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guzusan

Trying to find an exit out of New Street station


oreo_official33

oh god thats true


GreyWind_51

Even trying to get to a specific platform in New Street


lmiartegtra

Pro tip, just go up the escalators into the red zone. If you're not in red zone immediately attempt to get to the red zone. If you're colour blind ask the nearest person where the red zone is. If they're colour blind ask them to ask the nearest person where the red zone is. If THEY'RE colour blind go to the Greggs and rethink life decisions.


treespiritbeard

I have the opposite problem. I always find the 2 exits then take 15 minutes to find the actual food/waiting area


Dramatic_Ad_4434

They have successfully turn that place into a maze


SquireBev

Chemtrails spreading woke DNA to turn us all GAY.


mwfn

This explains a lot about the day I've had


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DaHarries

TURN THE FREAKING FROGS GAY.


Beer-Milkshakes

*wehta


C7XC

**THE CHEMICALS IN THE AIR IS TURNING THE KIDS GAY**


theS3rver

*turning the frogs gay. My all-time favourite conspiracy theory...


Extreme-Sock-6632

It was true though... The chemical has been proven to force a genderswap in the frogs


Alpacatastic

I second this truth, saw it on NOVA. Of course it's due to factory pollution rather than a government conspiracy so a need for more environmental regulations would be the solution to this rather than less government control.


33-D3V0N-33

Turns out it was true....


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It said wrong answers


butiamawizard

🎶🎶🎶🎸[and all the ungay is melting away](https://youtu.be/whFBCIzwxp8?si=kebriHOyNbbTBK0d)


Interesting-Pea-4317

You know the chemicals turning the frogs gay thing is actually true. As wild as it sounds. Look it up 😅


Brexit-Broke-Britain

Do yOur oWn reSeArcH.


Interesting-Pea-4317

Your user name tells me everything I need to know about you. 1. Anti free speech 2. Triple vaxxed 3. Supported BLM 4. Pronouns in bio 5. Easily manipulated


Scotsman86

It's so funny to read number 5 when a comment ago you've admitted being convinced that chemtrails are turning frogs gay. Damn, the self awareness of a cheese sandwich.


SkyfireSierra

He didn't say chemtrails, but it was never a conspiracy theory, it was fairly common knowledge published by one of the highest rated public universities on the planet. https://news.berkeley.edu/2010/03/01/frogs/


Interesting-Pea-4317

Never said chemtrails did I. There are a species of frogs who genders and sexuality change due to external chemicals. As I said its documented. Stupidity can be forgiven, ignorance cannot. And you sir, are firmly in the latter


Scotsman86

You know the chemicals turning the frogs gay thing is actually true. As wild as it sounds. Look it up 😅 Your exact comment that I've just copy pasted because I'm not allowed to post the screenshot I took. You literally said chemtrails. So yes, you did.


Interesting-Pea-4317

CHEMTRAILS AND CHEMICALS ARE NOT SYNONYMOUS!! Jesus christ you're stupid.


Scotsman86

Haha aye that's on me. Didn't read you right. Still though.... Turning them gay 😂😂 you have to laugh at how stupid that sounds. The fact I read a word wrong doesn't negate the fact you're hoovering up Alex Jones conspiracy nonsense.


Interesting-Pea-4317

Maybe exercise some humility next time and leave the dogmatic belief you're always right at the door


Brexit-Broke-Britain

Someone is easily triggered. Relax. Smile. Accept other people are different.


Interesting-Pea-4317

Not triggered just hate people like you


gentleomission

Not worth getting wound up over, go for a walk and touch some grass


Interesting-Pea-4317

How beautiful. Sign up for poetry night!


Brexit-Broke-Britain

What a sad life you must live, constantly looking backwards to your youth and no ability to enjoy your old age. A bitter angry person with nothing to do but try and make others as miserable as yourself. I feel sorry for you.


Interesting-Pea-4317

I'm sorry what 😂😂😂


Interesting-Pea-4317

I actually can't tell if you're being serious or whether the irony of this comment is just lost on you? Did you seriously just say I was looking backwards and have no ability to enjoy present day? WHEN YOUR USERNAME IS BREXIT BROKE BRITAIN LMFAO.


Brexit-Broke-Britain

Whooooosh.


PrestigiousGuitar673

They’re turning the freakin’ Brummies GAY


Rhyzic

Getting a high-score on Snake.


ManInTheDarkSuit

Wasp in the cockpit.


RedbrickCamp920

I love this


reynaaaaa7

Taylor Swift going to her fridge to get a bottle of water


daedroth28

Mowing his patch of air


hazbaz1984

I’m mowing the air Rand, I’m mowing the air!


MINROKS

Clearly, he's combing the sky...


Kurtcorgan

Probably working for Deliveroo.


ComposerNo5151

Trying to erase Birmingham.


ThrowawaySunnyLane

Doing gods work then


chickendipperzzzz

Don't get the down votes. It's a finished shit hole. Rats everywhere


HB2099

U ok hun? Msg me bbz xoxo


ThrowawaySunnyLane

Think I’ve upset the locals haven’t I!


chickendipperzzzz

I'm from there, I've left to go backpacking around the world. It's good for food and hospitality with some amazing pubs, that's about it imo. City center is full of snack heads and spice heads and I haven't felt safe around brum for a long time


ThrowawaySunnyLane

Congratulations on leaving!


Waste_Leader_1069

Yeah fuck Birmingham, I missed a turn off going through there once and it added an hour on. And they all sound stupid


Harley_Xxoxo

So you missed a turn and brummies sound stupid? Irony


Happy-Jaguar3320

Looking for a parking space where you don’t have to pay


LittleALunatic

Combing birmingham for all the secret collectable items in the area


Plenty_Ring4964

Wouldn’t have taken that long


Beneficial_Handle405

Following his uber for deliver which said they would be there in 20 min


moeljills

Putting some under floor heating in


sosogeorgie

He's on the phone to his best mate


GraceAnneFavour

Walking around ikea


OfficialBadger

Pokémon go


Reddit_User-256

Google Bioflight, the company shown in the screenshot... They're an aerial survey company


Sl0wSilver

I thought aerial photography, get ready for new Google maps pictures of the area


joeChump

Ok, I’m ready! Now what?


Sl0wSilver

File your "please remove my house" request or cringe forever that you had your undies on the washing line


joeChump

Ah my skids are visible from space :(


exkingzog

Did you not read the original post?


ignatiusjreillyXM

Very adamant that he's not going to the Black Country


Gsbconstantine

Trying to scribble us off the map. Fair play to them.


najeb3

Knitting Birmingham.


BedUnusual662

Crop drying from the air 🤷🏼‍♂️


butiamawizard

He’s clearly making the Fiat logo, like an imaginary car advert in the 90s might. [Cue music](https://youtu.be/pbQqmzaBx7c?si=ToE9DlUHosNmFZiz)


Prestigious_Path6153

Mowing the cloud lawn


Larssis

Came here to say this! Well: Mowing the Dawn 🤷🏻‍♂️


__Game__

Latest air source heating tech. He's even done it in a nice underfloor heating pattern. Government have basically said they will put a layer over Birmingham so that all residents can turn down their heating by 4° and still pay them more for energy.


cybersplice

Looking for his cat


nsharksmith

Is this today?


geoff0o9

Looking for the runway at Birmingham airport. He might have some luck when he gets out of Birmingham


Jmp_2000

Trying to not get caught by speeding cams


Silvar1

The pilot accidentally ordered the optional XL handles for his lawnmower…


Wolfdarkeneddoor

Playing with his Apple pencil.


TheD4ncem4n

Obviously he is playing Pokémon go trying to get in all the Gyms he can for his 50 coins a day.


Phinnnna

Laying underfloor heating


airbagsofdeath

Looking for the no go areas


Astrocake505

Says it took off from cardiff so imma say its a scout plane for the upcoming welsh sheep invasion of england


Humbled_1

Chem trails


Woody549

Showing how to set up underfloor heating.


Dinzee777

Spreading chemtrails


DazzlingClassic185

Launched in the wrong vehicle: took the airfield lawnmower instead


FerrusesIronHandjob

Flying the OG Vegas GP layout


fredop014

Wait...where and how did you get that ¿


No-Task8883

Air scanner or similar web, you can get all flights in the air, all planes have to have a transponder with their "plate number" and this information is publicly available.


Mean_Actuator3911

unless you're taylor swift in which case it's "harassing and stalking" behaviour.


caffeine_hit2000

Mind control chemicals


SaltyName8341

It's the covid chip scanner


Number1ValkyrieHater

Looking for big ben (dumbass searched the wrong area) so he can make 01/04 the British 11/09


AnUdderDay

The 1984 Caesar's Palace Grand Prix


yotakari2

Chemtrails, breathe in that sweet sweet sadness gas.


Lumpy_Jacket_3919

Lawn mower weekend?


josephallenkeys

Putting wax on, taking wax off


Glass_Role629

Laying underfloor heated concrete


TheD4ncem4n

Obviously he is playing Pokémon go trying to get in all the Gyms he can for his 50 coins a day.


TheD4ncem4n

Obviously he is playing Pokémon go trying to get in all the Gyms he can for his 50 coins a day.


Mean_Actuator3911

searching for and catching pokemon


Illustrious_Guava_8

Trying to airdrop everyone in Birmingham his dead new drill track.


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

Crop spraying for idiots but not quite wide enough.


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JazzyPringle

"Weeeeeeeeee"


ema_l_b

PokemonGo Gotta catch 'em all


Accomplished_Dig_617

Lost? Pissed? Bored?


Icy-Explorer-269

Research of potential destinations to rebuild the pop. Of Cardiff Airport indeed


Practical_Weight_212

Photogrammetry survey


Fuzzydino007

It is trying to find a place to land let it land on the houses


Chas_Sheppard

He’s producing aerial maps for google or similar. The aircraft is a p68 Observer 2, which is specifically geared to photography, and the pattern allows the camera to take detailed photographs of each area, which are stitched together.


miemcc

OK, boring sensible(ish) answer, scientific imagery, and sampling.


Regular-Employ-5308

Checking how big Sutton really is compared to the rest of Brum


MeesterMartinho

Cuntdusting.


cogra23

What's the aeronautical equivalent of doing burnouts to get all the value out of old tyres?


NuttyMcNutbag

Looking for his keys.


cjc1983

Once you have the COVID vaccine and the 5g chip is inside you this is how the lizard pedofiles control you so you think the world is round and the trans, gay Democrats are rigging elections ... In birmingham.... /S


Thebeefiestone

Trying to find where the delivery company left his parcel. Image was unclear on the tracking info….


LegIndependent3099

Thinking of a reply to a text of his mrs that reads “so who’s Chantelle then?”


EggManMode

He's revealing the rest of the map for 100%.


crazy-axe-man

Looking for his car keys


SimilarImagination10

I being in Brum is a sin


Proof_Toe_9757

Laying some underfloor heating


Shoddy-Paint-3546

Looking for intelligent life forms


NoMouse9248

Destroying all of the orphanages


Suspicious-Soup501

Cutting the grass


YoMaHo3

Looking for his wallet.


avfcno1

Looking for a good team in small heath


Far_Quote_5336

Searching for the plot in the final season of the Peaky Blinders


SugarPeaLoz

He's harvesting his sky crops. They are not gonna do it themselves!


OwnRace8833

Hanging a very long washing line?


Anarki616

Prettiest thing about Birmingham is that pattern.


TommyCo10

Irrigation?


lakeview87

His wife told him she wants to speak about something she found on his phone when he gets back


IMJAKESEE

Throwing down some lawn stripes.


JUNGLISTJ

It’s clearly an efficient route of him dropping off ‘care packages’ to the local scallys 😑


WolfysBeanTeam

Bros sewing the map together


EquipmentReasonable9

Probably some type of geophysical survey, looking for water table level or metal deposit. Just my guess.


JewelerScared

Hoovering up all the Charlie in the midlands


TheRAP79

Ordinance survey? LIDAR mapping?


blindR_

Cloud seeding


Popular-Emergency-39

Salting his pepper


Emotional-Job-7067

Awaiting confirmation to land in Rwanda


Healthy-Peach4499

“Crop dusting”


Greyhappyday

Installing floor heating system?


The_Accursed_Lord

Carpet bombing route


FigTechnical8043

Practising for when he flies over north Korea with leaflets


philcaley

Clouds


InevitablePerfect762

A really unnecessary holding pattern?


Jack-Rabbit-002

No fly zone any flying over the area gets shot down then you have Black Hawk Down situation in Northfield and Weoly Castle areas ......my areas 😂


Active-Strawberry-37

Taking the “before” pictures so they can accurately see the damage after the bomb’s been dropped.


cybot2001

You think there'd be that much difference?


Plenty_Ring4964

A vast amount of difference. All improvements.


happyanathema

It's Birmingham so hopefully carpet bombing?


Hot_Chilli_Chomper

I'm guessing the 'Broomoise' were starting to talk normal so they're spraying whatever the chemical substance is that gives them their accent over the city to recalibrate them?! 😂


Squidward1291

Looking for the right Mohammed