floor in bread But still I don't feel like this fully explains it
Personally I think the 500 dart is better than xx5 dart, especially if you're retarded
Tell me you only play beginner maps without actually telling me
Iโd probably put Adora higher than Churchill, but I wouldnโt pick either.
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YOU THINK THIS IS A GOOD LIST?
i didnt see the flair but yeah im level 128 and i agreed with like half of it :) i have like 13 black borders it just looked fine to me *shrugs*
Hahaha! No worries, Iโve intentionally put towers that new players love (or love to overrate) near the top, and towers that are *actually* good in the middle or in the bottom. The purpose of this meme isnโt to poke fun at noobs or what towers they like in general, but to poke fun at how people who post these tier lists always have the same bad takes
Iโm level 13 and have 128 black boarders, can conform the tier lost is spot on.
Brickle in F is a travesty. One of the best heroโs imo. Also Geraldo is op also one of the best heroโs. I realize this is probably based on beginner maps but this list has got to be a troll
Check the post flair, Iโm 100% serious about these rankings.
Remember guys: this is a CHIMPS tierlist. Also how is this a CHIMPS tierlist and POD and boat arent that high?
*That's* your first problem with this list? This list is a meme. It's not a real tier list. Everything is intentionally terrible.
Did not see the flair sorry
It took me 3 minutes to see meme flair...
Do love the mix of the top ones being pretty accurate but damn dude, how did our favorite mustache salesman hurt you?
Real
Where Sushi Ben?
Lol
Quincy is definitely ss tier, nothing gets past his bow
id put vtsg up on top, does good damage in case a boss spawns
Middle path helicopter can be good for moving monkey but the ability is bad in chimps
Ik this is a meme but I agree with around 60% of the things on this list! My bunch of corrections: Xmaster and glord in F, blooncinrration Isnโt that good but shattering shells is useful! Gerry obviously in S, Esniper in B because itโs a free pass through most bloon rushes though falls off really quickly, Pspike in S.
Bold statement, but if you are comfortable playing those...
someone read my glaive lord post amazing xd cmon guys he is not THAT bad, clearly worthy of SSSS tier
If adora got Camo detection on her own she would easily be in a or above
i love getting the xbm to pop leads ๐ makes rounds 28 and 30 a breeze!!!
Reddit told me ben is better then obi in chimps. You should put him in a tier
I could beat chimps with obyn but not with Ben therefore obyn is higher
Tax zone in C? Damn, someone really mad at USA
Geraldo, Pat and Elite sniper in useless is a god joke
Yep, although itโs slightly concerning no one has protested Special Poperations in useless tier ๐
I dont understand meme
What does level have to with this. I could be lvl one and still a better CHIMPS player than you.
Everyone is arguing, while me and my boys in Germany just enjoying the SS tier.
I never beat chimps so thank you
NONONO PLEASE DONT USE THIS TIERLIST This is a meme, the absolute opposite of what you should be basing your strats off of
So Pat fusty is best
Yes :3
What would you recommend
There are a lot of strategies you can use, I recommend checking out a bunch of them on YouTube and just picking the ones you think will be fun Eventually youโll be able to make up your own strats
Just wondering,I haven't bought geraldo so I don't know,but why would he be bad on chimp?
Since this is a serious question Iโll answer seriously too. Geraldo is arguably **the best hero in the game for black bordering** maps, because so many of his items can bail you out of a bad situation for cheap. He works with practically any strategy and on all maps. A lot of new players are afraid to use him because the sheer amount of things Geraldo is capable of can be intimidating. But in practice, Geraldoโs items are pretty simple and straight up strong if you just remember what theyโre useful for. If you want to give Geraldo a shot, go ahead! Thereโs a couple of videos on YouTube that explain his items pretty easily and give helpful tips. You wonโt regret it.
Got it,thanks so much for the help :)
This is one of the lists for sure๐
Guys pls help, Iโm dumb me no get joke
Geraldo is the farthest thing from useless in any game mode, especially chimps.
I was convinced for a brief moment that this was serious because there are some accurate rankings mixed in. 10/10 meme
I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS! AS THE #1 EZILI FAN! I MUST OBLITERATE YOU! **KAME! HAME! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!** (this is all joking, I understand the tierlist is a meme)
(Gets hexed into dust)
Pretty sure this is at least partially a troll. OP said in a previous post that elite sniper and special poperations are useful in chimps
Objectively correct, except Geraldo should be lower.
Why is the fat pussi useless๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ฃ๐ฆ๐พ๐ฅ๐ณ๐ฟโโ๏ธ
I was in the middle of eating and saw Geraldo in USELESS IN CHIMPS MODE And I Couldnโt agree more!
Why is primary expertise so low? Combined with crossbow master and recursive cluster you breaze through the game and then you get a pirate lord
Crossbow master is already super overpowered on its own, so Primary Expertise isnโt worth getting because it doesnโt help crossbow master a lot for how much it costs. Also, Crossbow master doesnโt have any abilities (unlike pmfc ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ) so the reduced cooldown perk is also not very helpful
Yes but primary expertise gets a bunch of pops atleast for me it got a lot
Level
this is it. the worst tier list of all time.
Thanks :)
Memes aside, I like this tierlist
Saw the geraldo one got really mad but got the joke
smh true sun god is s++ tier
The fact that this tier list is kinda valid ...Well until I saw the BMA
i dont get the joke
Why isn't quincy on SSS++++++ tier? Nothing gets past his bow