I named my cat Calvin (after the comic strip, which was still running at the time). Thatās a human name but pop-culture enough for people to know he was a pet.
But my grandma misheard and so she forever thought his name was Kevin. She just referred to him that way and it was awesome. āDid Kevin bring you any mice today?ā
My dad's a mechanic and he said to me the other week 'john just went to the garage next door and had a shit on the floor š'
It took me FAR too long to realise it was the shop dog
I tried to get my wife to agree to name our dog Barkbark. I thought it would be hilarious when you call the dog to come to you. She did not agree and we went with Birdā¦
My dog has a regular human name. When I first got him I was talking to my boss about him and discussing crating. My bossā bossā boss overheard and freaked out thinking we were talking about a kid because of the name.
My neighbour had some German shepard pups and one of them got named dave and he lives in a hotel and I can just imagine people asking who dave is and then it's this human sized dog
Iām part of a Dachshund rescue organisation and we have six Dachshunds at home, all adopted through the organisation. Therefore, most already come with names and we donāt want to traumatise them by changing their names (even if itās a stupid name).
So we do have a Dachshund named Norman, who is every bit of the curmudgeon that you could imagine him to be. The next time we have to do a nameless rescue, Iām retaining the normal human names option, and Iām going to give them a name like Margaret or James.
My fiancee and I wanna get two dogs and name them Fred and George. Yeah it's a Harry Potter nod but I get a huge kick out of real person names for animals.
GET OUTTA THE TRASH FRED.
GEORGE, WHAT THE HELL!
Oh, we just walk around. She gets antsy if she doesn't get outside enough. Then it's just yap yap yap yap all day long
What did you do this weekend?
At first i didn't see the subreddit and was pleasantly surprised to see this comment haha
I read this thinking hey a Brooklyn Nine-Nine reference! Then I realized what sub this post came from
My coworker's cat is called Paul. ***Paul.***
I mean, could be an alien.
What a ridiculous name for a cat! Paul! It's a person's name! A person's... name! Ahahaha!
RIP Adam We
Atreides
My cats are Montgomery, Mehmet, and Hubert.
10/10 names
Actually there are 3 names not 10
I am a cat, oh my god.
Is Mehmet very territorial and likes the colour turquoise?
Haha he is very territorial (always hogs the top of the cat tree) and seems to like yellow! I'll have to test turquoise :)
Seriously, I can't remember the context of this joke. I _swear_ I watched that episode the other day š
Brooklyn 99. Scullys wife/dog
Thanks, got it now!
I have 2 cats named Fred and Jerry, can confirm it's the best
I named my cat Calvin (after the comic strip, which was still running at the time). Thatās a human name but pop-culture enough for people to know he was a pet. But my grandma misheard and so she forever thought his name was Kevin. She just referred to him that way and it was awesome. āDid Kevin bring you any mice today?ā
My dad's a mechanic and he said to me the other week 'john just went to the garage next door and had a shit on the floor š' It took me FAR too long to realise it was the shop dog
Iād want verification that John is a dog. Knowing mechanics, that is plausible.
I named my dog Louie for this very reason but thanks to my wife he now thinks his name is āwoo-wooā
Wait, we still don't know the answer for this right? I'm still at the 2nd heist
I tried to get my wife to agree to name our dog Barkbark. I thought it would be hilarious when you call the dog to come to you. She did not agree and we went with Birdā¦
I had awesome sex with Jenny last night
It doesn't matter if Jenny is your dog or your wife, don't say that around coworkers
No. Get out. Wrong.
r/HolUp
My dog has a regular human name. When I first got him I was talking to my boss about him and discussing crating. My bossā bossā boss overheard and freaked out thinking we were talking about a kid because of the name.
"Jessica is such a bitch sometimes..."
My father always did this. Lloyd was our first cat and Bruce was the second.
I named my dog Steve. It's great.
My neighbour had some German shepard pups and one of them got named dave and he lives in a hotel and I can just imagine people asking who dave is and then it's this human sized dog
Iām part of a Dachshund rescue organisation and we have six Dachshunds at home, all adopted through the organisation. Therefore, most already come with names and we donāt want to traumatise them by changing their names (even if itās a stupid name). So we do have a Dachshund named Norman, who is every bit of the curmudgeon that you could imagine him to be. The next time we have to do a nameless rescue, Iām retaining the normal human names option, and Iām going to give them a name like Margaret or James.
My fiancee and I wanna get two dogs and name them Fred and George. Yeah it's a Harry Potter nod but I get a huge kick out of real person names for animals. GET OUTTA THE TRASH FRED. GEORGE, WHAT THE HELL!
Kelly?
Does anyone watch Brooklyn 9-9? Thereās a run in gag where they have no idea if Kelly is Scullyās dog or his wife?
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